Christmastide 2016



Ten twenty-four hours to go ‘ til Christmas, John gryphon just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous citizenry went by. felicitous and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these fool had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of citizenry go by ; what a cluster of fall guy !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"hello John, lot of people moving through the store I see. That merchandising fast one you came up with was sheer genius !"John smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the genus Bos, for now."You can expect a big bonus this year for this John the Evangelist ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Gracie Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Xmas political party this year ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a clip for the family of this potbelly to join together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandate. Besides you might meet a skillful girl there !"Mr. Gracie said as he elbowed John the Divine slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Allen walked off, a char ? Jesus of Nazareth that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood suction brute that loved to torment. Shaking his header he was better off alone, he was damn trusted a hell on earth of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot Thomas More money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young fair sex walked by smiling at John, only to ingest him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blonde said.

"Oh, that's John the Divine Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, cleaning woman in particular."Her Quaker another slender though brunet office proletarian said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to John their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to laze Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry grinning crossed his side, then again it was keeping people in the office staff away from him. The first dependable smile he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ darn I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the company, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, bunch hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing John shook his oral sex then looked at his watch, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the lift to the top of the construction John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get rummy and get sent home. As the elevator doors open John instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red lawsuit, bent over a waste paper hoop, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to birth a Kriss Kringle Claus ! Can the temp company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this late juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Santa for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the lift doors.

When John saw Mr. Woody Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a majuscule head for business sector. This is just an extension of the time of year's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the nonsuch of a benevolent man giving present tense to children."John's eyes started to radiate as he ran the scenario through his mind."These nestling in turn want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. affair is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"lav was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could remember that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful deal ever. An advertising linebacker blitzing that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a batch that will make you a fable in the field, a menage name to all, and one that you could indite your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg was saying.

The unit time John was starting to actually smile bigger and bigger. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an genuine genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"Good, though the only matter is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John's eye narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"expression lavatory I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my selection to observe you after the holidays. You can be an plus to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John sighed he did bask this job, he'd crushed various to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The nestling respond better with a female person. Just think of it as another byplay tactics. sort of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

privy stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a third metre he nodded and followed Mr. Gracie in the rear to put the suit on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the charwoman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing wearing apparel you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the former English of the way and started to strip down."What in the netherworld do you think you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John griffon aren't you ?"

"kickoff to answer your questions I was sent in here to commute into this,"here John held up the Santa Suit."Second, I am not a degenerate as I have no pursuit in you or your, HA ! comical petite consistency. third gear, yes I am so rush up they are supposed to be arriving at any second and I have to be there to present the season."toilet was trying to hurry so it was the Lapplander brunet who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as John removed his trouser. Staring she again tried to talk but the size of the club between John's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to sell the sex appeal. God knows you don't have much else that's for sure enough !"St. John the Apostle sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn freak of nature ! I have more appeal in my fiddling digit than you do in your whole trunk !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"junkie huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumour about shit I know nothing about !"lavatory snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Griffin ; a nasty separation two years ago, no children, no sociable life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a junky !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunet's font,"I could birth your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a bitch the solid time, then I could reach it bechance. empathize ? Be a gripe, I'll treat you like one. help me, and I'll help you. Now get the screw dressed before both of us are out on our buns ! Also keep your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the but ace to get laid, I want it to stick around that way."John growled to emphasise his point.

Gulping the charwoman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the elbow room. ‘ Who in the infernal region did he reckon he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Kriss Kringle way. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to feel out more about him. Greeting several children who had appeared she really hoped that John Griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the figure of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the courtship was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his stomach size, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to grab the doorway when Mr. Gracie Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is kids !"There was the bellowing of loads of fry as John the Divine Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best expression he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of children. Hmmm the brunette was better at this than he thought.

For the next hour John the Divine went through the motions asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right lavatory thought this is a fabulous thingummy to promote the season. Finally getting into it John the Divine was actually a niggling disappointed when it was over. Entering the way King John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minutes later John was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his huge extremity she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his point. Offering her a deal she slapped it away, quickly closing her ramification."No thank you I don't accept aid from perverts."She said as she got off the trading floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her pass through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do things like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face with him. Shaking her nous she continued,"I am a peeress just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

growling John reached out and ripped the drapery down."face you fucking bitch ! I don't give a horseshit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business ! So do me a favor, maintain tranquillity and I will also. You're poking your olfactory organ into whoreson you have no concern messing with. In a word ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to talk as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. chop-chop dressing she ran out to enamour the man and give her a piece of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh diddly she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling King John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our store Saint Nicholas. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not certain Mr. Ethan Allen I mean I still have the advert drive to finish."john said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"Nonsense, your helper can address the relaxation of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ tinker's damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the intact place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the store. Well ... I can guarantee that your fillip will increase in sizing. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make water for sure you both have separate changing rooms. I am meritless you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and womanhood. Walking around a corner, the man stopped next to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am surely they got a upright look at each other. They both were rather tranquility about it so there is a good opportunity it did."Tim Allen Stewart Konigsberg stated."So what's the succeeding step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The succeeding day Saint John showed up and headed to the changing elbow room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two elbow room. Walking in John sat and started to disinvest. Outside a foreign shortsighted man came by and put an out of rescript sign in on the other room. A arcminute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came facial expression to grimace with John, stark defenseless ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her astonishment St. John's already huge member got big !

smile John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be perverts to each other again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I conduct ?"

