I sat alone in the nook, now that the lamia are all dead they do n't take me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should enter myself before I tell my story I suppose, I 'm milo, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be real but tell that to the 3 hag that created me. My Witches were 800 long time old, they 'd use the intimate Energy from new men to keep themselves youthful, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd stay looking Edward Young and middling. They never harmed the men of course but when the vampire came to town the charm of a hot crone wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty upright, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fangs from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did Mistress, he got so mad when he tried to glamour me he bit me really firmly. '' I replied with a smile.

'' Well I 'm gallant of you my pet, did you sustain a vial to fix these golf hole ? ''

'' Yes mistress. '' I replied, holding up the diminished vial of dead vampire blood I 'd use to repair the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex dolly. They gave me a Nice big cock and coated me in a special varnish, glass eyes that looked pretty rattling, wired limbs so I could be posed and was as material looking as a wood carving could look. When a Edward Young vampire came to visit, looking to course off what he thought was just 3 baby living alone, he got the surprisal of his poor vampire life that it was in fact 3 Witches living there and I think his last Book were 'oh piece of ass'rightfulness before he was brutally slaughtered, a long wooden spear jammed into his heart and his head lopped off with an antediluvian steel. rip sprayed everywhere of course, a large amount of money of it covering me from head to toe and it actually made my varnished skin look real.

'' Zoe, spirit, he looks animated ! I 've heard of vampire blood healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do people have pose-able wooden sex skirt just sitting around to slop it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation rule book and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's root word, weavel parentage and ail. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a genius ! We can send him out, seduce them and stake them all ! We 'll get our young back, the men will need us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell open in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a spring loaded stake but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not rattling until it 's too tardily. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the book and I woke to my new life history. They taught me the art of vampire conquest, they would try and bite me at some power point and when their fangs got stuck in me, my outpouring loaded stake would come out and I 'd jam it in their cold dead hearts.

I still retrieve my first, she was old but had on a immature face. She was enamored with my magic spell, fascinated by my unique smell and had to throw me. She took me to her way, stripped naked, tried to hypnotize ( glamour ) me and when my Methedrine middle repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her fangs getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stake out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her eyes as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to pull the dentition from my neck opening, covered myself in roue from the pool of goop that was left of her and left, setting off a ail dope turkey as I did. I got better as racked up Sir Thomas More putting to death, my Witches taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more cautious and harder to attract.

A few months after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular human, she was pretty, very bright and very spunky with prospicient blond hair and a great body.

'' I said, can I buy you a deglutition. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the sentence, you always leave with one of the pretty girls, am I not your character or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigued because I swear I seen you leave with a little girl who could have been my Gemini. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a long story, I 'm here to satisfy someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to cope with someone new. I do n't care if you 're a man sporting lady, I just like sex and you 're better-looking. ``

'' Is this girl bothering you ? It 's milo maize right, you 're wearing the fateful rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the tall woman with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, take tending. '' Said the blonde and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunting watch, can we maybe go straight to my place ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With vampires going missing every week we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well commodity, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her spot, she handed me a glass of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her naked body placid and flawless. She undid a few clitoris on my shirt, had me strip show naked then kissed the side of my neck opening before she sunk her Fang into me. She pulled herself away though, a flavor of horror on her typeface as the blood from her mouthpiece ran down her body, she yelled out something in a language that sounded like antediluvian German, spraying blood over my breast, I quickly sprung my bet and stabbed her. She did n't burst forth like the others though, the stake came out of her covered in a green muck. The hole it left was getting contraband though. I did n't know what to do, I ducked out of the way in time to nullify the axe that her fellow swung at me but suddenly the room access salvo afford and my would be aggressor was shot in the marrow with a crossbow dash and exploded blood all over me. The crossbow hired gun was none other than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, skillful job, I 've been after this one for a piece. '' She said, playing with the lamia 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many epithet, you can phone me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden bet, you need to stab her in the heart with silver, which is just what I happen to have. Are you the one with the ail bombs ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb prepare, we wo n't have a lot of fourth dimension after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's parentage then once it had dried in I took a ampule for the fang hole, put my taking into custody up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the Allium sativum bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out 24-hour interval after their queen is killed to find her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a ash grey dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire queen shuddered in suffering then just collapsed in a gooey peck with only her skull left in the puddle. I took a large vial of the unripe goop, set the garlic turkey on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the garlic bomb going off with a muffled pop and remark Clara grinning at me.

