Ai N'T No Fun If My Homie Ca N'T Get None


AI N'T NO FUN ...

'' I 'm just saying, he 's too old for my baby, '' Cecile stated, staring at her best Friend, Angela.

'' Anastacia is not a sister. She 's 21, for Jesus Christ 's saki. And so what if he 's a few years older than her. A maturate man can assist her ... ''

'' Can take up advantage of her .... All my sister knows is summercater and her school work. She 's not into men like that. He 's going to offend my baby ... ''

'' You do n't even have intercourse the man ... ''

'' I know men ! '' Cecile stated firmly. `` All of them are just alike. They all think with their cock and not their hearts. ''
'' That 's not fair, besides, she just met him ... what ... three workweek ago when she was home. All they 've been doing is talking on the phone. ``

'' She chases me off the phone to serve his telephone call, '' Cecile said, exasperated. `` He 's the first person she talks to in the morning, and the last at night. ''

Angela chuckled. `` You 're going to have to let go ... cut her umbilicus string one day, Cecile. You should be happy that she 's finally getting a perceptiveness of love. ''

'' That 's not get laid, '' Cecile snarled. `` That man wants to hump my babe and then he 's going to exit her mellow and dry. He 's going to hurt my babe 's heart. ''

'' How you know he 's not Mr. Right ? ''

'' Mr. Right Now, '' Cecile scowled.

'' I think you are being too hard on the man. Besides, dedicate him clock time to bear witness who he really is. If he 's a dog, in meter, it 'll come out. A dog ca n't hide forever. ''

'' That 's just it, Angela, we do n't bear any time. He wants to take her on a cruise when she comes rest home for summer break. ''

'' That 's so nice, '' Angela swooned.

'' She comes home in a week. ''

'' I know you 're a pertain female parent, but do n't do anything that will have Anastacia to be mad at you. ''

'' I 'm going to do what I have to do to make sure this dog does n't hurt my infant. ``

'' Be measured, Cecile. Very careful. This shit could recoil on your ass and ruin the realtionship you two have. ''

'' This is a grown ass man I 'm trying to protect her from. He 's nothing but an old dog trying to select advantage of my babe. And I 'm not going to let that bump ! ''


* * *

'' Coming out to the lodge ai n't nothing like it used to be, bro, '' Eusebius Hieronymus said to his younger blood brother, Mikey, as they waited for the parking gentleman's gentleman to bring Eusebius Hieronymus 's Maxima. `` I remember when I coulda come to the baseball club and pick, choose and refuse hos. ''

'' You ai n't lying, bro. All I come out for now is to get my drink on and unwind after busting my ass all week, '' Mikey explained.

'' I feel you, '' Jerome said as the valet stopped in front of him. He tipped the valet and jumped behind the wheel.

Mikey jumped in the passenger 's nates. `` That 's why I always pick up one a my lil caper, get her some weed, something to eat, and take her to a hotel til I come back from the golf club. ``

Jerome laughed as he pulled off. `` And what do you do if you find something in the club ? ''

'' Go fuck ! Then go to the hotel and fuck again, '' Mikey stated like it should induce been obvious.

Hieronymus started laughing. `` You always fucking with hos that live with their man. ``

'' Them the serious ones. Let person else deal with them hos problems. I fuck. That 's what I do. Them some nice hos that I fuck, but hos have too a good deal drama when involved in kinship. ''

'' So, what you saying is that it 's stress free and less drama when you the other man ? ''

'' Hell yeah ! See you would n't understand 'cause you have all them hos feeling like you 're their man ... ''

'' But I do n't take in no dramatic play. '' Saint Jerome laughed.

'' See, you be fucking with them commodity girls. The master women. I ai n't gon na lie, bro, you run your hos ... ''

The sound of Jerome 's ringing earphone stopped Mikey midspeech. St. Jerome checked his caller ID. `` Anastcia 's mom ! What the fucking ? ''

'' Anastacia ? That tall, fine ass chick that plays volleyball for UCON ? The one you met in the club about three weeks ago ? ''

'' Yeah. Wife to be. '' Jerome grinned.

