B class

It all started when I got this news report from that see school Julia sends my kid RICO Act to, like he suddenly gets a B for English language of all matter, and there 's some obtuse scuttlebutt that if he did his homework then he might get an A.

Now, I do n't pay some dim ass instructor for bullshit like that, do I ?

Its disrespectful and for a legit businessman like myself with entirely legit enterprisingness in the amusement and surety byplay on the East seacoast and in Sicily, it causes embarrassment and a personnel casualty of face.

Now do n't get me awry there 's nothing faulty with B gradation students, there has to be someone around to be a stooge or fall guy, but the Taglioni house have a long account of straight A 's, hell I got an A in Chinese for Good Shepherd sake and I ca n't speak a individual word of that dumb ass language.

You see schmucks like you pay for an breeding, where the Taglioni 's we only pay for results,

Now I love my kid and when these disgraceful event came through just before Thanksgiving I was not amused, nor was my Grandfather Giovani, he was really sore, you see after papa and Berto my uncle were killed in a movement by shooting in a horrible casing of mistaken individuality when I was two years old I had been heir to the Taglioni family commercial enterprise and Rico was my heritor in turn.

Julia my wife was a selfish cunt, that 's Giulia with a G but you say it Julia and anyway she had insisted on a divorcement after the first time I got shot, hell it barely scratched me, and she moved out W and took Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act with her, just like that, Grandfather said let her go, and her set her up with an apartment, he done a few former affair as well so she was n't having any to a greater extent Kyd and he got a distich of real well built guy cable for nurseryman to maintain her happy.

Giulia was a dancer, in one of our guild to start with, well stripper, OK, she was a whore, but when you 're eighteen you do n't care about that, and gramps wanted security system after Dad died and he figured the Oklahoman I got a kid to carry on the family custom the better so aged thirty five I had this XIV year old kid I hardly saw, and a thirty nine year old ex wife and a seventy nine year old grandad on my back.

I flew West, Julia had a lieu on the coast, just a few miles from the ludicrously expensive school day anti-racketeering law went to, you know genuine fancy, they even had this English English people instructor from England to teach, yes you guessed, that 's right to learn English !

They had classes Saturday mornings and worked nine to six and all that crap, and of course it cost a turkey and Julia had this villa, and it cost a bomb. It put me off women for life.
No, do n't get the wrong melodic theme, I 'm in entertainment, I like girlfriend, girl miss before they get fat and lazy, eighteen and piercing, thats my scene.

I decided that the English language instructor Miss Ian Douglas Smith, needed a little moral herself, like how she was expendable, I guess I could have called up the dealer and had her give the sack but that would have been harsh and disconcerting to the other faculty so no I figured the personal touch.

I found misfire Smith 's apartment, a Occident coast based associate had tracked her Down and she lived with another daughter in a sort of big low wage hike wooden chalet thing in a vale or canyon a few statute mile behind the township, that canyon that runs parallel to the beach for a while, before it heads inland, it was a sort of second rate maybe third charge per unit neighbourhood, just the form of place you expect lesbian school teacher to live.

I headed over there Friday evening, the sun set early in the deep canon, the mountain cap variety of glowed with the setting sun while a mile or two west the beach would experience still been bathed in warm sunshine and as the dusk turned to darkness in the shadows I waited down the street a piece in my hired Escalade waiting for her to make out out.

I nearly snatched the awry little girl as her roommate came out and force back off in the only car they seemed to have almost as soon as I arrived.

I gave it five arcminute and as I saw the figurehead of the place was in oceanic abyss fantasm, I just strolled in, well I say strolled, I just dug that pry bar in the threshold sort of pry and it fairly flew subject and there she was wearing a bath towel and dripping wet screaming at me.

I had this little Taiwanese pistol, level two two calibre, automatic with an eight shell internal powder magazine, and a silencer, well it for sure silenced her.

No you moron, not with a fastball, no it scared her you dummy ! it scared her so much she dropped the towel !

She was blonde, natural blonde unless she dyed her, you know, and armpits, blue eyed, tasty but a bit old but she could serve cocktails or something maybe when I had her thrown out of teaching for good, and she looked dear when she bent to piece that towel up again.

'' Do n't plunder me ! '' she says.

Now about broads would say do n't sprout me so I figured I had one hell of a man hating bitch on my hands.