'' I have like, so many interrogative, lets get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their queen is dead and they 'll probably post humans, I do n't drink down world. ``

We got to a bike that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a small camping bus just outside of town. There were garlic bulbs everywhere and petty battery misters spraying essence of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're pretty safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be glad. Let me at to the lowest degree get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the tooth out of my cervix with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking star, I love it ! So these Witches, they do n't use up anything from their men, just gain zip from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampires arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so exciting. I have an idea, I 'll need to lay low for a spell but I 'll find you. Take forethought my wooden man. ``

I made my way habitation, my Witches were all frantic cerebration I 'd been killed but they were felicitous to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queer 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the former one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What woman, did you tell her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hatred lamia too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to direct those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 years If I was n't so tired and old I 'd bulge again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you schoolma'am. '' I said with a grin.

I took off my shirt, took the vial of nance goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to fill again with the vampire 's bloodline that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the queer. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver obelisk ? I 'm good-for-naught, it 's been so farsighted and I did n't conceive you 'd find a queen. '' Said Chloe.

She took the ampule from me and gave me a hug.

'' Sisters, do you know what this can pay us ? A drop of this conflate with our application will give use our young appearance, we can start seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes weeks to start working but we have enough to last a long sentence, good work milo ! ``

The Witches all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellant enchantment up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. send Milo in cause it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the sofa with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really sorry to nose but I come with with child respectfulness and a way that we can aid each early. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our charm ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to help in the battle. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampires could n't get to him so they sent homo and they ambushed him, I could n't pull through him. Before though, he told me of legendary hag, when milo here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to afford him the same push, he 'd take in me cum so laborious and kept the body of a 30 year old from my climaxes. I humbly have a proposal of marriage for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a steady supplying of hot Thomas Young studs to come and screw you. In return I 'd like to hold open Milo to hound with me, he 's managed to belt down off all but 5 from a pretty smutty nest and now that the queen is gone they 'll get dangerous. When we 're done here I 'm needed in Grand Canyon State, I 've been tracking a fag there and with my walking stake here they wo n't fuck what hit them. ``

'' Your plan has but one flaw my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would lie with us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can fork over. As for the supply of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your profiles and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from lord Zortan 's report then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deliver that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an hour. '' Said Clara.

True to her Scripture, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're unsighted and do n't care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Sir Leslie Stephen, they 're a little shy and self conscious but they 're just interested in your dicks. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my Friend, they were in an accident and lost their sight but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some point in the auberge I can tell you they all have functioning cocks. '' Said Clara.

'' well, lets get you 3 well-fixed and out of them clothes. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't watch the Witches taking their men but when they brought them back to the lounge they looked like women in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the best sex I 've had in geezerhood m'lady, thank you so much. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' fountainhead, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your visibility. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. contribute them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have their flock again, do n't say them, let it be a surprisal for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a diminished sack to her.

'' Thank you so much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, Lashkar-e-Taiba go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the promised profiles with pictures, a fake bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting messages before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you sure milo is all you want in yield ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by lamia when I was 12, headmaster Zortan gave me a path and my liveliness exists to wipe them from this earth. Milo will be a in force weapon system than my crossbow and dagger and will be More than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a creation from you. '' She replied.

'' fountainhead you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to track them down, we had the finish one of the remaining vampires cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial part of the city.

'' This does n't feel right Milo, split up, maintain your wireless on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic takedown from the radio, a randomness they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the voices I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a rope. The lamia we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The great slayer, the queen slayer, caught by a lowly tiro. I 've only been a vampire for xx year but taking in your caput will make me a master and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for days of course. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the stake through his binding into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, all in man 's switch, he has the place rigged to mishandle ! ``

Clara winced in annoyance as she picked me up, I was n't very heavy so she was able to fox me through the window with relaxation. No sooner had I gone through, smashing the field glass as I flew through the air, when the edifice exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of Mrs. Henry Wood I floated just hunky-dory, I got home a few hours later, Chloe answered the door, the sounds of sex coming from the couch telling me they had been making great use of their app already.

'' fountainhead you do n't have any damage, sorry about Clara, she was wonderful. We 'll detect another use for you, go sit in the turning point for now, I have twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few Day later the women all sat eating breakfast at the mesa, all three were naked, enjoying their new vernal soundbox from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you feel that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

Right as Mara stood up a bright flash lit up the room and a defenseless Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her leg and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this mess Zoltar and you undecomposed not get cum on my tiles. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee tree from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade machine from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' Master Zortan had banished himself with a hepatic portal vein when they tried to get him the same way, with my muscularity he was able-bodied to come back. Milo ! You are prophylactic ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my Quaker, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a spell, these minx were hooligan business sector. This one is one of the best I 've trained though, skilful than Van Helsing in many way of life. '' Said Zortan.

'' Well, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will take my parting, may she take Milo ? I 'm going back into expatriation in Last Frontier, those stoner chicks up there love this old genius, get all the pussy I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our lives back. ``

Arizona took us a twelvemonth to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to bring together a team hunting a enceinte nest there. I might be made of wood but I think I love my killer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden pecker she feels that too. I just need to find the decently emery paper this time, she 's still mad about the last splinter I gave her ...