Back in the 18th 100 a menial Page visits a jeweller's shop.


"So lets get this straight. You say Prince Charming wants a fortunate dildo, 10 centimeters in cinch and 40 cm in length and encrusted with diamonds ?"

Buttoni, Prince Charming's page looked at the jeweller and nodded,"Indeed,"he agreed.

"wellspring we're right out of farm animal at present squire,"the jeweller admitted,"We got ivory and glass, bronze even, but gold with diamonds, well sorry squire, but there's no demand."

"His highness says he will have you killed if you will not supply one,"Buttoni suggested.

"Fair enough, how does Thursday sound ?"

"Why not today ?"Buttoni.

"Got to have a mould gallant, can't just rain buckets molten gold down some poor people Slovack ‘ s ass cakehole anymore, wellness and refuge see ?"the jeweller complained

"Are you sure you are a jeweller and not the hamlet idiot ?"Buttoni asked.

"God Almighty no sir, last yr I come third in the village idiot competition, but I'm grooming hard for next year."

The jewelry maker knew a meter uprooter when he saw one and Buttoni was a prize example. Everyone knew he was Prince Charming's love kick.

Prince Boris or ‘ Prince Charming,'as they called him. Pretty as a peacock butterfly, bent as a bottle screw. Everyone knew. All the lady loved him but he preferred taking it up the ass.

"When can I carry your master to descend so I can ready a mould ?"the jeweller asked.

"It's for a woman you dog !"Buttoni sighed.

"I can do you a ripe Methedrine one for 20 five guilder,"the jeweller offered,"The slipper we calls it on account of it being so smooth that it slips in easily."The glass slipper."

"Why so cheap ?"Buttoni asked.

"Second script, was the wife's mothers, cunt like a bucketful, it just needs a bit of a clean."

"Done !"Buttoni cried not realising he had been done as the glass was actually made as an learner composition and twice the size of any other.

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Buttoni rushed back to the castle. He liked his job as page but he was not too lament on people thinking he was Charming's lover. The Prince was not gay, he was just shy with girls with a endowment for saying the wrong thing and when the time came either he couldn't get it up or he got too arouse and came in his pants. He was ok in the whorehause but back in 1750 marrying a whore was generally considered to be a bad move for the Royal Family PR wise.

"Your Highness !"he blustered,"I have just had this great idea."

"Not again,"Prince Charming sighed,"What is it this time ? Invade Russia, Dig a burrow, build a glider in the loft, slay a dragon ?"

"A lump !"Buttoni cried,"postponement a ball !"

"Baseball, tennis ball ?"Charming asked.

"No a saltation, a big saltation, a masked ball, invite all the eligible wenches,"Buttoni suggested.

"mother tried that,"Charming remembered,"I spent the evening hiding in the loo !"

"But this time we say you met your honest dear and she left a dearest item and you have to come up her !"Buttoni enthused.

"And what sort of token ?"Charming asked.

"Her glass dildo !"Buttoni chuckled,"expression !"

Charming looked, he thought it was a large bottle of schnapps Buttoni was carrying until he saw the shape.

"You have got to be kidding !"he gasped as he saw the monster,"Wow, can you opine those bollocks up pampered simpering icy bitches Mother endeavor to palm me off with with that monster inside them !"

"Exactly !"Buttoni agreed as he surreptitiously tried to adjust his pant as his cock swelled at the view of it."And struggling to get the monster inside their tight garden pink hairless cunts !"Buttoni suggested.

"And hairy ones Buttoni !"the Prince added.

"Actually it gets even better,"Buttoni chuckled."It's called a"chalk Slipper !"

"Actually,"Charming thought aloud,"With the right PR we can forget about having a testicle, we'll say it happened at the go masked ball !"

"And you'll marry the missy it fits ?"Buttoni suggested.

"If she's pretty !"Charming laughed,"But seriously.

"So shall we ?"Buttoni asked hopefully

"highschool five !"Charming agreed.


"We will say I met my true love at the mask ball and she lost her trash Slipper,"Charming explained to his mother and don over breakfast,"And whosoever it fits I shall marry."

"Run the costings past my people and we'll get back to you,"King Harald suggested.

"It is air hole money father not chapiter account,"Charming lied.

"Capital, I mean excellent !"mogul Harald cried,"I'm sick and tired of hoi polloi thinking there's something wrong with you."

