One eve in 1842

The sun was setting over the western hills bathing the valley English in a golden glow. I looked up from my books and decided to fill a walk before dark fell.

Our house stood some way above the small town and I decided to walk down to sample a pint or two of ale before supper.

"I'm going for a walk I may be some time,"I informed the housekeeper before I strode off in search of refreshment.

I had not gone many yards before I came across a Nun hurrying towards the village.

"good evening,"I greeted her,"You seem to be in a great rush."

"We need the doctor,"she explained.

"I think I saw him en route to the stag and Hornet an hour since,"I explained.

"Oh no, he will be unequal to !"she sighed.

"I know something of medicine perhaps I can help ?"I offered.

"Oh I think not,"she answered,"One of our sisters has a splinter."

"Then lead on,"I suggested,"I shall swiftly get my bag and my tweezers."

"Up inside her, her dildo splintered,"she sighed,"I think you will require more than a distich of tweezers."

"Up her ?"I queried as I recoiled in shock.

"Vagina, bitch what ever your favourite name for a woman's sexual organ is,"she sighed again,"So charter me to the doctor and stop wasting my time."

I showed her to the Stag and went to wake up the doctor. He was still sensible, after a mode, but not exactly at the peak of his powers.

"Doctor, you must come, a sister has a splinter up her vagina,"I explained urgently.

"Right,"he agreed instantly,"On the table with her sonny legs akimbo, lets see what we're dealing with."

Two burly crevice grabbed my companion and lofted her onto the table and despite her protest spread her legs wide.

"Ahhhh,"The Doctor said as he lofted her robe and exposed her hairy hill, for she wore cypher under the robe."Using those old carved statues again."

"Its not me !"she protested rather too feebly as the Doctor of the Church thrust a pudgy digit between her lower lips, `` Its sis Ouch ! ``.

"How far in ?"he asked as he pressed further.

"Its another Sister not, oooh, me !"she gasped.

"Doctor its not her,"I explained.

"Shut it pup,"a burly manual laborer hissed,"This be the best show we had in a while."

"Is that it ?"the doctor asked.

"No, Nooooo"the nun protested rather feebly.

"Anyone with a longer finger ?"the MD asked.

"Hold her snatch undefended so's we can see effective,"the Landlord suggested.

"It's, Oooh, not,"the nun tried to explain.

"Help her off with this robe,"The doctor suggested drunkenly.

Willing hands pulled her robe over her head.

"Its not,"she protested, but a burly bumpkin was now caressing her breast.

"Its not her !"I explained only to be pushed towards the door.

"I said shut it now shut it !"he ordered.

"No I don't have a sliver !"she explained. Poor girl. The drunken Doctor misunderstood and was now dropping his pants.

"Oh for pity's rice beer,"she wailed, but the doctors pudgy cock was already pressing into her.

His shaft was suffering from brewers affliction and bent-grass as he tried to force it in her, slipping out twice before a strapping chawbacon loosed his fly to publish at least a foot of solidness man meat.

Sister Pious's eyes were full the likes of saucers as she started at the man's momster cock with its bulbous purple top dog,"No,"she said rather feebly and unconvincingly.

"Let a man in,"the yokel insisted as he pushed the doctor aside and unerringly rammed his meat deep into baby Pious's vagina.

"It's not her,"I insisted.

"Shut it, this is the best show we had for age,"a Yokel insists and pushed me towards the door.

"Oooohhhh,"Sister Pious cooed as his cock slid easily inside her.

"Me next,"another yokel chuckled as he dropped his trews to break a thick pudgy tool to the admiring regard of the barmaid and some rather green-eyed gentleman and lesser yokels.

Sister Pious had long since given up all guise of resistor and had her branch wrapped around the yokel while shouting"Yes, yes, harder, harder,"and"Ohhhhh."

"Its not,"I explained.

"Shut up and observe or bugger off,"a yokel insisted, so after no more than ten bit watching them cavort and explore various unlikely positions I decided that as I seemed not to be receive the safe course was to go to the monastery myself.

I duly collected my bag and a pair of slender tweezers and made haste to the monastry. It was only two or three miles and with the Ostler gone dwelling it was less trouble to walk than get a gymnastic horse saddled.

I arrived well after supper fourth dimension. I knocked loudly on the door and after some ten hour a sleepy nun opened a small glide spy maw and asked,"What do you want ?"

"I understand a nun requires aesculapian attention,"I declared urgently.

"Really ?"she retorted,"Not just after a ice of wine and a quick by the vestry fire ?"

"No, sister Pious was sent to get a Doctor,"I explained.

"Ah Sister Pious,"she agreed,"And did she get a name for the affliced nun."

"No,"I explained,"She merely said the poor girl had a splinter from her dildo up her."

The microscope slide slammed shut abruptly, I knocked again.

"Go away,"the nun shouted,"Before we send for the Constable."

"But sister Pious is being ravished,"I shouted.

I heard the nun shout,"Sister Pious has escaped again,"then a commotion and the door was flung candid and I was admitted.

