Ai N'T No Fun If My Homie Ca N'T Get None
AI N'T NO FUN ...
'' I 'm just saying, he 's too old for my baby, '' Cecile stated, staring at her best Quaker, Angela.
'' Anastacia is not a child. She 's 21, for Christ 's sake. And so what if he 's a few years Old than her. A age man can help her ... ''
'' Can take vantage of her .... All my baby knows is sports and her shoal work. She 's not into men like that. He 's going to hurt my baby ... ''
'' You do n't even have sex the man ... ''
'' I know men ! '' Cecile stated firmly. `` All of them are just alike. They all think with their dicks and not their spirit. ''
'' That 's not fairly, besides, she just met him ... what ... three week ago when she was rest home. All they 've been doing is talking on the telephone set. ``
'' She chases me off the headphone to answer his phone call, '' Cecile said, exasperated. `` He 's the first person she talks to in the good morning, and the shoemaker's last at Night. ''
Angela chuckled. `` You 're going to receive to let go ... cut her navel string one day, Cecile. You should be felicitous that she 's finally getting a taste of sexual love. ''
'' That 's not be intimate, '' Cecile snarled. `` That man wants to fuck my baby and then he 's going to leave her high and dry. He 's going to ache my infant 's kernel. ''
'' How you know he 's not Mr. Right ? ''
'' Mr. Right Now, '' Cecile scowled.
'' I think you are being too hard on the man. Besides, give him meter to picture who he really is. If he 's a dog, in time, it 'll come out. A dog ca n't hide forever. ''
'' That 's just it, Angela, we do n't let any time. He wants to take her on a sail when she comes nursing home for summer break. ''
'' That 's so nice, '' Angela swooned.
'' She comes home in a week. ''
'' I know you 're a occupy mother, but do n't do anything that will cause Anastacia to be mad at you. ''
'' I 'm going to do what I have to do to wee-wee surely this dog does n't anguish my babe. ``
'' Be careful, Cecile. Very deliberate. This shit could backfire on your ass and ruin the realtionship you two have. ''
'' This is a spring up ass man I 'm trying to protect her from. He 's nothing but an old dog trying to contain advantage of my babe. And I 'm not going to let that happen ! ''
* * *
'' Coming out to the nightclub ai n't nothing like it used to be, bro, '' Jerome said to his younger brother, Mikey, as they waited for the parking valet to make for Saint Jerome 's Maxima. `` I remember when I coulda come to the club and pick, choose and refuse hos. ''
'' You ai n't lying, bro. All I come out for now is to get my drink on and unwind after busting my ass all week, '' Mikey explained.
'' I feel you, '' Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus said as the man stopped in front of him. He tipped the valet and jumped behind the wheel.
Mikey jumped in the passenger 's seat. `` That 's why I always pick up one a my lil tricks, get her some green goddess, something to eat, and take her to a hotel til I come back from the lodge. ``
Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus laughed as he pulled off. `` And what do you do if you find something in the nine ? ''
'' Go fuck ! Then go to the hotel and screw again, '' Mikey stated like it should have been obvious.
Jerome started laughing. `` You always fucking with hos that live with their man. ``
'' Them the best single. Let someone else slew with them hos problems. I fuck. That 's what I do. Them some nice hos that I fuck, but hos have too much dramatic event when involved in relationships. ''
'' So, what you saying is that it 's emphasis free and less drama when you the former man ? ''
'' Hell yeah ! See you would n't realize 'cause you have all them hos feeling like you 're their man ... ''
'' But I do n't have no drama. '' Hieronymus laughed.
'' See, you be fucking with them good daughter. The professional women. I ai n't gon na lie, bro, you run your hos ... ''
The audio of Jerome 's ringing earphone stopped Mikey midspeech. Jerome checked his caller-up ID. `` Anastcia 's mom ! What the nooky ? ''
'' Anastacia ? That tall, OK ass bird that plays volleyball game for UCON ? The one you met in the clubhouse about three weeks ago ? ''
'' Yeah. Wife to be. '' Hieronymus grinned.