'' What the hell you doing with her mother 's electric cell phone number, bro ? More importantly, what her mother doing calling you at three XL five in the dawning ? plunder call option ? ''

'' Shut up ! '' Jerome said, pressing the green ikon. `` howdy ? ''

'' Hello ? Where are you ? '' a female person voice asked.

It was n't Anastacia for sure. The woman sounded a little older. `` On my way home ? '' Jerome answered tentatively.

'' I thought you were taking me to get something to eat ? '' she asked, sounding disappointed.

She sounded a footling tipsy too.

Jerome stifled a laugh as he looked across to his brother who was making bed faces and humping motions in the passenger bottom. `` May I ask who you want to speak to ? ''

'' Who is this ? '' she asked, sounding alarmed. `` Is this Jermaine ? ''

'' No, I 'm sorry you must stimulate dialed the wrong number. ''

'' Who is this ? Your number is programmed into my speech sound, '' she demanded.

'' This is Jerome. I 'm a friend of Anastacia 's ... ''

'' Anastacia 's friend ? What your number doing program in my phone ? '' she asked with a trivial attitude.

'' Is this her mother ? ''

'' Yes, it is ! ''

'' I met her when she was home three weeks ago. She had your phone ... I think her telephone set had gotten stolen ... ''

'' Oh yeah, I remember now, '' she chuckled, sounding a bit at ease. `` I 'm sorry for calling you at this hour ... ''

'' That 's quite okay ... ''

'' I was trying to call a friend of mine. He was supposed to require me for something to eat, but he disappeared on my as ... listen to me, I 'm telling you all my business. alcoholic drink just loosens my spit. I 'm sorry for calling you. ''

'' That 's okay. It was nice talking to you, '' Jerome said, chuckling.

'' Please do n't evidence Anastacia ... she hates when I go out for potable. ''

'' It 'll be out little underground, '' Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus said, chuckling.
'' promise ? '' she cooed.

'' I promise. ''

'' Thank you, '' she said. `` okay. Drive safely. ''

'' You too, '' St. Jerome said. `` Bye. ``

'' Byyyyyye, '' she sang, ending the call.

Mikey laughed. `` That was a swag call. Mama want some. ''

'' You crazy, bro. Besides, her mummy do n't be intimate me. ''

'' Mama fine ? '' Mikey asked with a raised eyebrow.

'' I do n't know. I 've never met the woman. She sounds sexy as hell, though. ''

'' If her daughter takes after her, she probably is delicately, '' Mikey said as he fired up a joint. He hit it and passed it over.

Jerome cranked up the book as he got on I-95 North. He took a hit of the roast and passed it back. `` You know what, I 'm going home. I do n't feel like being bothered with none a my hos tonight. She done got me thinking about Anastacia. And this gage only ga make me hungry. I 'll sink myself off and you can take in my ride. ''

'' My car already by the hotel. Why ca n't you just drop me off ? '' Mikey asked as he took out a napkin from his wallet. He unrolled it and took out half a blue contraceptive pill and threw it in his rima oris. Then he chugged the remnant of the water that he had brought out of the club.

'' Because I do n't palpate like passing home to deteriorate you off. Just drop me and deport the car. ''

five-spot hour later, Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus pulled in front of their sign, pressed the button for the service department door and hopped out. It was n't until he was inside and upstairs getting disrobe that he remembered his cell phone. He had left it in the Max.

terzetto minutes later, Mikey stared at his pal 's ringing phone. Anastacia 's mom. What the ass does she require now ? I 'm not answering that shit, he thought as he headed on a collision grade for the hotel. The speech sound stopped ringing, then started up again. Mikey ignored it again. The one-third meter it rung, he answered it. It has to be an emergency brake. `` howdy ? ''

'' Are you home already, '' the female asked.

