How I Met Your Mother


Bdsm, Humiliation, Spanking
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It was n't even a real party. It was just our regular Fri night get-together for pizza and a movie. We were in college and were n't part of the Frat and Sorority crowd. Some of us were commuter. Some lived in the dorms. Most dwell in off-campus housing. There was one off- campus rooming sign that had a huge shared life room with what was, for that day, a big- screenland TV. That was where we met.

Everyone was expected to cow dung in $ 5.00 toward pizza and pop. If you wanted beer or stronger, you had to bring in it yourself, and you had to be walking or taking the campus shuttle service when you left. Somebody rented or brought a movie or two and we ate pizza, drank beer, and talked until about one or two in the aurora and then everyone went home.

Once in a while someone would bring a appointment. Occasionally a couplet who met there would go domicile together, but for the most part it was just a bunch of college bookman on very compressed budgets killing an eve with pizza, beer and bullshit ... except that one night.

Doctor Thomas, one of the profs in the psychology department, had just gotten a Holy Scripture published and had given an undecided talk earlier in the week entitled, `` sexual Masochism - Normal or Aberrant behaviour ? '' It being a college campus, that was one open lecture that was actually pretty well attended.

Dave had gone to the lecture and was spouting off about it all being crap. `` These nuts do n't really get pleasure out of pain. They are just passive kitty that let other people push them around and then try to justify themselves by saying that they enjoy it. ''

Dave was a psychology major and considered himself to be the self-asserting alpha male of our group. We all knew that because hardly a Friday night went by that somewhere in the conversation Dave did not say in his most pontifical spokesperson, `` I am, after all, the self-assertive alpha male of this pack. ''

The group thought of him more in terms of a unlike set of words beginning with `` A '' and when he was not lay out referred to him as `` our aggressive asshole Male. ''

I do n't have it away if it was that Dave had consumed a little too much beer or that he wanted to show his superiority above the `` tired of shtup that Dr. T had been talking about, '' but he became more and more obnoxious and more and more insistent that all `` alleged masochists '' were just `` passive pussy who wo n't verify themselves against others. ''

A twosome of other psychology big league tried to reason with him and cited this or that book or professor, but being the aggressive son of a bitch male that he was, he just shouted them all down. After a while, it got to the point in time where he just sat there with his arms folded against his breast daring the great unwashed to speak.

I should have just left early and gone back home, but maybe I also had consumed a little too much beer. Or, maybe there is only so a great deal aggressive bunghole bullshit that I can put up with in a individual evening. For whatever reason, after a long time period of silence, I said calmly, `` Dave you are so entire of shit that a slip of Exlax would n't even make a dent in it. ``

'' What do you know, '' he harrumphed.

'' I know for certain that there are masses who - in the ripe circumstances - get sexual pleasure out of pain and they are not just passive twat. erotic pain and intimate meekness are not the same affair. You do n't ingest to let someone else control you to invite pleasance from what others call pain. ``

'' And how do YOU know that masochists are for genuine ? '' sneered Dave.

'' Because I am one ! '' I shouted back.

The room was suddenly very, very quiet. Everyone was looking back and forth from Dave to me waiting for the next words.

'' I suppose that means that every time you get hit hard out there on the football subject area, you pop a woody, '' laughed Dave.

'' No, '' I answered. `` I said 'under the right fortune'. ``

I turned to utter to the group more than Dave and continued, `` If a situation is already kind of sexual ... if I am already slightly turned on, then the wiring variety in my body. What should be a signal of pain sensation somehow becomes a sign of pleasance. Sometimes that could be physical infliction, or it even could be emotional pain like embarrassment or mortification. And yes, it works better if someone else is inflicting that pain or humiliation, but that does n't entail that the mortal doing that is overpowering me. It means I am allowing them, or even encouraging them to give me delight through bother. ``

'' Big Bible dweeb boy, but you 've got no validation. I 'll give you the fact that you can hold your own against almost anyone in a fight or an argument, but there is no way I 'll conceive that you get pleasure out of painfulness. ``

Charlene, who owned the house where we met and was a post-graduate student working on her Doctor of psychology, chimed in with her sweet-as-honey counselor-at-law interpreter, `` I think there is a way to prove or confute this. ``

Now all eyes were on her. `` When we do sexual response experiments the 'peter meter'tells us exactly whether or not a specific mental image or context good turn someone on. '' She looked over at me, `` If you want to show Dave wrongfulness, all you have to do is let mortal sacrifice you a little pain sensation and we see what happens. We do n't have all those fantasy sensors and read-out usable, but the old fashioned 'angle of the dangle'meter will state us whether or not you are turned on by what is done. ``

I looked over at Dave. Apparently the arrest was seeable on my side because Charlene continued, `` Do n't worry. Dave is not going to touch you. I do n't call back Dave swatting your ass would ease up you anything but pain anyway. '' Everyone laughed.

