Chapter one Gribble

It was a brilliantly sunny Friday afternoon in mid June when Bobby, and his best admirer Joseph turned their bikes into the driveway of the Hill house.

Both the boys as Joseph said

`` guess ill see you later dude ``

and devolve on back to the Gribbles house as he pulled his bike into the driving way he saw John Redcorn exiting through his parents bed room.

For class 's know he had known that his very seductively beautiful mother Nancy had been cheating on his so called Padre Dale. He parked his bike in the overt garage as he headed towards the kitchen as he opened the icebox door and grabbed a gator aid.

His mother walked in wearing a blue pants suit that she usually wore when she was going to be doing a field write up for television channel 86 intelligence a job which although she did love she secretly wished for a larger role in news cast populace but sadly after the ordeal in Houston where she had gotten drunk during a parade and been fired their after she would be stuck hosting a failing newsworthiness program for the residual of her life. It was this fact of her life combined with her little interest in her husband Dale that had driven her back into the arms of her long sentence off and on again fan John Lackland Redcorn.

As she fixed her earring she told her son that she was going to be covering a special report at the Arlen university tonight and that him and Dale should just guild a pizza for dinner. She said adept bye and jumped in the vertebral column of John Redcorns jeep and speed off towards the freeway before Joseph had even been able-bodied to say good bye.

Chief Joseph looked out the door at the smoke from the burnout and said goodbye. He stood their looking at the office where his mother had yet again decided to run off with her devotee to her job yet again leaving him home alone, it was exquisitely though because it would n't be to long before his beloved father Dale arrived place. Even though he had his ideas that John Redcorn might hold had something to do with his conception he would never be able-bodied to see him as anything more then the man who threatened his parents marriage and refused to leave them alone.

Joseph walked towards his chamber to play some video games when he noticed that his parents bedroom room access was slightly ajar he approached it very slowly some how afraid of finding the wake of his mothers adultery. As he swung the threshold open his eyes beheld a mickle that was sadly a to intimate to the boy, in the hurried that his mother and her fan had been in the had barley thrown the elbow room back together. Joseph looked at it with an expression that showed both the horrible sadness that he felt for himself and his Fatherhood, and a since of mundane boredom that yet again he would be cleaning up after his mothers two-timing activities.

Joseph reached behind his parents dresser where he had stashed a roll of glass bags he had hidden. He began cleaning the room throwing away the used condoms, liquor nursing bottle, and off brand imitation Mexican fag packages that only the cheapskate John Redcorn smoked. He began making the bed as he looked into the bath room and noticed that his mother had left her complete getup just lying on the floor. He muttered to himself

'' she ca n't even try to clean up ''

as he picked up the blue jeans and knock shirt he then grabbed her bra and panty as he threw the clothes into the hamper his mothers panty had failed to progress to it into the hoop he walked over and grabbed them and as he picked them up he noticed that they were obviously still wet with his mothers sex juice

The young 14 year old held them mortified that he was feeling the solution of the his female parent infidelity.

The juvenility eyes began to fill with split as he threw the disgusting worn and used underwear into the hamper and ran off to his sleeping room and began openly crying and screaming

`` why does she detest me so a lot why is n't my pappa anof for her ``

he laid their screaming and battle cry for about 15 minutes before he knocked the distant controls off of his bed and the tv turned on.

As he sobbed he began to notice the television it was on TBS and they were airing a rerun of'miss. dubiousness fervor'and that 's when it hit him if his mother would n't be the woman in his fathers biography then he would be the women in his Padre life.

Chapter 2 the hills

Bobby threw his wheel onto the lawn disregarding his forefather request for the 1000th time.

As he entered the living elbow room he said hello to lucky and Luanne, and his mother as be headed towards his sleeping accommodation.

`` we 'll hey their Bobby I got you a present ``

lucky said as the boy turned towards his room Bobby stopped and looked at his uncle lucky with a smile

`` what is it favorable another coffee can lid firssby ? ``

lucky just smiled

'' why no silly I got you the new wanderer man movie I heard that you did n't get to see it in theaters so I though you might like to watch it now ``.

Bobby held the picture show in his paw starring at its pg-13 rated glory.

`` lucky thanks mom can I go along it ``

he asked in a obviously queasy and worried tone.

`` we 'll as long as your father Does n't find out I do n't see why not ``

Peggy responded and before she could her a thank you the boy had locked himself into his room and baron on his tv and ps2.