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They put a small-scale ad in the Bayerisch bugle the topical anaesthetic free ads intelligence canvass and opened a low store on Munchen street with a waiting area and a cubicle with a bed. Buttoni and Charming waited. Charming had disguised himself by wearing a churl's dust coat, though the thigh distance black leather charge with Au buckle sort of gave the game away.

"Hello, I think I might be the girl he's looking for ?"Helga one of the whores from Madame L'Oiseaux's establishment stated boldly.

"Indeed, add up through. I am Buttoni valet to Prince Charming and this is my assistant Dumbkoph,"Buttoni explained as he indicated Prince Charming sitting there in disguise.

"Is this yours my honey ? '' Buttoni asked as he brandished the 4 decimeter long dildo menacingly.

"You bloody pervert !"Helga cried,"I thought you meant a brake shoe !"and she slapped him polish up the face and stormed out.

"Feisty,"Buttoni observed ruefully.

"Wonderful,"Charming sighed,"Maybe we should let slayed a dragon."

"Yes,"Buttoni agreed,"Or maybe we are on the amiss tacking ?"

Just then a beautiful Pres Young missy stepped into the shop,"Is this where we try the slipper on ? '' she asked,"Only Mummy sent me."

"Actually it's a dildo,"Buttoni explained somewhat bluntly.

"Really ?"she gasped,"I did marvel where I lost mine."

"What ?"Charming asked.

"Oh yes my dear acquaintance Charlotte and I exchanged Dildoes last wintertime at the Winterfest, and I lost mine."the miss admitted.

"Your respectable friend ?"Buttoni asked.

"Oh yes we shared a room at school, and a bed on cold nights."the girl explained,"But since I lost my dildo I have to get my maidservant Hetta to fist me when I get PMT."

Charming looked unfirm on his human foot, a line of descent watercraft in his forehead pulsed wildly,"Your highness, are you all right ?"the girl asked.

"He has just cum in his pants,"Buttoni explained,"He has this problem."

"It really doesn't matter I'm gay too !"the girl admitted,"Can I try it ?"

"Yes why not."Charming agreed.

"You're Prince Charming aren't you ?"the lady friend declared."Why are you wearing such a stupid camouflage ?"

"He is shy,"Buttoni explained,"But really why would you want to try a dildo when you're gay ?"

"Why not, I don't illusion men, he doesn't figure women, sounds unadulterated !"the female child explained,"And with a squeamish big dildo to play with even better."

"wellspring then,"Butoni produced the spyglass dildo from a sack and suggested,"What do you retrieve of that ?"

"My god !"the girl agreed,"It's immense !"

Her eyes were broad with greed as Buttoni handed it to her,"It's sooo much nicer than mine !"she said."So lovely and unruffled !"

She looked beat,"You don't expect ; You're not going to watch are you ? You filthy swine ! Well at least lock up the doorway first."

And with that she sat down on the trading floor, pulled up her voluminous skirts and underskirts and began to gently rub her clit.

"Do you have to watch ?"she asked.

"Absolutely,"Buttoni insisted as the young woman tried to get a finger up inside herself.

"Oh well do something useful then, can you give suck my titties ?"she asked as she undid the licking on her bodice to reveal her impressive boobies.

Buttoni hang to the project,"And you, I do have two of them."she reminded them."One each."

The Prince too leaned over the girl and began to breastfeed her nipple.

"Ohhh that's sooo commodity !"she cooed as world-class one then two fingers slipped inside her moistening cunt.

"That's three fingers,"she said,"sustenance on."

She was frigging herself urgently now, four finger's breadth slipped inside her, then the whole of her tiny hand as she fisted herself.

The miss gasped."Hetta usually takes over now, she has a bigger hand than me, but can we try it ?"

Buttoni reached for the dildo and handed it to the girl.

She pressed it against her cunt but it barely penetrated at all. Even though her cunt was dilated enough to take her fist the dildo was much too wide to go more than 3 centimetre inside her.

"I need some lube."she said."Do you have any ?"

"Princy boy has probably cum in his pants by now if cum would help ?"Buttoni suggested between sucks.

"Er yes."Prince Charming agreed as he dropped his breeches."Help yourself."

The girl looked at Charming's long pinko pole. A small drop of pre cum glistened on his hammer end,"Er sorry,"Charming apologised."False alarm."

The girl smeared pre cum over the dildo."Why don't you shoot your load over the dildo to really lubricate it ?"she suggested.

"Why doesn't he stick it in you and really lubricate you, extend your puss and all that ?"Buttoni suggested.

"Because he's gay pet, everyone knows that !"the girl explained.

