Xmas Natural Endowment ( Caw 26 )
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Here it was almost a month before Christmastide and I had no spirit at all. Christ, I had always had with child Yule liveliness loved to give rather than receive. This year I had nothing, all my children were scattered, me and the wife had parted ways not in a good way, though we were still married. I figured what the Hell, without them it just was n't Christmas or hellhole for that affair a living, I just wanted to end it, life to me did n't feel Charles Frederick Worth living anymore, true I might be reading more into it than there was. I looked around the office was I a Coward ? Was I really that weak ? Huh guess I was, walking out I still had n't decided how to end it. Laughing a moment I really was a Noel Coward, not a gun, too trashy, car ? No too abominable and might not work too many survived.
I had called all my nestling but of course they had their own biography so were far to occupy to be bothered with their old man. snake pit, I just wanted to bid them well, hoped they had a good vacation with their folk. The last theatrical role I left, I apologized for bothering them as I knew that they were meddling and I really did n't want to take up all their clip. Hell, I 'd even tried to see my grandson to no avail. So I left the office having already fallen into a cryptic depression.
I walked maybe a nautical mile, had turned off the dumbfound track finally coming to stop on an old metal bridgework. I knew the urine would cross my body away as fasting and sonorous as it was flowing. Looking around I started to wax up the railing when there was a splash, looking down I saw a man flailing in the water.
'' avail ! HELP ! '' The man shouted, jumping in I swam to him bringing him to the shore. A couplet of police ship's officer appeared a few minutes later and took us to a topical anesthetic shelter. There they began to interrogate the man, then just left as suddenly they just left slapping me on the back calling me a hero. Ok, that was odd they never left that fast without investigating a lot Thomas More than they had.
Looking over at the 50-55 year old man stooped over the bed I had to ask, `` you ok there uh ... fellow ? ``
'' It 's Clarence, '' He replied. `` Yes, I am delicately. '' I stared at the old really old underwear that the man was putting back on his body.
'' You 're favorable he jumped in to save you after you fell in. '' Another shelter man who 'd heard the story said.
'' Oh, I did n't devolve in I jumped in, to deliver George IV here, stopping him from committing self-destruction '' Clarence said a huge smiling on his face.
The shelter man stopped a mo shock on his side, then opened his sassing to say, `` Oh but it 's against the law to charge self-destruction here. ``
'' I know it 's against the law where I 'm from, '' Clarence said.
'' Oh ? Where 's that ? '' I said looking up, finally I was n't cold.
'' Oh, ah heaven ! I 'm his defender angel. '' Clarence said.
The shelter man fell out of his chairman a looking of impact and skepticism on his cheek as he quickly fled the scene.
'' Now wait, '' I said, `` you jumped in to make unnecessary me ? Seems like it 'd be easygoing to just step up and say hey do n't do it ! Do n't you mean ? ``
'' True, on-key, '' Clarence replied, `` but then again would you really have listened ? Besides it saved you now did n't it ? ``
Laughing I said, `` say uh ... Clarence you got anywhere to go or stay ? ``
'' No George VI, I 'm alright. '' He chuckled.
'' That 's another thing how the infernal region do you know my public figure ? '' I looked at him suspiciously. `` You some kind of stalker or something ? ``
'' No, I 'm cypher like that, '' Clarence cheekily said, `` I 'm an angel specifically YOUR defender angel. ``
Nodding my forefront this was a bit much to take from a man I 'd just saved from drowning, `` Uh huh yeah, you sure you 're ok ? You did n't chance your headway did you ? You need a doctor ? ``
'' No, '' Clarence chuckled, `` I am Clarence Oleman, AS2 at you service. ``
'' AS2 ? Huh, '' I said. `` Just what exactly is an AS2 ? ``
'' Ah ! saint secondly family, I do n't sustain me extension yet, I have to earn them. You my honest man, are going to help me. '' Clarence replied happily.
'' ME ? Oh no, no, no I think you got the wrong man. I 'm just a broken down, used up, old man, ai n't honorable for zero much now a days. If anything I 'd get you an express trip to the other piazza. `` Bout the alone thing I 'm just for anymore is screwing up. Besides it might be embarrassing for you to be seen with me. '' I told Clarence believing every word.
'' Oh, you do n't consider that your wife, your tyke or your Grandchild would be considerably off if you were dead do you ? '' Clarence said a flavor of horror on his face.
'' Ah ! '' I said, `` you 're right it 'd probably be better if I was never born. ``
'' Oh, you must n't say ... '' Clarence started, then looking up, `` say that 's not a bad idea what do you think ? Hmmm yeah alright, that ought to do it. Ok St. George, ya got your regard, you 've never been born. '' At those words a Brobdingnagian wind blew the doorway assailable stirring everything up creating a slew. `` Show off ! '' Clarence shouted.
Getting up I helped Clarence clean up the mess, `` well I said, I best be going I have a business to run. ``
'' I would n't be so trusted George III, '' Clarence said. `` Mind if I tag along ? ``
'' Sure, '' I said, `` they might be able-bodied to get you set up with something at the store. '' I told him.
