I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' Billy. Hey, nightstick, you home ? ``

'' Do n't do in here Jack. Just abide outside, please. ``

Please ? Billy never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on Billy 's porch, not sure what to do. We could hear billy muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't brush off a crash. Billy is our supporter. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for breath, unable to quit shrieking with laughter.

Billy lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry truncheon, really sad man, it just caught us off guard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to unbrace billystick from the president. That must give birth been the clash, the chair tipping over. But billy, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' Billy, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evilness. ``

And we all really meant it, even if billy goat did n't trust us because it might be intemperate to read us dangerous when we could n't block off snickering while we said it.

Billy had no whisker. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair's-breadth all over the floor but none of it was on Billy any more. And we had to finish looking at him because every time one of us did it ruined any endeavor to take on it seriously, because billystick 's orchis were purple, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't keep back our eye off of. billy 's cock looked like a Barber pole, red and whitened stripes from the nucleotide to the tip and the tip was shining red and his putz was all stiff because of some ringing at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't express mirth any more and Billy just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na drink down those bitch. I 'm gon na see her and her babe and cut them up in little pieces and kill them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her baby Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost like truncheon had taken our advice and left township after the divorce. For almost a yr now Billy and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put rotten Pisces the Fishes in her car and house. She broke his windows, he poured 30 gallon of sewage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. he-goat could be seriously miserly if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's rummy papa went after truncheon when they were in the eighth class. He was a big man, and a mean drunk. He must have outweighed he-goat by fifty pounds. billy club took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his tongue. Nadine 's dad left Town when he got out of the hospital. nobody ever messed with Billy again and Nadine was in love.

Billy is a good machinist, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high up school Billy married Nadine and went to work. Billy worked hard to give Nadine anything she wanted and after their lilliputian girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. Billy was working so intemperately Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to billystick he told her he had to work for her and the baby. Nadine was too Loretta Young to see that Billy was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dancing lobby with her sister. problem was, Cheryl was a year older and single and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to drink in and dance and flirt as long as she did n't bonk some other man.

billy had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big covert tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the house his wife was n't home. The babysitter told billystick that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. Billy drove to the dance mansion house. The timing was just plain wrong. Billy saw some guy dancing with his married woman, his script all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. billy goat walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the poke fun temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a 1 word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to check but he got in his hand truck and labor off. He did n't come habitation for three days and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for piece of work. He did n't come home until almost ten every night and went straight to bed. After a twosome of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

Guess it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. nightstick came home one night and Nadine and the baby were gone. billy club never said a thing, just got up and went to work, seven day a week.

A few month later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming Billy attached adultery. She had a paper signed by some fair sex saying she and he-goat had been screwing for four months. billy goat said nothing and did nothing so when it went to the judge. He read all the theme, looked at billy goat and asked `` Any of this shit true billy ? ''. Billy took attention of the justice cars and the judge liked him. Billy just stared at the judge and he sighed, `` Did n't think so but since you have no proof and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

truncheon ended up with nothing, except piece of work. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that billy ruined their life story together. She started it. Every time she did something to make truncheon tempestuous he just waited a spell and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his considerably to last out out of their small war but Cheryl kept filing charge and Billy just said nothing.

But now baton was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a little mark. We think billystick snapped inside his nous. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his house. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and tell the daughter they better run and hide for a patch because they went too far and Billy was talking and the talk was very bad, for them.

But cypher happened. Billy went back to work. baton 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to suffer Billy he was going to glow their house down with them in it. Since Billy 's uncle was mingy than Billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six days a hebdomad now. On Sunday he would get in his truck and go away. We had no thought where. The three of us tried following him a couplet of times but you ca n't catch Billy 's truck on the afford road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her sister Saturday night at the dance hall and on Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a while Cheryl would find a new man and vanish for days at a meter. The sheriff did blab to Billy and his uncle and his dad but nothing came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. Good thing the babe lady friend was at grandmother 's house. We all wondered if billy club had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to billy 's dad and he just said to block up worrying because Billy was a good boy.

Sunday morning came. Billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a little religious belief and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might adjudge a hundred or so and it was just plain packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front pew, just sitting there all hush. They looked ticket but when I tried to speak to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The preacher had the biggest grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the mayors married woman had twins in church. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the report about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even know Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred bucks to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did severalise billy she was really sorry.

It was still after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl sort of groan and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sort of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church service, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher man just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to fit up on them. start matter he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No marvel they ca n't displace'. The sheriff went up to admit a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide leather shoulder strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their dame, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't move if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the strap and said it was a good job and it would take some instrument to get them loose. While he was talking both fille started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped real sudden and just sat there, sweat pouring off their faces but they did n't say a Logos. The sermonizer told everyone to sit where they could and exult that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about silver dollar and corporate trust and caring about each other. He said sometimes when phratry ca n't figure out how to talk to each other they should notice someone who can help oneself. Then he told everyone to go on place and the sheriff could encounter some dick and cut the girls loose.

Billy had been standing at the backbone of the church all this time, as usual saying zippo. As ethnic music were filing out of the Christian church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching billy 's fount. near thing I 've seen to a grin on Billy. Then he turned and walked off, got in his truck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's house later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated billy club and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at Billy 's grandmas house with the child and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's theatre. I know, we 're nosy but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grandmas. She tried to shoo off us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't keep us away forever. Nadine said Billy had been using his Sun to track down the charwoman who lied about him. When he found her he made her recite the judge the the true. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The judge told Billy he could receive all three of the women in jail if that 's what he wanted. billy goat said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what Billy said or they would go to jail.

That was all fine and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six More shades of red and said Billy bought some sort of electronic buzzers and he put them in situation in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those buzzers really made you jumping and bellow. Grandma finally told us to cease laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't bechance. Billy did recount me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't confide him to keep his peckerwood in his pants.

Oh, doc told billy the Bharat ink the miss used on him would wear off in a year or two. Once the word got out about billy club 's Samuel Barber pole putz and bright purple balls a lot of young woman in the county kept Billy too in use to sour Sir Thomas More than five Day a week.

Cheryl got get married and I guess she is n't so unfounded any more but Tom is veridical thrifty not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her little miss is a real cutie. Billy comes over a lot to see his nanna and frolic with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preachers girl. She 's a beneficial cleaning woman and easy going. Last night she did say she found out where billy got those buzzers .... oh my .