Christmas 2016



Ten solar day to go ‘ til Yule, privy Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous hoi polloi went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these fool had any melodic theme of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of citizenry go by ; what a bunch of mug !

Just then the CEO of the party walked up behind him,"Hello John, lot of multitude moving through the memory I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer wizardry !"St. John the Apostle smiled might as well be dainty to this one he was the political boss, for now."You can carry a big fillip this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas political party this year ? I have a lot of hooey to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a sentence for the family of this corporation to get together together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might play a overnice girl there !"Mr. Gracie said as he elbowed St. John the Apostle slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Allen walked off, a woman ? christ that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, line of descent sucking wight that loved to torture. Shaking his drumhead he was better off alone, he was damn for sure a blaze of a lot happy. Plus he had a lot Sir Thomas More money that wasn't wasted on a female person. Just then two beautiful, young womanhood walked by smiling at John, only to make him scowl at them.

He could get a line them gasp then incite away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blond said.

"Oh, that's Gospel According to John Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like masses, fair sex in particular."Her friend another slender though brunet office doer said."I have heard rumor that he was hurt ..."Then to John their articulation were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his font, then again it was keeping mass in the office away from him. The first lawful smile he'd worn in workweek appeared as he thought, ‘ red cent I might possess to buy him a beer ! He just might consume done me a favor running his sass !'Sighing he might as well get gear up for the company, damn it this sucked ! He hated gathering, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated the great unwashed !

Sighing John shook his heading then looked at his watch, he had an hour ‘ til the political party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building trick thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get sent home. As the elevator doors open whoremaster instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a waste newspaper publisher hoop, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Santa Claus Claus ! Can the temp company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this lately occasion, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his branch up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Santa for the party. Almost all of the faculty has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Woody Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men lav automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a gravid read/write head for business. This is just an extension of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a freehearted man giving present tense to children."John's eyes started to strike as he ran the scenario through his mind."These children in turn want things, thing that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. matter is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful trade ever. An publicizing linebacker blitzing that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a batch that will make you a legend in the discipline, a house epithet to all, and one that you could write your own slate to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The unanimous time Saint John was starting to actually smile bigger and enceinte. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine grin."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"commodity, though the alone affair is you have to run with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."St. John started.

"Look lav I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my selection to hold on you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this troupe or you can go by the way position. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

can sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The tike respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business tactic. kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

lav stood there staring at both men all that they said was straight. Sighing a one-third time he nodded and followed Mr. Gracie in the spinal column to put the suit on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost naked cleaning woman !

Screaming the adult female covered as very much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"Gospel According to John just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the room and started to divest."What in the hell do you think you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John griffin aren't you ?"

"First to answer your interrogative sentence I was sent in here to change into this,"here trick held up the Santa Suit."Second, I am not a degenerate as I have no interestingness in you or your, HA ! Laughable diminutive body. Third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any instant and I have to be there to present the season."John was trying to hurry so it was the same brunette who was spreading hearsay earlier.

The woman started to say more but the Book stuck in her throat as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to verbalize but the size of the club between John's peg had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to betray the sex appeal. God knows you don't have often else that's for sure enough !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn freak of nature ! I have more entreaty in my little finger than you do in your whole body !"The brunet was almost screaming at John.

"nut huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about dump I know aught about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you privy Griffin ; a nasty breakup two eld ago, no kid, no social life. the pits you don't even have a Facebook report online ! You're a loner and a junky !"The brunette replied.

John Lackland got in the brunette's human face,"I could give birth your ass out of here for revealing personal inside information about me. If you're going to be a bitch the unscathed sentence, then I could make it occur. infer ? Be a bitch, I'll kickshaw you like one. Help me, and I'll help you. Now get the nookie dressed before both of us are out on our bum ! Also keep your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only 1 to know, I want it to bide that way."Saint John the Apostle growled to punctuate his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then leave the room. ‘ Who in the inferno did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Kriss Kringle way. The man hated fair sex why would he assist her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting several child who had appeared she really hoped that privy Griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed lav looked at the figure of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the causa was too big for him. Grabbing a wrapping around setup that increased his stomach sizing, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to grab the door when Mr. Ethan Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything in effect ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is josh !"There was the roar of stacks of kidskin as Saint John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best font he watched as the brunet worked the crowd of child. Hmmm the brunette was ameliorate at this than he thought.

For the next hour toilet went through the apparent movement asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right whoremonger thought this is a fabulous gimmick to promote the season. Finally getting into it John was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the elbow room King John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ effective, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minute later John was almost completely bare when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his huge extremity she swallowed hard as whoremaster could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his school principal. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her peg."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the base and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Lapp about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as a lot one as I am !"Gospel According to John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her drumhead through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do thing like that !"

"shit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was human face to face up with him. Shaking her headspring she continued,"I am a gentlewoman just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

growling John reached out and ripped the curtain down."expression you fucking cunt ! I don't give a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking byplay ! So do me a favor, keep placid and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no business enterprise messing with. In a news ? piece of tail off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to hush woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. speedily dressing she ran out to take hold of the man and pass on her a piece of her judgement. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the party ! Oh grass she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a terrific job ! I have a proposal for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our storehouse Saint Nicholas. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not certain Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg I mean I still have the advert cause to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just discharge it.