We walked for a while then entered the building I had my business in. Something was off where were all the offices ? Why was there just a vast room with diminutive booth in it.
A cleaning woman walked up to me, `` I 'm no-account sir but you do not belong here, you 'll induce to depart. ``
I looked at the woman, `` just who are you ? I own this edifice and I do n't commemorate hiring you. ``
'' That 's amusing, '' the char smirked, `` john Thompson owns this building and you most definitely do n't count like him. I am building security system, now you 'll have got to go out, this is a porn editing house and your presence here is disturbing everyone. I suggest you leave before I throw your ass out ! '' The woman shouted.
'' What ? ! '' I said in disbelief standing there in shock as several prominent men walked up and literally threw us out the threshold ! Lying on the side walk I brushed my clothes off, stood and walked back in the room access only to come flying back out a second later.
I started to enter a thirdly time when the cleaning woman walked out, `` I suggest that you leave, your military action have already alerted the local anesthetic authorities they should be here in a few minutes, if you 're still here then, you 're going to jail. '' With that she shut the door in my look and locked it.
'' That 's my building, '' I said.
'' No it is n't, '' Clarence said, `` you were never here to buy it or to force the porn manufacture out on the outskirts of the urban center. ``
'' What ! ? '' I yelled as we started to take the air away down the street. `` No I was there, I saw them all pack up and propel. ``
'' No George you were n't. '' Clarence repeated. `` You were n't here to protrude the prayer, or carry the fight to the city council George, because you were n't born ! ``
Looking at Clarence I must have been heavy 'cause I did n't hear a bingle Son he was saying.
'' No, '' I said, `` It just some kind of prank, look here comes Burt one of my best friends. ``
Waving down the cabbie he stopped, `` Yeah pal where ya going ? ``
'' Come on Burt stop playing you know I live at 21 sycamore fig, get along on rent me abode. ``
'' Yeah, yeah right maintain your shirt on ! '' We pulled out and the cabbie passed a police force car drawing the military officer 's attending and wave at me then doing a crazy sign.
The cab with the 3 of them stopped in front of a crack down condemned house, George ran from the cab in the nominal head broken door. `` tike ? Jane ? Jr ? '' They could hear him shouting through out the edifice. A here and now later the police ship's officer pulled up.
'' They are n't here, '' Clarence said, `` cause you were never born to have them. '' I just stared at him like he was crazy.
'' Yeah, what you got Cyril Lodowic Burt ? '' the officer said.
'' Not for certain Tom, think this guys a birdbrain spouting all variety of stuff and nonsense, especially that I knew him, never seen the guy in my life. ``
'' Alright, I 'll delay it out Burt, '' The officer said.
'' Ok buddy you 've had your fun clock time to go, this property is n't rubber been condemned, '' the officer told me. `` We need to get you to a hospital you appear to be stressed out really bad. Come on out of there before I have to arrest you for trespassing ! ``
I came out not really surely what the hell was going on. `` look Tom, can we go to my female parent 's ? She can vouch for me ok ? '' I asked Tom.
'' Sure, '' he said, `` then we 'll get you to the infirmary, you obviously have had some case of header injury. ``
'' Sure, sure, whatever you say, '' I said to try and conciliate the man.
We drove to the other slope of town, downtown I could see that it was almost all porn theaters, prevention, with half of the edifice boarded up and closed, what the nether region was going on ? This was one of the most active areas of the town, but here I saw almost half was closed, was I in the wrong township ?
Finally we stopped in front of a boarding house. Huh ? That was n't right where was female parent 's family ? Knocking on the door I sighed in relief when my female parent answered the door.
'' Mom, you have to let me in the public has gone crazy I ... '' I started
'' Mother ? Who are you ? Is this some eccentric of sick Joke ? I ai n't got any Kyd my just son died a few old age ago in forepart of the shoal, a driveway by. I do n't screw you from cristal. '' The annoyed woman said.
'' mother it 's me George, your son, I was just with your brother 2 hours ago. '' I said.
'' Oh yeah ? Where ? '' She asked cautiously.
'' Why right wing here, '' I replied.
'' That 's a lie ! My brother is in county lock-up for drunk and chaotic deportment. If you want a way it 's money up front man. '' She growled at me, then slammed the door in my face. I could only digest there my mouth open feeling like an imbecile, what in the inferno was up ? I knew a joke like this could be done but not on this scale, and to have my mother involved to this extent ?
I walked to the end of the walk Tom the cop was there, `` Alright chum you 've had you 're luck, time to go in. '' Pulling out a set of deal handcuff I watched without moving, 'til he was right upon me then I sprang. Catching Tom with a surprise uppercut I watched him fall then lit out the opposite direction.
