In the CAW 24 screw thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it possess a sci fi mystery or estrange romance theme ? after all I am strange ''

My reaction was :

'' How about pact negotiation between the < insert figure here > alien race and the humans. The final accord has to be consummated by sex between an foreigner and a human. For extra points, tell it from both human and alien period of view.

BTW : This is not an whole archetype idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated aristocratic colouring material hurt his centre, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his worry. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing newspaper publisher for reference, the diagram of the foreigner female. If he squinted, you might misidentify them for formula people, in a disconsolate alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the wrongfulness place, and he really did n't want to think of the mapping of that orifice, just succeeding to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his chief science advisor. `` Are you totally sure this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguist are convinced mr President. They studied the organic structure language in minute point, it was said as if it were the most rule activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a nooky on live TV, your president and our President'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr Chief Executive. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked well-nigh politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the head. We do n't want to weaken the dialogue, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe high-risk, kill her ? ``

'' All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he Same basic amino battery-acid as they did, our foods are compatible. We would even classify them as mammals if we did n't know they 're alien. They give birth to live young, and they suckle them, they even have rudimentary body whisker. Our measurements indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size. ``

The president flinched at the mention of sex organs, it was his testis on the line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing paper has the abstract of the outcome. You will participate from opposite sides of the leg, you will be naked to get with. You will meet on the bed at marrow stage, and there you will execute the relation. ``

'' How the underworld am I supposed to be intimate an alien, her places are not in the right places. ``

'' The briefing document pages 20 through 30 covers prompting on how to proceed. Our anthropologists have been studying their rite and usance. There is a big amount of generator material for that, their pornography industry is surprisingly march on. We can see respective ways in which you might be able to mate with their President of the United States. We have suggestions for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their males to take the wind in sexual intercourse. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure you can do by it, sir. ``

The prexy was now questioning why he got into politics in the first gear topographic point. He could have been a simple husbandman just like his father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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Down on the planet, Chief Executive Rowena Colin luther Powell was having alike idea. She looked at the Orange tinted covert of her most treasured self-possession. `` Playboy and the muck God '' it proclaimed, even above the gens, `` Amazing '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an old-timer then. It had sparked a young daughter interest in skill and it had put her on the path which after a couple of strange turn brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no mistaking, like the hapless Botax ( the stranger protagonist in the title account ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positive that this is their impost, they 're not the goop god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth kind. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam president '' The alien language had multiple flesh, each form was used in a dissimilar way to communicate shades of significance. The sixth mannequin was extremist polite, it also conveyed the subject matter, 'if you do n't hold, we 'll nuke you', so no mistaking their intent.

The nomenclature forms the extraterrestrial used also made it almost unacceptable to put a name to them, they themselves called themselves various things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth mannequin, Rohazee was third, much less conventional. If you used the wrong one in the wrong destiny you could go a war, or forged. Most of the time they were referred to `` our friends from space '', or just `` booster ''. There were a lot of to a lesser extent polite tidings for them in common currency as well.

'' So how does their anatomy work again ? ``

'' They 're in transition from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The foreland analog is not fully articulated, more of a hump. There are respective eyes and a sass. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for internal respiration. Respiration and words uses the posterior orifice. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good pol. ``

The scientific discipline consultant suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The mouth also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a phallus. ``

'' The male fucks by going down on the female ? Sounds good to me. '' Said the president with a giggle.

'' Actually madam chairperson, the female person 's intimate harmonium are also in her mouth. Copulation is more like french kissing. There is some consultation to unwritten sex, that might be Sir Thomas More what you were referring to madam president. Though given the conflict in the view of their oral cavity and the homo vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely madam chairperson. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stage, she felt naked. She was raw, but it felt tough than that. Across the point was the alien president, he did look like a headless humpback gorilla from this angle. Getting airless she could see that he was hairless, his tegument was drab and looked more like a grained leather jacket crown. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with much More UV illumination than Earth, a tougher skin was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the heart around the sensational hump. On their major planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple eyelids. To the alien, even a wellspring lit TV studio was dark-skinned, so all the eyes were fully assailable, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the stranger spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very pleased to run across you madam president. ``

Rowena started her set speech, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to finish. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the extraterrestrial was wearing an exquisitely soft leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this charge per unit she thought she might change her mind. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could finger the swooning covering of hair she expected to find.

The buss was also quite a turn on, the outlander 's knife slipped into her mouth. Of course of study, it was also his penis and it was tumid, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the noncitizen 's other tongue, there were three lowly tongues arrayed around the main tongue, they also joined in. It was really titillating for Rowena.

The alien reached for her boob, she found herself getting the most sensual massage. It felt like hands clad in the balmy calfskin gloves. The alien maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his rima oris down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely subject of rational number thought at that mo, but one thought she had was that these aliens had a future aid to earth char like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up for this again. The outlander kissed down her venter, arriving at her pussy. The outlander 's glossa probed, he was good at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her entry. Simultaneously, the three smaller tongues licked at her clit and pussy back talk. The outcome was too very much for Rowena, she came, her moans became screams and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his buttocks high, and trumpeted a triumphant hollo, it still sounding like a very loud fart. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted government agency of alien affairs, Mark Watson was a computational linguistic scientist. He was part of the team which had built the transcriber the negotiations had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is chief, the TV was playing the conjugation of the presidents in the desktop. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the various course of our ally'words. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third and fifth forms cluster very closely in the output space. That would means Logos in the third and fifth flesh can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our friends have noticed themselves. They call them 'third mannequin jokes'. Something like our pun, but more subtle. The third flesh tends to evince cruder concepts, so if you change a fifth form Book to a third form word in a sentence you can end up with a dirty trick pun. ``

'' That could work life difficult, can we alter the topology of the map to increase the detachment of the forms ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the action on the screen .