Jennifer was trying to line up her voice. She was trying to find her will index ! sin she was still trying to shoot down her eyes away from the incredible organ growing harder between his leg !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"sight !"Quickly she averted her middle and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."Bowing Saint John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take dejeuner together. I'll kickshaw since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my sources also. Look I know this is an unusual berth I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as light for you as I can alright ?"John the Divine said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me have it off I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the input were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't crush you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can contribution ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can hope me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a grinning that seemed to perch up the way. Gospel According to John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad impression that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth II. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood suction beast otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought women were warm, be intimate, and gentle.

Thinking back he should have seen the signs, as all she wanted was things Thomas More and more each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal contumely for two days ‘ til in public she made her geological fault with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a addict of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

whoremaster had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was rightful, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by can again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch fourth dimension when St. John the Apostle started to look out Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in nominal head of him seeking his approval at each matter she took. John's center were Brobdingnagian when she sat at the table with a piled up denture ! Though the most awesome affair was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The altogether metre she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. John just shook his head there was a lot more to this adult female than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both osseous tissue weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting slumber. Neither of them had done this much physical study in a yearn time.

"I can't commend the conclusion meter I was this hackneyed,"John the Divine told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to kip tangible damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near tranquillize, this fourth dimension Jennifer was ready first and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the front, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the presence and was about to quicken away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."John the Divine told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be fine, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few daylight they always ate together, whoremonger always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the same, os weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the terrace. Walking up he escape from her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the front buns. Looking in her purse he found her destination on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh whoremonger thinking. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her bedroom he was impressed the mansion was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any nutrient for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty hammer of food for the animals. Feeding them he did the few bag in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A moment later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first gear cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

looking for finisher he guessed one was a greyish Siamese, the early had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the people of colour that was hard to say with all the Theodore Harold White, Grey, black, gold, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a lilliputian of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The succeeding morning she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get household ? The last-place thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell on earth were her clothes ? Looking on the chairperson by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the L pound sign bag of cat food. When both her qat came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the workbench, when I tried to stir up you, you didn't move. I brought you plate and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your supporter had no nutrient so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am meritless I violated your combine and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at workplace. Later, John.

"wellspring Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a swell knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that John the Divine had bought her some nutrient. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her mantrap also ! Trying to fold her mouth all she could do was shake her head. Then her anger started to construct up. Try to buy her ? She didn't think so !

getting dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the Rubia tinctorum she got, she was going to induce it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little while. Walking to the stuffing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his face."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two More solar day that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a kick !"

lav sat with a thump crying started to fall from his heart as he could see Elizabeth I all over again. The nuisance was like a tongue being shoved into his heart and soul it was almost too practically to take. Dressing John steeled his heart up, never again would it befall to him NEVER ! Going through the motion he finished the day. Walking past the dressing elbow room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the bust started again. maledict it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the utmost time he ever trusted a female person !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing elbow room, she wanted to rationalise to John she hadn't meant to be as coarse as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John the Divine's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business subjugation to him wasn't she ?

"John Lackland ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the bout came harder as he shifted into low and peeled out. ineffective to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the rider side of the car swiped it and caved in toward lav."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found lavatory wedged in. tear were running freely, unashamedly down her face."whoremaster ! My god please John Lackland, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

John opened his center but couldn't see well, there was a cleaning woman in battlefront of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be capable to differentiate her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth I when she said all those filthy affair to me in the restaurant."rip started to diminish from his centre."I think I love her mom, she has the weakened cat-o'-nine-tails ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened all-embracing, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John gryphon ! You suffering ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better hold out or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedic were taking her away from the car.

John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as spunky as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes central, we have a manful accident victim, several lacerations to face, chest, and right on arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his immobilise extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty mo later they had him barren and on the way to the infirmary. Finally able to see John Lackland looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my aspect ? Yeah I'm passably certainly she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just go out me alone. Haven't you caused me decent painful sensation already ?"Saint John the Apostle said the disgust apparent in his voice.

grinning Chris touched John the Divine's pass,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's opinion. There was no opinion of disgust, zilch that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched trick's nous. St. John heard Jennifer ["John Griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better resilient or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, shit it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to rationalize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might suffer misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"St. John asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those shaver believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to St. John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."trick nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John was in surgery for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nanny came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitor ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, menage only."The vernal nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me know when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living relation. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the first prison term I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A galvanize Jennifer walked down the antechamber to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white pelage of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm dismal medico I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy life sentence. Now no more of this young man, I know that both of you love the early fiercely. Don't make me come up back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sled toll. Turning to each former they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"whoremaster said.

"I love you whoremonger Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Noel my love ! ”