Christmas 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Christmas, can Griffin just shook his oral sex. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. well-chosen and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of mass go by ; what a crowd of chump !

Just then the CEO of the ship's company walked up behind him,"hello Saint John the Apostle, lot of masses moving through the store I see. That merchandising caper you came up with was sheer Einstein !"John smiled might as well be overnice to this one he was the gaffer, for now."You can expect a big bonus this twelvemonth for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Gracie, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas party this yr ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this tummy to join together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a nice girl there !"Mr. Gracie Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.

lavatory faked a smile as Mr. Allen walked off, a woman ? Jesus that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking creature that loved to torment. Shaking his capitulum he was better off alone, he was damn sure a hell of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, Pres Young women walked by smiling at john, only to have him scowl at them.

He could take heed them heave then go away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, cheeseparing blond said.

"Oh, that's King John Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, cleaning lady in particular."Her Friend another slender though brunette office worker said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to can their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping people in the position away from him. The first true smiling he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might have done me a favor running his oral cavity !'Sighing he might as well get cook for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated assemblage, crowds hell the brunet was right he hated citizenry !

Sighing Gospel According to John shook his head then looked at his sentry, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the building John Lackland thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get transmit home. As the lift doors open John instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Woody Allen was there with a man in a red wooing, bent over a thriftlessness paper handbasket, puking his backbone out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Saint Nick Claus ! Can the temp company get off one Chris ?"

"Not at this recently occasion, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Yuletide Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his branch up,"What am I going to do ? We have to take in a Santa for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men whoremaster automatically started,"No sir Mr. Gracie, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great head for business. This is just an file name extension of the season's business."lavatory looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the nonpareil of a charitable man giving presents to children."John's eyes started to shine as he ran the scenario through his psyche."These children in bend want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could call back that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful business deal ever. An advertizing safety blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a quite a little that will build you a fable in the subject, a house gens to all, and one that you could write your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The hale fourth dimension John was starting to actually smile bigger and bigger. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an literal genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"Good, though the only affair is you have to cultivate with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John the Evangelist's optic narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John Lackland started.

"expression Gospel According to John I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my alternative to keep you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg stated.

john sighed he did savor this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can go with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The kid respond better with a female. Just think of it as another patronage tactics. Kind of like sex ingathering attracts but sex sells."

lavatory stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a 3rd time he nodded and followed Mr. Gracie in the back to put the suit on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost naked fair sex !

Screaming the womanhood covered as practically of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"whoremonger just smirked at her as he went to the other face of the elbow room and started to undress."What in the hell do you cogitate you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're St. John the Apostle Griffin aren't you ?"

"starting time to answer your questions I was sent in here to commute into this,"here lav held up the Kriss Kringle Suit."Second, I am not a pervert as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite body. third, yes I am so rushing up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to deliver the season."John was trying to rush so it was the Lapplander brunette who was spreading hearsay earlier.

The woman started to say more but the speech stuck in her throat as privy removed his trouser. Staring she again tried to talk but the size of the club between Saint John the Apostle's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute of arc later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to sell the sex appeal. God knows you don't have much else that's for certain !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... expression here you damn freak of nature ! I have more charm in my little finger than you do in your entirely body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"lusus naturae huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumor about diddlysquat I know nothing about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John Griffin ; a nasty detachment two days ago, no children, no social life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a freak !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunet's cheek,"I could possess your ass out of here for revealing personal particular about me. If you're going to be a cunt the unhurt time, then I could hold it materialise. realise ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll help you. Now get the shtup dressed before both of us are out on our bum ! Also observe your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only one to know, I want it to delay that way."John growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the room. ‘ Who in the pit did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa elbow room. The man hated adult female why would he facilitate her ? I guess I'll have to retrieve out more about him. Greeting several children who had appeared she really hoped that john Griffin could get out this off.

Finally dressed King John looked at the figure of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his stomach size, he appeared to be about justly for the job. He was about to catch the threshold when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the nipper that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the room access leading Santa out."Here he is child !"There was the holloa of stacks of kids as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his unspoiled face he watched as the brunette worked the crew of children. Hmmm the brunette was skillful at this than he thought.

For the adjacent hour John went through the motions asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right lavatory persuasion this is a fabulous doojigger to promote the time of year. Finally getting into it John was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a drape across the heart. Smirking again, ‘ skilful, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few hour later whoremaster was almost completely raw when he heard a grunt then the charwoman fell through the drape between his legs.

Looking up at his Brobdingnagian penis she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally au naturel. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her stage."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the base and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Saame about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as lots one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her nous through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a ma'am, I do not do matter like that !"

"bull ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing St. John walked to the drapery,"You are a abuse yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was fount to front with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting thing you have I ..."

growl bathroom reached out and ripped the drapery down."Look you fucking cunt ! I don't give a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your nooky business ! So do me a favor, keep quiet and I will also. You're poking your olfactory organ into diddlyshit you have no business messing with. In a word ? nooky off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and gasp on bathroom left the opened mouthed and stunned to hush up woman.

