Mellors, in his Lordships own words.

Mellors was something of an enigma. A delicately, hansom, upstanding Loretta Young man with no ambition beyond becoming a pantryman at my land house in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his life, he excelled at the small town school and yet when time to leave school came he approached me for a position.

"But untested man you can surely do bettor than get in service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely narrative I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the start the attraction was my girl Lavinia, all swirling pilus, girlish laughter, sparkling oculus and full of life, like her mother about whom the least said the better, suffice is to say she had had every appendage of my Polo squad and most of the opposition before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a sporting lady house.

I knew Mellor and Lavinia were carnally dynamic"At it like knives,"to use the cant and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a child. For this reason as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a earnest champion of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could deliver been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big round as he was tall he did not wear his LX years well, but he was like an older brother to me, the variety who puts frogs in ones boots and tells tales to Mama.

There was just the job of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a secret plan to solve that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my Father had claimed the right hand to any amah maidenhead ahead of her wedding party, it worked well, especially for miss whose maidenheads had been well and truly lost long before the wedding ceremony. Father-God had the rap, whether he had the fille or not, and indeed her had physician Legge inspect the maiden and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking fresh untried untouched maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to seek ministration with a chambermaid, a sassy unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent of invention celibacy aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one time and now had to provide accommodation for her and her bratwurst at Hastings, so now I dallied with scurvy orders whose accommodation could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the least imprint with the hubby I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable fellow,"I suggested.

"And how much is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"Nothing,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At to the lowest degree when you are safely wed you shall be able to sample the handmaid to your hearts content with no risk of infection of posture whoreson,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what kind of miss do you film me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formalness doctor, I need to ensure her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't plume your own offspring !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the opposite,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a handmaiden, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the subject entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before doctor Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The estimable doctor is required to swan your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not pick out your hymen, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well doctor do your worst !"she snapped and she raised her twisty chick to reveal her upper thighs.

"Dear god she is shaven like a sporting lady !"the MD exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"ma says it is requisite to awaken elderly gentleman,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a good many years,"I insisted.

"She writes me missive sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the couch please my dearest and circulate your legs that I may see you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hand down his breech to re coiffe his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirts, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton lady of pleasure I pondered.

The doctor eased her thigh apart and taking his monocle he inspected her womanhood, gently easing her cleaning lady's back talk apart as I looked on.

"She is entire my noble,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how fiddling you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Hades for eternity ?"

"No, the very cogitate makes me offensive,"I declared,"Are you sure doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common knowledge,"I declared.

"Well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit mamma did clear me,"she paused,"Mama explained how digit and the tongue may satisfy a gentleman with no risk of infection of bearing a child."

"dearest god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may get me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to pick out it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his wavelet muscleman and fuddled humanness, I can not love a man so much my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an excellent fissure, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A plan unfolded. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him leave the kitchen, along the passage and up the stairs, to the flat coat flooring and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my discipline where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her wench,"I said don't move, nurture your bird and spread your peg again Lavinia."

She gave me a black look but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my girl like a sporting lady ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had sensual knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your sass on her knock off mound, your knife in her moist slot, your putz between her firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your seeded player ? Have you never suckled her rampant bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rearing manhood into her crocked knit ass hole ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the ease ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her sass in conclusion thing at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a serve first."

He seemed puzzled,"living your skirts lofted Lavinia, spread your legs and prepare for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and take my own daughter maidenhead I must assign, and in eyeshot of Dr Legge's heart circumstance, it must pass to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My heart is solid as a sawhorse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least fifty years of age and horses are generally numb long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the medico and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be big, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"judging by the bulge in your breeches I would say you should have no difficulty what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"goodness god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the smartness of one which could only yield to pay for ten minutes with a fancy woman which I would experience expected.

"begetter ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the mo to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took detainment of her around the shank and eased his member within her. In just one legato present moment she was his. Just the brief moan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must apologize,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ridiculous, dressed in her day clothes to the waistline and entirely bare below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of course I do Hansen, I'm not dim,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign on to that effect, it requires two signatures and the signature of a Justice of the peace and a master gentleman will suffice,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"park law marriage ceremony,"I explained."We have seen a bully demonstration of affection, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to signal a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five guineas for your hassle ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a form ?"he came back. As it happened there were a bundle of the same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasance when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and wife in common law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not joking,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now proceed,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Christian church, the presents, the reception ?"

"The presents can go back, the vicar will have to be paid as will the choir and Bell ringers,"I explained.

"How shall I find a rich husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall have dowry enough to affirm yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the makings of a mulct valet de chambre and may well excell in business with a unspoiled charwoman behind him, and in the absence of one you will have to suffice."

"And the reception ?"Legge enquired,"All that nutrient and vino ? !

"We shall fete Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will cogitate of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant penis myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No skipper,"she said as I caught her by the shoulder joint,"Don't tear my dust coat, let me aim it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and in force as her parole she removed her smock to stand au naturel but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ public treasury we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door frame hurts my back."

"So climb on my cock and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are gamy !"she simpered,"Someone might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my senility !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to go for me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her legs around me she gave herself to me as waves of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode forth to my study, she held my knickers so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"Father !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no danger,"my maid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now lend your wench and let us discuss matters like gentlemen do in a whore house."

"skirt, how dare you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"spring over missy,"the amah said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff and nonsense. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chair while my maid straddled me with my penis inside her.

Mellors sat in the former chair with his rear of tube down."For nirvana's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's fellow member until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their tongue entwined noisily,"Do you get it on me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the offset time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my top dog,"Oh well my dear, petty chance of any sensible discourse,"I advised,"Lets leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you have intercourse me ?"my Maid asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That is sort of being in love isn't it ? ”