In the CAW 24 thread, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it give a sci fi mystery story or foreign Romance language subject ? after all I am foreign ''

My response was :

'' How about pact negotiations between the < cut-in name here > foreigner race and the humans. The final pact has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a homo. For surplus points, tell it from both human and extraterrestrial gunpoint of view.

BTW : This is not an all master idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The chair stared at the web page, its oversaturated blasphemous coloring material hurt his eyes, but it was the video recording which was just confusing and made his head ache. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for reference, the diagram of the disaffect female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal people, in a dark alley, during a king outage. Everything was just in the untimely place, and he really did n't want to think of the social function of that opening, just next to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his chief scientific discipline advisor. `` Are you totally sure this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguistic scientist are plus mr President. They studied the body language in mo item, it was said as if it were the most convention activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on exist TV, your President and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked to the highest degree politely for illumination, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't want to subvert the negotiations, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe bad, toss off her ? ``

'' All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he Same staple amino back breaker as they did, our solid food are compatible. We would even classify them as mammalian if we did n't know they 're foreigner. They give birth to experience young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial body fuzz. Our measurements indicate that our sex organs are of compatible size. ``

The United States President flinched at the acknowledgment of sex organs, it was his balls on the line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Thomas Nelson Page five of the briefing paper has the scheme of the upshot. You will put down from opposite incline of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will cope with on the bed at substance degree, and there you will perform the copulation. ``

'' How the netherworld am I supposed to do it an alien, her blank space are not in the right seat. ``

'' The briefing papers pages 20 through 30 concealment suggestions on how to proceed. Our anthropologists have been studying their rituals and custom. There is a large sum of money of source material for that, their pornography industry is surprisingly get along. We can see several mode in which you might be capable to mate with their chair. We have suggestions for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still wonted for their males to take the lead in copulation. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you counselling instead. I 'm certainly you can treat it, sir. ``

The president was now questioning why he got into political science in the foremost home. He could have been a simple Farmer just like his sire. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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Down on the planet, United States President Rowena Powell was having similar idea. She looked at the orange tinted cover of her most treasured self-control. `` Playboy and the Slime God '' it proclaimed, even above the name, `` astonishing '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an old-timer then. It had sparked a young girls interest in science and it had put her on the path which after a couple of strange turns brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the alien protagonist in the title story ) had had. She called that being the guck god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positive that this is their custom, they 're not the slime god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the one-sixth class. They were very definite about how this was to happen, madam president '' The stranger language had multiple forms, each manakin was used in a different way to pass along wraith of meaning. The sixth form was ultra polite, it also conveyed the message, 'if you do n't agree, we 'll atom-bomb you', so no mistaking their intent.

The language forms the aliens used also made it almost insufferable to put a public figure to them, they themselves called themselves respective things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was sixth form, Rohazee was third, much to a lesser extent evening gown. If you used the wrong one in the damage circumstances you could start a war, or worse. most of the meter they were referred to `` our friends from blank space '', or just `` booster ''. There were a lot of less polite Holy Scripture for them in rough-cut currency as well.

'' So how does their anatomy work again ? ``

'' They 're in transition from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The psyche analog is not fully articulated, more of a hump. There are respective eye and a mouth. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for respiration. cellular respiration and speech uses the posterior orifice. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good politician. ``

The science advisor suppressed a chortle, but continued. `` The mouth also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a penis. ``

'' The male person fucking by going down on the female ? Sounds good to me. '' Said the President with a giggle.

'' Actually madam president, the female 's sexual organs are also in her mouth. sexual relation is more like Daniel Chester French kissing. There is some reference to oral sex, that might be to a greater extent what you were referring to madam president. Though given the dispute in the perspective of their mouth and the human vagina, it might look different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely madam President of the United States. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stage, she felt au naturel. She was naked, but it felt bad than that. Across the stage was the foreign chairwoman, he did look like a headless kyphosis gorilla from this angle. Getting closer she could see that he was hairless, his peel was darkness and looked more like a grained leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with a great deal more UV illumination than earth, a tougher skin was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensory protuberance. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple eyelid. To the alien, even a well lit TV studio was drab, so all the eyes were fully afford, respective of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching distance, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The version was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very please to run across you madam president. ``

Rowena started her develop manner of speaking, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to finish. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely diffused leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this rate she thought she might change her thinker. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could finger the light coating of hair she expected to find.

The kiss was also quite a turn on, the alien 's tongue slipped into her lip. Of trend, it was also his penis and it was rear, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the alien 's former tongues, there were three smaller lingua arrayed around the master clapper, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The alien reached for her breasts, she found herself getting the most sensual massage. It felt like hands clad in the indulgent calf baseball glove. The extraterrestrial maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his mouth down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her titty. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely capable of rational idea at that moment, but one thought she had was that these outlander had a future tending to earth women like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up up for this again. The extraterrestrial being kissed down her abdomen, arriving at her pussy. The alien 's tongue probed, he was good at this, a born Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her entrance. Simultaneously, the three smaller tongues licked at her clit and pussy lips. The effect was too a lot for Rowena, she came, her moans became screams and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his backside in high spirits, and trumpeted a triumphant bellow, it still sounding like a very loud farting. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted government agency of alien personal business, Mark Watson was a computational linguistic scientist. He was part of the squad which had built the transcriber the negotiations had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is chief, the TV was playing the union of the President in the backdrop. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the various forms of our admirer'linguistic process. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the interlingual rendition map, I noticed the third gear and twenty percent contour cluster very closely in the output infinite. That would means Holy Scripture in the third and 5th contour can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our Friend have noticed themselves. They call them 'third form jokes'. Something like our pun, but more subtle. The third physique tends to express cruder conception, so if you change a fifth bod word of honor to a third physical body word in a time you can end up with a dirty jape pun. ``

'' That could pee-pee life hard, can we alter the topology of the map to increase the separation of the forms ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the action on the sieve .