'' Shut the Fug up '' I says all polite like, `` Get your coat you 're coming for a ride ! ``

She looked like a frightened cony but I saw her coat and threw it at her. She pulled it on, `` Outside in the car, '' I ordered, `` In the vertebral column on the story. ``

She climbed in back, got down on the floor and I said, `` I 'll hold that coat to stop it getting crumpled. '' I clicked the prophylactic off of the gun and she understood.

She wriggled out that coating so seductively like all those cock teasing gay woman bitch do, and there she lay behind the social movement seating room, naked pissing herself, no metaphorically, not, jeez you guys and your lousy intellect, no she lay there scared out of her mind, comprendez ?

'' There 's a well little gripe. '' I praised her.

We headed along a few miles, the road followed the canon for a international mile or two then I turned on to the common soldier road that went like almost straight up or so it felt right up to the top of the canon side and on to where the land dropped away to the sea in a series of near vertical cliff and on to cliff top chalet I had rented for the calendar week, it was sort of individual, you know ?

So private she did n't need no coat to be taken indoors, she never even tried to run, well hardly, and I led her by the arm into the kitchen area.

It was brilliant sunlight on the chalet, the canyon was in deep vestige behind us but the sea was bright all the little sandy coves and rock music stacks were laid out from where we were, the view was breathtaking, I guess I stopped a consequence to look and she did her wriggle but I had a serious grip.

I pushed her in through the kitchen and stunt man locked the door, then on through the lobby to the sorting of lounge, like it was cantilevered out from the cliff top so the views were stunning, absolutely stunning, even I had to admit it had a wow factor, and that 's where I started to teach the teacher.

She sorting of tried to run when I let her go, she hunkered down like some pussy cat ready to pounce, I was n't too sure what to do myself, usually I 'd have said strip, but hell she was au naturel already.

'' What do you require with me ! '' she asked plaintively.

'' You got to ascertain you do n't have it off with the Taglionis, '' I said, `` You got to learn that you fuck with the Taglionis you get fucked. ''

'' What ? '' she asked.

'' Do you require a diagram, '' I asked, `` You want me to thread a diagram, you want me to chalk it on a chalk plug-in maybe ? ``

Her mouth flickered into nearly a grin and she shook her head.

'' But what did I do ! '' she asked.

'' Gave Rico a B grade, that 's what, '' I explained, `` Rico 's A grade, Taglioni 's are A grade not B OK ! ``

'' But ! '' she said and she stood up and fronted up to me, I slapped her down, she sprawled across the carpet and her cheek went a rose-colored red colour.

She scrabbled back up, `` But ! '' she says and I slapped the early cheek and she went down and stay down.

'' Get up ! '' I said, she didn't.

I laid my jacket on the chairperson by the doorway, undid my solidness gold cuff links, slipped off my two hundred buck deal made shirt, my thousand dollar sign hand made leather shoes that gave me blisters, my windsock and my pants, 30 dollar from Walmart, and stood in my boxers, she just looked at me waiting to dart away.

She flinched, it was like soccer at school in England where I was for a patch, penalization shoot outs, she feinted rightfield but I went left and grabbed her foot, `` No ! '' she wailed.

Her tits were n't much, maybe C cup, but do you know her mamilla were like erect, you know sort of dark and standing up, like you know when you screw a whore she 's full moon of KY gelatin or some such and her teat are sort of uninterested, well this one was the former way, she was turned on !

My plan seemed pretty dumb and then she said, `` Please do n't ! '' and I figured I was OK, and as I dragged her around I looked through the window, see the window went veracious to story spirit level, and the sun was fiery red, a huge ball just about to head on down into the ocean, it sort of distracted me, and she was gone, sprinting, you know like some athlete, right over the couch and she tried the doorway except she could n't figure the phantasy lock.

I walked up behind her and put my arms around her and lifted her groundwork right off of the floor, and she kicked and wailed and made such a pother, squirming against me, with my instrument nuzzling up the crack of her ass, up between her seat and her squirming and just my packer between me and her ass, well wow, and that view, the sun just dipping and the ocean glowing with like a beam of gold it was like biblical, you know, sorcerous like Hollywood.

She stopped squirming, at least until I spun her around and laid her Down, but as I slid my boxers down she tried to get her knee in my jetty, she only just made contact and it just turned me and I knelt down with one knee between her articulatio genus and just pried her open.