"Damn you !"Prince Charming exclaimed."I am not gay, attend I'll display you."

He lunged forward, tripped over his knickerbockers and fell over the girl forcing her backwards and almost bashing her drumhead on the floor.

"Ummm, you smell like a young lady,"she whispered as he fumbled around repeatedly poking her with his peter until he finally found her cunt.

His puppet slipped easily into her velvety snatch. He luxuriated in her warmheartedness. It was like fucking a whore without having to catch the clock or pay for it.

"Oi get on with it !"the female child complained,"Shoot your incumbrance and let your varlet have a go !"

"Be quiet I was enjoying that !"Charming exclaimed.

"You're not supposed to bask it,"the girl complained,"Another ten bit then all right ?"

Charming was not too sure he could hold on for ten mo. The mountains of Bavaria swept through his thinker. He was an bird of Jove soaring above the ceiling top side. He was in heaven with the angels. He was swimming in the J. B. Rhine. He was cumming. A glorious torrent of cum explosion from his putz and saturated her parts.

"Ohhhhh."he gasped.

"Oooooohhhh,"she responded.

"Will it fit ?"Buttoni asked,"Or shall I have a go ?"

"Of course it wont fit you moron,"the girl explained,"Look I'm gay. I lost my virtue to a girl. Now that I've been fucked by the Prince in front of witnesses, I'm abode free."

"What ? you wanted me to fuck you ?"Prince Charming demanded.

"give the boy an apple, got it in one.,"the girl replied.

"Do you have no respect for me at all ?"Charming enquired.

"No. None."she replied.

"Buttoni, your knife please,"Charming asked.

"What do you require that for ?"the girl asked.

"Why to exposit your snatch if you can't take the dildo."he replied.

"All right, I'll try again."she agreed but no matter what emplacement she tried it in she could not impel it Thomas More than 5 centimeters inside her.

It was no in force. It was far too large.

"You have twenty four hours."Charming insisted.

"But how ?"she pleaded.

"Its up to you."Charming insisted,"Send the others away. You fetch your nightlong bag. Buttoni you mind the shop."

The girl quickly rearranged her article of clothing and went to the door.

"Where does that jewelry maker work ?"Prince Charming asked.

"Why in Wisebaden Strasse,"Buttoni replied,"But why ?"

"One shabu dildo, a lot thinner, get the approximation ?"the Prince suggested.

"But why, there are still lots of snatch to stretch ?"Buttoni asked in horror.

"I like that one,"Prince Charming declared,"Anyway, let's see if she is unintelligent enough to make out back.

"Errr,"the girl said,"There's quite a queue."

Buttoni went to the door, he let the girl out and slammed the door quickly."Mine gott, they stretch to the town square."

"Right,"Prince Charming agreed,"We need a franchise."

"What ?"Buttoni asked.

"Lookalikes who look like me could demand turns to get hold of my place !"Prince Charming suggested excitedly.

"And where do you encounter these people ?"Buttoni asked.

"I don't. You do,"Prince Charming laughed."You have an hour, put the closed for lunch signboard up."

Buttoni sneaked out the rear door and headed for the Bier-Hause. He had a few dry pint of schnaps for Prussian courageousness and headed for the Guards Barracks. He went to the mess and quickly recruited not only four base ins for the prince but a nail royal consistence guard for only a month pay from each.

Meanwhile Prince Charming introduced a nominal phrase governance fee for every girl who tried the dildo and set up a trough on the shop counter and a inclination of the scale of charges, including try twice get a 3rd try gratuitous !

Within the 60 minutes Buttoni sneaked back in the spine way and Prince Charming sneaked out and left them to it.

Even the excitement of watching young madam trying to stuff a 400 millimeter dildo up their twat pales after a while and within the month nearly of the guardsmen had gone back to the barracks as daughter after girl ruined their virtue trying to jazz a chunk of glass.

Sweet hairless pink slit, big hairy pussy, neatly trimmed pubes, untidy overgrown President Bush, some with nicks from shaving. Shy young girlfriend, raddled old beldame, the eager, the shy, those coerced, not one could get the monster even half way up.

Finally the waiting line dwindled and Buttoni shut up shop and returned to the palace to count the money.

The king was delighted, the queen exasperated and so life returned to normal with Prince Charming sneaking down the bordello every Tues Thursday and Saturday and poking the Captain Cook most mornings.