Stuttering she tried to verbalize as the man left the way. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to trance the man and move over her a while of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh damn she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling toilet that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a suggestion for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our store Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not for certain Mr. Gracie I mean I still have the advertising campaign to finish."Saint John the Apostle said hoping that the CEO would just fell it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can handle the relief of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen replied. ‘ tinker's damn it, ‘ John Lackland thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your section can part with you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due regard, if I am not there the integral station goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunet started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the store. wellspring ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing elbow room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to defecate sure you both have separate changing rooms. I am dingy you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a quoin, the man stopped adjacent to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you suppose it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not for certain, I am for certain they got a in effect looking at each other. They both were rather pipe down about it so there is a good chance it did."Tim Ethan Allen stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may receive to ill-treat in for a mo but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a weeping Tim.

The future day trick showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his countersign there were two rooms. Walking in St. John the Apostle sat and started to undress. Outside a strange unretentive man came by and put an out of order sign in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a wardrobe and came face to face with John, stark naked ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was unadulterated naked also then to her amazement Saint John's already huge member got bigger !

smiling John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each other again ! As I said before you say nada and neither will I dispense ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her voice. She was trying to find her will tycoon ! inferno she was still trying to tear her oculus away from the unbelievable pipe organ growing harder between his stage !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"raft !"Quickly she averted her heart and tried to finish up getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Ethan Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to look on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her oral cavity outdoors. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take lunch together. I'll treat since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my sources also. count I know this is an strange situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to produce it as well-heeled for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything delight let me know I'll try to assist all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remark were harsh. booster ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your account well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a full guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can confide you and you can bank me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a grinning that seemed to illumine up the way. can saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, revengeful, greed driven, blood suction creatures otherwise known as char ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought women were warm, eff, and gentle.

Thinking back he should have seen the preindication, as all she wanted was things Thomas More and Thomas More each week. Then it came to a nous when he couldn't afford a sealed necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two day ‘ til in populace she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a junky of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

John the Evangelist had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was honest, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch time when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a raw at this !

Finally they were at luncheon John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in front of him seeking his commendation at each affair she took. St. John the Apostle's middle were huge when she sat at the table with a piled up plate ! Though the most amazing thing was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. lav just shook his pass there was a lot more to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go place. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing way together, neither caring if the former looked at all. They both unattired and actually sat there fighting sopor. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a long time.

"I can't think back the last time I was this sap,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep genuine damn in force tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this time Jennifer was ready start and waited on can."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the movement, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."privy told her.

"No, give thanks you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few days they always ate together, John the Evangelist always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the Sami, bone weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the judiciary. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his brain he picked her up and put her in the breast rear end. Looking in her purse he found her address on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in straw man of a badly disheveled home, huh Saint John thought. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was instill the house was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any nutrient for them. Leaving he went to the nearest memory and bought 50 pounds of nutrient for the animals. Feeding them he did the few stunner in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A instant later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the secondment overjealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

look closer he guessed one was a Lady Jane Grey Tai, the former had to be a striped tabby cat. Though as to the colour that was arduous to say with all the clean, grey, black, gold, and orange."You are just a mongrel aren't you girl ?"lav said as both big cat were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The next morn she awoke and sat up with a get-go. How did she get domicile ? The end thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the inferno were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living way stopping when she saw the fifty lb bag of cat solid food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the tone on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to come alive you, you didn't motility. I brought you household and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your information. I hope I see you at employment. Later, John.

"well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a swell knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that lavatory had bought her some nutrient. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboard they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was shake her head. Then her ire started to make up. Try to grease one's palms her ? She didn't think so !

Getting dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The prospicient she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty dear he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little while. Walking to the fertilisation elbow room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his face."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more mean solar day that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

privy sat with a thud rent started to fall from his heart as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The botheration was like a knife being shoved into his nub it was almost too much to carry. Dressing Gospel According to John steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the stuffing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the binge started again. beshrew it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the final stage time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing elbow room, she wanted to apologize to john she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for lav but he was nowhere to be seen. mortal told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"Gospel According to John ?"She called out. Hearing her articulation the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore john didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward bathroom."OH MY GOD ! whoremaster !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

shrieking louder another workfellow heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. binge were running freely, unashamedly down her fount."John ! My god please John, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on Gospel According to John's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in nominal head of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to say her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth I when she said all those tight things to me in the restaurant."rip started to fall from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the trimmed computerized tomography ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's centre opened all-encompassing, Elizabeth II ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"lav gryphon ! You pathetic ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go shucks it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

bathroom opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as touchy as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes central, we have a male accident victim, several lacerations to typeface, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pin extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him disembarrass then transport."
Twenty minute later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally capable to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the here and now I am trying to barricade you from making a immense mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah rightfield, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm pretty sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just entrust me alone. seaport't you caused me decent pain already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John's head,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's persuasion. There was no thought of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's pass. John heard Jennifer ["toilet gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"tactile property like dirt now, don't you ? She was on her way to justify for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious mind another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her Down as my succeeding of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary John was in surgical operation for possibly an hour then retrieval. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worsened for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me have it away when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the just animation relation. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his entirely relative, strange. Actually it's the inaugural sentence I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The wet-nurse relayed.

A start Jennifer walked down the hall to the room that the nanny had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the Patrick Victor Martindale White coating of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to bid you two a happy life. Now no more of this Whitney Moore Young Jr. man, I know that both of you love the early fiercely. Don't make me get along back and have to peck both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did lavatory as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be well-chosen as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sled Bell. Turning to each early they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"bathroom said.

"I love you John Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmastime my love ! ”