My figure is Shelly ! I am executive director secretary at Aaron Montgomery Ward international Co. my living is great but it was not always this cracking ! Five days ago I was really down and out, with no money, ready to get kicked out of my apartment. I was working at hospital ward at the prison term but was just a under paid secretary, I did not make enough money to pay my rent. My hot in boyfriend paid the rest of the split so I could get by each month. One day I came home all his things were gone, there was a note saying have a dainty life I am going off with your best acquaintance. That was n't bad enough but the love child cleaned out our articulate bank building account so I had no money left.
I needed a part time job to bring More money in or locomote to some run down flat that I could open. I looked in all the composition, on the internet, I asked people if there were any Book of Job I could do but nix. In the paper from the Ithiel Town next to the Town I live in there was an ad for a cabaret professional dancer, I knew that was a sprigger, I said I would never do anything like that but I was broke and almost homeless person. Plus it was in the town down the road, no one would line up out.
Let me identify myself for you. At the time I was 23, blonde, 5'6"36-23-38. I always had a big ass but all the guy wire liked it so I was not going to try to down size it.
I went in got the job and started work ! On the outset nighttime I got the notch name Bambi because one of the regular said I looked like a deer caught in the head lights the number 1 sentence I came out to trip the light fantastic toe. It was really a courteous club, courteous hoi polloi and a nice owner. I was now making good money at the club, I kept my other job and it was going great too.
One dark around Christmas I am on stagecoach doing my last-place dancing of my set and all the lights went off then came back on, went off again, came back on. There was a lot of racket outside ! This guy came into the night club dressed up as Santa Claus. He walked around the cabaret giving out giving from the big bag he was carrying. Then he came up to me when I was coming off the leg and asked if he could get a lap dance. I said
"for certain thing Saint Nick"
I took Santa into one of the individual rooms in the back, sat him down and gave him one hell of a lap dance. He pulled out all form of cash, tipped me very well then said.
"can I have another"
I said
"sure you can give anything you want"
I gave him another lap saltation, he was getting very big in his pant ! I move my paw up to his head to see if the long White tomentum and beard were fake but they were not ! It was all his own hairsbreadth ! I did something I had never done before ! I reached down and opened his fly, out came the bad turncock I ever saw ! I reached down, rubbed it up and down, it got swelled ! Again I did something I had never done before ! I move my g string a slope, downhearted myself down on to his pecker and rode him like looney. ( I did n't have to vex since I was on the pill ) Up down up down then he came just as I was have an orgasm. I did not know what happened to me !
I sat on his lap for awhile, he reached into his bag and brought out these 2 tiny campana and clipped them on the nipple rings that I already had from my last swain. Saint Nicholas then said
"if you keep the Alexander Graham Bell on they will bring you chance and wealth"
I kept the bells on all night, the next day when I was getting gear up for employment I looked at them and was going to take them off but I found that I could reverse them and they would go over my pap so I could get my bra on. I put my bra on, it was a picayune tight but I looked really great. I went to go, everyone was looking at me asking me what I had changed but of trend I could not tell them. Later on in the day the possessor of the fellowship came down to my government agency, asked if he could see me in his private office.
In his agency he said.
"you are one of the most out standing people we have working here at Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth ! I need a new secretaire since mine is retiring and did I want the job"
I jumped up and said
"of course I do"
he said.
"I want you to own that new job, when anyone want to know what is going on they ask the chief secretary ! Be the outdo you can be ''
I went house that night took my bra off, the campana rang, rang and rang every time I moved.
I love my new bells !
I took over the new job, stopped working at the club, my liveliness was great and I still have my bells. A month later I was getting sick in the morning, I knew it was imposable, I only had sex with Santa and I am on the pill. I stopped by the drug store, got a test, went home and trusted enough I was pregnant. This can not be, I went and looked at my birth control pill, I was right on the rightfulness pill !
I went in and told my boss, he was great ! I could take the baby, go on my job, there would be recognize job ! I went back to my office, sat down, turned my chair to calculate out the windowpane. I looked across the street into the park, Sitting on a Bench was my Santa ! Dressed in a red timber jack shirt and pants. He saw me, gave me a quarter round up sign I gave one back then ran out of my business office down the elevator and out to the park. He was gone.
9 months later I had a baby boy with blond haircloth and you will never pretend what in named him ?

SANTA ! ! ! ! !

LOVE YOU St. Nick AND MERRY CHRISTMAS !