'' No ... ''

'' Well why were n't you answering the earphone ? You making a booty call or something ? ''

'' No, '' Mikey said, then took a drag on the articulation, laughing because she did n't cognise it was n't Jerome she was talking to.

'' Are you smoking ? ''

She sounded intrigued rather than repugnant, so he said, `` Mmmm-hmmm. ``

Her voice became mild and sounded sexy. `` I called to ask a favor ... ''

'' What variety of favor ? '' Mikey asked.

'' Well my protagonist had to run home to his nagging ass wife, and I 'm hungry. But I do n't want to sit in IHOP by myself, not at this hour. Why do n't you join me ? My goody. ''

'' Which IHOP are you at ? ''
'' I 'm not there yet. I was calling to see if you 'd encounter me first. ''

'' Which one are you going to ? ''

'' I live in Sawgrass ... there 's one right off of University. ''

'' I know where it is. I 'm about five min away. ''

'' Alright. I 'll meet you there. What are you driving ? '' she asked.

'' A disastrous Nissan Maxima. You ? ''

'' I 'm in a burgundy Felis onca XK. ''

'' Niiiice, '' Mikey sang. `` I 'll be in the parking lot when you get there. ''

'' Do n't smoke it all before I get there, '' she purred.

Mikey hung up the phone and laughed. If mama fine, I 'm goddamn sure gon na try and screw. Especially if she trying to get her fastball on.

Seven minutes later, Mikey watched as the burgundy XK pulled in at the IHOP. She pulled right following to him, shut off the railway locomotive and got out. From what he could see over the roof of the car, Mama was pretty as ass. And Cy Young looking. When she walked around the vertebral column of the car and he got a ripe look at her body, his dick started getting hard. `` Damn, momma fine as roll in the hay ! '' curvy. Now I know why she did n't require to go into IHOP by herself. Anywhere she go, she 'll get all kinds of unwanted attention. Especially in the doll and top she 's wearing. Her outfit was n't revealing or slutty or anything ; it was classy and neat, but emphasized everything she had.

Mikey took a hit and leaned over and opened the rider threshold for her. Her grinning lit up the interior.

'' Oh that smells wonderful, '' she said as she hopped in and closed the door behind her. `` I have n't smoked since college, '' she said, taking the offered joint.

'' I plan on stopping when I get my MBA. '' Mikey chuckled.

She took a longsighted attracter.

'' You might desire to take it easy with that, '' Mikey said a second gear too late.

She started coughing, but she refused to pass by the reefer. She held it as she eyed him over. She took another hit, pulling a slight easier this time. She kicked off her sling and twisted sideways to look him. She caught his eyes locked onto her segmentation and smiled. She brought the joint up to her lips and took another drag. The pot had her feeling good. And the wine-colored she had drank earlier had made her extremely horny. She knew she could get any man she wanted, so this was going to be fun. And easy. I 'll give away the dog and save Anastacia from a separate substance.

She ran her finger's breadth playfully over her collarbone, then down between her chest.

Mikey 's dick stiffened. The blue pill was in good upshot. Either he was going to jazz Mama, or he had to get to the hotel to Shelley Ann. `` So you gon na let me hit that ? '' Mikey asked.

'' You 're not shy at all, are you ? '' She blushed. `` You sure you can handle me ? '' she asked, leaning forward and rubbing the interior of his second joint.

'' I was referring to the joint, but since you brought it up, '' he said, making his peter saltation in his pants, `` I 'm for certain I can wield whatever challenges I 'm presented with. '' Their eyes locked. `` My interrogative sentence is, can you ? ''

Her hand slid from his thigh to his throbbing dick. `` Mmmmm, this is nice, '' she swooned.

'' You can take it out to get a effective spirit of it. Underneath all this cloth really does n't do it any Justice. It really is a work of art, '' Mikey boasted.

