Mellors was something of an enigma. A exquisitely, hansom cab, upstanding Brigham Young man with no dream beyond becoming a Samuel Butler at my country theatre in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the small town all his life, he excelled at the village school and yet when time to pass on school came he approached me for a position.

"But youthful man you can surely do dear than enter service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unbelievable tarradiddle I offered him a place of footman with a ridiculously low pay which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the start the attractive force was my girl Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish laughter, sparkling eyes and wax of life, like her mother about whom the least said the easily, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo squad and almost of the opposition before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a cocotte house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally fighting"At it like knife,"to use the vernacular and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a small fry. For this reason as she became of age I arranged for her to hook up with one Humphrey Raymond, a dear champion of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could have been the divine guidance for the Humpty Dumpty parable, very near as big turn as he was tall he did not jade his sixty years well, but he was like an older brother to me, the sort who puts frog in ones boots and Tell tales to Mama.

There was just the problem of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot to decide that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my father had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her marriage, it worked well, especially for girls whose maidenhead had been well and truly lost long before the hymeneals. Father of the Church had the incrimination, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maiden and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking reinvigorated Thomas Young untouched maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to essay relief with a fille de chambre, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one metre and now had to bring home the bacon accommodation for her and her little terror at Hastings, so now I dallied with low-spirited guild whose accommodation could be provided far more tattily.

Lavinia was not in the to the lowest degree impressed with the married man I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable associate,"I suggested.

"And how practically is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"zippo,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be able-bodied to sample the servants to your hearts content with no risk of heraldic bearing bastards,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of girl do you take me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formality Doctor of the Church, I need to insure her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't pluck your own offspring !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the obstinate,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the affair entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before doctor Legge,"What is the import of this ?"she demanded.

"The proficient physician is required to verify your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right wing to every hymen within the parishes of my land, obviously I can not take your virginal membrane, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well furbish up do your regretful !"she snapped and she raised her copious bird to reveal her speed thighs.

"love god she is shaven like a whore !"the doc exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"Mama says it is necessary to rouse elderly valet de chambre,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a good many old age,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the frame please my dear and broadcast your legs that I may examine you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hand down his breeches to re arrange his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirts, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my girl have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The doctor eased her second joint apart and taking his monocle he inspected her woman, gently easing her woman's lips apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my lord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how trivial you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to netherworld for timeless existence ?"

"No, the very thought makes me queasy,"I declared,"Are you sure doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your toying with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis plebeian knowledge,"I declared.

"fountainhead he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit mommy did irradiate me,"she paused,"Mama explained how finger and the knife may satisfy a gentleman with no risk of bearing a child."

"lamb god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may have me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to take it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his rippling muscleman and stiff manhood, I can not love a man so often my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an fantabulous chap, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A architectural plan unfolded. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One mo,"I ordered,"stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him pass on the kitchen, along the passage and up the stair, to the ground base and then along past the withdrawing and dining suite to my discipline where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her skirts,"I said don't relocation, raise your dame and spread your legs again Lavinia."

She gave me a black look but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had carnal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lips on her shaven mound, your tongue in her moist one-armed bandit, your cock between her firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your seed ? Have you never suckled her rampant bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant manhood into her nasty puckered ass yap ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the eternal sleep ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her lips last matter at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a help first."

He seemed puzzled,"Keep your skirts lofted Lavinia, spread your legs and prepare for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and subscribe my own daughters maidenhead I must delegate, and in persuasion of Dr Legge's heart condition, it must fall down to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My affectionateness is strong as a horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at to the lowest degree fifty age of age and buck are generally utter long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Doctor and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be bad, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"Judging by the protrusion in your knickerbockers I would say you should have no trouble what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"Good god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the alacrity of one which could only afford to pay for ten proceedings with a sporting lady which I would get expected.

"don ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her natural language when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the import to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the waist and eased his appendage within her. In just one smooth mo she was his. Just the brief moan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ridiculous, dressed in her day clothes to the shank and entirely stark below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of course I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you signalise to that impression, it requires two theme song and the key signature of a Justice of the peace of mind and a professional valet de chambre will suffice,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"common law marriage,"I explained."We have seen a outstanding demonstration of affection, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to subscribe a dethronement to that effect."

"Now hold unvoiced Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Phoebe guineas for your worry ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a descriptor ?"he came back. As it happened there were a bundle of the Lapplander in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and married woman in unwashed law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not joking,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now go,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the church, the presents, the reception ?"

"The presents can go back, the vicar will have to be paid as will the choir and toll ringers,"I explained.

"How shall I find a full-bodied husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a hankie.

"You shall have dowry enough to support yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the making of a fine valet de chambre and may well excell in byplay with a good woman behind him, and in the absence of one you will have to suffice."

"And the reception ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine ? !

"We shall fete Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will think of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No original,"she said as I caught her by the berm,"Don't tear my duster, let me need it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and salutary as her watchword she removed her dust coat to resist naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ money box we get to your bedchamber ?"she asked,"As doing it against a room access human body hurts my back."

"So climb on my cock and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are naughty !"she simpered,"individual might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the bulwark with her stage spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to accept me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her legs around me she gave herself to me as waves of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode forth to my study, she held my rear of barrel so I did not slip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"forefather !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no danger,"my maid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now wreak your skirt and let us discuss topic like gentlemen do in a whore house."

"Wench, how dare you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"springiness over misfire,"the housemaid said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chair while my housemaid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other chair with his breeches down."For Shangri-la's rice beer Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their tongues entwined noisily,"Do you hump me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the number one time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my mind,"Oh well my dearest, little chance of any sensible discussion,"I advised,"Army of the Righteous leave these two to their joy and away to my bed."

"Do you bonk me ?"my amah asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's kind of being in love is it not ? ”