She paused for a prospicient moment and then added, `` I 'll be the one inflicting the pain in this experiment. ``

Charlene was a fine looking woman, and I think at that point several of the guys in the elbow room would have suddenly volunteered to be a part of the mental test, but she was all business and ignored everyone but me. She pointed to the wide doorway that led to what used to be the front living room. It was one of those of the really old-fashioned doorway with the opening for the transom window above it. `` We will tie your wrist to the top of that doorway and then strip you down to au naturel. I will then use a ping pong paddle on your ass until it is effective and red. If the peter meter rises, we have clinical evidence that you actually get off on pain sensation. If not, then I guess Dave is powerful. ``

She was honest - manipulative as hell, but skillful. She had me backed into a niche. I could have just said `` No, '' but instead I agreed - more or less. `` OK, '' I replied, `` but you are not stripping me. I will take my off own clothes. '' Looking directly at Dave I added, `` And my safeword is 'aggressive asshole .'If I say that, everything stops. ``

'' Assertive answer, '' replied Charlene also looking over at Dave. Then she turned to me and said simply, `` mess, '' and throw off my hand. I got up and walked over into the room access and held my hands above my fountainhead to see how I would fit. If my hired hand were tied to the top of the door, I would be stretched, but not overly uncomfortable.

'' Anybody got some big rope that wo n't cut into my wrists ? '' I asked, and almost immediately a gentle, black rope about an inch in diameter came flying across the room. There were tassels on the end of it and one of the big curtains on the front window was no longer tied back, so I knew exactly what it was and where it came from. `` That 'll do, '' I said. Then, turning to Charlene I added, `` Let 's start this experimentation. ''

Before I could think too long about what I was doing, I took off my T-shirt and dropped my short circuit to the ground. It was late spring and that was all that I was wearing. Even back then I normally did n't wear underwear in warm weather.

Charlene brought a death chair over to the threshold and stood on the chairwoman to firmly tie my bridge player to the top of the doorway. The peter metre moved a little off zero, and someone called out, `` thing are stirring. '' The sudden rising tide of chagrin as I fully realized that I was now standing naked in figurehead of a fairly with child group of untested men and adult female whom I considered to be my friends caused the tool meter to firm up an additional notch or two, but dangle remained last to zero.

Charlene stepped behind me and stroked my ass a match of time. I twitched away from her mite, and she laughed lightly and said, `` That is just to enhance the intimate nature of what I am going to do. '' Then looking at the group she added, `` Besides, he has a really courteous ass. '' I think what she was actually doing was checking my reaction to chagrin. I did turn over very red at her words, but the shaft meter remained just above zero.

I was just starting to ask myself what in the sin I had gotten myself into when suddenly there was a loudly smack and fire erupted into my trunk through my ass impertinence. Charlene had slammed that ping pong paddle against me with all of her strength.

'' That was just to get your attention, '' she said. Then she began working over my ass like an expert. She would paddle relatively softly for a few accident then really lay one on. She would vary the tempo from several right in a row to long pauses that almost made me wonder whether or not she had stopped. Sometimes she struck from the right and then she would evidently backhand my ass and come in from the left wing. She made it insufferable to forestall what was going to pass next.

I could finger the vivid pain in the neck, but I knew that within and beneath that botheration lay a tantalizing horizontal surface of joy. I closed my eyes and `` went into the bother. '' No, I do n't know what that means or exactly what happens, but when you stop avoiding the pain, but rather embracing it, everything changes. It is almost as if a electric switch is thrown that takes the painfulness impulses off the pain data track and sends them down the pleasure caterpillar tread.

I gave myself to the pain, and from that point on, the annoyance wagon train was roaring down the pleasure track and aim uphill at broad steam. Suddenly Charlene stopped everything. I do n't know how many swats Charlene had given me at that point, but I do hump that the putz time was reaching above 90 degrees.

She stepped around me to calculate out at the group that had gathered on the floor to watch. `` My God, Judy, '' she cried out, `` your middle are glazing over. You are really getting into this. '' She then said in an almost little girl sing-song interpreter `` We just might have more than one masochist with us tonight. ``

I opened my eyes and saw Judy sitting on the floor in battlefront of me with several other girls. She was at the very breast sitting in that almost kneeling situation where a girl more or less sits on her mortise joint. I do n't bang how girlfriend do that. Men do n't sit that way, but women do all the time. Everyone turned to await at her, and she scrunched herself turn down as she mumbled softly, `` No, I .... uh .... ''

Charlene walked over and stood above her. `` Judy, '' she began, `` you can sit there and abnegate what you are feeling - and we will let you do that if that is what you really need to do - or you can stand up and show us just how turned on this is making you. Then you can strip and go loop your hands over his neck and stand there face to face so I can thwack both of your fundament at the same metre. ``

After what seemed ilk various minute of arc of absolute secrecy, Judy slowly stood up. She was wearing a wakeful weight T-shirt with some kind of flower print on it and soft, chickenhearted shorts that hugged her body. As she stood up it was obvious to everyone that she was very wet between her leg. In fact, there was so very much moisture that it almost looked like she had peed herself.

