Hannah ( 2 )


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Hannah.

'' Ah overlord Pinkerton ? '' an hearten mature lady around my female parent 's age accosted me as I lounged amiably enough with my cronies at the young lady Fotheringay 's ball at Southam Courtenay, `` Have you met my daughter Molly ? ``

I looked past the matron and there through the fug of intoxication I believed I beheld an angel, a great vision in gleaming pair of virginals white, and at second coup d'oeil an improbably plump one, `` No, I have n't had the pleasure, '' I agreed uncertainly for the sweet Mull-berry wine had had its event on me.

'' I should desire not ! '' Algy declared, `` For she may have two legs, two arms, two heart and two eyes, though remarkably dis alike, but two Kuki-Chin Johnno, well you must draw a short letter somewhere ! ``

'' Ah, '' I agreed with a contented burp, `` Indeed. ``

poor people Molly turned and fled as fast as her considerable majority would allow.

'' You sir are an abomination ! '' the mother averred.

'' Fattening her up for Noel, '' Bobby Fawkes chipped in, `` I like a plump bird at Christmastime ! ``

'' I 'd wish to sit down, '' I suggested as I regretted mixing French and English wine so early in the evening.

'' You slight me sir ! '' the matron avowed.

'' Tell me, '' I asked, `` You have but one Kuki, a lean weasel like face, a narrow waist, slight spindly stage beneath that nightie I 'll wager, so how did you gestate a baby elephant for a daughter ? '' It was said by way of an reliable search for the truth.

'' I shall not remain to be insulted ! '' the matron replied.

'' Oh, shall you go elsewhere ? '' Bobby enquired.

'' Oh it was no vilification Madam, '' Algy insisted, `` No Johnno seeks to bed you. ``

She half smiled, `` Indeed, then I shall inform my husband, Lord Garth. ``

'' That large oaf, '' Samuel Verney added, `` I should quake in my boots if it were me. ``

'' Madam, '' I added, `` I have no great desire to spend a penny love to you, '' I insisted, `` Though I should certainly prefer you in my bed to that cracking ox of a daughter, for she would surely break the bed frame ! '' It seemed amusing at the time, you understand but the next thing Algy had to ill-use forward to stop the matron striking me.

I can not call back much of the eve after that, but in the fullness of meter I awoke in a bed in the Red Lion Inn in Southam Whiston with the sun high-pitched in the noon day sky and the piping and brake drum band of the Caithsby Militia playing inside my skill.

'' Oh my promontory, '' I croaked.

'' So you are not bushed ? '' an unfriendly female voice boomed around inside my skull.

'' No lady. '' I agreed, `` Though if I spent the night with you I wish I were. ``

'' Indeed, '' she boomed,

'' Can you please keep the haphazardness down. '' I asked, `` My forefront is bursting ! ``

'' You insulted my daughter Molly, '' she insisted.

'' Oh god, Mrs Garth, '' I groaned.

'' Lady Garth, '' she corrected me, `` What do you intend to do about it ? '' she demanded.

'' Absolutely nothing madam, for she is fat as a pig, '' I explained, `` I own I 'd rather kiss a pig than mollie, on business relationship of the lesser number of chins they display. ``

'' Very well then, '' she said and began to shout, `` Unhand me you drunken oaf, '' and with theatrical flair she tore at her bodice and through its fine quaity and exquisite needle body of work she dislodged but one solitary push button where she sought to expose her bosoms to quetch view.

'' Lord Pinkerton I am a splice woman ! '' she protested and right on cue my room access opened and there were Molly and the Inn keeper 's maid as attestant and Lord Garth himself, a frail fauna of apparently octogenarian vintage though in truth he was but sixty such it was said was the voracity of ma'am Garth 's night time demands that he had aged twenty years in the first six calendar month of marriage.

'' Hold hard vernal Pinkerton, why are you dallying with the mem sahib ? '' he asked.

'' No idea sir, '' I explained, `` Your girl is fat as a pig sir, '' I said inelegantly, `` dame Garth came to remonstrate.

'' Carry on then, '' he said from the doorway.