She was moist already, as I shifted to get both knees between hers so I saw that enjoin tarradiddle moisture.

'' No, '' she squealed flailing her weapons system around but I aimed the tip of my tool right in between her lips and eased that patsy into her.

It went maybe an column inch ! I had to snaffle her wrist joint and she bucked and squirmed and do you know I could n't get any promote in her, she was clenching like cunt shut like a whore who had n't been paid.

'' Bitch, '' I said as my tool slid out as I tried to hump it in her, `` Where you learn to do that, ''

But she just said `` Stop ! ``

There was this little board, with magazines and such like, I saw the opening and I just grabbed her and lifted her and dropped her over the table so it supported her belly and then I came around and tried from stern, `` You relax or I fuck your ass ! '' I ordered.

'' Just look at that sunset ! '' she said, trying to confound me off sentry duty as I got a grip on her belly and tits ready to shoot my way inside her.

I looked up, the sun was dazzling a great lance of gold reflected of the ocean dazzling us and as the sun touched the ocean and started to enroll so I eased my peter between her cunt lips and just pushed right into her.

She gasped, but this time I was in, `` Is n't it glorious. '' she said.

Well as a nooky it was definitely sub standard but as a moving picture vista well worth an Oscar.

'' I dreamed of sunsets like that when I came here but we never see anything like that from the Canyon, '' she said conversationally just like I had n't got my tool most of the way up her twat.

'' Yeah it 's fairly, '' I paused lost for words.
'' Pretty, how can you call that pretty ? '' she asked, `` It 's glorious, Biblical even, '' she exclaimed.
'' I meant pretty stunning, uh magnificent, like inspiring, '' I said and she relaxed and my balls started to slap her crotch.

'' It 's wonderful ! '' she said, `` Quite fantastic, to conceive man has nothing to do with it, and it 's completely lifelike. '' she said, `` magnificent, ah, '' she said `` Stunning, ooh, oh god you bastard I 'm going to oohhhh, '' she said, `` Cum ! ``

She flopped onto the table drained, which was OK except I was still good and hard.
I dragged myself off of her and lifted her up, she just smiled, `` Wow ! '' she said so I took her through to the bedroom, drew back the pall so she could see the sea if she turned her header and pried her legs apart and took her from on top this time.

'' It 's beautiful, '' she said and cried a bust, and that gold sun lit her look and hair and she looked to me like she was some goddess or something and in that moment she was the most beautiful girl I ever saw, and there was this crinkling and tingling in my balls and then I was pumping her full of my jism, really pumping and she was whimpering and I kissed her neck opening and it all got really embarrassing.

There was just a red glow left when I let her up, I lay with my fountainhead on her tits for a while while we watched that sun set, and I checked her body over for any fat and there was n't a single bit that was n't house, hell I nearly forgot what we were there for.

She went to motivate away, `` Hey not so fast ! '' I said.

'' I need the bathroom ! '' she said, `` You made your power point, ca n't I go home now, ''

'' Hell no ! '' I said, `` I just looesed you up a piece. ``

'' Loosened '' she said, `` Not loosed, no marvel Rico has such a unmanageable meter ! '' she said, `` and what do you propose ! ``

'' Well, lets see, '' I said, `` You drink half a feeding bottle of Vodka and get picked up on the strip drunkard, half naked carrying a plurality of rubber, and hey you get fired and I get you a job as a whore in one of my associates clubs. ``

She really made a run for it that time, but I caught her, I got her long blonde hair wrapped around my right fist and dragged her in the kitchen, `` Quit struggling ! '' I told her.

The Vodka was in the jug already I had this rig cook with a funnel and a strap and I dragged her down on the board and strapped the rig round her head so there was the funnel shape held so I could just pour the vodka down her throat, it usually worked just delicately but she kept wriggling and squirming so got a cable television tie around her radiocarpal joint as well.

The funnel was held so it was well in her mouth and she could n't verbalise and she had to swallow anything coming down or else choke, except that bitch could scramble for California, and jeez I 'd be surprised.if I got a single shaft of vodka down her, and I just gave up and unwrap the straps after a while and let her use the toilet, she staggered unsteadily away.

There were these grunting noises, I panicked, the bitch was doing something, I found she had locked the john door, it needed three good kicks before it began to agitate and then I had to get my berm against it and by the time I got it opened it she was drinking water from the washbasin.

