I sat alone in the street corner, now that the vampires are all dead they do n't need me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should infix myself before I tell my fib I suppose, I 'm Milo, a walk, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be tangible but tell that to the 3 beldam that created me. My enchantress were 800 age old, they 'd use the intimate get-up-and-go from offspring men to keep themselves Pres Young, the more they fucked, the yearner they 'd stick around looking young and pretty. They never harmed the men of course but when the vampires came to townspeople the appeal of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the Fang from my cervix with her pliers.

'' I did Mistress, he got so mad when he tried to witch me he bit me really hard. '' I replied with a smile.

'' Well I 'm lofty of you my pet, did you proceed a vial to fix these holes ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the small vial of dead vampire blood I 'd use to compensate the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex chick. They gave me a decent big cock and coated me in a special varnish, glass middle that looked pretty real, wired limbs so I could be posed and was as real looking as a wood carving could reckon. When a young vampire came to see, looking to feed off what he thought was just 3 babe living alone, he got the surprise of his suddenly vampire life that it was in fact 3 crone living there and I think his last words were 'oh roll in the hay'rightfield before he was brutally slaughtered, a recollective wooden shaft jammed into his heart and his school principal lopped off with an ancient steel. Blood sprayed everywhere of course, a prominent amount of it covering me from head to toe and it actually made my varnished struggle expression real.

'' Zoe, smell, he looks awake ! I 've heard of vampire blood healing human being but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' well how often do people have pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to spill it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an theme. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation account book and found the charm she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's root, weavel parentage and ail. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a genius ! We can ship him out, seduce them and stake them all ! We 'll get our young back, the men will want us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell open in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a give loaded bet but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not veridical until it 's too later. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of lamia conquest, they would try and bite me at some point and when their Fang got stuck in me, my spring loaded wager would descend out and I 'd jam it in their cold dead hearts.

I still remember my first, she was old but had on a vernal face. She was enamored with my magical spell, fascinated by my unique smell and had to throw me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to hypnotize ( glamour ) me and when my glass eyes repelled it she just went straight for my pharynx, her fangs getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stake out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her oral cavity she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her middle as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to draw out the teeth from my neck, covered myself in rake from the pool of sludge that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic smoke bomb as I did. I got better as racked up more killing, my beldame taught me how to make men too but they were a bit more cautious and firmly to draw.

A few calendar month after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular human, she was pretty, very impertinent and very feisty with long blond hair and a great body.

'' I said, can I buy you a beverage. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm delicately. '' I replied.

'' trumpery, I see you in here all the clip, you always leave with one of the moderately girls, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm fascinate because I swear I seen you leave with a daughter who could have been my counterpart. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a hanker narrative, I 'm here to satisfy someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet soul new. I do n't care if you 're a man prostitute, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this girl bothering you ? It 's Milo right wing, you 're wearing the black rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the marvelous woman with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, select care. '' Said the blond and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunting watch, can we maybe go straight to my place ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With vampires going missing every week we have to be so conservative now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a chicken feed of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk gown, her naked body shine and flawless. She undid a few buttons on my shirt, had me strip show naked then kissed the side of my cervix before she sunk her fang into me. She pulled herself away though, a expression of horror on her face as the blood from her lip ran down her body, she yelled out something in a oral communication that sounded like ancient German language, spraying blood over my bureau, I quickly sprung my stake and stabbed her. She did n't break loose like the others though, the stake came out of her covered in a unripened gunk. The pickle it left was getting blacken though. I did n't know what to do, I ducked out of the way in meter to avoid the axe that her fellow swung at me but suddenly the threshold burst open air and my would be attacker was shot in the essence with a crossbow thunderbolt and exploded ancestry all over me. The crossbow taw was none other than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the doorway then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, in effect job, I 've been after this one for a while. '' She said, playing with the lamia 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many names, you can call me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden interest, you need to jab her in the essence with ash grey, which is just what I happen to suffer. Are you the one with the garlic bomb ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb ready, we wo n't have a lot of time after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed lamia 's line then once it had dried in I took a phial for the Fang holes, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my belly for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out days after their queer is killed to find her skull with no Fang. '' Said Clara who then took a silver dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The lamia fagot shuddered in agony then just collapsed in a gooey stack with only her skull left in the puddle. I took a large vial of the commons muck, set the garlic dud on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hall, the ail bomb going off with a muted pop and noticed Clara smiling at me.

