My friend dog and I were sitting in front of the TV watching a football biz and chatting. I guess I mentioned that I had not succeeded in hooking up with a woman for several hebdomad and I was not about to pay a sporting lady but that I was getting really aroused. I 've never had good chance keeping a prospicient term girlfriend.

He said, `` If you just want an easy fuck or blowjob, I 've got a programme that works for me almost every time but you ca n't be picky. I go bar hopping but I do n't start till about eleven or so. Sometimes I have to go to three or four saloon before I spot the right girl but I know her when I see her. She 's usually but not always a little older than me. She is either homely but not ugly, or over weight and she is dressed like you would expect a beautiful young temptress to be. You know, either a short skirt or short circuit shorts that let one-half of her ass pin out the buns and a tube top or halter top or something like that. ``

I looked at him, `` I want the beautiful youth femme fatale. '' I 'm just your norm white guy. I 'm 31, 5'10 '' and weigh 185. I 'm getting my initiatory few grayness whisker, I wear glasses and have just a footling bit of a eye aged tummy. Frank is a lot like me. I do sustain a jolly prissy seven inch cock but you have to get that far before a woman would bang that. `` Sure you do but how often do you get one ? '' weenie replied. I just slowly nodded my head. weenie continued, `` I walk up to her and rustle in her ear, How about going out to my car and giving me a blowjob ? Once in a spell I get slapped but dressed like she is, she is probably out looking for sex too. I pick the less desirable ones because not a lot of other guy wire have hit on her, she is not expecting a guy better than me and if I do get to fuck her she is probably going to be nice and close because she has not had a lot of cocks pounding her puss. Doug, you 'd be surprise how many times I score a piece of ass or get the cum sucked out of my putz. ``

It certainly sounded reasonable, especially since I had already downed three beers in the stopping point half hour. The game ended about ten and I decided to try it. I was sitting there during the fourth quarter with a erection from thinking about what hotdog said but with him there, I could n't do anything about it. Frank went plate to his married woman and I headed to the parking lot and got in my car.

It was the one-third bar I went to before I spotted a missy like what Frank said to see for but there she was sitting at the bar. She was n't older than me. She actually looked five or ten years younger but she fit everything else he said to look for. She was wearing crosscut jeans underdrawers and a shiny chickenhearted halter top. She was probably thirty Sudanese pound or More stoutness, had pretty thickheaded glasses, had on more composition than looked right but had not done her dull brown pilus up in any visualise way. She had more of a beer belly than I did.

I was nervous about how hotdog had said to border on her but there was an empty faecal matter next to her and I figured that worse thing that could happen would be that I would get slapped in front of everyone else in the bar. I sat next to her. I leaned close and spoke softly, `` How would you care to go out to my car and yield me a cock sucking ? '' At get-go there was a shocked face on her face as she turned to look at me but then it went away and she scanned me from head to toe, stopping for a in force aspect at my crotch. `` Buy me a drink and we 'll verbalize about it. '' I called the bartender. She had a Bloody Madonna and I had a Bud. We introduced ourselves by our first name calling only and made small talk till our drinks were about gone. Then I again asked her if she would go out to my car with me. She looked me in the eye for a arcminute and just said, `` Sure. ``

We got in my car. Joan reached back and unhooked and removed her halter top. `` Suck my knocker first. '' Her tits were probably 38 or 40 D 's and sagged quite a bit but they were still nice and she had big hard teat. I really savour nursing on a woman 's boobs. When my back talk first wrapped around one of her tit, she let out a loud moan and pushed her chest at my face. I probably spent five second sucking and squeezing her breasts and actually brought her to an orgasm doing it. While I was doing it, she had her hand in my drawers and around my shaft, slowing jacking me.

She backed away, `` OK, it 's my turn now. '' I shifted my position, lifted my target and pulled my trouser and short pants down to my articulatio genus. In the Moon she saw my prick for the outset time. `` That 's a really nice cock. I 'm going to love this. '' With that, she wrapped her hand around the base of my dick and slipped her lips over the head. My hammer jumped and I groaned. It had been a piece. I hoped I did not fare too quickly.

She licked and sucked on my cockhead while she slid her hired man up and down my shaft. I sat there with my eyes closed, enjoying the flavour. After a second she stopped. I opened my eyes and looked down. She looked up at me and smiled, `` Am I doing it the way you like it ? '' `` You 're doing great but it would be even full if you took your hand away and used your rima oris more. '' Joan moved her mitt and took more of me in her mouth. I started moving my hip joint, fucking in time with her bobbing head. A couple metre I touched the vertebral column of her mouth and she gagged a little.

I put my helping hand on the back of her read/write head and controlled the focal ratio that I wanted her to suck me at. After several arcminute I felt my Lucille Ball filling with cum and start to constrain. I put my hands on both side of her head and held her still as I fucked into her backtalk as hard and truehearted as I could without gagging her. Joan locked her backtalk around my shot and sucked as strong as she could. My nerve raced down my fuck cock and exploded in her sass. I could feel her swallowing as my pricking pulsed several times, each time shooting a stream of my seed into her mouth.

I stopped coming but she did not hold back sucking till I went hobble. Joan sat up. There was a small train of cum at the nook of her oral cavity. She wiped it into her oral cavity with her fingerbreadth and sucked her finger. She smiled at me, `` That was really safe. '' I told her that if she waited just a few minute I could get hard again and I would give her pussy a respectable piece of ass. `` That sounds nice but I 'm having my period so it 's out of the question. '' Joan re-fastened her top and opened the car doorway at stepped out. She blew me a osculation and headed back to the bar while I sat in the car with my meat in my hand.




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