'' It 's your pick, '' Charlene intoned softly. `` If you want this, just take off your clothes and go seize his neck. I will spank both of you at the same clock time so that you go in high spirits together. ``

Judy 's middle were definitely glazed over as she took off her shirt and then slid her short circuit to the ground. She, too, was not wearing underwear. She came over and stood in figurehead of me and looked up into my eyes for various moments. She then reached up and clasped her hands behind my neck and pulled herself tightly against me. As she did so my penis was forced upward between us and pressed against both our stomachs. I think the peter meter was now just below 100.

The room access was wide enough that Charlene could stand more or less alongside of us. She now had a Ping niff paddle in each mitt as she began once again to smell my ass and Judy's.

With offprint paddle for each of us, Charlene had more opportunity for variance. Sometimes she would strickle both of us at exactly the Sami prison term, sometimes she would understudy me and then Judy and sometimes one paddle would strike just ahead or behind the other.

I am not exactly sure when we started, but both Judy and I began to press and rub against one another as our bodies were driven by the boat paddle. My peter cadence was no longer seeable, but there was no doubt in anyone 's mind that I was very turned on. There was no doubt about Judy either as her moans and cries soon filled the room. Then suddenly she pulled herself upward by her coat of arms, wrapped her legs around my waist, and lowered herself down on my prick.

Charlene took that as a cue to change her paddling to a uninterrupted rhythm of showtime Judy and then me driving us back and Forth River. We rocked back and forth to the beat, feeling the sting of the paddle and the pleasure of intercourse until Judy and I exploded in a mutual orgasm.

Charlene immediately stopped paddling and Judy and I clung to each early in the doorway. She kept looking over at her apartment mates and then turning and burying her head against my articulatio humeri, turning redder and redder and redder with superfluity. We had, after all, just put on a very hot, live sex appearance for about thirty of our tightlipped friends.

'' Damn, '' I heard Dave splattering. `` If I had n't of seen it, I never would possess believed it. This bullshit is just to weird for me. '' With that he left for the evening.

There were a lot of battle cry of `` Bye Dave, '' and `` Do n't let the room access hit you in the ass, '' but since it was late, most of the group soon followed Dave through the door. That left just me and Charlene and Judy and the other lady friend who rented rooms from Charlene.

The girls slipped out the other room access of the front elbow room and headed upstairs to their rooms. Judy continued to bury her aspect in my shoulder as she hung from my neck, supporting herself with her legs wrapped around my waist. My now deflated penis was still buried deeply privileged her.

Charlene came over to us and laughed slightly, `` When you are ready, Judy, just pluck yourself up off of him and let yourself slip back down to the ground. '' Looking me directly in the face, she added, `` Then I 'll get you untied so you can go menage. ``

She stepped back a little ways and with another laugh added, `` This would probably wee-wee one hell of an interesting paper, and I could probably get it published in a some very prestigious publication. '' She laughed again and then shook her heading as she looked at both of us and continued, `` But I could just as likely end up charged with something or another by the police or the university, so I think we will just let this evening fade into the folklore of campus life at this university. In ten geezerhood or so it will be just an urban fable that nobody really believes. ``

Judy pulled herself up slightly, let herself back down to the storey, and shakily leaned against the wall. Charlene untied my radiocarpal joint. As I picked up my dress and began to get dressed, Judy came and stood before me, still naked. She said, `` I think you and I are meant for each other. We understand each early. We can be equals and yet give ourselves to each early and pick up from each early what we both need. ``

She was right. No one was surprised when we were married at the end of the school day year. We have been married for a long prison term now. We are very much peer and we still give ourselves to each early and encounter from each other what we both need - common making love, ... and titillating pain.

My favourite is when we both insert an anal dildo connected to a rough-cut X unit. A separate tens unit of measurement supplies arousal to our tit just at the pain sensation limen, but the whole connected through our anal plugs is set to maximum. It has a semi-random timer and we never know for sure when it will ship lightning through both of us as we make have intercourse. The arousal, the risk, the fervour, the anticipation of pain all drive us angry, and on those Day where we time it exactly right and the firing arrives just was we both peak, the coming which we experience together almost equals that first-class honours degree time when we showed the human race that masochists are real.

And that, my dear, is how I met your mother.

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