Mellors was something of an enigma. A fine, hansom cab, upstanding young man with no ambition beyond becoming a Butler at my country mansion in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his spirit, he excelled at the village school and yet when time to allow for schoolhouse came he approached me for a position.

"But young man you can surely do better than get into service of process ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unbelievable tale I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the start the attractive force was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish laugh, sparkling eye and full of life, like her female parent about whom the least said the better, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo team and most of the resistance before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a bawd house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active"At it like knife,"to use the vernacular and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a child. For this reason as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a costly friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could experience been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big round as he was tall he did not wear upon his sixty years well, but he was like an older blood brother to me, the form who puts frogs in ones boots and William Tell tales to Mama.

There was just the problem of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a patch to resolve that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my father had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her nuptials, it worked well, especially for girls whose virginal membrane had been well and truly lost farseeing before the wedding. sire had the incrimination, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had doc Legge inspect the maiden over and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking fresh Whitney Young untouched maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to attempt relief with a chambermaid, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a letters patent sexual abstention aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one meter and now had to provide accommodation for her and her holy terror at Hastings, so now I dallied with lower orders whose accommodation could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the to the lowest degree impressed with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable fellow,"I suggested.

"And how much is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"Nothing,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be capable to try the servants to your hearts content with no risk of presence bastards,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of girl do you get hold of me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the good afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formality doc, I need to ensure her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"honey god, surely you shan't deplume your own progeny !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the contrary,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the matter entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before doctor Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The skillful doctor is required to aver your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not take your virginal membrane, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well doctor up do your rack up !"she snapped and she raised her twisting chick to reveal her upper thighs.

"dear god she is shaven like a whore !"the doctor exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"Mama says it is necessary to rouse elderly gentlemen,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a good many long time,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the couch please my dearest and spread your ramification that I may test you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his script down his rear of barrel to re do his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirt, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The doc eased her thighs apart and taking his monocle he inspected her womanhood, gently easing her char's lip apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my overlord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how trivial you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Hades for infinity ?"

"No, the very thought makes me sickening,"I declared,"Are you trusted doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you excuse your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common knowledge,"I declared.

"well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did crystallise me,"she paused,"Mama explained how finger's breadth and the tongue may meet a man with no risk of bearing a child."

"Dear god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may have me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to take it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his wavelet muscles and fuddled manhood, I can not screw a man so much my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an splendid chap, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A plan unfolded. I would learn Lavinia a deterrent example she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"stoppage exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him bequeath the kitchen, along the passage and up the stairs, to the earth floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my sketch where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her skirts,"I said don't motion, produce your skirts and scatter your legs again Lavinia."

She gave me a black feeling but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my girl like a prostitute ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had carnal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your backtalk on her shave mound, your tongue in her moist one-armed bandit, your cock between her firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your cum ? Have you never suckled her rampant titty buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant manhood into her tight ruck ass maw ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the residue ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her lips last thing at Night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a service first."

He seemed nonplused,"donjon your skirts lofted Lavinia, spread your ramification and prepare for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and take my own girl maidenhead I must assign, and in vista of Dr Legge's heart condition, it must decrease to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My heart is substantial as a sawhorse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least fifty twelvemonth of age and horses are generally dead long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Doctor and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be worse, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"Judging by the bulge in your breech I would say you should have no trouble what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"commodity god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the alacrity of one which could only afford to pay for ten mo with a cyprian which I would accept expected.

"Fatherhood ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took postponement of her around the waist and eased his extremity within her. In just one polish mo she was his. Just the abbreviated groan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must apologize,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly absurd, dressed in her day clothes to the waist and entirely marginal below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two nooky ?"I asked.

"Of course I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign to that event, it requires two touch and the signature of a Justice of the public security and a pro gentleman will answer,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law wedding,"I explained."We have seen a heavy demonstration of warmness, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to sign a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five guineas for your trouble ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a form ?"he came back. As it happened there were a bundle of the Same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"extolment, I now declare you to be man and married woman in usual law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not jest,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the text file, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your matrimony to Humphrey Raymond can not now proceed,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Christian church, the presents, the receipt ?"

"The presents can go back, the vicar will give to be paid as will the choir and bell ringers,"I explained.

"How shall I find a rich people husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a hankey.

"You shall take in dowry enough to support yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the makings of a delicately valet and may well excell in business organisation with a good cleaning lady behind him, and in the absence of one you will have to suffice."

"And the receipt ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine-coloured ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"hush, we will call back of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rearing member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No master,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my gabardine, let me accept it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and unspoiled as her word she removed her smock to fend naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door systema skeletale hurts my back."

"So raise on my stopcock and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are juicy !"she simpered,"Someone might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my second childhood !"I replied as she stood against the bulwark with her wooden leg spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to assume me and then grasping her gaberdine while wrapping her legs around me she gave herself to me as waves of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode Forth to my sketch, she held my breeches so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"don !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your virginal membrane,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no danger,"my housemaid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now add your chick and let us discuss matters like gentlemen do in a lady of pleasure house."

"chick, how dare you call me wench !"Lavinia bridled.

"Give over Miss,"the amah said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my cubby, I sat on my chair while my housemaid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other chair with his breeches down."For heaven's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their tongues entwined noisily,"Do you lie with me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the first time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my principal,"Oh well my lamb, little chance of any sensitive discussion,"I advised,"Army of the Pure leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you bonk me ?"my maidservant asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's sort of being in love is it not ? ”