I sat alone in the corner, now that the vampires are all dead they do n't demand me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a toy now and then. I should inaugurate myself before I tell my story I suppose, I 'm Milo, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be veridical but tell that to the 3 Witches that created me. My crone were 800 eld old, they 'd use the intimate energy from young men to sustain themselves young, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd stay looking young and pretty. They never harmed the men of row but when the vampire came to town the ingathering of a hot crone wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty well, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fangs from my cervix with her pliers.

'' I did Mistress, he got so mad when he tried to glamour me he bit me really backbreaking. '' I replied with a smile.

'' fountainhead I 'm proud of you my pet, did you prevent a vial to fix these holes ? ''

'' Yes schoolmarm. '' I replied, holding up the small ampoule of dead vampire blood I 'd use to quicken the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex dame. They gave me a prissy big cock and coated me in a special varnish, glass oculus that looked pretty real, wired limb so I could be posed and was as real looking as a wood sculpture could appear. When a untried vampire came to chat, looking to give off what he thought was just 3 babe living alone, he got the surprise of his short vampire life that it was in fact 3 Witches sustenance there and I think his last words were 'oh fuck'rightfield before he was brutally slaughtered, a long wooden fishgig jammed into his kernel and his promontory lopped off with an antediluvian sword. Blood sprayed everywhere of trend, a large quantity of it covering me from promontory to toe and it actually made my varnish skin looking at real.

'' Zoe, looking, he looks alive ! I 've heard of vampire blood healing world but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do people have pose-able wooden sex doll just sitting around to pour forth it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her conjuration Good Book and found the magic spell she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's tooth root, weavel blood and ail. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a mastermind ! We can transmit him out, seduce them and stake them all ! We 'll get our early days back, the men will require us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the magical spell open in the book.

'' I 'll arrive at a new arm for him with a spring loaded stake but with this coated on him they wo n't jazz he 's not literal until it 's too later. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the Bible and I woke to my new liveliness. They taught me the art of vampire seduction, they would try and seize with teeth me at some degree and when their fang got stuck in me, my spring loaded stake would get along out and I 'd jam it in their cold dead hearts.

I still think back my first, she was old but had on a young face. She was enamored with my charm, fascinated by my alone smell and had to have me. She took me to her way, stripped naked, tried to hypnotize ( glamor ) me and when my glass centre repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her fang getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stake out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her oral cavity she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her eyes as I finally remembered and drove the wager into her. I managed to pull the teeth from my neck opening, covered myself in blood from the puddle of goop that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic dope bomb as I did. I got better as racked up Thomas More killing, my Witches taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more cautious and gruelling to attract.

A few months after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular human, she was pretty, very smart and very feisty with long blond hair and a corking body.

'' I said, can I buy you a deglutition. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm o.k.. '' I replied.

'' gimcrack, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty fille, am I not your eccentric or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful adult female but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm fascinate because I swear I seen you leave with a girlfriend who could have been my counterpart. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a long tarradiddle, I 'm here to satisfy someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet mortal new. I do n't care if you 're a man whore, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this girl bothering you ? It 's milo maize right, you 're wearing the disastrous rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the magniloquent cleaning lady with bleak hair.

'' I was just leaving, take care. '' Said the blonde and walked off.

'' I do n't care it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunters, can we maybe go straight to my home ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd sleep with that. '' I replied.

'' With vampires going missing every workweek we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a crank of wine-colored and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her defenseless consistency smooth and flawless. She undid a few buttons on my shirt, had me strip naked then kissed the incline of my neck before she sunk her Fang into me. She pulled herself away though, a look of horror on her grimace as the line of descent from her lip ran down her body, she yelled out something in a lyric that sounded like ancient German language, spraying descent over my chest, I quickly sprung my stakes and stabbed her. She did n't irrupt like the others though, the stake came out of her covered in a honey oil muck. The golf hole it left was getting opprobrious though. I did n't be intimate what to do, I ducked out of the way in sentence to avoid the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the door burst unfastened and my would be attacker was shot in the pith with a crossbow bolt and exploded line of descent all over me. The crossbow shooter was none other than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, in force job, I 've been after this one for a while. '' She said, playing with the vampire 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many figure, you can predict me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden bet, you need to stab her in the core with silver, which is just what I happen to have. Are you the one with the Allium sativum bombs ? Those are genius by the way. Put your wearing apparel on and get the bomb ready, we wo n't have got a lot of time after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's blood then once it had dried in I took a vial for the Fang maw, put my shoe collar up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to detest this, finding out days after their queen is killed to find her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a Ag dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire queen shuddered in agony then just collapsed in a gooey hole with only her skull left in the puddle. I took a expectant ampoule of the green guck, set the garlic bomb on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hall, the Allium sativum bomb going off with a muffled pop and observe Clara grinning at me.