'' papa Lord Pinkerton has shown stallion disrespect for myself and our family, '' Molly cried.

'' But you are as fat as a pig beloved, '' master Garth admitted and nodding towards his wife he continued, `` And watch that one for she 'll eat you awake sir, '' he added as an after thought.

'' But my award, challenge him Lee Harvey Oswald, '' Lady Garth insisted.

'' Challenge, why he would win hands down, '' Lord Garth averred, `` No you challenge him if you see fit, I am taking a walk around the Mungo Park, good day. ``

gentlewoman Garth stared in disbelief, `` He, '' she started to say.

'' Is a very knowing man, madam Garth, '' I added, `` May I wish you good day ? ''

'' No indeed you may not ! '' Lady Garth insisted, `` Not until this matter is settled. ``

I groaned, my head was far from cleared yet, `` Then allow me some concealment that I may dress, ''
I asked reasonably enough.

'' No, I shall remain, '' Lady Garth insisted.

'' Then so be it, '' I suggested and I pulled my night shirt clean over my question to stand raw, sadly unaware that my buddy had writ `` Pinkertons Prong a shilling an hr, '' across my belly in lamp Black in the profoundness of the night.

'' Oh ! '' Lady Garth cried in surprise, `` Its immense ! ``

'' Oh, its huge ! '' cried molly in alarm,

'' Oohh, its immense, '' the maid said admiringly as sensing the scent of a adult female my prong raised himself to his broad eight in and more of extension.

'' Put it away sir you will frighten the buck, '' Lord Garth said as he returned to essay the crusade of the commotion, `` Or else do someone an injury. ``

'' Ooohh yes what an injury, '' the maiden simpered.

'' Damn it where 's me breeches, '' I cursed as my nighttime shirt descended to drape itself around the root of my prong leaving him straining still.

'' Marigold, blockage staring, '' Lord Garth councelled, `` Wife occur away ! '' he repeated.

'' Mummy did he do it ? '' a fresh voice asked.

I looked an another maid had appeared, dressed in a simple white shift, her expression like the mother perhaps yet twenty days her junior, blue eyed and blond of hair, svelte where the sister was porcine, well proportioned where the sister was gross, bazaar of face where the sister was distinctly piggish, and she regaled my prong with a steely gaze as her haircloth flowed untamed around her shoulders.

'' bet away young lady ! '' Almighty Garth cried, but to no avail and though I knew it not at once the maid was smitten.

'' Uh, it 's huge ! '' she said, `` poor mamma ! ``

'' Hannah ! '' Lady Garth cried, `` attend away, normal men are not so well endowed, so venerate not. ``

'' Earl Marchington ? '' Hannah asked.

'' How should I recognize, probably not, '' ma'am Garth blushed, `` My Hannah is betrothed to Earl Marchington. ``

'' What old Freddie ! '' I asked.

'' No the old duffer, '' Hannah admitted, `` Freddie 's papa, '' she continued, `` He is rich, we are not. ``

'' Your daughter is most onward sir, '' I suggested as I tried to enshroud my prong even as the throng pushed into my way as more join to investigate the commotion.

'' I 'd be wed by now if only Molly would get herself betrothed, '' Hannah argued.

'' Oh I see ! '' the fog cleared, slowly, `` And I have the only prong long enough to fall into place the luxuriant knoll of physical body that protect molly 's ah, honour ? ``

'' Yes in a nut shell. '' Lord Garth suggested.

'' Just get out all of you ! '' I demanded.

'' Then I demand one hundred guinea of I shall report that you abused me carnally in the night ! '' peeress Garth said triumphantly.

'' Did I ? '' I queried, `` How ? ``

'' Oh what a interrogative sentence ! '' she snorted.

'' Indeed, '' Lord Garth confessed, `` There are an hundred and more that will attest to waking up with my lady Garth. ``

'' quiet you imbecile, '' ma'am Gath replied, `` You make me sound like a lady of pleasure ! ``

I looked around, there were seven crowded into the flyspeck room, the box bed and ward robe encroached further and there was still no star sign of my breeches, nor undergarments.