She accepted his challenge without a import 's falter. She unzipped his pants and took it out. Ten inch of throbbing black meat. `` Oh, God. This is ... we need to go someplace. Anyplace, '' she said as she skinned the foreskin back, leaned over and started kissing and licking his head.

'' Ohhh shittttt ! ! ! Where do you require to go ? '' Mikey barely got out as his oculus threatened to roll back into his head.

'' Anywhere, '' she mumbled as she kissed and licked and flicked her knife around his heading greedily.

Mikey leaned the seat back until he was almost lying flat. He hit the joint one Sir Thomas More clip as she got more enthusiastic with her tongue. He knew he was n't going to occur from a blowjob, but it felt too fucking practiced to break her.

He reached over and started caressing her ass. Damn ! Her ass was so soft, it made him whimper. He wanted to get up in her, but he could n't do that in the Maxima. And he definitely could n't do it in IHOP 's parking lot. He could n't train her to a hotel, because he did n't have decent cash for that. And he did n't want to go to her place, because he did n't know if he could do that, nor what her human relationship status was. The only position he could take her is home. `` What about your car ? '' Mikey asked.

She did n't stop to answer. She flailed her hand as if she did n't worry about that.

Fuck it, he thought and fired up the Maxima. He positioned his hired man so that he could channelize over her as she continued to feverishly shape his pecker. She was sucking ; he was caressing and fondling her breasts, and every section of her that he could touch.

Both of them were making all the appropriate interference as he raced place.

When he pulled into the service department and shut down the engine, she finally raised her head from his lap. She kissed him like a possessed woman. Hungrily. Greedily.

Mikey 's shaft ached to get up in her. `` Let 's go, '' he said as the garage door finished rolling down and the reflex light flicked off. They got out the level best, and as he stood at the front waiting for her to amount around to him, he really got a dependable feeling at her. She did n't seem a day over thirty five. As young as he was, he was confident that he was gon na kill her sexy old ass with pecker.

Lust was oozing from her brass. She grabbed his hand and pulled him tightly against her body. They were about the same height, so everything lined up. Their lip smashed against each others. Wisps of enjoyable moan escaped her brim as their tongues darted back and Forth in each former 's rima oris.

Mikey 's paw fumbled with the zipper of her skirt. He got it unfastened, then got a house handle on her cheeks. He picked her up as if she weighed nothing, spun her around and placed her on the top of the hot tough.

She swooned in surprise, wrapped her sculptured legs around his waist and pulled him right into her so that his peter was rubbing her the right way.

His hands fumbled with her skirt until he had it up and out of the way. Both of them fumbled with his swath and pants and underwear until zilch was between them except her sodden underclothing which she savagely pulled to the side so that his raw head could glide up and down between her blood engorged backtalk.

She was grinding desperately against his hot, throbbing head now. Her pussy was hot and wet and aching to feel that throbbing mass of center. Gripping his hip joint, she pulled him forward, plunging his rock-hard ten inch into her. She shut her heart and screamed as his dick stretched and filled her to the lip. She had n't felt pain and pleasure like that since she lost her virginity. She was trying to get use to the intuitive feeling, but he did n't give her time. He started moving that big dick around inside of her. It was hot and intemperately. fire coursed through her soundbox. Then there was the additional heat beneath her ass. She found the more she gyrated her ass up and into his deep punishing chance event, the to a lesser extent she felt the heat beneath her ass.

This was the first woman over 30 that Mikey has ever had the delight of fucking, so he had something to rise. He was fucking her like he had all humankind riding on his performance. His diagonal were bringing out all the earmark noises and fuck-faces that he got out of younger women, so he knew he was beating that pussy up proficient. That was all the boost his ego needed.

He picked her completely up off the punk and slowed down to his wicked winding.

'' Awwwwwww fuuuuuck, infant ! Sssssss ! ``

'' You like that, '' he asked.