Groaning he rose pulling his six-gun, `` closure ! '' I heard him vociferation, then his gun firing over my head. running game, twisting turning through every alley way I could I soon lost him, though I knew it was only a matter of time before they located me. Finally stopping in a Mungo Park not far away I waited for night to fall.
Clarence soon appeared. `` You see George V ? No one knows you, you were never born to make friends with them. You were n't there when Tom graduated from police academy. ``
'' I know what this is you 've hypnotized me, I 've heard about people who have this stiff of a mind to make people suppose and do things they normally wo n't. '' I accused Clarence.
Sighing Clarence looked up and shook his head, `` you really do n't get it do you George ? You might not think that you 've done much but each man and char leaves a gull, a passage if you will upon all those whose liveliness they touch. I am surprised a man as well-informed as you has n't seen all this for what it really is. You 've been given a grand gift to actually see what the world would be like without you in it. ``
'' A gift ? '' I stated, `` Thomas More like a horrible twisted, insane nightmare. ``
'' No George VI it 's nothing like that you have ... '' Clarence started.
Grabbing Clarence by his shirt I stared straight into his eyes. `` I have to know Clarence, I have to roll in the hay, where 's my wife, she might hate me but at least she 'd see past the insanity of all this. ``
Struggling Clarence tried to break away free, `` I 'm not allowed to tell ... ''
'' William Tell me damn it ! or so facilitate me I 'll fatten out your lip, '' I threatened.
'' I ca n't George if I do ... '' Clarence sputtered.
'' WHERE ! '' I shouted.
'' She never married she 's an old bitter woman, she cleans at the hospital. She 'll be off in an hour ! '' Clarence shrieked, as I dropped him on the grass.
I started running for the former side of town I 'd barely make it. I had just got there when I saw some of the staff going away, `` Jane ! '' I yelled to get her attention. Startled, I saw her dash away in the opposite direction.
'' Jane ! '' I called as she took off even faster. Finally downtown I managed to see her. `` Jane ! Do n't you live me it 's George ! ``
I felt a burly arm yank me from her, `` hey pal you disturbing the dame ? '' can a buirdly voice.
'' Disturbing ? No, that 's my wife ! '' at which stage Jane let out a scream and passed out.
I lit out of there, the gang was starting to look ugly and they were starting to stare at me. I ran back to the car park, then kept going before I knew it I was at the same bridge deck again I could feel the split streaming down my face.
'' CLARENCE ! CLARENCE Can you pick up me Clarence ? ! I want to live, I do n't desire it to end this way. delight I want to live on ! I want to live ! Please Clarence, please. ``
A moment later a car stopped behind me on the span, `` George ? George ! '' I heard Tom the cop say.
turning I warned, `` go on get out of her Tom before I flatten you again ! ``
'' George brother, you ok ? Everyone 's been worried about you since you walked out earlier today. '' Tom said.
'' I said g ... wait you called me George ! '' I said suspiciously.
'' Yeah well that 's your name after all. '' Tom said slowly.
'' You mean you know me Tom ? '' I asked.
'' hoot Saint George you ok ? You hit your head ? You need a doctor ? '' Tom asked trouble etched on his face.
'' No Tom ! '' I shouted with Joy. `` I 'm fine ! as a issue of fact I am better than alright ! ``
'' Well I was supposed to tell you that your kids have called more than a few times about you. Something about you never returned their phone vociferation. '' Tom advised me.
Thanking him I took off for town, Yes ! This was the township I lived in ! There were thriving business here, no erotica houses, no bars just the town I remembered.
I was finally back to my edifice, strangely enough there was a crowd in front end, that and the fact that they
seemed to be waiting for something or someone. As I drew closer saw it was far more than than my staff, in fact it appeared to be almost every person I knew in the Ithiel Town. Huh, disappear for a short patch and they all come out of the wood work.
A Pres Young fair sex I 'd had my eye on for a while was the first to see me, `` Oh George ! '' She shouted as she ran up to me and threw her munition around me. `` You scared me to demise ! I was afraid you were gone for good ! Without me giving you your present. '' Here she slipped my manus into her pants to demonstrate she had naught on under her pants. Pressing into my hand I heard her gasp then she pulled back and blinked.
hoot I thought when had she flummox this damn hot for me ? Watching her base on balls back to the others I could reek her sex juice on my hand. Inhaling the perfume I thought she had an awful nice ass, shit I had almost missed it ! Looking up I winked and mouthed thank you Clarence, I most definitely wanted to live now !
That 's when I saw various of the early women giving me and my crotch the once over, hell yeah !
My daughter and son came to engage me to her theatre, though I really did n't want to see her I knew my wife would be there. Promising them I would be civil I went and actually enjoyed my self. In the back of my mind I knew I had at least 5 early invitations, all of them to one bed or another. While we were eating my grandson ran up and hugged me then turned as he heard a bell ring.
'' grandad, I heard that every time a bell rings an backer gets it 's wings. '' He said.
grinning I nodded, `` that 's right-hand, '' I said looking up, `` 'at a boy Clarence, 'at a boy ! ''