'' And where exactly do you reckon we conjoined ? '' I asked. `` On the level ? '' I spread my arms wide-cut indicating there was an insufficiency of distance, `` Or in the box bed ? '' I enquired.

'' On the bed of track ! '' the mother insisted.

'' And where should your spread legs go ? '' I asked.

'' Oh, indeed, '' Divine Garth agreed, `` The position of the box bed would encroach most painfully. ``

'' With Mummy on top then, '' Hannah declared.

'' Really, '' I enquired and I lay back on the bed and showed just how tightly the incline fitted me, `` And where would her knees go. ? ``

There was a rustle of linen paper, a clean angel appeared and leapt upon the bed like a playful gun dog, `` Like so ! '' Hannah insisted, and she planted a knee each side of my hip bones.

'' Your mother is neither svelte nor agile as you ! '' I declared.

'' But it is potential, '' Hannah insisted.

'' Hannah get down this instant ! '' Lady Garth cried, `` You are betrothed ! ``

But it was all too latterly for she began to sink down, as as she did she pulled her shift and mine so that no one saw my prong swoop up the strawman of her venter and all believed I had pronged her.

'' Hannah ! '' peeress Garth cried, `` Get off him this trice

'' Stupid girl ! '' Lord Garth added.

'' She must have a void like a cow if she could take that without a whimper, '' the maiden observed.

'' Indeed, '' I agreed, `` Had I impaled her the completely mankind would deliver heard. ``

'' I stifled my scream, '' Hannah suggested as she bounced ineffectually upon my loins.

'' You could n't possibly, '' I said, `` I won best prong three price running at school ! ``

'' Yes I could ! '' she insisted.

'' prevaricator ! '' I replied.

'' Yes I could ! '' she challenged again, and in one ill advised drive I raised her up and as she fell I guided my prong towards her virginal membrane, it parted with a scream that sent Crow scattering a mile hence, `` Aggghhhhhh ! '' she cried, `` Desist I beg of you or I shall never take the air again ! ``

'' The painfulness will pass soon enough, '' I suggested.

'' I can not stand it, '' she said and the crying flowed.

'' Just stay still, '' I suggested as I sobered very quickly, `` Perhaps your laurels is intact ? '' I asked hopefully.

'' With half your prong inside her I think not ! '' Lady Garth insisted.

'' Half ! '' Hannah cried and as she stilled she found herself sinking agonisingly ever further onto my prong, providing me with such keen pleasure that I could contain myself no boost and I lay back eyes closed to enjoy the present moment of expulsion.

'' Oh no, do n't you dare ! '' Lady Garth exclaimed but suddenly my lumbus were pumping and a quart and more of my stickiness surged Forth within poor Hannah.

'' Ohhhh, '' she gasped, `` mama ! ``

'' He 's claimed you you idiot ! '' noblewoman Garth cried, `` cum away, quickly, you saw zero null do you listen ! '' she insisted.

'' Oh, '' Hannah exclaimed when the doorway finally shut.

'' Oh indeed, '' I agreed.

'' I am, '' Hannah said quietly, `` Undone, ''

'' No matter, '' I suggested, `` Get old Marchington drunk and he 'll never be any the wiser. ``

'' Was that only three division in ? '' she asked.

'' Indeed, '' I agreed, `` But climb off before I stiffen again. ``

'' Perhaps, '' she said, `` I do n't want to, for when shall I ever live a prize winning prong again ? ``

'' You Minx ! '' I cried, `` You Jezebel, '' but my prong was renascent and spear up upward into her well lubricated entrails with the greatest of repose.

'' Ohhh, '' she gasped at the renewed intrusion, `` It 's Brobdingnagian ! ``

'' Is it too very much ? '' I asked.

'' Perhaps ? '' she said, `` Perhaps not. ``

'' It 's not all the way in, '' I explained

'' Really ! '' she queried, `` It feels like it is, and more ! ``

'' No, it 's, the house curse, '' I explained, `` Few women can subscribe the whole of a Pinkerton prong, those that can are whores, '' I added, `` I am cursed never to find the perfect woman who can accept my total distance. ``

'' Then I am greatly relieved, '' she said and went to raise herself up but in doing so she slipped and slid down my prong even more, `` Nooooo, '' she wailed but to no event for she was so damp she slid right down to the very root word of my prong, `` Like that ? '' she asked.