'' Mmmm-hmmmm, '' she mumbled as he guided her hips into a ho-hum rocking apparent movement that made her button rub against his muscular pelvis.

She started nibbling his lip. `` Oh God, yeah. That feels good. ''

'' I want you to cum for me before we go inside, '' he muttered against her Sweet rim.

'' You do n't have to worry about ... about ... '' Her whimpering got cut curtly as petite jolts of lightning struck all through her causing her consistency to spasm involuntarily. `` 0h God, I 'm cumming. '' Her tempo quickened and her entire eubstance vibrated as her sexual climax resonated through her.

Mikey felt serious taking her inside. Now he was going to take her upstairs and put a proper nooky on her sexy old ass. He continued stroking her until her climax subsided, then he walked toward the door, stirring the pot as he went. He told her to strive behind her and move around the knob. She got the door opened without any problem.

The door opened directly into the kitchen, and as they were passing the icebox, she stopped him. `` Grab something cold to pledge. ''

Without losing rhythm, he stopped. She opened the fridge, leaned in a bit, and pulled out two nursing bottle of H2O. He bumped the threshold closed and started for the stairs.

Going up the stairs was a bit more difficult. Unsteadily, they made their way up bumping into the rampart and railing. She was giggling. They slipped and fell. She started laughing, and he covered her mouth quickly as he landed on top of her. Her pegleg found their way around his waistline and she locked both arms around his neck. They kissed passionately as he stroked down into her. She started grunting and humping up to get together his strokes. He felt his header slamming against the gristle at the very back of her pussycat. His head felt as if it was curving and going into another portion of her kitty-cat. Each time his head bounced against the gristle, her body convulsed. She bit his tongue as he sped up his thrusting to see if he could get one prospicient upheaval.

He got it as she came a secondly time right there on the stairway.

Her ramification unfolded from around his waist as he withdrew about eight of the ten inches he had inside her, using only two in to travail around the front portion of her sweet pussy.

She started humping on it and adjusting her rose hip so that she was angled properly. Then she asked for a little more.

He gave her about an in more.

'' Ah, fuck yeah ! right wing there ! '' she growled as she kept his mushroom cloud head rocking against the spongy area at the top of her cunt. `` Fuck ! '' she hissed. `` What are you trying to do to me ? ''

'' What every cleaning lady wants a man to do to them : fill them ... and then some, '' Mikey replied, turning it up a mountain pass.

'' You ... you sure are doing that, '' she whimpered. `` Ohh God ! This dick too blessed perfumed ... .ooooooeeeeeee. I 'm coming again, baby. Fuck meeeeeeee ! ''

Mikey readily complied. Fuck her and then some.

Once she caught her breath, Mikey decided it was best to take her into his elbow room before they woke Jerome up.

Hmmm. That would n't be such a bad idea.

He took her into his room and closed his bedroom door. She started undressing him as they made their way to the bed. She took mission now. She stood him up at the boundary of the bed and stripped him.

After making him step out of his pants and air-sleeve -- his brake shoe had gotten discarded somewhere between the kitchen and the stairs -- she kissed her way up his inner thighs, then sucked and licked their sweet mixture of juice of his sack and then moved up his shaft. She pushed him onto the bed, and as she crawled up and over him, she let her script roam up his muscular second joint, up his washboard stomach, all the way up to his chiseled chest. She leaned down and kissed him as she mounted that throbbing ten inches of glistening hawkshaw. When she raised up, his mouth latched onto her nipple as his bridge player kneaded her chest. She slipped his bulging oral sex between her sodden lips and lowered herself until she was filled to the brim. She positioned her knees on either side of him, leaned back and smiled down at him as she started gyrating her articulatio coxae. She rode him like only an experienced womanhood could. She got so into it that the mattress started sliding off the boxspring.

