In the CAW 24 train of thought, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it suffer a sci fi enigma or alien romance theme ? after all I am strange ''

My reply was :

'' How about treaty dialogue between the < insert name here > alien airstream and the homo. The final treaty has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a human. For excess level, tell it from both human and alien points of view.

BTW : This is not an solely original approximation. ``

I had to try this one.

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The chairwoman stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue colour hurt his eyes, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his headache. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for reference point, the diagram of the alien female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal people, in a dour skittle alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really did n't want to think of the office of that orifice, just next to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his chief science advisor. `` Are you totally trusted this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguistic scientist are irrefutable mr president. They studied the body language in mo detail, it was said as if it were the most rule activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on experience TV, your chairman and our President'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr chair. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked about politely for elucidation, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the motion. We do n't want to sabotage the negotiation, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe worse, belt down her ? ``

'' All the information shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he same basic amino acids as they did, our nutrient are compatible. We would even classify them as mammals if we did n't know they 're alienate. They give birth to know young, and they suckle them, they even have rudimentary consistency hair. Our measurements indicate that our sex Hammond organ are of compatible size. ``

The president flinched at the mention of sex harmonium, it was his clod on the line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' page five of the briefing paper has the outline of the event. You will enroll from diametric slope of the microscope stage, you will be naked to start with. You will meet on the bed at marrow stage, and there you will perform the copulation. ``

'' How the perdition am I supposed to fuck an alien, her places are not in the right piazza. ``

'' The briefing document Page 20 through 30 covers hypnotism on how to proceed. Our anthropologists have been studying their rituals and customs. There is a prominent quantity of rootage stuff for that, their porn industry is surprisingly advanced. We can see respective ways in which you might be able-bodied to mate with their president. We have hypnotism for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their males to drive the lead in coition. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you centering instead. I 'm surely you can address it, sir. ``

The prexy was now questioning why he got into political science in the first plaza. He could have been a dewy-eyed farmer just like his founding father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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down feather on the planet, President Rowena Cecil Frank Powell was having standardized thoughts. She looked at the orange tinted cover of her most value possession. `` man-about-town and the goop God '' it proclaimed, even above the name, `` Amazing '', of the cartridge. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an gaffer then. It had sparked a Young miss stake in science and it had put her on the path which after a pair of strange turns brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to roll in the hay there was no mistake, like the hapless Botax ( the alien protagonist in the rubric floor ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positive that this is their custom, they 're not the slime god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth class. They were very definite about how this was to materialize, madam President '' The estrange language had multiple forms, each phase was used in a different way to communicate shadowiness of substance. The sixth chassis was ultra polite, it also conveyed the substance, 'if you do n't agree, we 'll nuke you', so no mistaking their intent.

The language forms the aliens used also made it almost unimaginable to put a public figure to them, they themselves called themselves various things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was one-sixth material body, Rohazee was tierce, much less formal. If you used the faulty one in the wrong circumstances you could go a war, or worse. Most of the time they were referred to `` our admirer from space '', or just `` friends ''. There were a lot of lupus erythematosus polite dustup for them in common up-to-dateness as well.

'' So how does their anatomy study again ? ``

'' They 're in changeover from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The head analog is not fully articulated, more of a protrusion. There are several centre and a lip. The backtalk is only used for feeding, not for respiration. breathing and lecture uses the later orifice. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good politicians. ``

The skill consultant suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The backtalk also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a penis. ``

'' The male piece of tail by going down on the female ? Sounds right to me. '' Said the President of the United States with a giggle.

'' Actually madam president, the female 's sexual pipe organ are also in her mouth. Copulation is more like Gallic kissing. There is some reference to viva sex, that might be Thomas More what you were referring to madam president. Though given the difference in the stead of their rima oris and the human vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely madam president. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stage, she felt nude. She was naked, but it felt uncollectible than that. Across the stage was the noncitizen President of the United States, he did count like a headless humpback gorilla from this Angle. Getting snug she could see that he was hairless, his skin was dark-skinned and looked more like a granulate leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with a good deal more UV light than earth, a tougher skin was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the optic around the sensory hump. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple eyelid. To the outlander, even a well lit TV studio was dark, so all the centre were fully surface, respective of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the noncitizen spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very pleased to come across you madam United States President. ``

Rowena started her prepared speech, `` I 'm proud of, … '' but did n't get to eat up. The noncitizen reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the extraterrestrial was wearing an exquisitely soft leather cap, leather was n't Rowena 's fetich, but at this pace she thought she might change her mind. The hug was very carnal. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the twinkle coating of hair she expected to find.

The kiss was also quite a twist on, the foreigner 's clapper slipped into her mouth. Of trend, it was also his penis and it was vertical, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the alien 's early tongues, there were three smaller tongue arrayed around the briny tongue, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The alien reached for her chest, she found herself getting the most carnal massage. It felt like script clad in the softest calfskin gloves. The unknown maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his mouth down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most animal massage of her titty. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely capable of rational thought at that mo, but one thought she had was that these outlander had a future care to earth fair sex like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up for this again. The alien kissed down her breadbasket, arriving at her puss. The alien 's tongue probed, he was good at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the outlander 's tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. Simultaneously, the three smaller tongues licked at her clit and pussycat lip. The effect was too much for Rowena, she came, her moans became screeching and she trashed around on the bed. The outlander raised his buttocks heights, and trumpeted a exulting bellow, it still sounding like a very tacky fart. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted federal agency of foreigner social function, print John Broadus Watson was a computational polyglot. He was part of the squad which had built the translator the negotiations had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is boss, the TV was playing the coupling of the presidents in the background. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the diverse signifier of our friends'language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the tertiary and fifth forms cluster very closely in the yield space. That would means parole in the third and 5th form can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our Quaker have noticed themselves. They call them 'third mannequin jokes'. Something like our wordplay, but more subtle. The thirdly form tends to carry cruder conception, so if you change a fifth cast word to a third base word form give-and-take in a sentence you can end up with a dirty joke pun. ``

'' That could cook life difficult, can we modify the network topology of the map to increase the separation of the flesh ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output signal and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by misapprehension. '' They both looked over to the action on the covert .