She smiled drunkenly, `` Haha ! '' she sputtered, `` Not so apt, '' she waggled a finger at me, I dragged her up, she put her weapons system round my neck, the stench of alcohol was overpowering, I carried her back to the bedroom,

'' It 's clock time you got gear up, '' I said as I figured she was n't used to drink and I grabbed some underdrawers and a tee shirt from my case. I took the yellow apparel I had brought for her out of my fount and threw it at her, `` Put it on, '' I turned to get the hold up stockings and black four in cad out of the case.
'' You 're serious ! '' she said, sobering up quickly, `` You were n't joking all over a B grade ? ``

'' Look there 's A and B. '' I said, get dressed, I handed her the brake shoe and stockings.

She pulled the wearing apparel on, she did n't look too bad really, and with the heels, well, I had n't really note how tall she was before being as she had been barefooted, but hell she did n't wait like a tart, like I planned, she looked classy, the damned dress seemed to match her hairsbreadth somehow

She did n't like the blackguard, she wobbled like she was drunk and she looked like a classy lady that had a few too many cocktails.

My program was wobbling, and what was unfit I was hungry, I went to the kitchen, found some suspend volaille pegleg, and went back for her. She was rooting through my crown searching for my car keys when I came back.

'' Hey ! '' I said, `` not so fast, you want to eat ? ''

'' It 's rooted ! '' she said, `` I ca n't eat frozen volaille ! ``

'' Well I can hardly take aim you to a eatery can I ? '' I said, `` And the pizza guy will never discover us will he ? ``

'' No, '' she said, `` Why are you doing this ? ``

'' Why the car Francis Scott Key and not the gun ? '' I asked.

'' I, ah, '' she said.

'' look I just want my son to get straight A 's OK, comprendez, '' I suggested kindly, `` now you 're maybe a overbold girl, maybe now you seen what the alterative is you could maybe guarantee straight A 's. ''

'' No, '' she said, `` No I wont ! '' she did n't vocalise too drunkard, `` I wo n't compromise my professional standards for. ``

I slapped her hard.

'' It 's my kid 's futurity ! '' I told her.

'' Then wee-wee him form, '' she said, `` He 's a promising guy, just lazy, that 's all, anyway B is n't a bad grade, what if I gave him an E. ''

'' What the hell is an `` E '' I asked.

'' It 's the lowest grade I give, ''

'' So a B ai n't that bad ? '' I asked.

'' No, and if he works hard he can get back to getting an A level, he gets A 's in most discipline. ``

'' Shit. '' I said and sat down, `` So I been paying the dealer for nothing ? ``

'' I do n't know, I just teach him. '' she says, `` Are you OK ? '' she looked real concerned.

'' I guess I got the legal injury data, like it ai n't just binary, A for OK or B for fail, see my dad just bought my grades, I hardly bothered to go to schoolhouse, '' I said, `` You saying Rico is bright, like legit bright ? ``

'' Yes ! '' she said.

'' I 'll get you home tomorrow, you can convey the bed ! '' I suggested.

She looked at me a bit confused, `` Is that it, no apology ? '' she said.

'' inferno nothing bad happened, '' I told her, `` Oh I guess your a Lesbian, '' I added.

'' Yes, '' she said, `` Something like that ! ``

'' I guess I 'm sorry, you want a car or something ? '' I asked.

'' Are you really sorry ? '' she asked.

'' No ! '' I said, `` Was n't that sunset something, ''

She giggled, `` Yes, I might sense unlike when I 'm sober ! '' she said `` but wow the sunset ! ``

'' Go get a film away ! '' she ordered, `` I 'll still be here and ask Helen for some clothes for me tell her I fell in the ocean ! ''

I did as she said, Giorgio said he did n't do take outs, but he saw signified, and I rang her at the billet and she ordered and then I went to see her roomie and she just handed me a bag and said tell `` Saffron '' to pick her friends more wisely and I headed back.

She had the tabular array laid up, wine in the ice pail, you know the employment, and I gave her the food for thought an she laid it out and she drank scads of wine, and then when she was toast enough she led me to bed.

It was Weird, but it was so farseeing since I got laid without paying or it being some bimbo or something, and she wanted to watch the slight lights on the ocean and so we dimmed the visible light and we figured she should lie down curled around and I could sort of Curl around behind her.

I variety of looked at the illumination, and humped her gently, felt her tits and everything, even kissed her a few metre, and when we were done I just rolled over and fell asleep.