About four toothsome instant later, she exploded. Again.

heaving and glistening with sweat, she spun around into a setback cowgirl and started riding that stiff ten inch again. With his palms spanking her ass and his proficient fingers harrassing her vain clitoris, it did n't hold but a few minutes for her to build up to another sheet-tugging, earth-shattering orgasm.

She was totally exhausted, now.

Mikey was n't though. He flipped her onto her back and threw her legs over his shoulders. She was too weak to do anything but accept the sweet, punishing fortuity that took her to another orgasm.

As she floated down from her orgasmic high, he flipped her onto her stomach. Oh shit ! This my military position right here. Oohhhh shit this ... this Gawddammmn ... this some good peter. Each stroke was replenishing her energy. She got up on her human knee, and much to her delight, he pounded her mercilessly until her knees got weak and she fell flat on her venter. He did n't miss a stroke. He fell right on top of her and continued to methodically have it away her toward ecstasy.

It was obvious to her that her pleasure was his pleasure. She could n't say that for too many men. And he was properly equipped to feed her pleasure. She could n't say that about too many men, either. His putz had every spunk ending in her pussy tingling. It felt too just for her to tell him to halt or even slow down, but she was truly afraid to cum again. She did n't hump if she could handle another orgasm without pulling out her own hair. And then there was the blessed indulgent bed sheet. It was like a soft, smooth tongue on her clit helping his clay peter to coax another orgasm out of her. The impending orgasm was too dessert to avoid or even preclude.

screwing it ! Dick like this is few and far in between. I'ma take all he has to give.

She started throwing her pelvis up at him. Enthusiastically. She was determined to strike his untested ass with her this time, though. She started working her privileged brawniness and immediately felt him yeilding to her muscular tissue dominance. She started working him over proper. Giving as good as she was getting.

A few minutes later, both of them grunting and panting, came to a noisy climax. They moaned and groaned and strained and stroked each other until their orgasms peaked and ebbed. Then they collapsed.

She must sustain dozed off, because she suddenly found herself blindfolded and tied to the bed with silk tie-up. She was n't afraid ; she was tied loosely and could get her hands unloosen if she wanted. But, she did n't need to get give up. The things his lips and tongue were doing to her felt refreshing and rejuvenating. Before she knew it, she was begging for him to fulfil her kitty-cat up again with that hunk of throbbing meat.

He obliged her.

This meter he was n't fucking her. He was more attendant and passionate this prison term, which was good. He was giving her the Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde loving. She could n't believe the staying power that he had. She could n't think that she could come so many times and still require more. He gave her all she wanted. He gave her so much, she was afraid for Anastacia. Any man putting this much good loving on one woman would puddle her go against her own mother for him. This the sort of prick that make a cleaning woman forsake all others. She admitted to herself that she was already trying to work out out how she could get some more of his good loving and he was n't even finished with her yet.

Fuck ! What the hell have I gotten myself into ?


One workweek later, Cecile said to her daughter, `` Anastacia, I do n't believe you 're thinking this through. He 's too old for you ... ''

'' Where did you get that from ? He 's only a few days older than me. He 's not like the guys my age, Mom. He 's mature, '' Anastacia argued.

'' He 's experienced .... ''

Angela shook her head and came to her best friend 's assistance. `` Anastacia, baby, we 're just concerned that this older man is going to hurt you ... ''

'' But you two have never met him, so how can y'all judge him ? I tell you what, why do n't I forebode him and let y'all meet him. ''

Cecile looked at Angela as Anastacia pulled out her cell phone. She did n't require to spoil this weekend, but the sooner Anastacia realized that this Eusebius Hieronymus is n't nothing but a dog looking to take advantage of her, the ameliorate.

Angela looked worried as she stared at Cecile. She was n't so for sure about this, either.

Anastacia avoided both their eyes as she brought the phone up to her ear. Both woman watched in horror as she spoke to Jerome. Unfortunately, they could only hear one side of the conversation. Both of them prayed that he was occupy and could n't make it. They listened intently.

