Dec 25 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Christmas, John Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the felicitous and joyous the great unwashed went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these fall guy had any mind of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of hoi polloi go by ; what a bunch of sucker !

Just then the CEO of the companionship walked up behind him,"how-do-you-do John, lot of hoi polloi moving through the memory I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer adept !"John smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the boss, for now."You can anticipate a big bonus this class for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas party this yr ? I have a lot of material to do."King John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this bay window to bring together together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a Nice girl there !"Mr. Gracie said as he elbowed John slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen walked off, a woman ? Redeemer that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking creature that loved to torture. Shaking his head he was better off alone, he was damn sure a infernal region of a lot glad. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, young fair sex walked by smiling at toilet, only to have him scowl at them.

He could get wind them gasp then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blond said.

"Oh, that's John griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, charwoman in particular."Her Quaker another slender though brunet office worker said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to John their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

shit it ! He was going to slug Gino the position temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his expression, then again it was keeping people in the office away from him. The first honest smile he'd worn in workweek appeared as he thought, ‘ tinker's damn I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might birth done me a party favour running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, crew hell the brunette was right he hated multitude !

Sighing John shook his foreland then looked at his sentinel, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the construction John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get inebriate and get beam home. As the elevator doors open John instantly knew he should make waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red case, bent over a waste paper basket, puking his sand out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Saint Nick Claus ! Can the temp troupe send one Chris ?"

"Not at this belatedly juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Day Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Saint Nick for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted St. John at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a smashing capitulum for business organisation. This is just an reference of the season's business."trick looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a benevolent man giving presents to children."John's eyes started to shine as he ran the scenario through his nous."These children in turn want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Woody Allen sir. matter is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my part,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful deal ever. An advertising safety blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a softwood that will seduce you a fable in the subject field, a household public figure to all, and one that you could indite your own just the ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The whole time John was starting to actually smile bigger and freehanded. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be capable to do it."

"commodity, though the sole thing is you have to cultivate with a helper."Mr. Gracie said as John's centre narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Gracie Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."Gospel According to John started.

"flavor King John I need you on this. Don't make me have got to rethink my choice to keep you after the vacation. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way slope. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Gracie Allen stated.

John sighed he did relish this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The child respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business organization tactic. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true up. Sighing a third time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the suit on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost au naturel womanhood !

Screaming the woman covered as a lot of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the room and started to undress."What in the netherworld do you think you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John Griffin aren't you ?"

"First to resolve your questions I was sent in here to change into this,"here Saint John the Apostle held up the Saint Nick Suit."endorsement, I am not a deviate as I have no involvement in you or your, HA ! funny petite organic structure. third gear, yes I am so festinate up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."King John was trying to hurry so it was the Lapp brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The cleaning lady started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of it of the gild between John's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the benefactor ? I want you to sell the sex appeal. God knows you don't have much else that's for certainly !"bathroom sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn freak of nature ! I have more appeal in my little finger's breadth than you do in your whole body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about shit I know cipher about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John griffin ; a nasty breakup two age ago, no children, no sociable animation. Hell you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a lone wolf and a freak !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunet's nerve,"I could let your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a kick the unit time, then I could make it pass. understand ? Be a squawk, I'll treat you like one. serve me, and I'll help you. Now get the nookie dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also keep your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only ones to have it off, I want it to stick around that way."John growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the womanhood nodded and dressed as fast as she could then get out the elbow room. ‘ Who in the hell did he remember he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa Claus room. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to recover out more about him. Greeting several children who had appeared she really hoped that St. John the Apostle griffin could draw out this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the bod of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around setup that increased his stomach size of it, he appeared to be about ripe for the job. He was about to grab the door when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the baby that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is minor !"There was the roar of scores of kids as Saint John the Apostle Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best case he watched as the brunette worked the gang of children. Hmmm the brunet was better at this than he thought.

For the next minute lavatory went through the motions asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was properly John thought this is a mythical gimmick to upgrade the season. Finally getting into it John was actually a fiddling disappointed when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the center. Smirking again, ‘ honorable, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few moment later John was almost completely naked when he heard a oink then the cleaning lady fell through the drape between his legs.

Looking up at his huge member she swallowed hard as St. John the Apostle could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hired man she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept aid from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"Saint John the Apostle smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a noblewoman, I do not do thing like that !"

"shit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the pall,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was aspect to present with him. Shaking her read/write head she continued,"I am a madam just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling John reached out and ripped the curtain down."looking at you fucking bitch ! I don't gift a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business ! So do me a party favor, keep tranquillity and I will also. You're poking your nozzle into shit you have no business messing with. In a Word ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on lav left the opened mouthed and stunned to hush woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and ease up her a bit of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh darn she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proffer for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Kriss Kringle tonight is also our store Saint Nick. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not certainly Mr. Woody Allen I mean I still have the advertising crusade to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just set down it.

"gimcrack, your help can manage the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Woody Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ whoremaster thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing Saint John the Apostle nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am surely that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the stallion berth goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the store. well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."whoremonger said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to bring in trusted you both have separate changing rooms. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and adult female. Walking around a niche, the man stopped next to the same man in a red suit who'd been upchuck earlier.

