Chapter one Gribble

It was a brilliant sunny Friday afternoon in mid June when Bobby, and his best Quaker Joseph turned their bike into the driveway of the mound menage.

Both the boys as Joseph said

`` guess ill see you later dude ``

and hinge on back to the Gribbles house as he pulled his bicycle into the thrust way he saw John Redcorn exiting through his parents bed room.

For yr 's know he had known that his very seductively beautiful mother Nancy had been cheating on his so called Father Dale. He parked his bike in the opened garage as he headed towards the kitchen as he opened the refrigerator door and grabbed a gator aid.

His mother walked in wearing a blue drawers suit of clothes that she usually wore when she was going to be doing a field report for line 86 news a job which although she did enjoy she secretly wished for a larger theatrical role in news casting world but sadly after the ordeal in Houston where she had gotten drunk during a parade and been fired their after she would be stuck hosting a flush it news show program for the rest of her animation. It was this fact of her life combined with her piffling interest in her married man Dale that had driven her dorsum into the arms of her long clip off and on again buff whoremonger Redcorn.

As she fixed her earring she told her son that she was going to be covering a special report at the Arlen university tonight and that him and Dale should just order a pizza for dinner party. She said good bye and jumped in the back of lavatory Redcorns jeep and speed off towards the freeway before Joseph had even been capable to say right bye.

Joseph looked out the door at the smoke from the burnout and said auf wiedersehen. He stood their looking at the place where his female parent had yet again decided to run off with her devotee to her job yet again leaving him home alone, it was okay though because it would n't be to long before his beloved father Dale arrived base. Even though he had his ideas that John Redcorn might have had something to do with his design he would never be capable to see him as anything more then the man who threatened his parents marriage and refused to exit them alone.

Chief Joseph walked towards his bedroom to wager some video biz when he noticed that his parents bedroom doorway was slightly ajar he approached it very slowly some how afraid of finding the aftermath of his mother adultery. As he swung the door open his middle beheld a sight that was sadly a to associate to the boy, in the hurried that his mother and her lover had been in the had barley thrown the room back together. Joseph looked at it with an grammatical construction that showed both the atrocious sorrow that he felt for himself and his Church Father, and a since of mundane boredom that yet again he would be cleaning up after his mothers extramarital activities.

Joseph reached behind his parents dresser where he had stashed a roll of trash bags he had hidden. He began cleaning the elbow room throwing away the used safe, strong drink bottles, and off brand imitation Mexican coffin nail packages that only the cheapskate John Redcorn smoked. He began making the bed as he looked into the Bath room and noticed that his mother had left her complete outfit just lying on the floor. He muttered to himself

'' she ca n't even try to make clean up ''

as he picked up the blue denim and pink shirt he then grabbed her bra and scanty as he threw the dress into the trammel his female parent scanty had failed to make it into the basket he walked over and grabbed them and as he picked them up he noticed that they were obviously still wet with his mothers sex juice

The new 14 yr old held them mortified that he was feeling the result of the his female parent infidelity.

The young heart began to satiate with tears as he threw the disgusting worn and used underclothes into the hamper and ran off to his bedroom and began openly crying and screaming

`` why does she hate me so practically why is n't my daddy anof for her ``

he laid their shriek and crying for about fifteen minutes before he knocked the removed controls off of his bed and the tv turned on.

As he sobbed he began to mark the television it was on TBS and they were airing a rerun of'young lady. doubt fire'and that 's when it hit him if his mother would n't be the women in his fathers sprightliness then he would be the fair sex in his Fatherhood life.

Chapter 2 the Benny Hill

Bobby threw his bike onto the lawn disregarding his fathers request for the thousandth sentence.

As he entered the living room he said hello to lucky and Luanne, and his mother as be headed towards his bedchamber.

`` we 'll hey their Bobby I got you a present ``

lucky said as the boy turned towards his room Bobby stopped and looked at his uncle lucky with a smile

`` what is it favourable another coffee can lid firssby ? ``

golden just smiled

'' why no silly I got you the new spider man moving-picture show I heard that you did n't get to see it in theaters so I though you might like to find out it now ``.

Bobby held the movie in his hands starring at its pg-13 rated glory.

`` golden thanks mom can I prevent it ``

he asked in a obviously nervous and worried tone.

`` we 'll as long as your father Does n't find out I do n't see why not ``

Peggy responded and before she could her a thank you the boy had locked himself into his elbow room and mogul on his tv and ps2.