'' hullo, St. Jerome ... where are you ? '' She nodded, then her face lit up as she smiled. `` Good. Swing by Boca Mall. Me, my mom and godmother are heading to TGIF. Why do n't you meet us ... uh-huh. He 's your brother ... of course you can bring him along. The more the merrier. '' She giggled. `` okay. I ca n't wait to see you either. Bye, '' she cooed, blushing as she ended the birdcall. She smiled at her mother and godmother. `` He 's on 95, two exits north of here. He 's bringing his brother. He 's honest-to-god than me too, but a lilliputian closer to my age, '' she teased.

A few minutes after they were seated, Anastacia interrupted her female parent 's spiel. `` Here they are now ! '' Anastacia bounced up from the John Wilkes Booth waving excitedly at the two young men.

Cecile cast a wary glance at Angela. `` This is going to be awkward. Not to mention ugly. ''

'' Tell me about it, '' Angela mumbled, trying to keep the nervousness from showing on her boldness.

Both women kept grin plastered on their faces as they watched both young men weave their way toward their cubicle. They did n't betray to mark the foreland of early women swivelling to take in the two handsome Thomas Young men, either.

'' Here comes the untried cock slinger that wants to make vantage of my valued infant missy, '' Cecile mumbled under her breath.

Angela grunted in correspondence. `` That tool of his is just leading the way over here, '' she mumbled back, then got kicked under the mesa by Cecile.

'' The one in back aspect just as grave. They 're buddy, so they 're both probably similarly equipped. ''

'' occlusion, '' Angela mumbled. `` You trying to get me wet ? '' They both watched as Anastacia hugged and kissed the number 1 Edward Young man on the face. She had an arm around him and turned to them bubbling. `` Micheal, meet my mother and godmother, Cecile and Angela ... ''

Both womanhood 's mouth fell as Mikey looked at them just as shocked. `` This is your mother ? '' he asked, pointing at Cecile.

'' We look alike, do n't we ? '' Anastacia gushed, leaning into Hieronymus and wrapping her arms lovingly around him.

'' And your godmother ? '' Mikey asked for clarification.

Everyone composed themself. Quickly.

Mikey laughed and nodded before answering Anastacia. So I had n't fucked her mother. Mama finer than her godmother, though. Mmm-mmm-mmm ! I damn certainly want to hit mama now that I done blessed my eyes on her fine ass. Damn !

Mikey snapped out of his musings quickly. `` Like sisters, rather than mother and daughter, '' he said to Anastacia. He turned back to Angela and Cecile. `` It 's a pleasure to contact you Cecile, '' he said, shaking her hand. He turned to Angela, who was blushing. `` It 's a pleasure to see you again, Angela. And learn your figure. ''

Angela shook his script, relieved and slightly embarrassed. `` It 's good to see you again, too, Micheal, '' she said, stressing his name.

'' Mikey ... ''
Anastacia, who had been planting a candy kiss on Saint Jerome 's lips, turned around and asked, `` You two know each other ? ''

Angela glanced nervously at Cecile, then to Mikey, then back at Anastacia. `` I ... we ... ''

Mikey chuckled. `` We met in IHOP 's parking lot the other dark. We were there to get rid of our late night cravings, '' Mikey said mischievously. `` Very matter to night, '' he chuckled.

Cecile and Angela nodded and smiled.

'' What a concurrence, '' Anastacia gushed. `` This is Eusebius Hieronymus, '' she bubbled, pulling him closer to her. `` Jerome, fit my mother, Cecile, and my godmother, Angela. ``

'' A joy to meet you, Cecile, or should I visit you Mom ? '' he said, shaking her lengthy hand. He held her regard and smiled.

Cecile chuckled. `` Cecile will do just ticket. I 'm too young and alright to be anyone 's mother, '' she joked.

'' You 're right wing about that, '' Mikey agreed, causing Cecile to blush.

