It is 1879 and my search for a chaste wench leads me to my own doorstep with maria my serving maid.

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The final crumbs of supper lay silent on my record. The final stage dregs of port had recollective since passed my lips.

The serving doll waited to clear the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a interrogative,"she giggled.

"And a unplayful one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a dalliance, but I desire a chaste dame, not a trollop so are you chaste ?"

"You have a dawdling, your philia will burst you old tomfool,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty long time old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty yet,"I countered.

"Then the human race ent been kind to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being impudent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all belief of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"tinker's dam you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still suckle my member and take me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and wank your self stupid you old fool."

I admired her spirit, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the first light the rock hard bedsheets bore mute testament to my frustration.

I decided not to let the matter respite, I sought the amah out,"Maria,"I addressed her,"You were very lowbred yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road rung it were only idol honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the cuss in the village one after t'other than have your slimy hands all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not slimy,"I insisted,"They are cushy from long time of idleness while yours are backbreaking and calloused from grueling toil."

"And yourn heart is hard from age of vigorish,"she replied,"Mam said you was a operose hearted bastard."

"Not a bastard technically, and I resent the notion that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not bonk your plaza do you girl ?"

"I'm your daughter so as I should be living a life of repose not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"egg laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble woman ?"I queried.

"That's right, I should not stimulate until after the noonday Vanessa Stephen rang across the meadows from the Christian church, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a whore,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough smidgeon tattle,"I suggested,"Back to work and believe on what I said."

I was deeply injure and yet proud. If she were my girl she had a disembodied spirit I could be lofty of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could induce forced her, but I feared a kick or a genu in the mole would be the answer, so I bided my time.

It came with the future shot party. I had luncheon set out in the b and at lunch clock time we all repaired there, my shooting company friends and the men from the Village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the village gunstock brought and erected in the barn for reasons I did not disclose.

How ever the aim was soon to be made clear,"Maria,"I ordered the maid who was fussy serving food and drink to the assembled concourse,"seed here please."

I had a brace of desire cranny on hand."What's up overlord ?"she said insolently.

"You were very uncivil then other day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a overnice relief ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a nice rest,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to put forward and she still struggled even when her head and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to blister by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her bird to bare her backside.

"No bang your ass my dearest,"I warned,"Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack present to sample you."

"Rather that than have your slimy hired hand all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Maria laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, brawny, shy, she knew he would run a mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First metre for everything,"I pointed out,"ejaculate on lad, don't let the side of meat down."

mare's skirt had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to give away her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

poor Lad, no sooner was his appendage out of his breeches and in Maria's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the dither be about ?"mare queried,"darn me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it woman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his fellow member menacingly,"I've a portion of estimable English oak for thee that thee'l not forget for a while."

Poor Maria her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her head,"I would have been more gentle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to spite me,"Fuck me unvoiced !"

There was a chipping clangoring and the gillyflower post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The whole thing slewed around a one-quarter turn. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his appendage from him, and Maria had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to kill I or summat ?"

I released her from the neckcloth, she was petty the spoilt for article of clothing and after I had a quart of ale brought to refresh her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"Right who's adjacent ?"She asked as she found a nice spell of fresh straw and laid there open legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her fastened shirt."Big dick two centime little uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an whore might as well get paid for it."

"working capital theme my earnest,"I said,"How much for me ?"

"Thousand Republic of Guinea,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church building was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting party was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waistline and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seed within her, some used the brown hole turning her on her front for some strange reason but clearly she liked it from the shrieking of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the young woman mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church register and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in French Republic until six months before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a dumbfound look,"Might have been minister of religion Greyson,"she said thinking laborious,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register entry this half hour since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no harm done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit surplus in her pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the enigma of how to find a chaste maid to dish up me, and now through sheer stupidity I had thrown away the hazard to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The chamber door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

Maria entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a sleeping accommodation pot to economise soiling your sheets."

"Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own damn business organization,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is right measly when you be frustered,"mare sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your flaw though you were incredibly rude,"I countered.

"feel does you require a jacking off or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can masturbate over me teat,"she offered and she lofted her gaberdine over her question to reveal her lithe Pres Young consistency shining silver in the soft moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedding anyway.

"Where's Mister cock, Mr. stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you know of dick ?"I asked.

"fountainhead I fucked a average few this after, and the old butler he been giving me moral inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my member. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister Cock,"she said stroking him.

"aspect this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and love it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go blind,"she ordered.

"Oh my lord that smell good,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

Things were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the damn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my cock but she swung around over me and with her articulatio genus each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See very much nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my consequence to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a good squirt there superior,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my substance bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying master ?"she queried.

"I said that was an splendid idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that stuff and nonsense about me being yourn daughter were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me gran fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep Maria,"I insisted.

"good night my Creator, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the costa or summat,"Maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”