The story starts with an man at the pillar of Babel depicted in the bible. This man sat hovering high gear above the city on shimmering blanched feather wings as he shouts to the king `` you have betrayed me and my purpose I fight for freedom for all kind but you have enslaved the witches, vampires and werewolf 's and if I do n't end you and this acursed piazza you will enslave many more backwash '' at that second he draws an arrow and as he pulls back the string a bow begins to appear looking of fire and the fire spreads from the bow up his arms, down his dorsum and to his backstage and leaves only a dark crimson leathery bat like wings behind and as he releases the arrow he yells angrily. `` I will be. Reborn and one day in my next life I will conquer the world by forcefulness if requisite to make for peace to the supernatural of the cosmos '' and as the pointer explodes on contact with the towboat of Babel creating a ball of fire That engulfs the res publica leaving nothing but a razz that has been infused with the fire of the bang and the Phoenix was born to search for a somebody worthy of its power.
Many class later in present day Canada ours `` hero '' Dean is in a room tied up with five men who are `` asking '' were his friend is hiding. `` he is hiding under there '' James Byron Dean said `` under were '' the first man yelled And dean just laughed In his face and said `` haha I just made you say under were. That one definitely never gets old '' the maiden man looked at one of the early men and tells him to refill the jug `` yes monkey '' and he runs out the back room access and dean can get wind the water running. `` Dean do I really have to water bored you again '' rascal sighed `` no you can always just contain playing with me but that would be no fun and I 'm just starting to enjoy the secret plan you always insists on playing '' dean said sarcastically `` Ok Ok ! Dean just stop acting like a baby playing soccer instead of tag ! ! you are 18 not 10 and this is torcher not soccer. '' Monkey said getting irritated by deans lack of seriousness at the fact he is being water boarded when dean 's only response was `` well I I have to say you look Thomas More torched then me maybe you can get something if we trade position '' just then the man comes in with the jug of water and monkey turns and says St. John the Apostle give it to redneck he is going to finish him in going for a roll of tobacco '' and monkey left so a man who was just sitting off to the side just got up and said `` well dean i like you your funny story so usually at this point i tell them I 'd hate this but I 'm going to enjoin you something I Love This bull '' and before Dean could say anything redneck had kicked the chair back and dropped a wet cloth on his face as he started pouring dean just calmly held his breath and then started to gag as he Ran out of air money box redneck pulled stopped pouring and dropped a set of jumper cables on the rag for 3 seconds before picking up the rag with the cable television and he asked again and dean just started coughing up water supply that started showing a slight tinkle of blood as his lungs cleared of water and he was one again cut off by the 2 men at the room access yelling something about an entering phoenix so redneck just started to yell back that the phoenix does n't be when it shot through the door and straight into James Byron Dean chest leaving a burn that looks like someone gave him a tattoo of a huge shuttlecock with extension spanning from arm to arm and animal foot just above his genitalia and the smell of burning bod filled the room as the men watched as deans the fat on mats body literally burned away taking the roofy with it and dean just sat up dazed when privy attacked and dean felt like a doll being moved by an spiritual domain king as he easily sidestepped him and grabbed his head and jerked it back with a cinch as John hit the ground and the 2 men who were watching the threshold pulled out mac 10 smgs and opened fire on James Dean who took every hummer and by the end the clips was leaning against the paries and to everyone 's surprise the heater began falling from the holes as the hole closed behind them and the men just attacked him and dean again naught but a doll placed his palms on Their capitulum and with a blinding flash of light there was an blowup and dean and redneck was blown shed light on of the hut soon later an James Dean friends showed up to rescue him and found him unconscious laying in the debris from the hutch and brought him home and put him is a bed where he stayed boulder clay morning.
The next day when Dean awoke groggy and feeling like he was his by a train so he got up took some Advil and walked down the stairs but the painful sensation increases as he came unaired to his Friend and said `` must have been some party Last night i feel like diddly-shit '' as he placed his exercising weight on 2 empty chairs and his Friend Vic and Cam fall silent and look at him when Katie their flat fellow walked in and said `` hay dean you look good with a six multitude but you need to tell me the story behind that wench '' dean was caught off guard by that because he had a huge crush on Katie she was like a lively In drug principal who was a 5 '' 5'redheaded woodpecker with C cup breasts but then the argument sunk In and he looked down and freaked out yelling that really happened while he threw the chair forward as he jumped back in jounce Vic and cam got up to help calm him down and after dean calmed down Vic asked `` so what 's with the bird dean '' dean replied its a phoenix and you would n't believe me if I told you hell I do n't think I believe it and i was there. After that James Byron Dean try 's his best to tell them what he remembers from the day before and when he finished Vic just said your right I do n't believe would n't believe you had I not known that monkeys Bos is a werewolf and monkey showed up last night in a panic telling me apologizing and telling me to tell you you will never need to deal with him again. And Dean just sits back and calls to Katie `` hay Katie I need pot for my headache I 've got enough for an ounce ! '' And asked cam to get his vent ( for those who do n't live a volcano is a vaporizer that fills Meleagris gallopavo dish with pot vapor it is popular among stoner because it is designed for herbs with a trough and everything ) and so dean Vic cam and Katie just sit right there by the stair vaping pot in deans volcano and as dean is high the infliction recedes and he starts to hear his friends vox over them speaking just to compute out if he is going crazy he says `` Vic I 'm okay I think cam no i am not throwing my self into drugs to because I ca n't perceive what has happened to me and Katie the blue dress is hotter because the red one yells I 'm a slut '' for 2 minutes every one is dumb again till dean said come on every clock time i try to go a conversation you all go silent '' and Katie replied with `` i agree but how did you know what I was thinking '' Vic and cam both bell in `` how did you do that '' and dean just got up and took the pot and vent to the living elbow room and put them on the java mesa and lays back saying must be the bird ...