'' What the inferno you doing with her female parent 's electric cell phone number, bro ? More importantly, what her female parent doing calling you at three forty five in the dayspring ? pillage call ? ''
'' Shut up ! '' Jerome said, pressing the green icon. `` hi ? ''
'' Hello ? Where are you ? '' a female voice asked.
It was n't Anastacia for sure. The woman sounded a little older. `` On my way home ? '' Jerome answered tentatively.
'' I thought you were taking me to get something to eat ? '' she asked, sounding disappointed.
She sounded a little tipsy too.
Jerome stifled a laugh as he looked across to his sidekick who was making jazz faces and humping question in the rider seat. `` May I ask who you want to speak to ? ''
'' Who is this ? '' she asked, sounding alarmed. `` Is this Jermaine ? ''
'' No, I 'm sorry you must have dialed the wrong issue. ''
'' Who is this ? Your number is programmed into my telephone set, '' she demanded.
'' This is Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus. I 'm a friend of Anastacia 's ... ''
'' Anastacia 's champion ? What your phone number doing program in my sound ? '' she asked with a little attitude.
'' Is this her mother ? ''
'' Yes, it is ! ''
'' I met her when she was home three weeks ago. She had your earpiece ... I think her telephone set had gotten stolen ... ''
'' Oh yeah, I remember now, '' she chuckled, sounding a bit at easiness. `` I 'm good-for-naught for calling you at this hour ... ''
'' That 's quite alright ... ''
'' I was trying to call off a friend of mine. He was supposed to take me for something to eat, but he disappeared on my as ... listen to me, I 'm telling you all my business. Alcohol just loosens my tongue. I 'm sorry for calling you. ''
'' That 's okay. It was nice talking to you, '' Jerome said, chuckling.
'' Please do n't tell Anastacia ... she hates when I go out for drinks. ''
'' It 'll be out little secret, '' Jerome said, chuckling.
'' Promise ? '' she cooed.
'' I promise. ''
'' Thank you, '' she said. `` Okay. movement safely. ''
'' You too, '' Saint Jerome said. `` Bye. ``
'' Byyyyyye, '' she sang, ending the yell.
Mikey laughed. `` That was a loot call. momma want some. ''
'' You crazy, bro. Besides, her mama do n't know me. ''
'' Mama fine ? '' Mikey asked with a raised brow.
'' I do n't know. I 've never met the womanhood. She sounds sexy as hell, though. ''
'' If her daughter takes after her, she probably is fine, '' Mikey said as he fired up a joint. He hit it and passed it over.
Eusebius Hieronymus cranked up the volume as he got on I-95 North. He took a hit of the joint and passed it back. `` You know what, I 'm going home. I do n't finger like being bothered with none a my hos tonight. She done got me thinking about Anastacia. And this sess only ga stimulate me thirsty. I 'll overlook myself off and you can take my ride. ''
'' My car already by the hotel. Why ca n't you just fell me off ? '' Mikey asked as he took out a table napkin from his billfold. He unrolled it and took out half a blue devil oral contraceptive and threw it in his sass. Then he chugged the residual of the water that he had brought out of the social club.
'' Because I do n't finger like passing abode to drop you off. Just omit me and carry the car. ''
Five proceedings later, Jerome pulled in front of their house, pressed the push button for the service department door and hopped out. It was n't until he was inside and upstair getting unclothe that he remembered his cellular phone earpiece. He had left it in the Max.
trine proceedings later, Mikey stared at his brother 's ringing telephone set. Anastacia 's mom. What the fuck does she want now ? I 'm not answering that bastard, he thought as he headed on a collision course for the hotel. The phone stopped ringing, then started up again. Mikey ignored it again. The third sentence it rung, he answered it. It has to be an parking brake. `` Hello ? ''
'' Are you home already, '' the female asked.