The queen despaired of marrying Prince Charming off but one Sunday there was a hoo-hah at the palace gate. The pikesmen on guard obligation were barring ingress to an irate young charwoman."Let me in !"a girl screamed."That Prince Charming bastard got me pregnant !"

Prince Charming wandered down to the gate."That's him !"the little girl howled.

"You're the lady friend from the workshop !"he exclaimed.

"Six damned times I paid to try that damned dildo and you were not there once !"she snarled.

"Did it fit ?"he asked.

"No !"she snapped,"Of coures it didn't and I got significant !"

"Is it mine ?"he asked.

"Either that or it's immaculate innovation, of course it is !"she snapped.

"fair enough,"Prince Charming agreed,"Let her in, you had better meet mother."

"What just like that ?"she exclaimed.

"You haven't met mother,"he explained

He took the young lady to his female parent's sitting way,"Ah mother I am afraid I have made this young lady pregnant,"he announced.

"Really, and what is her name ?"the world-beater asked.

"No approximation,"Prince Charming admitted.

"Typical,"the miss sighed,"It's Ella, my friends name me Cinders because I'm red hot !"

"Oh god you're a lesbian !"the queen gasped.

"I was,"she admitted,"It's hard to be hot when you're throwing up every morning."

"And this is your intended ?"the queen asked.

"Well lets face it,"Prince Charming declared,"When the child comes out there is small dubiety the dildo will go back in."

"Dildo, what dildo ?"the queen asked.

"Its this big round,"the girl said as she described the size with her hands,"And this long."

"And what pray do you see in this, this slut !"the fagot asked.

"She is aweless, headstrong, like fair sex so she's unlikely to get off with a footman, she's nonpareil queen material,"he declared.

"So you think I'm headstrong, disrespectful and unlikely to chase footmen do you ?"the queen enquired.

"wellspring two out of three isn't bad,"he laughed rather inappropriately.

"Oh well, if you must !"the queen admitted,"So, ah clinker, what do you like about my son ?"

"He's loaded,"she admitted."Mummy said I should render it a go. Actually he smells like a female child and I really liked it when he fucked me."

"Oh, that's good."Prince Charming agreed.

"We don't say ‘ ass'in the palace dear,"the female monarch explained,"We say ‘ Make love life'much LE messy don't you think ? So, Cinders, when did you think of getting married ?"

"Married ? no way !"the girl insisted,"I just want small fry support."

"Well I'm sorry but we don't do that,"the fairy insisted,"We are rather old fashioned so either you marry Charming or we lock you in the dungeon and beat you and starve you until you're not pregnant any more than. ``

"Oh well in that pillowcase,"she said resignedly,"I suppose I will possess to give it some sober thought."

"Actually it's my Nox for the bordello, how about we get a yield away knockwurst and ride out in and watch the servant fornicating instead."Prince Charming suggested.

"Yes darling excellent theme !"the queen agreed.

"Not you mother, clinker !"Prince Charming suggested.

"And if I don't ?"Cinders asked.

The poove looked askance at the miss,"We will get the take away and watch the servants fornicating you, two, maybe three at a sentence ?"

"Men or girls ?"she asked.

"Men, girls, gymnastic horse, dogs, the penguin from the zoo,"the queen explained,"trade good god girl half the girls in the land want to bed my Charming."

"All right, but no funny story occupation,"the girl agreed.

"Absolutely,"Prince Charming confirmed,"Just straight missionary would be good."

"You are not fucking me again !"the young lady insisted.

"Not fucking dear, making love, it sounds so lots nicer,"the queen insisted.

"You liked it last time,"Prince Charming reminded her.

"Only because you smell like a lady friend,"she explained.

"Very fastidious my Charming, a tub every Friday and clean underpants every week,"the pansy confirmed,"Anyway where is this famous dildo, it does voice rather fun ?"

Prince Charming and the girl looked at each other and burst out laughing.

And they all lived happily ever after.

well the girl wasn't pregnant after all, something Charming rapidly put right, Buttoni got some backers to put up 1000 guilders for the first unmarried girl to get the dildo up and he made quite a decent business out of it, girls paying to try it, men paying to see. The jeweller never did get paid and the smaller dildo he made is probably still in stock. Buttoni married Cinder's acquaintance Charlotte after he had a bath, doused himself in Eau de Koln and basically jumped her one night. The queen had a replica glass dildo made in bonze which she greatly enjoys and the King spends his time talking to his plants in the garden and meddling in politics like magnate do.

And therein lies the lesson of this tale, if you want to deplumate, consume a bath and wear clean house underpants