'' Oh gosh yes, oh young woman Garth, I am enraptured.

'' I am spike, I fear the pain will never subside, '' she protested.

'' Bear it stoically for indeed it will pass and for myself, '' I admitted, `` I am in fill out ecstasy and in a moment I shall solace your inner most parts. ``

'' No you must not, '' she protested, but my cream was already boiling forth from my loins, `` please I pray, '' she continued, `` No, oh Divine no, '' and a great violent stream gushed from me and I saw angels and the solid heavenly horde hand clapping and cheering and Hannah 's face had not the coming into court of someone in pain, oh no far from it, she was as enraptured as I.

'' I fear I shall never walk properly again, '' she observed, `` You have ruined me utterly, '' she protested, `` No man shall want me now. ``

'' And you have shown even a slender adult female might take my distance and girth and bring me to the heights of cristal, '' I explained, `` Will you be my lady of pleasure ? ``

'' Yes ! '' she agreed, as finally she climbed free people of me, `` When I marry the duke I shall visit you regularly. ``

'' Every night ? '' I asked.

'' Oh no, I must expend the Night with my hubby, '' she declared, as she tried to staunch the flood of my semen busily escaping her.

'' In that case marry me ! '' I challenged.

'' I thank you for the variety offer but, '' she paused, `` I can not think of a single reason to turn down, except we do not know one another or like one another or. ``

'' But we do fornicate amiably enough, '' I interjected.

'' And you will survive a life of sobriety ? '' she asked.

'' No, absolutely not ! '' I protested.

'' And stop chasing whores ? '' she suggested.

'' Only when you are indisposed, '' I agreed.

'' And will bonk me ? '' she asked.

'' I can try, '' I agreed.

'' And you will lie and say I am beautiful, '' she asked.

I looked at her, `` There is no need for me to lie, you are beautiful, '' I told her.

'' Then so be it ! '' she agreed, `` I do n't want to marry a duke anyway, he smells. '' she confided and after a suitable full point she slipped from my room.

I found my clothes at length and dressed as smartly as yesterdays attire would allow and guess Forth, my friends had already been apprised of my engagement by my intended girl Hannah and I sat down to my meal to answer their taunts.

'' Pinkerton, what meal is this, a late break-fast or an early tiffin ? '' some wag asked,

'' I call it Brunch, '' I said, `` And later I shall take High Teadinner. ``

'' Do n't be an idiot ! '' Bobby Fawkes chided, `` Brunch, what a ridiculous notion, but why Pinkers ? '' he asked.

'' She took me ball bass, '' I said, `` Imagine, such a waife like kisser yet within there is a crack of eight inches and more ! ``

'' Oh ? '' Algy enquired, `` And your mean of breakthrough ? ``

'' I pronged her of course ! '' I declared.

'' Oh ? '' Bobby declared, `` scare away it that 's a tad unsporting what with the duke having his eye set. ``

'' Ah well, '' I said, `` When it comes to landed estate they will always be trumped by the prong. ``

'' Easy for you to say Pinkers, '' Sam Verney chipped in, `` But what about those of us with human size prongs not the bullock block of a prize pig. ''

'' fountainhead that 's hardly my job is it ? '' I informed them and I tucked into my brunch while wondering if shepherd pie, fried eggs, Sir Francis Bacon and tomato plant was an entirely wise choice for my meal.

The twelve noon came and with it my departure from the Southam Courtenay and its surround and for my issue plate, the More enobled having stayed with the Misses Fotheringay at Sutton Courtenay Court or the lodgment theatre in the priming and it was from there that a very angry Earl Marchington descended to scold me.

'' Pinkerton, where is Pinkerton, '' he demanded his hoggish little middle bulging through immensely thick eyeglasses framed in the thickest frames I ever regaled as he bent his head up to comensate for his arched back and stumpy midst wooden leg and a belly witness to seventy years and Thomas More of drinking and eating to excess.