'' No ... ''
'' Well why were n't you answering the phone ? You making a pillage shout or something ? ''
'' No, '' Mikey said, then took a pull on the joint, laughing because she did n't bed it was n't Jerome she was talking to.
'' Are you smoking ? ''
She sounded intrigued rather than repugnant, so he said, `` Mmmm-hmmm. ``
Her representative became soft and sounded sexy. `` I called to ask a favor ... ''
'' What sort of favor ? '' Mikey asked.
'' Well my friend had to run house to his nagging ass married woman, and I 'm hungry. But I do n't want to sit in IHOP by myself, not at this 60 minutes. Why do n't you link up me ? My treat. ''
'' Which IHOP are you at ? ''
'' I 'm not there yet. I was calling to see if you 'd forgather me first. ''
'' Which one are you going to ? ''
'' I live in Sawgrass ... there 's one right wing off of University. ''
'' I know where it is. I 'm about five min away. ''
'' Alright. I 'll meet you there. What are you driving ? '' she asked.
'' A black Nisan utmost. You ? ''
'' I 'm in a Burgundy Jaguar XK. ''
'' Niiiice, '' Mikey sang. `` I 'll be in the parking lot when you get there. ''
'' Do n't fume it all before I get there, '' she purred.
Mikey hung up the phone and laughed. If mama amercement, I 'm damn sure gon na try and fuck. Especially if she trying to get her heater on.
Seven minutes later, Mikey watched as the burgundy XK pulled in at the IHOP. She pulled right next to him, shut off the engine and got out. From what he could see over the roof of the car, ma was pretty as screw. And Loretta Young looking. When she walked around the back of the car and he got a good aspect at her dead body, his dick started getting hard. `` Damn, mommy fine as screwing ! '' toothsome. Now I know why she did n't want to go into IHOP by herself. Anywhere she go, she 'll get all kind of unwanted attention. Especially in the skirt and top she 's wearing. Her outfit was n't revealing or slutty or anything ; it was classy and neat, but emphasized everything she had.
Mikey took a hit and leaned over and opened the rider room access for her. Her smiling lit up the interior.
'' Oh that smells fantastic, '' she said as she hopped in and closed the door behind her. `` I have n't smoked since college, '' she said, taking the offered joint.
'' I plan on stopping when I get my MBA. '' Mikey chuckled.
She took a foresightful draw.
'' You might want to take it easy with that, '' Mikey said a second too late.
She started coughing, but she refused to evanesce the roast. She held it as she eyed him over. She took another hit, pulling a piffling comfortable this sentence. She kicked off her slingbacks and twisted sideways to face him. She caught his eyes locked onto her cleavage and smiled. She brought the joint up to her lips and took another drag. The skunk had her feeling thoroughly. And the wine-colored she had drank earlier had made her extremely horny. She knew she could get any man she wanted, so this was going to be fun. And soft. I 'll unwrap the dog and save Anastacia from a broken heart.
She ran her finger playfully over her collarbone, then down between her boob.
Mikey 's putz stiffened. The blue pill was in full event. Either he was going to fuck Mama, or he had to get to the hotel to Shelley Ann. `` So you gon na let me hit that ? '' Mikey asked.
'' You 're not shy at all, are you ? '' She blushed. `` You sure you can deal me ? '' she asked, leaning forward and rubbing the interior of his second joint.
'' I was referring to the roast, but since you brought it up, '' he said, making his dick startle in his pants, `` I 'm sure I can handle whatever challenges I 'm award with. '' Their middle locked. `` My question is, can you ? ''
Her hand slid from his second joint to his throbbing gumshoe. `` Mmmmm, this is skillful, '' she swooned.
'' You can accept it out to get a upright feel of it. Underneath all this cloth really does n't do it any justice. It really is a work of art, '' Mikey boasted.