A somewhat dishevelled Mother Superior hurried to conform to me,"What has Pious done now ?"she demanded.

"She said a nun needed health check help and the Doctor is indisposed,"I explained,"Whereas I am a medical student."

"He said a nun had dildo splinters up her."the initiative nun explained only to be cut short.

"Really well young man, well first we conical buoy do not use dildos,"mother superior explained.

"No we use wax light and the bout bit on our crucifix,"a third nun said brightly until she noted the female parent Superior's scowl.

"But Sister Pious said individual had splinters,"I explained as more nuns appeared roused by the commotion.

"So where is sis Pious ?"The mother Superior asked,"Is she enjoying a pace of ale in the hart ?"

"More like a metrical foot of yahoo's dick,"I retorted rudely,"The last time I saw her she was completely raw, legs akimbo being shafted by."

"sufficiency ! I think we get the estimation,"the Mother Superior declared,"She does this every now and again, I would imagine she will be back some time in the next week or so."

"But what about the splinters ?"I asked.

"youth man I can assure you,"The Mother higher-up insisted until one nun said awkwardly.

"It was me, I asked Sister Pious for help, my rood ..."she said.

"And mine,"another nun agreed.

"Me too,"another agreed,"My Crucifix is all rough and."

"love Godhead do I have a flock of harlots,"The female parent superordinate sighed,"Very well, you may use the infirmary for your examinations."

"Mine worked themselves out,"one nun admitted.

"And mine,"another one agreed.

"Mine are very unspeakable,"another nun admitted,"Would you mind examining me ?"

"Do your unfit,"The female parent Superior agreed and she strode away quite angrily.

The affected nun was called babe Martha, she was only about twenty age of age or so which un nerved me somewhat, and quite comely with a hone peach and a cumulus covered in a lightness furry down as I was soon to recover.

She showed me to the infirmary,"I am dreary to inconvenience oneself you but it is rather uncomfortable,"she simpered.

"Just lay on the slab and part your knees,"I suggested. I lofted her gown as she did so but there was little enough to see by candela light. I eased a finger into her. She sighed quite contentedly which I found quite storm as was the slipperiness of her innards.

I managed to get three digit inside her,"Am I anywhere near ?"I asked.

"No,"she said,"You need something longer."

"I have tweezers but I can't see."I admitted.

"Then use your hammer,"an ageing nun suggested from behind me,"Isn't it obvious she doesn't have a splinter, she just needs a cock."

"No, I do possess a splinter, I'm a respectable chaste missy,"babe Martha insisted.

"Chased by half the lads in Borchester,"the elderly nun chorted,"Go on young man, mount her, flood her with your semen and rinse the splinter out, thats what the good doctor does."

Now to be true my appendage was already straining at the leash and when the elderly nun camem behind me and loosed my fly buttons he sprang relinquish in an instant.

"I can't,"I protested but Sister Martha was staring broad eyed at my cock and her was straining to get inside her and I was powerless to resist.

"Take that !"I chortled as my appendage speared unerringly inside her,"Take all of Aggggghhhhhh !"

I found the sliver the atrocious way. I withdrew in horror to find two in of oak splinter now speared through my foreskin."dear god !"I protested as I pulled it out with trembing finger,"There really was a sliver !"

"Oh my hero,"babe Martha said, as she stared at my damaged turncock,"Let me kiss it better."

"Ram it back in her cunt juice is a great healer,"the senior nun opined and it did look the most sensible step so I did.

"Oh that is so assuasive, much nicer than a candle,"she cooed.

"Indeed my shaft seems much less painful now,"I agreed,"I am so busy studying that I seldom find time for a fuck.

It felt very odd to be fucking a nun while almost fully clothed but any porthole in a storm they say and I own Sister Martha was an admirable fuck and as I soon found as she pulled her vest up to reveal them she had delectable white meat as well.

The Mother Superior reappeared,"fucking, why am I not surprised ?"she opined,"No doubt you will need to do a follow up check tomorrow. Do you know I sometimes think I am running a whorehouse rather than a nunnery."

"Yes I think I should contain tomorrow,"I agreed.

The female parent Lake Superior rolled her eye to heaven."I know, why not train her Martha abode with you and use her like a whore until you grow tired of her then send her back."

"I fear I might never tire of fucking her,"I agreed,"But it does sound like a capital idea."

"I was being sarcastic,"The female parent victor explained sadly.

"Well it won't topic, we can put any shaver in our orphans' asylum,"a nun suggested,"With Sister Pious'two and."

"hold your tongue,"the female parent victor ordered but the die was cast.

Sister Martha squeezed my cock with pleasure and suddenly I was unable to restrain myself and my seed burst forth in a great flood sending my judgement straight to heaven.

My cock seemed no worse for the experience apart from a superficial injury on my foreskin and my job done I dressed and prepared to leave.

"Shall you take sister Martha with you ?"the Mother Superior asked sarcastically.

"No, the night is coldness, I shall send for her on the morrow,"I announced, and collecting my yap together I departed.

To be continued ?