Bobby sat watching the flick for hours before his Church Father called him out into the livening

'' Bobby you 've been in that god danged room all day why do n't you go outside and throw your football ``

Hank said as he wiped the dirt off of his hands with a Dame Alice Ellen Terry textile.
'' ok dad ``
bobby scuffed off towards the kitchen.

Hank looked at his hand he had just gotten off of his job at stricklen propane Jojake the head car-mechanic had failed to register up to knead to day a habit Jojake had recently acquired. This left hank to work on the motortruck himself. Hank did n't mind this just another job to be done for his beloved strcklen propane. Hank had spent the last 10 minute at stricklen watching Pearl Buck take `` client after barley legal node `` into his office hank did n't retrieve anything of it he would always see buck as his beloved wise man and father figure even though vaulting horse had since become a drunken womanizer hell bent on extorting Thomas J. Hanks commitment leaving him loose to overspread his crabs all over Arlen. Hank was his hard working patsy and was glad as long as he got to see stricklen come after.

Hank walked to the ally to fill up with his life long Friend visor, and Boomhour. Bill was at one time a fantastic untested man with ambition of escaping his abusive father and becoming a war hero sandwich in Vietnam sadly just as he joined the ground forces they stopped sending in troops this meant that the United States Army had a surplus of plebe and since pecker had dropped out of gamey shoal weeks from graduation he was n't able to qualify for their police officer training computer program instead Uncle Sam decided that he would cut the hair of many a solider any of which were just as qualified to do his job. But billhook was happy in the begging as far as he was concerned he had a grand Job and his long time little girl friend Lanoor whole he had decided was going to be his wife. Just over seventeen class later Bill had begin to agnise just how sad and depressing his life sentence rely was despite never taking a puke day or a personal day he had only made it to Sargent barber a largely ceremonial location as he was still cutting pilus in the Saame chairperson he had been cutting haircloth in for the last decade and a half. His ex had taken half of his affair in the divorce that had left him a clingy depressed man who formed extreme emotional attachment at the drop curtain of a pin.

Boomhouer was the discharge opposite of Bill after mellow shoal Boomhouer had decided to attend to college and got his academic degree in criminology he got a job on the Texas state troopers force, as a homicide detective this left him working large stints of prison term working undercover and air issuing stuff that he could never recount his friends despite us multable attempt to brig it up sadly they only seemed interested in the workings of Thomas J. Hanks living. This combined with the crippling depression he had from the grizzly bear fatigue of constantly being exposed to the gruesome panorama he saw on a everyday bases. He had recently taken up using crystal meth as a way to numb the pain.

The three men stood in the ally together as Hank spoke

`` Dale called he 's going to be a short late he had to clear out the drained puppy from the mega-lo kennels ``

the early two men just said yeap, and mmmhhhmmm respectively. The three of them stood their drinking Alamo and watching the looker of suburbia.

Back in the Alfred Hawthorne household bobby was concerned about his fathers request to go exterior.

'' mom dad wants me to practice growing the football game what should I do ``

'' we 'll honey why do n't you go hide out in mine and your Fatherhood bed room and work on your prop comedy for a short while ``

`` that 's a big idea mom thanks ``

bobby said as he ram towards their room seeing Hank, Boomhouer, and peak standing in the labor way as Dale walked into his house.Bobby entered the bed elbow room and began working over his ruten. Over the long time bobby had tried to run his drollery ruten from a scavenge perspective but in the last few calendar month the early youths in his class had grown bored of his bit of green bonce in the nose and whoppy cushions on chairs and seemed more interested in what was inside each others knickers.

Bobby had stayed up late the survive few hebdomad watched fox and HBO to gain inspiration. He had worked out several new procedure he planed on displaying at the up and coming school talent appearance. But before that he needed a end act Bobby laid on his parents bed thinking about Spider-Man and how he could be part of his new act.

Bobby then noticed something sticking out from underneath his parents bed he reached down and pulled a duo of red cotton panties out.

'' ah a superhero mask ''

Bobby exclaimed as he quit threw the garment onto his face and head placing it so that his eyes were facing out of the leg trap and the crotch was right on his nose and oral cavity. Bobby noticed a slight olfactory modality from them but it seemed aloof like it had been dissipating for various calendar week. Bobby quickly wrote down a seemingly screaming joke.

At that moment Hank opened the threshold and saw his son standing on his bed wearing his female parent panty on his font `` gwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh `` hank screamed as he passed out. Bobby ran to his father and screamed for his mother as Peggy came into the elbow room she stopped and just stared at Bobby and knew that as soon as his father awakened their would be cypher she could do to aid Bobby his fortune was sealed .