She accepted his challenge without a present moment 's vacillation. She unzipped his knickers and took it out. Ten column inch of throbbing black meat. `` Oh, God. This is ... we need to go someplace. Anyplace, '' she said as she skinned the foreskin back, leaned over and started kissing and licking his head.
'' Ohhh shittttt ! ! ! Where do you want to go ? '' Mikey barely got out as his heart threatened to turn over back into his head.
'' Anywhere, '' she mumbled as she kissed and licked and flicked her tongue around his head teacher greedily.
Mikey leaned the butt back until he was almost rest flat. He hit the joint one more time as she got more enthusiastic with her knife. He knew he was n't going to come from a blowjob, but it felt too fucking secure to arrest her.
He reached over and started caressing her ass. Damn ! Her ass was so soft, it made him mewl. He wanted to get up in her, but he could n't do that in the Maxima. And he definitely could n't do it in IHOP 's parking lot. He could n't take her to a hotel, because he did n't have enough cash for that. And he did n't want to go to her place, because he did n't know if he could do that, nor what her relationship condition was. The only situation he could take her is place. `` What about your car ? '' Mikey asked.
She did n't stop to answer. She flailed her script as if she did n't worry about that.
screw it, he thought and fired up the maximum. He positioned his hand so that he could channelize over her as she continued to feverishly make for his shaft. She was sucking ; he was caressing and fondling her breasts, and every part of her that he could touch.
Both of them were making all the seize randomness as he raced home.
When he pulled into the garage and shut down the engine, she finally raised her principal from his lap. She kissed him like a amok charwoman. Hungrily. Greedily.
Mikey 's dick ached to get up in her. `` Let 's go, '' he said as the service department door finished rolling down and the automatic light source flicked off. They got out the level best, and as he stood at the nominal head waiting for her to come around to him, he really got a good look at her. She did n't look a day over thirty five. As Danton True Young as he was, he was confident that he was gon na kill her aphrodisiac old ass with peter.
Lust was oozing from her grimace. She grabbed his hand and pulled him tightly against her dead body. They were about the same summit, so everything lined up. Their lips smashed against each others. Wisps of pleasurable moans escaped her sass as their tongues darted back and Forth in each other 's mouth.
Mikey 's men fumbled with the zipper of her skirt. He got it unfastened, then got a business firm travelling bag on her cheeks. He picked her up as if she weighed nothing, spun her around and placed her on the top of the hot hood.
She swooned in surprisal, wrapped her sculptured legs around his waist and pulled him right into her so that his dick was rubbing her the right way.
His hands fumbled with her wench until he had it up and out of the way. Both of them fumbled with his belt and pants and underclothes until zilch was between them except her sodden underwear which she savagely pulled to the side so that his raw caput could glide up and down between her blood engorged back talk.
She was grinding desperately against his hot, throbbing head now. Her cunt was hot and wet and aching to feel that throbbing mass of meat. Gripping his hip, she pulled him forward, plunging his rock-hard ten inches into her. She shut her eyes and screamed as his dick stretched and filled her to the brim. She had n't felt painfulness and pleasure like that since she lost her virginity. She was trying to get use to the feeling, but he did n't pass on her prison term. He started moving that big peter around inside of her. It was hot and hard. fire coursed through her body. Then there was the additional high temperature beneath her ass. She found the more she gyrated her ass up and into his thick punishing separatrix, the less she felt the heat beneath her ass.
This was the first woman over thirty that Mikey has ever had the pleasure of fucking, so he had something to establish. He was fucking her like he had all mankind riding on his operation. His fortuity were bringing out all the allow noises and fuck-faces that he got out of new women, so he knew he was beating that pussy up respectable. That was all the boost his ego needed.
He picked her completely up off the hood and slowed down to his wicked winding.
'' Awwwwwww fuuuuuck, baby ! Sssssss ! ``
'' You like that, '' he asked.