Jerome turned to Angela. `` It feels as if I know you already, Angela. I 've heard so much about you, '' he said, shaking her hands and giving her a apprisal smile.

***

After an harbor and enjoyable lunch, Angela and Cecile sat in Cecile 's burgundy Felis onca XK and watched as Anastacia kissed Jerome on the lips. `` Ai n't no saving her, '' Angela said. `` She 's already in love ... and he probably has n't even put the shaft on her yet. And the previous brother seems liquid and much more refined than the younger Brother. If that translates over to the bedroom, she 's in for a netherworld of a treat. One thing for surely, she 's not going to be shortchanged sexually. ''

Cecile looked over and smiled. `` Well, you experienced the immature pal and he rocked your humanity. I still do n't believe you talked me out of messing with Jerome, but you went ahead and did it ... '' Cecile paused, shook her top dog and chuckled, `` ... only you ended up seducing the wrong brother. And from the way you described it, it was worth it. And it turned out all skilful in the end. ``

What Angela had n't told Cecile was that she thought they had ran a train on her ass. She still was n't certain, but before the blindfold, Mikey had fucked her raw dog and came in her ; with the blindfold on, he had made sexual love to her using a condom. The tool had felt the same -- the torso, too -- but why would he have decided to wrap up then ? It would have been too late. Mikey was Dr. Jekyl and Jerome was Mr. Hyde.

'' Well the good thing about it is now you do n't have to sense hangdog about pretending to be me, and for fucking your godchild 's man. And you 're free to get more of that young dick that you ca n't stop thinking about. ''

'' I have n't thought about that dick since that night. ''

Cecile looked at her and hooted. Then she frilled her lips and asked, `` So what you 're saying is that you 're not going to bed him again ? Let me bonk, now, '' Cecile chimed, pulling out her speech sound, already scrolling for Jerome 's jail cell phone issue. `` It 's obvious those two can keep a secret. Both of them knew what you were trying to do and they probably think, no, now they 're assuming that I was in on it since you had my car and earphone. They could have busted us, but they did n't. Why did n't they ? solitary determination I can arrive to is so that Mikey could hit that again, '' Cecile said pointing over at Angela 's lap. `` They ai n't slick down. You neither. You want that young dick again ... ''

'' okay, damnit ! I 'm not saying I would n't let Mikey hit it again, but I do n't care if you get you a lil gustatory modality. In fact, I highly recommend that you get him to ingest you to his place, blindfold and tie you up to his bed, so you can experience that Dr. Jekyl, Mr. Hyde loving, '' Angela suggested, and laughed.

'' I sure as hell on earth could use some of that, '' Cecile said, resting her cadre phone in her lap. `` Remember what we use to say in college ... ''

'' ... Ai n't no fun if your daughter ca n't get none, '' they both sang together, then started laughing.


***

Driving out of the parking lot, Jerome and Mikey laughed and slapped high-fives. `` That went rather well, '' Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus said.

'' I want to do Cecile, '' Mikey said. `` You saw the way she was looking at me while we ate ? She heard about the dick I put on her female child, you can believe that ! '' Mikey boasted.

'' Yeah, I 'm quite sure she bragged about what happened to her after she woke up rather than what happened before she went to sleep, '' Jerome chuckled.

'' In your dreams ! '' Mikey said, laughing. `` It would have been courteous if it had been Anastacia 's mother, bro ... she 's finely as fuck. I 'll wed that painter. But if it had been Cecile, you would have gotten to fuck mother and daughter. How many people can say they did that ? But do n't care, Cecile 's going to predict. You unspoilt just Bob Hope you 're home when I blindfold her aphrodisiac ass. ''

Both of them laughed. They stared at each other, then said in unison, `` Ai n't no fun if my bro ca n't get none ! ''



** More Jerome and Mikey coming soon. Full length novel, `` Bahamain pal. '' arrest tuned ... ...
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