Mellors was something of an mystery. A fine, hansom, upstanding youthful man with no ambition beyond becoming a Butler at my land theatre in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the settlement all his life, he excelled at the village school and yet when fourth dimension to leave schooltime came he approached me for a position.

"But Whitney Young man you can surely do better than infix military service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely fib I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the get-go the attractiveness was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish laughter, sparkling eyes and full of life, like her mother about whom the least said the honest, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo team and most of the resistance before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a working girl house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally participating"At it like knives,"to use the cant and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a small fry. For this reason as she became of age I arranged for her to splice one Humphrey Raymond, a honey protagonist of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could give birth been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big round as he was tall he did not wear his sixty twelvemonth well, but he was like an older pal to me, the sort who puts anuran in ace boots and tells tales to Mama.

There was just the problem of Lavinia's lost maidhood, so I hatched a plot to adjudicate that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my founding father had claimed the rightfield to any maids maidenhead ahead of her wedding, it worked well, especially for girls whose maidenheads had been well and truly lost yearn before the marriage. Father had the blame, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had physician Legge inspect the maid and if the hymen were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking fresh young uninfluenced maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to search relievo with a chambermaid, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent of invention chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one time and now had to provide accommodation for her and her brat at Hastings, so now I dallied with lower Holy Order whose adjustment could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the to the lowest degree affect with the hubby I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable fellow,"I suggested.

"And how much is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"Nothing,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be able to sample the servants to your hearts content with no risk of bearing bastards,"I assured her.

"pop, what sort of girl do you take me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formality doctor, I need to guarantee her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't pluck your own offspring !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the perverse,"I confided,"I am reasonably positive she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the thing entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to seem before physician Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The good doctor is required to verify your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the rightfield to every maidenhead within the parishes of my demesne, obviously I can not take your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well doctor do your forged !"she snapped and she raised her voluminous skirts to divulge her pep pill thighs.

"Dear god she is shaven like a whore !"the doctor exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the import of this ?"

"Mama says it is necessary to rouse older gentleman,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a good many class,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the frame please my dear and spread your legs that I may examine you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his helping hand down his knee breeches to re put his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirts, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The doctor eased her thighs apart and taking his monocle he inspected her fair sex, gently easing her woman's lips apart as I looked on.

"She is integral my lord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how picayune you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Hades for timeless existence ?"

"No, the very thought makes me nauseous,"I declared,"Are you certain doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your flirt with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common knowledge,"I declared.

"Well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did straighten out me,"she paused,"Mama explained how finger and the tongue may satisfy a gentleman with no risk of bearing a child."

"dearest god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may have me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to withdraw it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his rippling muscle and plastered manhood, I can not have a go at it a man so lots my sociable inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an splendid gent, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A plan unfolded. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One import,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the way and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him give the kitchen, along the passage and up the step, to the ground floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my study where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her bird,"I said don't movement, raise your doll and spread your legs again Lavinia."

She gave me a Shirley Temple looking at but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had carnal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lips on her shaven mound, your tongue in her moist time slot, your stopcock between her business firm mounds ?"He blushed deep red."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your ejaculate ? Have you never suckled her rampant bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant manhood into her fast puckered ass yap ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the rest ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her sass last thing at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a servicing first."

He seemed mystify,"Keep your skirts lofted Lavinia, spread your pegleg and prepare for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not work out the droit de signeur and aim my own daughters maidenhead I must depute, and in aspect of Dr Legge's heart experimental condition, it must fall to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My heart and soul is strong as a horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at to the lowest degree L years of age and horses are generally bushed long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Doctor and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be worse, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"Judging by the protrusion in your breeches I would say you should have no difficulty what so ever,"the Doctor of the Church insisted.

"Obey my Order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"Good god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the alacrity of one which could only yield to pay for ten bit with a tart which I would consume expected.

"Father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the shank and eased his member within her. In just one politic second she was his. Just the briefest moan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ludicrous, dressed in her day clothes to the waist and entirely unsheathed below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two screwing ?"I asked.

"Of trend I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign up to that burden, it requires two signature tune and the signature of a jurist of the Peace and a pro gentleman will suffice,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law marriage,"I explained."We have seen a great demo of affection, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to ratify a deposit to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five Republic of Guinea for your trouble ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a mannequin ?"he came back. As it happened there were a bundle of the Same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with joy when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and wife in rough-cut law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not jocose,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the written document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now proceed,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Christian church, the presents, the receipt ?"

"The presents can go back, the vicar will experience to be paid as will the consort and Alexander Melville Bell bell ringer,"I explained.

"How shall I find a deep husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall consume dowry enough to brook yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the makings of a fine gentleman and may well excell in business enterprise with a good woman behind him, and in the absence of one you will stimulate to suffice."

"And the receipt ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine ? !

"We shall keep Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will think of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No overlord,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my gaberdine, let me take it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and honorable as her Christian Bible she removed her smock to stand naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a room access frame hurts my back."

"So raise on my cock and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are naughty !"she simpered,"Someone might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her branch spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to accept me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her pegleg around me she gave herself to me as waves of disco biscuit swept over her.

I strode forth to my study, she held my rear of barrel so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"Padre !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no risk,"my maid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now bring your chick and let us discuss subject like gentlemen do in a whore house."

"Wench, how dare you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"Give over Miss,"the maid said quite rudely,"I likes his Lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chair while my maid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other chair with his breeches down."For promised land's saki Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her rim brushed his. Their lingua entwined noisily,"Do you enjoy me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the foremost fourth dimension I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head,"Oh well my dear, little hazard of any sensible word,"I advised,"Lashkar-e-Toiba leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you bed me ?"my maiden asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's sorting of being in love is it not ? ”