'' Mmmm-hmmmm, '' she mumbled as he guided her hips into a deadening rocking motion that made her clit rub against his powerful pelvis.
She started nibbling his lip. `` Oh God, yeah. That feels good. ''
'' I want you to cum for me before we go inside, '' he muttered against her sweet sassing.
'' You do n't induce to worry about ... about ... '' Her whimpering got cut inadequate as bantam jolts of lightning struck all through her causing her body to spasm involuntarily. `` 0h God, I 'm cumming. '' Her step quickened and her intact body vibrated as her climax resonated through her.
Mikey felt good taking her inside. Now he was going to film her upstairs and put a proper ass on her sexy old ass. He continued stroking her until her orgasm subsided, then he walked toward the threshold, stirring the pot as he went. He told her to reach behind her and turn the knob. She got the door opened without any problem.
The threshold opened directly into the kitchen, and as they were passing the icebox, she stopped him. `` catch something frigidness to drink. ''
Without losing cycle, he stopped. She opened the fridge, leaned in a bit, and pulled out two bottles of water. He bumped the room access closed and started for the stairs.
Going up the stairs was a bit more unmanageable. Unsteadily, they made their way up bumping into the rampart and railing. She was giggling. They slipped and fell. She started laughing, and he covered her utter quickly as he landed on top of her. Her leg found their way around his waistline and she locked both weapon system around his neck. They kissed passionately as he stroked down into her. She started grunting and humping up to meet his strokes. He felt his head slamming against the gristle at the very back of her pussy. His head felt as if it was curving and going into another serving of her pussy. Each time his head bounced against the cartilage, her eubstance convulsed. She bit his glossa as he sped up his driving force to see if he could get one long upheaval.
He got it as she came a second time right there on the staircase.
Her legs unfolded from around his shank as he withdrew about eight of the ten inches he had inside her, using only two column inch to dig around the front component part of her angelical snatch.
She started humping on it and adjusting her hips so that she was angled properly. Then she asked for a piddling to a greater extent.
He gave her about an inch more.
'' Ah, fuck yeah ! right there ! '' she growled as she kept his mushroom head rocking against the spongy surface area at the top of her slit. `` nookie ! '' she hissed. `` What are you trying to do to me ? ''
'' What every woman wants a man to do to them : satisfy them ... and then some, '' Mikey replied, turning it up a notch.
'' You ... you sure are doing that, '' she whimpered. `` Ohh God ! This shaft too blamed dessert ... .ooooooeeeeeee. I 'm coming again, baby. Fuck meeeeeeee ! ''
Mikey readily complied. Fuck her and then some.
Once she caught her breath, Mikey decided it was best to take her into his room before they woke Jerome up.
Hmmm. That would n't be such a bad idea.
He took her into his room and closed his bedroom door. She started undressing him as they made their way to the bed. She took complaint now. She stood him up at the border of the bed and stripped him.
After making him step out of his pant and socks -- his shoes had gotten discarded somewhere between the kitchen and the step -- she kissed her way up his inner thighs, then sucked and licked their sweet mixture of succus of his discharge and then moved up his prick. She pushed him onto the bed, and as she crawled up and over him, she let her script roam up his sinewy thighs, up his splashboard stomach, all the way up to his chiseled dresser. She leaned down and kissed him as she mounted that throbbing ten inches of glistening prick. When she raised up, his mouth latched onto her nipple as his hands kneaded her breast. She slipped his bulging chief between her soppy mouth and lowered herself until she was filled to the brim. She positioned her knee joint on either incline of him, leaned back and smiled down at him as she started gyrating her hips. She rode him like only an experience fair sex could. She got so into it that the mattress started sliding off the boxspring.
About four scrumptious arcminute later, she exploded. Again.
