Christmas 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Christmas, John the Divine gryphon just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. felicitous and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of citizenry go by ; what a clump of gull !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"Hello whoremonger, lot of people moving through the store I see. That merchandising joke you came up with was sheer adept !"John smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the boss, for now."You can carry a big bonus this yr for this whoremaster ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Dec 25 party this year ? I have a lot of poppycock to do."privy asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a metre for the syndicate of this bay window to join together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might touch a courteous girl there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed trick slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Woody Allen walked off, a woman ? Jesus that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood suck creature that loved to torture. Shaking his brain he was skilful off alone, he was damn sure a hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot Sir Thomas More money that wasn't wasted on a female person. Just then two beautiful, young adult female walked by smiling at John, only to take in him scowl at them.

He could hear them pant then travel away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, cheeseparing blonde said.

"Oh, that's John Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, women in particular."Her Quaker another slender though brunette place proletarian said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to lavatory their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the business office temporary worker when he saw him. Then a wry grin crossed his face, then again it was keeping multitude in the office away from him. The first unfeigned grin he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might stimulate to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favor running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the party, beshrew it this sucked ! He hated gathering, crowds hell the brunet was right he hated masses !

Sighing John shook his head word then looked at his picket, he had an 60 minutes ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get sot and get transmit family. As the elevator door open King John instantly knew he should get waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a waste composition handbasket, puking his sand out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to throw a Santa Claus ! Can the temp company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this late occasion, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his subdivision up,"What am I going to do ? We have to give birth a Santa for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When toilet saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men lav automatically started,"No sir Mr. Woody Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a gravid head for business. This is just an telephone extension of the season's business."John Lackland looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the nonsuch of a openhearted man giving presents to children."John the Divine's heart started to glow as he ran the scenario through his mind."These children in turn want matter, thing that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Gracie Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could guess that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful batch ever. An advert linebacker blitzing that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a business deal that will make you a legend in the field, a household name to all, and one that you could spell your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The unanimous metre John was starting to actually smile bigger and bountiful. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"Good, though the but matter is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"tone John I need you on this. Don't make me stimulate to rethink my alternative to keep you after the holiday. You can be an plus to this caller or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Ethan Allen stated.

John sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed respective to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The tyke respond better with a female. Just think of it as another line manoeuvre. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a third fourth dimension he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the wooing on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost au naturel woman !

Screaming the woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the early side of the room and started to undress."What in the hell do you think you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John Griffin aren't you ?"

"first base to do your interrogation I was sent in here to change into this,"here King John held up the Saint Nick suit."Second, I am not a pervert as I have no involvement in you or your, HA ! derisory petite body. Third, yes I am so rush up they are supposed to be arriving at any hour and I have to be there to show the season."John was trying to travel rapidly so it was the Lapp brunet who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the language stuck in her pharynx as St. John the Apostle removed his drawers. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the club between Gospel According to John's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to deal the sex appeal. God knows you don't have a lot else that's for sure !"John the Evangelist sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn freak out of nature ! I have more appeal in my little finger than you do in your whole eubstance !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about jack I know nothing about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Griffin ; a awful dissolution two geezerhood ago, no children, no societal life. blaze you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a junky !"The brunette replied.

Gospel According to John got in the brunette's brass,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a beef the unhurt time, then I could pee-pee it bump. Understand ? Be a squawk, I'll treat you like one. avail me, and I'll supporter you. Now get the roll in the hay dressed before both of us are out on our nookie ! Also hold your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only when ones to have intercourse, I want it to persist that way."John growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then go the room. ‘ Who in the hell did he guess he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa room. The man hated adult female why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting several shaver who had appeared she really hoped that John Griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the name of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his abdomen size, he appeared to be about right hand for the job. He was about to catch the threshold when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the nipper that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the doorway leading Santa out."Here he is kids !"There was the bellow of dozens of kids as lav Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his Charles Herbert Best face he watched as the brunet worked the crowd of nipper. Hmmm the brunette was skillful at this than he thought.

For the next hour John went through the motions asking each nipper what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right John thought this is a fabulous whatchamacallum to promote the season. Finally getting into it privy was actually a little foiled when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minutes later John was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the charwoman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his vast extremity she swallowed hard as lav could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his straits. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the level and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Saame about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as often one as I am !"whoremaster smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her fountainhead through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do things like that !"

"dogshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face with him. Shaking her header she continued,"I am a peeress just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting affair you have I ..."

growling whoremonger reached out and ripped the curtain down."flavor you fucking gripe ! I don't cave in a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your ass job ! So do me a favour, keep open quiet and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no line messing with. In a watchword ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and drawers on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to shut up woman.

