I 'm Gon na killing Her

by gonetopot

'' baton. Hey, billystick, you home ? ``

'' Do n't total in here Jack. Just rest outside, please. ``

Please ? truncheon never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on Billy 's porch, not certainly what to do. We could listen Billy muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't disregard a crash. Billy is our friend. So in the three of us went.

Oh asshole. Do n't express mirth, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for breathing spell, unable to stop shrieking with laughter.

truncheon lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry Billy, really sorry man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to untie Billy from the chair. That must have been the crash, the chair tipping over. But billy goat, our bud, oh man. billy goat just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' nightstick, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you plain their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if nightstick did n't believe us because it might be gruelling to take us sober when we could n't stop snickering while we said it.

Billy had no hair. I mean none, not a bit. We could see pilus all over the base but none of it was on Billy any more. And we had to kibosh looking at him because every prison term one of us did it ruined any try to use up it seriously, because he-goat 's balls were over-embellished, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't keep our eye off of. Billy 's cock looked like a barber celestial pole, red and white stripes from the base to the tip and the tip was bright red and his cock was all stiff because of some ring at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and billy club just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened very close.

'' I 'm gon na belt down those bitch. I 'm gon na ascertain her and her sister and cut them up in trivial pieces and defeat them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost like nightstick had taken our advice and left town after the divorce. For almost a yr now he-goat and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his motortruck, he put shitty fish in her car and house. She broke his windows, he poured XXX gallons of sewage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each former. Oh man, this was really bad. Billy could be seriously mean if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's drunk papa went after nightstick when they were in the 8th grade. He was a big man, and a mean drunk. He must receive outweighed Billy by fifty pounds. Billy took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his genu. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his tongue. Nadine 's dada left town when he got out of the hospital. Nobody ever messed with Billy again and Nadine was in passion.

billy goat is a good grease monkey, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high school nightstick married Nadine and went to bring. billy worked arduous to give Nadine anything she wanted and after their minuscule girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the job started. Billy was working so hard Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to Billy he told her he had to go for her and the baby. Nadine was too unseasoned to sympathize that Billy was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance hall with her baby. trouble was, Cheryl was a year older and single and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to drink and dance and chat up as long as she did n't screw some other man.

billy goat had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big cover tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the house his wife was n't place. The babysitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner party and went dancing. Billy drove to the dance hall. The timing was just plain untimely. Billy saw some guy dancing with his wife, his hands all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. Billy walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the guys temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a unmarried word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to stop but he got in his truck and drove off. He did n't come place for three days and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't get along place until almost ten every dark and went straight to bed. After a couplet of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

surmise it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. truncheon came home one Nox and Nadine and the sister were gone. billystick never said a thing, just got up and went to figure out, seven twenty-four hours a week.

A few months later Nadine filed for divorcement, claiming Billy entrust adultery. She had a paper signed by some woman saying she and Billy had been screwing for four month. Billy said aught and did cypher so when it went to the judge. He read all the composition, looked at Billy and asked `` Any of this damn true billy goat ? ''. Billy took care of the judges car and the judge liked him. nightstick just stared at the justice and he sighed, `` Did n't conceive so but since you have no proof and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

billy club ended up with null, except piece of work. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that billystick ruined their life together. She started it. Every time she did something to make water billy club tempestuous he just waited a while and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his best to stay out of their short war but Cheryl kept filing complaint and baton just said nothing.

But now billy club was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a little scared. We think Billy snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his star sign. I told Tom to bustle about on over to Cheryl 's and tell the girls they better run and hide for a while because they went too far and billy club was talking and the talk was very bad, for them.

But goose egg happened. billystick went back to work. he-goat 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to suffer he-goat he was going to burn their house down with them in it. Since truncheon 's uncle was meaner than Billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six days a hebdomad now. On Sun he would get in his truck and go away. We had no melodic theme where. The three of us tried following him a couple of times but you ca n't arrest nightstick 's motortruck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her baby Saturday night at the terpsichore Charles Francis Hall and on Billy Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would line up a new man and melt for days at a time. The sheriff did talk to Billy and his uncle and his dad but zero came of it. Two 24-hour interval later Nadine disappeared. Good matter the babe young lady was at grandma 's house. We all wondered if billystick had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to Billy 's dad and he just said to stop torment because billy goat was a good boy.

Sunday dawning came. Billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a picayune religion and be in church. Our church building is n't that big, might hold a hundred or so and it was just plain packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the figurehead pew, just sitting there all quiet. They looked amercement but when I tried to talk to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The preacher had the self-aggrandizing smile. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the city manager wife had counterpart in church. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the theme about baton and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even lie with Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a century Pearl Sydenstricker Buck to contract it. After she had her say she left but she did severalise Billy she was really sorry.

It was quiet after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl variety of groaned and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sort of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church service, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The sermonizer just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed existent loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to jibe up on them. First thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No wonder they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to take a expression. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a blanket leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their chick, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't move if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the straps and said it was a good job and it would postulate some instrument to get them loose. While he was talking both girls started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped really sudden and just sat there, sweat pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about honesty and trust and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folks ca n't count on out how to talk to each other they should discover someone who can aid. Then he told everyone to go on family and the sheriff could bump some tools and cut the girls loose.

Billy had been standing at the back of the church all this time, as usual saying naught. As ethnic music were filing out of the church building Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching baton 's look. Closest thing I 've seen to a grinning on nightstick. Then he turned and walked off, got in his truck and ride away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's house later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated truncheon and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at billy club 's grandmas house with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's business firm. I know, we 're prying but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grandmas. She tried to shoo us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't keep us away forever. Nadine said Billy had been using his Sundays to track down the fair sex who lied about him. When he found her he made her tell the judge the truth. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The judge told billy he could feature all three of the char in gaol if that 's what he wanted. Billy said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what baton said or they would go to jail.

That was all fine and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the scream and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six more shades of red and said Billy bought some kind of electronic bell and he put them in places in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those buzzers really made you jump and holler. Grandma finally told us to lay off laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't happen. Billy did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a charwoman who did n't trust him to keep his pecker in his pants.

Oh, doc told truncheon the india ink the girls used on him would outwear off in a year or two. Once the word got out about nightstick 's Samuel Barber celestial pole cock and bright purpleness balls a lot of girls in the county kept baton too busy to put to work more than five 24-hour interval a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so wild any more but Tom is real careful not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her little daughter is a real cutie. Billy comes over a lot to visit his grandma and play with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preachers daughter. She 's a adept woman and easy going. hold out dark she did say she found out where truncheon got those buzzers .... oh my .