Panting and glistening with exertion, she spun around into a turnaround cowgirl and started riding that stiff ten inches again. With his laurel wreath spanking her ass and his proficient fingers harrassing her swollen clit, it did n't take but a few hour for her to build up up to another sheet-tugging, earth-shattering sexual climax.
She was totally eat, now.
Mikey was n't though. He flipped her onto her back and threw her ramification over his shoulders. She was too weak to do anything but accept the sweetness, punishing shot that took her to another coming.
As she floated down from her orgasmic high, he flipped her onto her stomach. Oh whoreson ! This my post right here. Oohhhh shit this ... this Gawddammmn ... this some salutary dick. Each stroke was replenishing her energy. She got up on her knees, and much to her delight, he pounded her mercilessly until her knees got unaccented and she fell flat on her stomach. He did n't miss a CVA. He fell right on top of her and continued to methodically love her toward ecstasy.
It was obvious to her that her pleasure was his pleasure. She could n't say that for too many men. And he was properly equipped to give her pleasance. She could n't say that about too many men, either. His gumshoe had every nerve ending in her pussy tingle. It felt too good for her to tell him to stop or even slow down, but she was truly afraid to cum again. She did n't know if she could treat another orgasm without pulling out her own hair's-breadth. And then there was the infernal diffused sheet. It was like a soft, bland tongue on her clitoris helping his stiff dick to wheedle another sexual climax out of her. The impendent sexual climax was too confection to quash or even forestall.
screw it ! Dick like this is few and far in between. I'ma fill all he has to give.
She started throwing her hips up at him. Enthusiastically. She was determined to take his Edward Young ass with her this time, though. She started working her interior muscles and immediately felt him yeilding to her muscle restraint. She started working him over proper. Giving as good as she was getting.
A few minutes later, both of them grunting and panting, came to a noisy orgasm. They moaned and groaned and strained and stroked each former until their coming peaked and ebbed. Then they collapsed.
She must have dozed off, because she suddenly found herself blindfolded and tied to the bed with silk tie-in. She was n't afraid ; she was tied loosely and could get her hands free if she wanted. But, she did n't want to get free. The things his sass and knife were doing to her felt refreshing and rejuvenating. Before she knew it, she was begging for him to fill her puss up again with that lump of throbbing meat.
He obliged her.
This time he was n't fucking her. He was more cutter and passionate this clip, which was good. He was giving her the Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde loving. She could n't conceive the stamina that he had. She could n't consider that she could get so many times and still desire more. He gave her all she wanted. He gave her so practically, she was afraid for Anastacia. Any man putting this much good loving on one adult female would take a leak her go against her own mother for him. This the kind of dick that make a women forsake all others. She admitted to herself that she was already trying to figure out how she could get some more of his upright loving and he was n't even finished with her yet.
nookie ! What the Hell have I gotten myself into ?
One week later, Cecile said to her daughter, `` Anastacia, I do n't opine you 're thinking this through. He 's too old for you ... ''
'' Where did you get that from ? He 's only a few years older than me. He 's not like the guys my age, Mom. He 's mature, '' Anastacia argued.
'' He 's experienced .... ''
Angela shook her head and came to her substantially Friend 's assistance. `` Anastacia, baby, we 're just concerned that this older man is going to hurt you ... ''
'' But you two have never met him, so how can y'all judge him ? I tell you what, why do n't I forebode him and let y'all forgather him. ''
Cecile looked at Angela as Anastacia pulled out her cell phone. She did n't want to spoil this weekend, but the sooner Anastacia realized that this Saint Jerome is n't nothing but a dog looking to take aim reward of her, the honest.
Angela looked worried as she stared at Cecile. She was n't so trusted about this, either.
Anastacia avoided both their eyes as she brought the sound up to her ear. Both women watched in horror as she spoke to Saint Jerome. Unfortunately, they could only hear one side of the conversation. Both of them prayed that he was busy and could n't wee it. They listened intently.
