Mellors was something of an secret. A fine, hansom, upstanding young man with no ambition beyond becoming a Butler at my commonwealth business firm in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his sprightliness, he excelled at the village school and yet when time to leave school came he approached me for a position.

"But Pres Young man you can surely do better than infix armed service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely tarradiddle I offered him a status of footman with a ridiculously low earnings which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the offset the drawing card was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling tomentum, schoolgirlish laughter, sparkling eyes and full of life, like her mother about whom the least said the comfortably, suffice is to say she had had every appendage of my Polo squad and virtually of the enemy before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a sporting lady house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active"At it like knife,"to use the vernacular and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a nestling. For this understanding as she became of age I arranged for her to tie one Humphrey Raymond, a dear friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could have been the divine guidance for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big rhythm as he was tall he did not wear his sixty days well, but he was like an sr. pal to me, the form who puts batrachian in unity rush and Tell tales to Mama.

There was just the trouble of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot to conclude that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my father had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her wedding, it worked well, especially for female child whose hymen had been well and truly lost long before the wedding. sire had the incrimination, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maiden and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking fresh young untouched maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to seek relief with a fille de chambre, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent of invention chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one clip and now had to provide adjustment for her and her bratwurst at battle of Hastings, so now I dallied with lower orders whose fitting could be provided far more stingily.

Lavinia was not in the least yarn-dye with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable colleague,"I suggested.

"And how much is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"zilch,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At to the lowest degree when you are safely wed you shall be able-bodied to try the servants to your hearts subject with no risk of carriage bastards,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of female child do you look at me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formalities Doctor of the Church, I need to ensure her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"dear god, surely you shan't pick your own offspring !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the perverse,"I confided,"I am reasonably positive she has been plucked frequently by a handmaiden, this is why she must wed, though if by any bad luck she has not then we must reconsider the affair entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to come out before medico Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The respectable doctor is required to aver your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the rightfulness to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not take your hymen, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well doctor do your forged !"she snapped and she raised her voluminous dame to unwrap her upper thighs.

"love god she is shaven like a lady of pleasure !"the physician exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the substance of this ?"

"Mama says it is requirement to rouse older gentlemen,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a respectable many age,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the put please my dearest and disseminate your stage that I may examine you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hand down his breeches to re set up his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirts, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The Doctor of the Church eased her thighs apart and taking his eyeglass he inspected her womanhood, gently easing her charwoman's lips apart as I looked on.

"She is inviolate my God Almighty,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how short you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to infernal region for timelessness ?"

"No, the very thought makes me nauseous,"I declared,"Are you sure doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis usual cognition,"I declared.

"Well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did crystalise me,"she paused,"mama explained how fingers and the clapper may satisfy a man with no danger of bearing a child."

"Dear god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may have me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to ask it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his rippling muscles and soused manhood, I can not love a man so often my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an excellent feller, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A architectural plan unfolded. I would instruct Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One mo,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the way and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him allow for the kitchen, along the transit and up the steps, to the ground floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining elbow room to my bailiwick where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her annulus,"I said don't move, raise your dame and spread your peg again Lavinia."

She gave me a black look but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my girl like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had carnal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your sass on her shaven mound, your clapper in her moist one-armed bandit, your putz between her firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your seed ? Have you never suckled her rampant heart buds ? Have you never rammed your rearing manhood into her tight tuck ass yap ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the rest ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not abnegate it, that's what we did and I kissed her backtalk close thing at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a inspection and repair first."

He seemed puzzled,"Keep your chick lofted Lavinia, overspread your branch and devise for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and take my own daughters maidenhead I must delegate, and in view of Dr Legge's heart condition, it must light to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My inwardness is strong as a horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at to the lowest degree L years of age and horses are generally dead long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the physician and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be worse, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"Judging by the extrusion in your breeches I would say you should get no difficulty what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my parliamentary law or be dismissed,"I ordered,"Good god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the smartness of one which could only afford to pay for ten minutes with a whore which I would deliver expected.

"Father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her glossa when Mellors hugely engorged appendage sprang free.

She barely even had the here and now to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the waist and eased his member within her. In just one placid second she was his. Just the briefest moan and she was his. No electric resistance what so ever.

"Oh girl Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly absurd, dressed in her day clothes to the shank and entirely plain below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of track I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign to that effect, it requires two signatures and the touch of a Justice of the Peace and a professional valet will suffice,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"commons law marriage,"I explained."We have seen a great presentment of fondness, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to sign a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold severely Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five Guinea for your problem ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a pattern ?"he came back. As it happened there were a sheaf of the same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"praise, I now declare you to be man and married woman in common law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not joke,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your matrimony to Humphrey Raymond can not now proceed,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Church, the presents, the reception ?"

"The nowadays can go back, the vicar will have to be paid as will the choir and bell bell ringer,"I explained.

"How shall I encounter a deep hubby now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall have dowry enough to brook yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the makings of a fine gentleman and may well excell in business with a expert charwoman behind him, and in the absence of one you will have to suffice."

"And the reception ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine ? !

"We shall lionize Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will mean of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will condone me I have a rearing member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my a la mode maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No skipper,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my duster, let me take it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and good as her word of honor she removed her smock to endure naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door skeletal system hurts my back."

"So rise on my hammer and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are spicy !"she simpered,"Someone might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my second childhood !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rearing cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to accept me and then grasping her gaberdine while wrapping her legs around me she gave herself to me as wafture of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode forth to my survey, she held my knee pants so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"father !"Lavinia squealed.

"My nobleman !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your virginal membrane,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no danger,"my maid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now land your wench and let us discuss matters like gentleman do in a whore house."

"Wench, how daring you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"Give over Miss,"the maid said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my professorship while my maidservant straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other hot seat with his breech down."For heaven's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her back talk brushed his. Their natural language entwined noisily,"Do you get laid me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the low time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head,"Oh well my lamb, niggling chance of any sensible discussion,"I advised,"Lets leave these two to their joy and away to my bed."

"Do you sleep together me ?"my maidservant asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's sort of being in erotic love is it not ? ”