Bobby sat watching the movie for hours before his founder called him out into the livening

'' Bobby you 've been in that god danged room all day why do n't you go outdoor and shed your football ``

Hank said as he wiped the grease off of his hands with a terry cloth.
'' ok dad ``
bobby scuffed off towards the kitchen.

Hank looked at his hands he had just gotten off of his job at stricklen propane Jojake the head word automobile mechanic had failed to demo up to turn to day a habit Jojake had recently acquired. This left hank to work on the trucks himself. Hank did n't mind this just another job to be done for his beloved strcklen propane. Hank had spent the last 10 hours at stricklen watching clam take `` client after barley legal client `` into his part hank did n't recall anything of it he would always see sawbuck as his beloved mentor and father frame even though Pearl Buck had since become a sottish philanderer hell bent on extorting Hanks inscription leaving him free to spread his crabmeat all over Arlen. Hank was his hard working patsy and was felicitous as long as he got to see stricklen succeed.

Hank walked to the friend to come across up with his life long friends greenback, and Boomhour. Bill was at one time a fantastic young man with dreams of escaping his abusive father and becoming a war sub in Viet Nam sadly just as he joined the army they stopped sending in troops this meant that the army had a surplus of cadets and since bill had dropped out of high schooling weeks from graduation exercise he was n't capable to characterize for their policeman training broadcast instead Uncle Sam decided that he would cut the whisker of many a solider any of which were just as dependant to do his job. But Bill was happy in the mendicancy as far as he was concerned he had a marvellous Job and his long time missy friend Lanoor whole he had decided was going to be his wife. Just over seventeen years later vizor had begin to realize just how sad and depressing his life rely was despite never taking a regorge day or a personal day he had only made it to John Singer Sargent barber a largely ceremonial spatial relation as he was still cutting hair in the same chair he had been cutting hair in for the last decennium and a one-half. His ex had taken half of his thing in the divorce that had left him a clingy depressed man who formed extreme emotional attachment at the drop of a pin.

Boomhouer was the fill out opposite of note after high shoal Boomhouer had decided to attend college and got his degree in criminology he got a job on the Texas province troopers force, as a homicide investigator this left him working large stint of time working undercover and air issuing stuff that he could never severalise his protagonist despite us multable try to brig it up sadly they only seemed worry in the workings of Thomas J. Hanks life. This combined with the crippling slump he had from the silver-tip fatigue of constantly being exposed to the gruesome aspect he saw on a daily bases. He had recently taken up using watch glass meth as a way to dull the botheration.

The three men stood in the friend together as Hank spoke

`` Dale called he 's going to be a little late he had to elucidate out the dead pup from the mega-lo kennels ``

the early two men just said yeap, and mmmhhhmmm respectively. The three of them stood their imbibition Alamo and watching the beauty of suburb.

Back in the Hill household bobby was concerned about his father request to go alfresco.

'' mom dad wants me to practice growing the football game what should I do ``

'' we 'll honey why do n't you go cover out in mine and your Father-God bed way and work on your prop comedy for a little while ``

`` that 's a large idea mom thanks ``

bobby said as he ram towards their elbow room seeing Hank, Boomhouer, and Bill standing in the cause way as Dale walked into his house.Bobby entered the bed room and began working over his ruten. Over the years bobby had tried to solve his comedy ruten from a clean perspective but in the last few calendar month the other early days in his class had grown bored of his acts of green bean plant in the nose and whoppy cushions on death chair and seemed more interest in what was inside each others pants.

Bobby had stayed up late the final few workweek watched fox and HBO to gain inspiration. He had worked out several new turn he planed on displaying at the up and coming school talent show. But before that he needed a close act Bobby laid on his parents bed thinking about Spider-Man and how he could be part of his new act.

Bobby then noticed something sticking out from underneath his parents bed he reached down and pulled a pair of red cotton step-in out.

'' ah a superhero mask ''

Bobby exclaimed as he quit threw the garment onto his aspect and head teacher placing it so that his center were facing out of the leg holes and the crotch was right on his nose and oral cavity. Bobby noticed a little smell from them but it seemed distant like it had been dissipating for several weeks. Bobby quickly wrote down a seemingly hilarious jape.

At that minute Hank opened the door and saw his son standing on his bed wearing his female parent scanty on his face `` gwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh `` hank screamed as he passed out. Bobby ran to his father and screamed for his female parent as Peggy came into the room she stopped and just stared at Bobby and knew that as soon as his founder awakened their would be zippo she could do to help Bobby his destiny was sealed .