Friendship ( 1 )


Elsie ; looked towards the bar ;
-- -- I think I will get a drink Ralph ...

-- -- Ok ... see ya when ya get back. [ Ralph laughs ..., right ... Elsie. ]

Elsie approaches the bar-keep.
-- -- Hello.

-- -- Hello he answers ..., enjoying the party Elsie.

-- -- YES ! .... How did you know my name, she asks ...

Mackay winks at her ; I like to sleep with the names of my skillful looking customer ...

Elsie laughs ;
-- - respectable looking eh ! ... I am lxx Cy Young man ... you should respect your elders.

-- - Oh I do, believe me ... You just do not look to be an elder ... I had you figured for fifty-ish.

-- - Fifty-ish ... come on now ... How old are you ? ... she asks. You do not see a day over forty.

-- - FORTY ! ... While I will have you know honey lady that I am thirty eight, going on XVIII.

Elsie laughs. He is shady, she thinks ...

Elsie orders her drink and continues talking with the bar-keep ... She stands at the bar chatting with him for awhile. Mackay public lecture with her as he mixes deglutition ..., excusing himself when he needs to talk with someone else about their beverage.

Mackay politely returns to his conversations with Elsie as quickly as possible.

Elsie looks at his epithet tag ;
-- -- MacKay, is that a first name for last name ?

-- -- First ...., its Mackay Morrison ma lady ... [ Mackay stem ... ]

-- - ... ma lady ... ? Now you are showing too very much respect.

-- - How about this Elsie ; [ Mackay deepens, his voice ... ]
-- -- -- -- -- -- Would you like to park that swish chassis behind the bar ... [ He winks ..., or have I gone too far ... ]

Elsie laughs ;
-- -- Instead of arthritis I have rusting ... [ Mackay smiles at her but he is busy with a con-sum-err ... ]
Elsie waits ;
-- -- That would be nice ... I have never been behind a bar Mackay.

She stands at the end of the bar watching Mackay mix swallow ... he carries on very well with everyone she notices ... Soon Mackay leaves his military post and return quickly with a stool.
-- -- Here ya go Elsie ... sit here and we can natter for as long as you like ...

Elsie moves behind the bar and twist herself up on the stool ...
-- -- This is different from what I imagined Mackay ...

-- -- Would you like something else to drink ? You don-t seem to be enjoying the one you have Elsie.

-- -- I am afraid I am not much for alcohol Mackay.

-- - I will mix you a drinking, non-alcoholic .... a special I serve to dignified ladies such as yourself.

Elsie sits quietly as Mackay serves several more the great unwashed and finally concocts her fruity drunkenness ... Which he labels ..., WITH gravitas ... [ Elsie laugh. She is having a gay old time ... ]

They banter back and forth for awhile. Elsie excuses herself and checks up on Ralph ... He is sloshed, again, and seem-s to make attracted a few friends, also sloshed ...

This is not Elsie-s scene so she migrates back to Mackay ... eventually Mackay has a time out from mixology ...

Elsie is sitting on the potty enjoying the diverse topics of conversation she and Mackay are delving into ... Without warning Mackay stares at her knees ..., making her very uncomfortable. Elsie closes her legs tight and wonderment what he is up too ...
-- - Mackay, why are you looking at my stifle ... ?

-- - Looking for gibbosity dear lady ...

Elsie looks at him, bewildered ;
-- -- bulge, what in the world are you talking about Mackay ?

-- -- If you do not make bumpy knees then it-s not arthritis, so it must be rust ... he says. straightaway faced.

-- - Mackay, what are you talking about, it must be r -- ... [ The light goes on and Elsie get-s his body fluid. ]

Mackay smiles at Elsie, winking at the same time.
She looks at him sternly ;
-- -- -- -- -- -- You are a silly Mackay ... [ Then, topic of factly. ] ... Mackay I thought I had nice stifle, even at my age ...

-- - You do Elsie ... that you do.

There is no one at the bar ... Mackay lowers his head and feigns kissing Elsie-s knee joint. She turns quickly from him.
-- - Mackay, what are you up to ?

-- - Kissing your gracious knees Elsie ...

-- - You will do no such thing young man ...

Mackay feigns kissing her articulatio genus again. Elsie swinging her legs out of the way quickly ; letting out a slim squeal ..., like a little girl.

Elsie looks at Mackay ... He stands up, eyes sparkling, with a very saucy grin on his font ...
She gets it now, he was teasing her ;
-- -You brat. She say-s ...


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Elsie checked on Ralph various more multiplication ... he was having a blast ... She sat alone for a bit then returned to Mackay ...
-- -- My husband is drunk as a wood pussy Mackay ... I am stuck here ... I guess we will be taking a cab place ... serves him right ... he will have to cab it back in the sunrise ... it-s going to cost him a pretty cent ...

-- - In which counselling do you live on in Elsie ... ? I have a licence but no vehicle ...

Elsie told Mackay the area of the city she lived in ... As it turned out he lived in that direction but further on ..., on the former position of the river ...
-- - How about I drive you home and you pay for my cab across the river ... that would be crummy for you and lupus erythematosus of an in-convenience to your husband ...

Elsie agreed to that. They talked for awhile .... Mackay-s customers dwindled to a trickle as the night became early dawning ... Elsie was tired ...

Mackay convinced Elsie to essay three of his mixes ... his argument won her over rather easily he thought but it turned out to be a hoot. Elsie became a little tipsy and that changed her demeanour considerably ... they joked quite allot ...

Eventually Mackay drove Ralph and Elsie home ... Elsie sat alone in the back of their very nice Buick ... Ralph talked constantly, most of which was understandable ... He had had a great prison term this night and was thankful for Mackay-s aid ...

When they got to Ralph and Elsie-s base it was nearly 2:30AM ... Mackay helped Ralph into the house ... He fell on his bed and stayed there, snoring loudly in minutes ... completely dressed ... place and all ...
Mackay had dealt with numerous drunks in his career ; Ralph was a happy sot ... There were no problems, early than his weight unit ...
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Elsie was in the kitchen making coffee ...
-- - I like a coffee before I retire Mackay ... would you like one before you cab it home ... Oh ..., and I will get you some money .... How much do you cogitate it will be Mackay ... ?

-- - About $ 30 Elsie.

... ... She dug into her pocketbook and came out with $ 40 ...
-- - This is all I have Mackay ... I guess it will have to do ...

-- - I will return what is left to you ...

-- - You do not make too, you have been very helpful tonight Mackay.

-- - I want to Elsie ... It gives me an self-justification to talk with you again ... I enjoyed our conversations tonight.
... ... Mackay could see her grimace beaming with pride ...

-- - Ok she said, but call ahead to be sure I am here ...


AND so began the friendship of Mackay, a 38 yr old bar-keep, and Elsie, a 70 yr old dame ...
He would visit with her once a week usually, sometimes not if his job got in the way ... Ralph was glad that Elsie had a friend ... Ralph like the musical theme of a man stopping in randomly ... He liked the protection factor ... The three became very close. Mackay even got them tag to a pair of dancing he served at ... including some for their friends ..., the Maloney-s.

Of track, the question of Mackay-s personnel department life came up ... he had no-one ... and was quite happy that way.
-- -- Besides, he said ... I have friends, and I have Ralph and Elsie ... my lifespan is perfect.

Winter came and Mackay-s visits dropped off in absolute frequency ... Christmas Day came and went with gifts and invitations exchanged ...

... All was well in the Edwin Herbert Land of Ralph, Elsie and Mackay ...
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