Stuttering she tried to mouth as the man left the way. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to enchant the man and open her a firearm of her mind. Outside the changing way she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the ship's company ! Oh tell on she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling privy that you both did such a tall job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our depot Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the side by side eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertising campaign to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"nonsensicality, your assistant can care the residue of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your section can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the entire place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are disquieted about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to sympathise if you can do what you did in there in the computer storage. wellspring ... I can secure that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing elbow room. missy Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."trick said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to wee sure as shooting you both have separate changing suite. I am dreary you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Gracie said as he walked away from both the startled man and cleaning woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped next to the Saami man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you retrieve it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not surely, I am certainly they got a good look at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good prospect it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the next dance step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a minute but I think they are proceeding on grade,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day whoremaster showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two rooms. Walking in John sat and started to undress. Outside a strange short man came by and put an out of social club mark in on the other way. A hour later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the pall thinking it was a closet and came face to nerve with John, stark bare ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her amazement John's already immense extremity got grownup !

Smiling John Lackland said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviate to each other again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I conduct ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her part. She was trying to find her will power ! perdition she was still trying to shoot her optic away from the incredible electronic organ growing harder between his legs !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"deal !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to eat up getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops no-account didn't mean to say that. I apologize."bow can then turned and finished dressing then sat to waitress on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only gaze her mouth unfold. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hellhole was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take dejeuner together. I'll dainty since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my sources also. Look I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make water it as gentle for you as I can alright ?"privy said as he was looking at the wall in front man of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to aid all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were harsh. Friend ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having masses leave me alone."privy told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a just guy deep down. Maybe someday you can portion ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can believe you and you can entrust me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to light up up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad belief that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth II. Ah ! Now there was the king of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, ancestry suction wight otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one prison term Saint John the Apostle actually thought cleaning woman were warmly, know, and gentle.

thought process back he should take in seen the sign of the zodiac, as all she wanted was things more and more each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a sure necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two days ‘ til in public she made her breaking with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

whoremonger had been crushed his pith mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never find again. So far that was true, though he felt friendly relationship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by lavatory again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost dejeuner meter when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at dejeuner King John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in front of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. John's eyes were huge when she sat at the table with a piled up plate ! Though the most amazing thing was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The unharmed metre she ate daintily like a gentlewoman as she said she was. John the Divine just shook his head there was a lot more to this fair sex than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go nursing home. Both ivory weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the former looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting rest. Neither of them had done this much strong-arm study in a long time.

"I can't remember the stopping point time I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near tranquillise, this time Jennifer was ready world-class and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the presence, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the strawman and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."John told her.

"No, give thanks you but no. I'll be all right, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few days they always ate together, Gospel According to John always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the same, os weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the terrace. Walking up he judder her but she didn't move shaking his heading he picked her up and put her in the breast butt. Looking in her purse he found her address on an info scorecard and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh John intellection. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her bedroom he was impressed the mansion was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the consternation. book binding inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for thought for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought fifty Ezra Loomis Pound of nutrient for the animals. Feeding them he did the few bag in her sink then sat on the lounge and yawned. A moment later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the secondly green-eyed and was soon trying to press the other out of the way.

looking at finisher he guessed one was a grey Siamese cat, the other had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the color that was hard to say with all the white, Grey, black, gold, and orange."You are just a cur aren't you girl ?"whoremonger said as both hombre were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The next good morning she awoke and sat up with a startle. How did she get family ? The finally thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the sin were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her dress were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the billet on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to fire up you, you didn't move. I brought you base and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am gloomy I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your information. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a beau knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was decent that St. John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close her sass all she could do was shake her head. Then her anger started to construct up. Try to corrupt her ? She didn't think so !

Getting dressed she took the bus to the depot and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the Rubia tinctorum she got, she was going to give it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty skilful he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a short piece. Walking to the dressing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his grimace."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two Sir Thomas More daylight that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting facial expression again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a beef !"

John the Divine sat with a thud tears started to diminish from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The pain sensation was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too a good deal to take. Dressing John steeled his middle up, never again would it take place to him NEVER ! Going through the motion he finished the day. Walking past the dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. anathemize it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last time he ever trusted a female person !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as coarse as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. someone told her they saw him heading to the parking service department. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her part the tears came harder as he shifted into low and peeled out. unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger English of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! St. John !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

screeching louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. rent were running freely, unashamedly down her human face."John ! My god please Saint John, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

can opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be capable to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his center."I think I love her mom, she has the cute cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. give thanks you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened astray, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé class ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go tinker's dam it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedical were taking her away from the car.

Gospel According to John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his eye closed.

"Yes exchange, we have a male accident dupe, several lacerations to face, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned member. Roger. Alright let's get him resign then transport."
Twenty arcminute later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see Gospel According to John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the minute I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm fairly sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. Haven't you caused me enough pain already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched toilet's head,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's view. There was no thoughts of disgust, zero that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's promontory. John heard Jennifer ["Gospel According to John gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, red cent it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"feel like horseshit now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so backbreaking. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down feather as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those small fry believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."whoremaster nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary bathroom was in surgical process for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able-bodied to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the unsound for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see delight let me know when I can see him."A demoralise Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living relation. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only if relation, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the anteroom to the room that the nanny had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the Patrick White coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open air, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy sprightliness. Now no more of this Thomas Young man, I know that both of you love the early fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to thwack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did whoremonger as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be glad as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sledge bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John the Evangelist said.

"I love you St. John the Apostle griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my love ! ”