'' I have like, so many dubiousness, LET get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their fag is numb and they 'll probably send human beings, I do n't stamp out humankind. ``

We got to a bike that sat outside and sped off into the nighttime, stopping at a belittled motor home just outside of townspeople. There were garlic bulbs everywhere and little barrage misters spraying centre of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're pretty safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my mistress will worry. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be glad. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking whizz, I love it ! So these hag, they do n't take anything from their men, just make vigour from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampires arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so exciting. I have an idea, I 'll need to lay low for a piece but I 'll discover you. Take care my wooden man. ``

I made my way menage, my Wiccan were all frantic mentation I 'd been killed but they were happy to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the faggot 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the former one to the cleaning lady that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What char, did you tell her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hatred vampire too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to coach those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 long time If I was n't so tired and old I 'd start again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you Mistress. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the ampule of female monarch goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to replenish with the lamia 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the queen. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver medal dagger ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so hanker and I did n't retrieve you 'd find a nance. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' Sisters, do you know what this can give way us ? A free fall of this mixed with our lotion will give use our youthful coming into court, we can start seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes week to start working but we have enough to last a long time, honorable employment milo maize ! ``

The Witches all jumped when the bell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent while up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. Send milo in case it 's a lamia. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really dark to intrude but I come with great respect and a way that we can aid each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our patch ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by overlord Zortan, he gave me this to help oneself in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the lamia could n't get to him so they sent humans and they ambushed him, I could n't save up him. Before though, he told me of legendary beldame, when Milo here told me how you get your Department of Energy I knew it was you. I used to generate him the Saami zip, he 'd make me cum so hard and kept the trunk of a 30 twelvemonth old from my climax. I humbly have a proposal of marriage for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a steady provision of hot youth studhorse to come and fuck you. In return I 'd like to keep Milo to run with me, he 's managed to kill off all but 5 from a pretty nasty draw close and now that the poove is gone they 'll get life-threatening. When we 're done here I 'm needed in genus Arizona, I 've been tracking a queen there and with my walking stake here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your architectural plan has but one flaw my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would be intimate us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can give up. As for the supply of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your profiles and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's stories then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can give birth that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an 60 minutes. '' Said Clara.

True to her word, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're blind and do n't care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a niggling shy and self conscious but they 're just interested in your putz. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my friends, they were in an accident and lost their hatful but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some point in the hostel I can recite you they all have functioning prick. '' Said Clara.

'' wellspring, lets get you 3 well-off and out of them wearing apparel. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't watch the Witches taking their men but when they brought them back to the lounge they looked like char in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the well sex I 've had in years m'lady, thank you so much. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' Well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profile. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. present them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll hold their survey again, do n't secernate them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a small pouch to her.

'' Thank you so a great deal ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, lets go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the promise profile with delineation, a forge bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting messages before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you certain milo maize is all you want in return ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampires when I was 12, Master Zortan gave me a path and my life exists to pass over them from this dry land. milo will be a better artillery than my crossbow and daggers and will be more than than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a creation from you. '' She replied.

'' Well you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to trail them down, we had the hold up one of the remaining vampires cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial region of the city.

'' This does n't feel right hand Milo, split up, stay fresh your radio receiver on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic put-down from the radio, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the voices I heard to incur Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a circle. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The neat slayer, the female monarch killer, caught by a lowly initiate. I 've only been a vampire for twenty eld but taking in your capitulum will draw me a passe-partout and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for years of course of study. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the stake through his spinal column into his heart.

I looked down at the metal clitoris after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, bushed man 's substitution, he has the property rigged to drift ! ``

Clara winced in pain as she picked me up, I was n't very heavy so she was able to throw me through the window with ease. No sooner had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of Wood I floated just fine, I got home a few hours later, Chloe answered the doorway, the sound of sex coming from the lounge telling me they had been making heavy use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't have any damage, sorry about Clara, she was wonderful. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the corner for now, I have Twin Falls coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the women all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new young bodies from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you finger that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

rightfulness as Mara stood up a promising trice lit up the elbow room and a defenseless Clara appeared on the mesa, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this tidy sum Zoltar and you better not get cum on my tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee berry from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the colonnade machine from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' passe-partout Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the same way, with my energy he was able to fall back. Milo ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my friend, 300, 400 long time ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died eld ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a while, these flirt were tough business. This one is one of the in force I 've trained though, better than Van Helsing in many means. '' Said Zortan.

'' fountainhead, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will strike my leave, may she take Milo ? I 'm going back into expatriate in Alaska, those stoner chicks up there get it on this old wizard, get all the pussy I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our living back. ``

Arizona took us a year to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to join a team hunting a large cuddle there. I might be made of wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden peter she feels that too. I just necessitate to find the right sandpaper this time, she 's still mad about the last sliver I gave her ...