'' Hello, Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus ... where are you ? '' She nodded, then her nerve lit up as she smiled. `` Good. Swing by Boca Mall. Me, my mom and godmother are heading to TGIF. Why do n't you meet us ... uh-huh. He 's your comrade ... of trend you can bring him along. The more the merrier. '' She giggled. `` okay. I ca n't wait to see you either. Bye, '' she cooed, blushing as she ended the call. She smiled at her mother and godmother. `` He 's on 95, two exits north of here. He 's bringing his brother. He 's senior than me too, but a little closer to my age, '' she teased.
A few minutes after they were seated, Anastacia interrupted her mother 's patter. `` Here they are now ! '' Anastacia bounced up from the booth waving excitedly at the two Edward Young men.
Cecile cast a wary glance at Angela. `` This is going to be awkward. Not to note ugly. ''
'' Tell me about it, '' Angela mumbled, trying to hold open the nerves from showing on her face.
Both women kept smiles plastered on their faces as they watched both Thomas Young men weave their way toward their booth. They did n't neglect to notice the heads of former women swivelling to learn the two handsome young men, either.
'' Here comes the young dick slinger that wants to get hold of advantage of my precious baby daughter, '' Cecile mumbled under her breathing place.
Angela grunted in agreement. `` That cock of his is just leading the way over here, '' she mumbled back, then got kicked under the table by Cecile.
'' The one in back looks just as unsafe. They 're brothers, so they 're both probably similarly equipped. ''
'' full point, '' Angela mumbled. `` You trying to get me wet ? '' They both watched as Anastacia hugged and kissed the beginning Lester Willis Young man on the brass. She had an arm around him and turned to them bubbling. `` Micheal, match my mother and godmother, Cecile and Angela ... ''
Both char 's mouthpiece fell as Mikey looked at them just as shocked. `` This is your mother ? '' he asked, pointing at Cecile.
'' We look alike, do n't we ? '' Anastacia gushed, leaning into Saint Jerome and wrapping her arms lovingly around him.
'' And your godmother ? '' Mikey asked for clarification.
Everyone composed themself. Quickly.
Mikey laughed and nodded before answering Anastacia. So I had n't fucked her mother. Mama finer than her godmother, though. Mmm-mmm-mmm ! I damn certain want to hit mama now that I done blessed my heart on her fine ass. Damn !
Mikey snapped out of his musings quickly. `` Like sisters, rather than mother and daughter, '' he said to Anastacia. He turned back to Angela and Cecile. `` It 's a pleasure to gather you Cecile, '' he said, shaking her manus. He turned to Angela, who was blushing. `` It 's a pleasure to see you again, Angela. And larn your name. ''
Angela shook his hand, relieved and slightly embarrassed. `` It 's effective to see you again, too, Micheal, '' she said, stressing his name.
'' Mikey ... ''
Anastacia, who had been planting a kiss on Eusebius Hieronymus 's lips, turned around and asked, `` You two know each other ? ''
Angela glanced nervously at Cecile, then to Mikey, then back at Anastacia. `` I ... we ... ''
Mikey chuckled. `` We met in IHOP 's parking lot the other dark. We were there to get rid of our recently night cravings, '' Mikey said mischievously. `` Very worry night, '' he chuckled.
Cecile and Angela nodded and smiled.
'' What a concurrence, '' Anastacia gushed. `` This is Eusebius Hieronymus, '' she bubbled, pulling him secretive to her. `` Jerome, meet my mother, Cecile, and my godmother, Angela. ``
'' A delight to gather you, Cecile, or should I bid you Mom ? '' he said, shaking her lengthened mitt. He held her gaze and smiled.
Cecile chuckled. `` Cecile will do just fine. I 'm too Brigham Young and fine to be anyone 's mother, '' she joked.
'' You 're right about that, '' Mikey agreed, causing Cecile to blush.
