I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' Billy. Hey, Billy, you home ? ``

'' Do n't come in here Jack. Just ride out outside, please. ``

Please ? Billy never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on nightstick 's porch, not sure what to do. We could hear nightstick muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't brush aside a clangoring. Billy is our friend. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't express mirth, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the flooring, gasping for breathing place, unable to hold on shrieking with laughter.

he-goat lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry Billy, really dreary man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to undo Billy from the death chair. That must have been the clangour, the chair tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' billystick, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if he-goat did n't believe us because it might be hard to take aim us good when we could n't intercept snickering while we said it.

Billy had no hair. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the floor but none of it was on Billy any Sir Thomas More. And we had to end looking at him because every time one of us did it ruined any endeavour to take it seriously, because Billy 's testicle were purple, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't go on our eye off of. Billy 's cock looked like a barber Pole, red and snowy banding from the groundwork to the tip and the tip was bright red and his cock was all stiff because of some ring at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't express mirth any more and Billy just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making dissonance and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na toss off those bitches. I 'm gon na find her and her sister and cut them up in little pieces and toss off them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her Sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish Billy had taken our advice and left townsfolk after the divorce. For almost a year now billy club and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put rotten fish in her car and house. She broke his windows, he poured thirty Imperial gallon of sewage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. he-goat could be seriously mean if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's sot dada went after Billy when they were in the eighth grade. He was a big man, and a meanspirited drunk. He must have outweighed billystick by fifty pounds. Billy took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his tongue. Nadine 's pappa left township when he got out of the hospital. Nobody ever messed with nightstick again and Nadine was in love.

truncheon is a good car-mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from in high spirits schoolhouse Billy married Nadine and went to run. Billy worked hard to reach Nadine anything she wanted and after their little girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. Billy was working so hard Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to Billy he told her he had to work for her and the babe. Nadine was too Edward Young to realise that Billy was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dancing mansion house with her sister. Trouble was, Cheryl was a year older and single and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to fuddle and dance and flirt as long as she did n't fuck some former man.

Billy had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big projection screen tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the theatre his wife was n't rest home. The babysitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner party and went dancing. billy club drove to the dancing Charles Francis Hall. The timing was just plain wrong. Billy saw some guy dancing with his married woman, his helping hand all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. Billy walked right up to them, slammed a clenched fist into the laugh at temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a single word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to break but he got in his truck and ram off. He did n't come home for three days and after that he still would n't speak to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't come in dwelling house until almost ten every night and went straight to bed. After a couple of calendar month of that Nadine was going crazy.

surmise it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. Billy came home one night and Nadine and the baby were gone. Billy never said a thing, just got up and went to work, seven 24-hour interval a week.

A few calendar month later Nadine filed for divorcement, claiming Billy charge adultery. She had a report signed by some cleaning woman saying she and billy had been screwing for four months. baton said nada and did zero so when it went to the evaluator. He read all the papers, looked at Billy and asked `` Any of this bull true he-goat ? ''. he-goat took fear of the judges cars and the judge liked him. billy goat just stared at the evaluator and he sighed, `` Did n't think so but since you have no proof and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

billy club ended up with naught, except workplace. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that Billy ruined their life together. She started it. Every clip she did something to make Billy angry he just waited a spell and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his considerably to stay out of their little war but Cheryl kept filing charge and Billy just said nothing.

But now Billy was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a trivial scare away. We think billy snapped inside his mind. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his house. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and recount the girls they better run and obliterate for a while because they went too far and nightstick was talking and the talking was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. truncheon went back to piece of work. Billy 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to suffer billy club he was going to burn their household down with them in it. Since Billy 's uncle was mingy than billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. baton only worked six days a week now. On Sunday he would get in his motortruck and go away. We had no idea where. The three of us tried following him a mates of times but you ca n't catch Billy 's truck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her sister Saturday night at the dance Marguerite Radclyffe Hall and on Dominicus she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would find a new man and go away for day at a time. The sheriff did verbalise to truncheon and his uncle and his dad but nothing came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. Good thing the child miss was at grandma 's firm. We all wondered if Billy had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to billy goat 's dad and he just said to stop bedevilment because Billy was a good boy.

Sunday daybreak came. Billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a short religion and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might hold a hundred or so and it was just plain packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front line pew, just sitting there all quiet. They looked fine but when I tried to talk to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The preacher had the biggest smile. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a gang since the mayor married woman had Twins in church building. The preacher said we had a visitant who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the theme about baton and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even do it Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred dollar bill to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did tell he-goat she was really sorry.

It was hush after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl sort of groan and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sort of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in Christian church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher man just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to learn up on them. beginning thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No marvel they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to take a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't travel if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the straps and said it was a good job and it would take some tools to get them loose. While he was talking both girls started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped literal sudden and just sat there, exertion pouring off their faces but they did n't say a Bible. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about honesty and trust and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folks ca n't figure out how to peach to each other they should find soul who can help oneself. Then he told everyone to go on home and the sheriff could find some prick and cut the little girl loose.

Billy had been standing at the backbone of the church all this time, as usual saying nothing. As kinfolk were filing out of the church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching billy 's fount. close matter I 've seen to a grinning on Billy. Then he turned and walked off, got in his hand truck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's family later. She was laying on the sofa and said she was sorry for the way she treated baton and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at billystick 's grannie business firm with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's mansion. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to hump what was going on. Nadine turned six specter of red when we showed up at nan. She tried to shoo us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't celebrate us away forever. Nadine said Billy had been using his Sun to track down the cleaning woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her tell the judge the verity. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The justice told he-goat he could have all three of the woman in jail if that 's what he wanted. Billy said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what billystick said or they would go to jail.

That was all amercement and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six Thomas More shades of red and said Billy bought some kind of electronic bell and he put them in places in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those doorbell really made you jumping and holler. Grandma finally told us to quit laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't happen. billystick did assure me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine to a greater extent but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't trust him to keep his putz in his pants.

Oh, doc told billystick the india ink the girls used on him would tire out off in a year or two. Once the intelligence got out about Billy 's Barber celestial pole rooster and bright purple balls a lot of girls in the county kept truncheon too busy to work more than five 24-hour interval a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so wild any more but Tom is real careful not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with nanna and her little young woman is a real cutie. nightstick comes over a lot to claver his grannie and play with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preachers daughter. She 's a good womanhood and easy going. Last Night she did say she found out where Billy got those buzzer .... oh my .