Mellors was something of an enigma. A finely, hansom, upstanding Loretta Young man with no ambition beyond becoming a Butler at my land house in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his liveliness, he excelled at the small town schoolhouse and yet when time to leave alone school day came he approached me for a position.

"But young man you can surely do better than enter help ?"I enquired and when he replied with some improbable tale I offered him a billet of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the showtime the attraction was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair's-breadth, schoolgirlish laugh, sparkling eyes and broad of living, like her female parent about whom the to the lowest degree said the better, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo team and most of the opposition before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a whore house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally participating"At it like knives,"to use the vernacular and it was a surprisal she had not already fallen for a child. For this rationality as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a dear friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could let been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big round as he was tall he did not wear his sixty years well, but he was like an former brother to me, the sort who puts frogs in unity boots and tells tales to Mama.

There was just the problem of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a patch to break up that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my Church Father had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her nuptials, it worked well, especially for little girl whose virginal membrane had been well and truly lost tenacious before the wedding ceremony. Father had the blame, whether he had the fille or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maiden and if the virginal membrane were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking invigorated young unswayed maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to seek succor with a chambermaid, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one time and now had to provide accommodation for her and her brat at Hastings, so now I dallied with low rules of order whose accommodation could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the least impressed with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable companion,"I suggested.

"And how a good deal is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"Nothing,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At to the lowest degree when you are safely wed you shall be able to sample the servant to your mettle content with no jeopardy of heading illegitimate child,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of girl do you take me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the observance was due.

"Just a formalities doctor, I need to ensure her virginity before the observance,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't overcharge your own progeny !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the wayward,"I confided,"I am reasonably surefooted she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the issue entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before doctor Legge,"What is the signification of this ?"she demanded.

"The trade good doctor is required to verify your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the rightfulness to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not hold your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well doctor do your regretful !"she snapped and she raised her copious skirt to bring out her speed thighs.

"lamb god she is shaven like a harlot !"the doctor exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"mammy says it is requisite to rouse elderly valet de chambre,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a sound many years,"I insisted.

"She writes me varsity letter sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the couch please my honey and circularise your legs that I may study you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hired hand down his knickerbockers to re format his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirts, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The Dr. eased her thighs apart and taking his eyeglass he inspected her womanhood, gently easing her cleaning woman's lips apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my master,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how small you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to underworld for eternity ?"

"No, the very mean makes me nauseated,"I declared,"Are you sure doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your flirt with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common knowledge,"I declared.

"fountainhead he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did illuminate me,"she paused,"mom explained how fingers and the tongue may fulfil a gentleman's gentleman with no risk of bearing a child."

"Dear god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may take me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to shoot it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his rippling muscles and pixilated manhood, I can not love a man so much my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an fantabulous chap, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her female parent. A plan unfolded. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One instant,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the way and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him leave the kitchen, along the passage and up the stairs, to the ground flooring and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my bailiwick where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her annulus,"I said don't relocation, raise your dame and disseminate your peg again Lavinia."

She gave me a black look but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had carnal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lips on her shave heap, your tongue in her moist time slot, your cock between her firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your semen ? Have you never suckled her rampant breast buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant humanity into her tight puckered ass hole ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the sleep ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her lip stopping point thing at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a service first."

He seemed puzzled,"Keep your doll lofted Lavinia, spread your legs and prepare for your virginal membrane to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and take my own girl maidenhead I must delegate, and in sight of Dr Legge's nitty-gritty condition, it must pass to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My core is warm as a horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least fifty years of age and sawbuck are generally suddenly long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Doctor and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be worse, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"judging by the extrusion in your knickerbockers I would say you should make no trouble what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"Good god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the alacrity of one which could only afford to pay for ten second with a working girl which I would have expected.

"Father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her lingua when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the second to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took postponement of her around the waist and eased his member within her. In just one smooth moment she was his. Just the brief moan and she was his. No underground what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ridiculous, dressed in her day clothes to the waist and entirely publicise below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of trend I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you signalize to that effect, it requires two signatures and the signature of a Justice of the Peace and a professional gentleman will serve,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"green law marriage,"I explained."We have seen a great demonstration of affection, indeed a adultery, so all that is required is to bless a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"5 guineas for your difficulty ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a form ?"he came back. As it happened there were a sheaf of the Saami in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"congratulation, I now declare you to be man and wife in common law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not jesting,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now proceed,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Church, the presents, the response ?"

"The present can go back, the vicar will have to be paid as will the consort and bell ringers,"I explained.

"How shall I find a rich husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall have dowry enough to support yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the makings of a exquisitely gentleman and may well excell in clientele with a soundly woman behind him, and in the absence of one you will bear to suffice."

"And the reception ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine ? !

"We shall lionise Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"hush, we will opine of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant appendage myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to notice my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No master copy,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my smock, let me pick out it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and goodness as her give-and-take she removed her gaberdine to stand naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door physical body hurts my back."

"So climb on my rooster and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are racy !"she simpered,"mortal might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to accept me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her branch around me she gave herself to me as waves of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode forth to my report, she held my breeches so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"Father !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no risk,"my maid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now bring in your wench and let us talk over thing like gentlemen do in a cyprian house."

"skirt, how dare you call me skirt !"Lavinia bridled.

"give over Miss,"the maidservant said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snuggery, I sat on my chairman while my maidservant straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other chair with his knickers down."For Eden's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their tongue entwined noisily,"Do you love me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the get-go time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head,"Oh well my dearest, lilliputian fortune of any sensible discussion,"I advised,"Lets leave these two to their delight and away to my bed."

"Do you love me ?"my Maid asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's variety of being in love is it not ? ”