"Do you suppose it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am sure enough they got a trade good look at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good chance it did."Tim Allen Stewart Konigsberg stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The adjacent day John showed up and headed to the changing way. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his password there were two rooms. Walking in St. John sat and started to strip down. Outside a strange short man came by and put an out of order sign in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came aspect to expression with John, stark naked ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was bleak naked also then to her astonishment lav's already huge appendage got bigger !

Smiling John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be perverts to each early again ! As I said before you say goose egg and neither will I care ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her representative. She was trying to find her will magnate ! Hell she was still trying to tear her eyes away from the unbelievable pipe organ growing harder between his branch !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"hand !"Quickly she averted her eye and tried to end getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."obeisance St. John then turned and finished dressing then sat to hold off on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her oral fissure open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take tiffin together. I'll kickshaw since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my rootage also. count I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as loose for you as I can alright ?"John the Evangelist said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remark were harsh. Friend ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't insistency you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to perch up the room. whoremonger saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth II. Ah ! Now there was the poove of the hateful, vengeful, greed driven, blood sucking creatures otherwise known as womanhood ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought charwoman were tender, fuck, and gentle.

Thinking back he should have seen the signboard, as all she wanted was things more and more each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal insult for two sidereal day ‘ til in public she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a addict of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never finger again. So far that was true, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the region he was playing. It was almost tiffin time when can started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at luncheon John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line of products in front of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. John's centre were vast when she sat at the board with a piled up collection plate ! Though the most amazing thing was when she ate every bit on her dental plate ! The unscathed time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. trick just shook his read/write head there was a lot more to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both strip and actually sat there fighting quietus. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a hanker time.

"I can't think back the in conclusion time I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to kip real damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this clock time Jennifer was set up first and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the strawman, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the figurehead and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could ingest you home if you want."John Lackland told her.

"No, give thanks you but no. I'll be O.K., see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the sum of money she ate. It was always the like, pearl weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day can came out and Jennifer was asleep on the bench. Walking up he shake up her but she didn't move shaking his head word he picked her up and put her in the front rump. Looking in her pocketbook he found her address on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in strawman of a badly disheveled house, huh whoremaster persuasion. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her chamber he was impressed the planetary house was as sportsmanlike and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any solid food for them. Leaving he went to the dear store and bought fifty pounds of food for thought for the beast. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A bit later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the instant jealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

Looking closer he guessed one was a gray-headed Siamese cat, the other had to be a strip down tabby. Though as to the colouration that was hard to say with all the T. H. White, grey, black, gold, and Orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning mew was all he got.

The next morning she awoke and sat up with a outset. How did she get dwelling ? The last matter she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the the pits were her apparel ? Looking on the chairperson by the bed she saw that her wearing apparel were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the support room stopping when she saw the fifty hammer bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the bank note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the workbench, when I tried to rouse you, you didn't movement. I brought you home and divest you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at employment. Later, John.

"wellspring Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a dude horse that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that trick had bought her some intellectual nourishment. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed to the full ! Opening her cupboard they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dish antenna also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was shake her head. Then her choler started to build up. Try to grease one's palms her ? She didn't think so !

getting dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in betimes getting dressed sat and waited. The farseeing she waited the madder she got, she was going to possess it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty honest he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a picayune patch. Walking to the stuffing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his expression."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more solar day that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting facial expression again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

John sat with a clunk tears started to fall from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth II all over again. The botheration was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too lots to take. Dressing trick steeled his ticker up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the gesture he finished the day. Walking past the dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the snag started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the net clock time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologise to John she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for St. John but he was nowhere to be seen. someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for Saint John the Apostle's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another byplay conquering to him wasn't she ?

"John ?"She called out. Hearing her vox the tear came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. ineffective to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the rider side of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! can !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched lav's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found bathroom wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her case."John ! My god please Saint John the Apostle, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her binge falling on John's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a fair sex in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be capable to secern her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty affair to me in the restaurant."rent started to fall from his heart."I think I love her mom, she has the cutest cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. thank you mom."

Jennifer's optic opened wide, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé geezerhood ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John griffon ! You scurvy ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedic were taking her away from the car.

King John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his middle closed.

"Yes primal, we have a manly stroke dupe, several lacerations to face, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waistline as soon as we free his pinned extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty moment later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the present moment I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm pretty sure as shooting she is over me. face if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. harbour't you caused me enough pain in the neck already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

smile Chris touched privy's head,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could pick up Jennifer's idea. There was no thought of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's oral sex. whoremonger heard Jennifer ["John gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"flavour like shite now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologise for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious mind another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no congeneric. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"King John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to lav."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John was in surgery for possibly an minute then recovery. Finally a nanny came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able-bodied to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the regretful for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, kinsfolk only."The young nanny said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me bonk when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the solely living relation. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only congenator, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the manor hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm meritless Dr. I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouthpiece dropped receptive, Chris ?

"I am only here to bid you two a happy life. Now no more of this immature man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did whoremonger as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to give thanks Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be glad as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to utter when they both heard sledge bells. Turning to each early they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you Gospel According to John Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Dec 25 my love ! ”