‘ Aliens must exist, due to the enormity of the universe.'
Dick British pound sterling was always sure enough that one was a phallusy. Until one strange Nox, when he gladly awoke to observe a green glowing alien genus Phallus inside his ass.
It was safe to say he found himself on the receiving end of a peter pound that night. The next morning he arrived at oeuvre. He was a managing director, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the cock hammering. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching round the office like an tumid cock. In fact, one day some of the boys had seen fit to enfold him up in a man sized condom - that way, he knew he was a cock. That day, due to the dick throbbing he'd received the night before, he walked as if he had a carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That night, he received yet another green glowing hammer pounding. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on dry land was going on ?

At the end of each day, Dick knew he'd be getting a Egyptian pound. That was one thing he could count on. And the radiance phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the cam stroke of midnight, Dick woke to the now fellow common glow which filled his room. Lebanese pound. POUND. Syrian pound. It had began again. Dick grinned. thing were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden exhilaration, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself facial expression to face with a sexy looking stranger man. The extraterrestrial being, surprised at tool 's sudden movement, winked. The first thing he noticed was the greens man 's musculus pectoralis. The extraterrestrial was ripped, like a aliveness sculpture. Compared to the outlander, Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick arms, like a weak short girl. Dick smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and move a piffling bit to the left. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The stranger man adjusted his position. POUND. Egyptian pound. Sudanese pound. The pounding was certainly otherworldly. hawkshaw frowned and began to originate curious. As the glowing member pounded away, Dick 's idea began to fill with questions, much like his anus was slowly filling with ( outlander ) semen.

After a scant spell, Dick Lebanese pound's mentation drifted. He thought he'd seen the alien somewhere before. But where ? He racked his mastermind, trying to recall where he could've seen an alien. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The unknown looked like notoriously horrendous rapper Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"pecker Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and tell me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the alien responded in caps,"REAL PLAYAS UP IN Here NOW. REPRASENT."
The alien's response of some Too $ hort lyrics confirmed Dick Ezra Loomis Pound's distrust - the alien was Too $ hort, and spoke only in caps, much like the lyric to the song"Yo Neck, Yo backrest"must have been written. The beat stuck in his headspring - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a shit beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT SHIT ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL down YO BACK UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A REAL PLAYA NOW GURL. real. I DON'T GO FIRST."
Dick soon realised the noncitizen spoke not only completely in crown, but largely only in Too $ hort lyric poem. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an alien. Only mortal who had observed solid ground acculturation from the remote, but never lived it, could have composed Sung dynasty and rhymes so terrible and yet still thought they had any deservingness whatsoever. The outlander was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his shaft was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought gumshoe, as log of dirt were removed from his anus during the continued pounding. POUND. Egyptian pound ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. gumshoe was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the next dawning fresh as the first steaming turd on a cold day. He bounded around the office, spilling coffee bean from his mug, but not giving one fuck who he spilled it on. One particularly heated moment he managed to drench an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to `` FUCK OFF. '' clenched fist were raised, but at this accurate consequence, who would get in a hulk penis shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. SHORT DAWG HAS ENTERED THE construction. '' The outside spyglass shattered, giving way to the giant glowing guile, and Too $ hort entered the office, pulled down his bloomers, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot load of semen ! This was turning into a fine day indeed, thought Dick !

Too $ hort bundled Dick up in his strong arms and took him aboard his cock shaped blank space ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) insertion. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the piece. Suddenly they were in infinite, in earthly concern sphere. Too $ hort penetrated Dick 's ass again, and again and again and again. Sudanese pound. Went Too $ hort 's putz. POUNDPOUND. 2 pound sign in promptly chronological succession. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A fusillade - things were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? hammering. occur the answer. No. lb. And silence. Nought but a single, nongregarious pound to finish the job. Shortly thereafter, hawkshaw Pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to solid ground. You might retrieve Dick would die in the vaccuum of space, but he did n't. dick Pound did n't take any shit. prick Pound was badass. peter Pound 's dick was all-american. Too $ hort 's cock shaped space ship came zooming after him, make to diffuse peter 's ass. But hawkshaw 's cum blasted like a jet, allowing him to maneuver away from the virulent distance cock.

cock began to fly into deep space on the jet of his semen. Space is infinite, he mused, yet his seminal fluid was beginning to fulfill almost every go. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a black mess, which sucked his big dick for him. `` substantially blowjob ever, '' dick thought. He would recommend it to anyone. As shaft passed the Edwin Hubble abstruse field, he wondered how big Hubble 's cock was when he was alive. Dick passed the voyager and knew was out far into blank space now. As dick grew athirst and hungry, he was forced to consume his own semen. He ended up laxation and vomiting his own come and eating afterwards, an eternal aphrodisiac cycle. He soon found this disgusting and died .