She was gone when I got up, I figured the feds would n't be far away, so I packed my appurtenance and headed for the Escalade, it seemed to have moved, I wondered about it for a few bit and the front tire exploded, I ducked back in the house and came out with my pistol.

The back tyre exploded, and then a slug slip across the shite under the car. I looked to see where the shell came from, there was zippo then about a mile away I saw this bright jaundiced thing moving, I had some field glasses about fifty magnification and there she was, Miss Ian Smith, waving, with this sniper rifle in her hand, hell I was a session duck, she out - ranged me by about a mile and a one-half, but she was headed my way.

It took about a quarter hr for her to get to me, she was wearing that brusque yellow dress over some disguise slack water and shirt, her gun was in the gun bag, `` Hi, '' she said, `` I came for breakfast ! ``

'' You could have killed me ! '' I announced.

'' Oh no not after survive Nox '' she said, `` It 's a cracking place to drill ! '' and then she said `` How did I do ? ''

She walked over and checked out the tire, `` I would appear that I missed, '' she said as she squatted down, there was a neat gob by the S of Firestone on one tyre, and one by the Traction A logo, on the former it looked pretty serious to me.

'' I aimed at the valves ! '' she explained, she missed by maybe six inches and three inch at a mile and a half in blustery steer, and that 's pretty good, a lot better than the usual hit man managed.

I variety of swallowed, `` What 's for breakfast ? '' she asked, and she put her khaki coloured gun bag over her shoulder and went in.

'' Waffles ? '' I suggested, she went in the sleeping room, `` Do these window open, '' she asked.

'' No, ah yes but you ai n't shooting from here. `` I warned her

'' spoilsport ! '' she said, `` You 'll have me disqualified from the all girls club. ``

Something went chink in my wit and I remembered, we had been discussing shooters and Saffron Smith had been mentioned, something about a rifle shooting champion.

'' So what do you want ! '' I asked

'' Sponsorship ! '' she said, `` For the national, Olympic Games maybe. ``

'' And what do I get '' I asked.

'' Me when ever you want ! '' she suggested, `` And you know I could have hit you just as easily as the tyre. ``

'' Then we have a deal Miss Smith ! '' I agreed.

'' effective, '' she replied, `` And you Mr Taglioni, you need to get fit ! ``

'' Can you maybe call me Bruno of Toul ? '' I said, `` And I guess you 're Saffron ? ``

'' Yes, '' she smiled.

'' Any clock time ? '' I asked.

'' Why yes, I suppose so ! '' she said.

'' Like you thought of coming out East ? '' I asked.

'' It depends on the quickness, '' she said, `` mama said she would n't fund me any more that 's why I came here. ``
'' How about we go to bed and discuss this properly, '' I asked and do you know she just started pulling my pants open, `` Hey, '' I said, `` No lets think this through, you 're near for RICO, I guess you ought to stay out here. ``

'' And will you sponsor me ? '' she asked.

'' I just said so did n't I ? '' I agreed, `` So how much we talking ? one-half million, million. ``

'' Oh no ! '' she gasped, `` fifty dollar bill thousand spread over two long time would be ideal. ``

'' perdition that wo n't keep you in shoes ! '' I told her, `` OK a noble-minded a week retainer and then you send for whatever you need. ``

'' And what precisely do I have to do to earn this ? '' she asked.

'' Win, '' I said, `` Hades knowing my fille is a crack shot will keep these hombre in line better than anything, imagine being gunned down by a miss ! '' I said and then I remembered the offer and whistle as she took out the tires of my motortruck, `` And I get a part of your ass every time I come out west. ``

wellspring she agreed and pretty soon Rico graduated, and she left the shoal to aim full time, and next matter she 's getting fat and I says to her, '' Hey you 're getting fat, '' and she says it 's my fault and I says `` How in the hell is it my fault ? '' and then the cent drops.

Anyway granddad liked her and the son respected her and when I told her the kid was coming out Orient and she said it was n't we had a serious discussion and she chipped two of my dentition before we agreed on what to do, I said I was too old for her but she disagreed, and then to crap everything worse she had her mother come over to jibe me out.

And that 's about it really, no one fucks with a Taglioni, especially Saffron Taglioni.


The End


Any resemblance to persons living or bushed is unplanned and the author apologises profusely and asks menial forgiveness