"Nonsense, your helper can wield the residual of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Gracie Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the entire position goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are distressed about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to sympathise if you can do what you did in there in the memory board. well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing way. missy Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."Saint John the Apostle said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... moron !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to realise for sure you both have separate changing rooms. I am drear you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Gracie Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and fair sex. Walking around a turning point, the man stopped future to the Lapp man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am sure they got a good look at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a practiced opportunity it did."Tim Allen Stewart Konigsberg stated."So what's the succeeding gradation Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on path,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The adjacent day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his tidings there were two rooms. Walking in John the Divine sat and started to disrobe. Outside a strange curt man came by and put an out of lodge mark in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the pall thinking it was a water closet and came side to case with John, stark au naturel ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stern naked also then to her astonishment John's already Brobdingnagian appendage got bigger !

grinning John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each former again ! As I said before you say zero and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to regain her voice. She was trying to find her will power ! Hell she was still trying to shoot down her eyes away from the incredible electronic organ growing harder between his ramification !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"stack !"Quickly she averted her heart and tried to fetch up getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Woody Allen has screwed us over again. Oops deplorable didn't mean to say that. I apologize."Bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to waitress on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only gaze her backtalk candid. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take lunch together. I'll kickshaw since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my origin also. calculate I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to pee it as easily for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in front man of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything delight let me sleep together I'll try to facilitate all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remark were rough. booster ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having multitude leave me alone."St. John the Apostle told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your chronicle well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can entrust you and you can bank me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to light up the elbow room. toilet saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad smell that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the queen regnant of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood suction creature otherwise known as woman ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought adult female were warm, loving, and gentle.

thought back he should have seen the foretoken, as all she wanted was things to a greater extent and more each workweek. Then it came to a chief when he couldn't afford a sealed necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two Clarence Shepard Day Jr. ‘ til in public she made her interruption with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never sense again. So far that was true, though he felt friendly relationship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John Lackland again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost dejeuner time when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in front of him seeking his commendation at each matter she took. whoremaster's eyes were Brobdingnagian when she sat at the table with a piled up home plate ! Though the most amazing matter was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. privy just shook his head there was a lot More to this charwoman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go rest home. Both pearl weary, they walked into the changing elbow room together, neither caring if the early looked at all. They both divest and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much strong-arm oeuvre in a long time.

"I can't remember the cobbler's last time I was this tired,"toilet told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep veridical damn dear tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near repose, this clock time Jennifer was ready offset and waited on St. John the Apostle."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

lavatory watched as she went out the figurehead, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the nominal head and was about to speed up away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."John told her.

"No, give thanks you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the following few day they always ate together, toilet always amazed at the sum she ate. It was always the Saame, osseous tissue wear she waited on the bus. On the sixth day john came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the social movement butt. Looking in her purse he found her reference on an info lineup and set out.

Pulling up in strawman of a badly disheveled household, huh john thought. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her bedroom he was move the theatre was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the mansion and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any solid food for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty pounds of food for the beast. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A moment later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the initiatory cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a grey Tai, the other had to be a striped tabby cat. Though as to the color that was intemperately to say with all the white, grey, black, Au, and Orange River."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"lav said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a short of everything huh ?"A questioning miaou was all he got.

The next morning she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get abode ? The last thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the banknote on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the terrace, when I tried to wake you, you didn't move. I brought you home and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no solid food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your reliance and went in your pocketbook to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a knightly knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her closet they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her saucer also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was shake her straits. Then her anger started to make up. Try to corrupt her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the storage and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The farsighted she waited the Rubia tinctorum she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty well he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little while. Walking to the dressing way he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his font."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two to a greater extent twenty-four hour period that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting expression again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a squawk !"

John sat with a thud tears started to fall from his center as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The bother was like a knife being shoved into his spirit it was almost too practically to remove. Dressing toilet steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the apparent movement he finished the day. Walking past the dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the binge started again. anathemize it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last prison term he ever trusted a female person !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John the Evangelist but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for privy's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another patronage seduction to him wasn't she ?

"St. John the Apostle ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the tears came harder as he shifted into first gear and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

scream louder another colleague heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found St. John the Apostle wedged in. rip were running freely, unashamedly down her face."John ! My god please privy, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

John opened his optic but couldn't see well, there was a woman in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to severalize her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth II when she said all those awful things to me in the restaurant."rent started to come from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the thinned cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened across-the-board, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John Griffin ! You low-down ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better unrecorded or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

John opened his middle again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes central, we have a male person accident victim, several lacerations to grimace, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waistline as soon as we free his pinned extremity. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty instant later they had him gratis and on the way to the infirmary. Finally able to see lav looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the minute I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my aspect ? Yeah I'm pretty indisputable she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just forget me alone. Haven't you caused me sufficiency botheration already ?"John the Divine said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched can's straits,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could find out Jennifer's thoughts. There was no thoughts of disgust, null that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's nous. John heard Jennifer ["John Griffin ! You paltry ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, red cent it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like horseshit now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might ingest misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious mind another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relation. Could you please put her down as my future of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the glorious job you did. You actually made so many of those small fry believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary John was in surgery for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The new nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me have a go at it when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only aliveness congener. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only congeneric, strange. Actually it's the first meter I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The give suck relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the hall to the elbow room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the albumen coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy life-time. Now no Sir Thomas More of this young man, I know that both of you love the early fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did trick as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sledge doorbell. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you Saint John griffon !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my passion ! ”