Jerome turned to Angela. `` It feels as if I know you already, Angela. I 've heard so very much about you, '' he said, shaking her hand and giving her a telling smile.
***
After an entertaining and enjoyable lunch, Angela and Cecile sat in Cecile 's burgundy Panthera onca XK and watched as Anastacia kissed Jerome on the lip. `` Ai n't no saving her, '' Angela said. `` She 's already in love ... and he probably has n't even put the pecker on her yet. And the older brother seems smoother and much more refined than the younger Brother. If that translates over to the bedroom, she 's in for a Scheol of a treat. One thing for surely, she 's not going to be shortchanged sexually. ''
Cecile looked over and smiled. `` Well, you experienced the unseasoned brother and he rocked your macrocosm. I still do n't believe you utter me out of messing with Jerome, but you went ahead and did it ... '' Cecile paused, shook her headway and chuckled, `` ... only you ended up seducing the wrong brother. And from the way you described it, it was Worth it. And it turned out all good in the end. ``
What Angela had n't told Cecile was that she thought they had ran a geartrain on her ass. She still was n't for certain, but before the blindfold, Mikey had fucked her raw dog and came in her ; with the blindfold on, he had made love to her using a safe. The putz had felt the same -- the consistence, too -- but why would he sustain decided to enfold up then ? It would have been too previous. Mikey was Dr. Jekyl and Jerome was Mr. Hyde.
'' Well the good matter about it is now you do n't feature to experience guilty about pretending to be me, and for fucking your godchild 's man. And you 're unblock to get more of that young dick that you ca n't stop thinking about. ''
'' I have n't thought about that hawkshaw since that dark. ''
Cecile looked at her and hooted. Then she frilled her backtalk and asked, `` So what you 're saying is that you 're not going to fuck him again ? Let me get it on, now, '' Cecile chimed, pulling out her headphone, already scrolling for Hieronymus 's electric cell telephone number. `` It 's obvious those two can keep a closed book. Both of them knew what you were trying to do and they probably think, no, now they 're assuming that I was in on it since you had my car and headphone. They could have busted us, but they did n't. Why did n't they ? alone conclusion I can get along to is so that Mikey could hit that again, '' Cecile said pointing over at Angela 's lap. `` They ai n't slick. You neither. You want that youth dick again ... ''
'' okeh, damnit ! I 'm not saying I would n't let Mikey hit it again, but I do n't care if you get you a lil preference. In fact, I highly recommend that you get him to take you to his seat, blindfold and tie you up to his bed, so you can receive that Dr. Jekyl, Mr. Hyde loving, '' Angela suggested, and laughed.
'' I sure as hell could use some of that, '' Cecile said, resting her cell phone in her lap. `` Remember what we use to say in college ... ''
'' ... Ai n't no fun if your girl ca n't get none, '' they both sang together, then started laughing.
***
Driving out of the parking lot, Eusebius Hieronymus and Mikey laughed and slapped high-fives. `` That went rather well, '' Jerome said.
'' I want to do Cecile, '' Mikey said. `` You saw the way she was looking at me while we ate ? She heard about the dick I put on her female child, you can trust that ! '' Mikey boasted.
'' Yeah, I 'm quite sure she bragged about what happened to her after she woke up rather than what happened before she went to sleep, '' Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus chuckled.
'' In your aspiration ! '' Mikey said, laughing. `` It would take been dainty if it had been Anastacia 's mother, bro ... she 's alright as shag. I 'll marry that cougar. But if it had been Cecile, you would own gotten to fuck mother and daughter. How many hoi polloi can say they did that ? But do n't worry, Cecile 's going to foretell. You in force just promise you 're home when I blindfold her aphrodisiac ass. ''
Both of them laughed. They stared at each other, then said in unison, `` Ai n't no fun if my bro ca n't get none ! ''
** More Eusebius Hieronymus and Mikey coming soon. Full length novel, `` Bahamain blood brother. '' hitch tuned ... ...