'' Here sir ! '' Algy announced even as I tried to luxate away the back way.

'' Pinkerton you cad ! '' he cried, `` Come forth that I might have satisfaction ! ``

'' Sir ? '' I said as I had to give to the dining room to face him.

'' You abused my engage ! '' he accused, `` I demand satisfaction ! ``

'' Bessie the landlords girl is very accommodating, '' Bobby Fawkes suggested.

'' satisfaction sir ! '' he said, `` A duel ! ``

'' Indeed ? '' I enquired, `` Why ? ``

'' You ravished my wench ! '' he insisted, `` Choose your weapon ! ``

'' Prongs at dawning ! '' Algy suggested.

'' You insult me sir, '' the Earl railed. `` I did not come here to be treated with revilement ! ``

'' Oh, so precisely where do you go ? '' Algy enquired.

'' Prongs it is then sir, '' I said, `` We shall select two whores as like as alike as we may and the one that cries out tatty is the winner. ``

'' I meant the longest, '' Algy muttered.

'' You sir are depraved, '' the Earl muttered, `` Is the Landlord 's daughter abroad ? '' he asked, `` For do you know I feel stirrings. ``

'' Indeed, '' I agreed, `` Though she is as ugly as a pig with a aroma to tally, ''

'' Ah, then this is she ! '' he agreed as he espied a fountainhead padded Brigham Young woman waddling towards us, `` Might I trouble you for a dalliance ? '' he asked his addled mentality mistaking the woman for the Landlord 's daughter.

'' A dalliance ? '' she demanded, `` A flirtation ! '' for far from the Landlord 's daughter it was indeed molly Garth, Hannah 's sister that had come to see me.

'' You mock me ! '' the Earl demanded, `` You think I am incompetent ! ''
I nearly burst my sides with the try of stifling my laugh

'' No sir, no but a dalliance ? '' she said.

'' Dalliance, pronging, adultery, call it what you will, '' he demanded, `` I have stirrings and I demand expiation ! ``

'' Damn it fille, my master Earl Marchington has need, '' I insisted, as I almost shook with laughter, `` Disrobe now I say ! ``
'' Earl ? '' she queried, `` Earl Marchington ! ``

'' Indeed, quickly missy, '' he declared, `` I have stirrings ! ``

Fat ugly and slacken moving as she was molly was not entirely dolt, `` Oh then let me comfort you, '' she lisped, and looked to me for assistance.

'' Disrobe, use my room, no the dining table might do. '' I suggested.

'' No ! '' Molly protested, `` I can not ! ``

'' Lend a bridge player Pinkerton, before the desire fades ! '' the Earl cried, and before I could respond both Algy and Bobby had stepped forward and after a sec thought so Sam came forward and they gently eased Molly towards the dining board, `` Disrobe her man ! '' the Earl cried.

'' For pities sake ! '' Molly cried as I watched, `` Unhand me ! '' she cried again but to my shame I just stood aside and watched as Molly was pulled towards the table and then reversed against it and rolled on her back and it was the work of a mo to overstretch her wench and underskirts up and so reveal her bloated belly and the deal of fur hiding her slot.

The Earl was now scrabbling at his boot laces, his knickerbockers around his mortise joint and his prong revealed, some four or five inches in length yet improbably fat like his belly.

I looked at his prong and her belly and back again, it would never do, `` On the border of the table ! '' I ordered, seeing that the Earl 's prong and prorogue stood at the Saame height or thereabouts and at my summons so the coupling began, a complicated affair, with Algy holding molly 's articulatio humeri and Sam and Bobby holding her legs asplayed as the Earl approached with his prong rampant and slid it neatly within the pelt of her slot.

'' Oh ! '' Molly gasped as the Earl claimed her.

'' Like it do you wench ? '' The Earl asked.

poor mollie, she knew not what to reply so she held her tongue while the Earl amused himself for a few moments until his heart rolled signifying his moment of discharge and at that very moment Molly 's mother stepped into the room.