'' I have like, so many questions, net ball get out of here though, they 'll have got sensed their pansy is dead and they 'll probably send humans, I do n't kill human being. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the Night, stopping at a small camper just outside of town. There were ail bulbs everywhere and slight electric battery misters spraying essence of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're moderately good in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be happy. Let me at to the lowest degree get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking brilliance, I love it ! So these hag, they do n't have anything from their men, just advance energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the lamia arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so exciting. I have an melodic theme, I 'll need to lay low for a while but I 'll receive you. Take guardianship my wooden man. ``

I made my way domicile, my Witches were all delirious thinking I 'd been killed but they were happy to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What woman, did you tell her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hatred lamia too. I think she 's a killer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 yr If I was n't so tired and old I 'd start again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you schoolma'am. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the vial of poove goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to replenish with the lamia 's rip that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the king. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver dagger ? I 'm drear, it 's been so farsighted and I did n't think you 'd find a fairy. '' Said Chloe.

She took the ampoule from me and gave me a hug.

'' Sister, do you know what this can give us ? A drop of this mixed with our lotions will ease up use our youthful appearance, we can start seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes weeks to start working but we have enough to last a long time, good work Milo ! ``

The beldam all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellant spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. Send Milo in display case it 's a lamia. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really sorry to intrude but I come with big respectfulness and a way that we can help each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to assist in the competitiveness. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still active ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampires could n't get to him so they sent human and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary Wiccan, when Milo here told me how you get your push I knew it was you. I used to present him the same energy, he 'd make me cum so firmly and kept the body of a 30 yr old from my climax. I humbly have a marriage proposal for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a sweetie supplying of hot young studs to total and make love you. In riposte I 'd like to go on Milo to hunt with me, he 's managed to stamp out off all but 5 from a pretty nasty snuggle and now that the queen is gone they 'll get dangerous. When we 're done here I 'm needed in Arizona, I 've been tracking a queen there and with my walking stake here they wo n't jazz what hit them. ``

'' Your design has but one flaw my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would fuck us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me care about that, I promise I can surrender. As for the supply of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your visibility and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's stories then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deliver that, milo maize is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an 60 minutes. '' Said Clara.

True to her word, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're blind and do n't deal ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a short shy and self conscious but they 're just interested in your dicks. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my friends, they were in an accident and lost their sight but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some point in the student lodging I can tell you they all have functioning cocks. '' Said Clara.

'' well, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them wearing apparel. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't watch the enchantress taking their men but when they brought them back to the waiting room they looked like women in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the best sex I 've had in years m'lady, thank you so much. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' Well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profile. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. Give them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll own their pile again, do n't tell them, let it be a surprisal for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a small-scale pouch to her.

'' Thank you so lots ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, LET go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the call profiles with depiction, a fake bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting content before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our life history back, are you sure milo maize is all you want in return ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampires when I was 12, superior Zortan gave me a way and my life exists to wipe them from this land. milo will be a better weapon than my crossbow and daggers and will be More than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a initiation from you. '' She replied.

'' Well you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few calendar week to tag them down, we had the last one of the remaining vampires cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial division of the city.

'' This does n't finger right Milo, split up, keep your receiving set on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minute of arc later I heard an electronic squelch from the radio, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the voices I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a rope. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The capital killer, the queen sea wolf, caught by a junior-grade initiate. I 've only been a vampire for twenty age but taking in your head will clear me a maestro and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for days of course of action. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the stake through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, numb man 's switch, he has the station rigged to flub ! ``

Clara winced in botheration as she picked me up, I was n't very weighed down so she was able to discombobulate me through the window with ease. No Oklahoman had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the edifice exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of wood I floated just all right, I got home a few 60 minutes later, Chloe answered the door, the sounds of sex coming from the waiting area telling me they had been making great use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't receive any damage, sorry about Clara, she was wonderful. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the corner for now, I have Twin Falls coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few 24-hour interval later the adult female all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new youthful bodies from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you finger that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

Right as Mara stood up a bright ostentation lit up the elbow room and a naked Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her wooden leg and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this mess Zoltar and you honorable not get cum on my tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade machine from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' Master Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the same way, with my vitality he was able to come back. Milo ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my friend, 300, 400 geezerhood ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a while, these vamps were tough patronage. This one is one of the best I 've trained though, expert than Van Helsing in many ways. '' Said Zortan.

'' Well, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will demand my farewell, may she take Milo ? I 'm going back into expatriate in Alaska, those stoner chicks up there love this old wizard, get all the pussy I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our life story back. ``

Arizona took us a year to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to join a squad hunting a large snuggle there. I might be made of wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden hammer she feels that too. I just ask to line up the rightfulness sandpaper this fourth dimension, she 's still mad about the endure sliver I gave her ...