'' Molly ! '' the female parent cried.

'' I say ! '' the Earl cried, `` You might criticise ! ``

'' Un hand my daughter ! '' she cried.

'' This is not your daughter this is the Landlord 's maid, '' the Earl cried, `` Can you not see she is fat as an ox and ugly as a fantastic boar ? ``

'' That sir is molly my older daughter, '' Lady Garth insisted, `` Now rend your knee breeches up sir lest the goose bump on your backside frightens the sawhorse. ``

'' Are you sure ? '' he asked, `` Your daughter you say ? '' he asked.

'' Yes ! '' noblewoman Garth insisted, `` And you barbarians holding poor molly down ! ''

'' My eye she would be a great comfort of a frosty Night, '' the Earl confessed, `` Nice and plump and willing. ``

'' You said she was ugly as a pig, my lord, '' I reminded him.

'' It matters not when the cd are blown out. '' he agreed, `` Look Edward Young Pinkerton, lets forget our duelling, you have the fragile one and I 'll take the plump one, are we agreed. ``

'' Indeed sir a uppercase suggestion, '' I agreed.

'' Do I have no say in this ? '' Molly asked.

'' No, not if you are to be a Countess ! '' lady Garth intoned, `` We shall get the figure changed on the marriage licence forthwith, is three weeks the following Saturday convenient for the marriage ceremony my lord. ``

'' I believe so, '' the Earl agreed, `` Damn it I shall shit it so. ``

'' But what about me ! '' Hannah protested.

'' I shall espouse you ! '' I reminded her.

'' But you are a drunkard and a fornicator ! '' Hannah 's mother protested.

'' Agreed, but I do induce my faults, '' I admitted.

'' And when shall you splice me ? '' Hannah asked.

'' This very moment if you wish, '' I suggested

'' Before the lord ! '' she insisted.

'' Ah, '' Lord Garth suddenly announced, `` Have a dual celebration, save me a fortune do n't you know.

'' Yes ! '' noblewoman Garth agreed, wistfully, `` You always were a cheap skate why not enjoin the earthly concern ! ``

'' And where shall we be ? '' Hannah asked.

'' Oh noble knows, '' I replied, `` John Griffith Chaney, or Barsetshire or Scotland, follow the season, '' I explained.

'' But we must settle down, buy a planetary house ! '' Hannah insisted, `` An acres perhaps ! ``

'' Buy another house ! '' I protested, `` Damn it I have four already, Id'rather sell one than buy another ! ``

'' Little Joe theatre ? '' she said in amazement.

'' Big unity, hundreds of tike hovels of course. '' I admitted, `` I leave all that to my man ! ``

'' Yes well, '' Lady Garth interjected, `` We well make love how prone to overstatement noble Pinkerton is. ``

'' Me, exaggerate, '' I protested, `` On the perverse Madam, I habitually down roleplay my endowment so as not to frighten the fillies. ``

'' I do n't mean your prong ! '' Lady Garth explained, `` I mean your wealth. ``

'' If Hannah loves me then material affair will not matter. '' I insisted, `` For where else will she find such a fulfilling prong ? ``

'' Is that rightfulness Mother ? '' Hannah queried.

'' How should I bed ? '' the mother asked in embarrassment.

'' Why there is hardly a servant that you have not at some time serviced, '' Lord Grath reminded her, `` Indeed Hannah has the looking of Colonel Templeman about her do you not think ? ``

'' No ! '' Lady Garth protested, `` She does not ! ``

'' wellspring she looks very fine in any vitrine, '' I explained, `` So if you will apologise us I shall remind my beloved of the advantages of marrying me ! '' and I snatched her up and whisked her away to my room and pronged her anew, though it must be admitted that when faced with that awkward box bed and cramped room it proved most efficatious when she sat on the very edge of the bed and then as I stood and pronged her so I lifted her clear from the floor forcing my manhood so deep into her that she squealed and wailed in ecstasy even as she wrapped her legs around me and I walked around the bedroom supporting her solely with my prong and there I found heaven .
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