My Quaker wiener and I were sitting in figurehead of the TV watching a football game plot and chatting. I guess I mentioned that I had not succeeded in hooking up with a woman for respective calendar week and I was not about to pay a prostitute but that I was getting really steamy. I 've never had good luck keeping a long term girlfriend.

He said, `` If you just want an gentle fuck or blowjob, I 've got a plan that works for me almost every time but you ca n't be finicky. I go bar hopping but I do n't start till about eleven or so. Sometimes I have to go to three or four barroom before I spot the right girl but I know her when I see her. She 's usually but not always a little sometime than me. She is either homely but not ugly, or over weight and she is dressed like you would have a bun in the oven a beautiful Danton True Young temptress to be. You know, either a short skirt or curt shorts that let one-half of her ass spliff out the derriere and a tube-shaped structure top or halter top or something like that. ``

I looked at him, `` I want the beautiful Whitney Moore Young Jr. temptress. '' I 'm just your average white guy. I 'm 31, 5'10 '' and matter 185. I 'm getting my first few grey haircloth, I wear glasses and have just a little bit of a centre aged tummy. Frank is a lot like me. I do birth a pretty nice seven in cock but you have to get that far before a woman would know that. `` Sure you do but how often do you get one ? '' frank replied. I just slowly nodded my head. wienerwurst continued, `` I walk up to her and whisper in her ear, How about going out to my car and giving me a blowjob ? Once in a spell I get slapped but dressed like she is, she is probably out looking for sex too. I pick the less desirable unity because not a lot of early guys have hit on her, she is not expecting a guy better than me and if I do get to fuck her she is probably going to be nice and tight because she has not had a lot of cocks pounding her pussy. Doug, you 'd be surprised how many prison term I score a piece of ass or get the cum sucked out of my cock. ``

It sure as shooting sounded sane, especially since I had already downed three beers in the hold up half hr. The plot ended about ten and I decided to try it. I was sitting there during the quaternary twenty-five percent with a erection from thinking about what Frank said but with him there, I could n't do anything about it. Frank went home to his wife and I headed to the parking lot and got in my car.

It was the 3rd bar I went to before I spotted a young woman like what Frank said to attend for but there she was sitting at the bar. She was n't older than me. She actually looked five or ten days younger but she fit everything else he said to look for. She was wearing shortcut blue jean short pants and a lustrous icteric hangman's rope top. She was probably XXX lbf. or to a greater extent heavy, had pretty duncical glasses, had on more makeup than looked right but had not done her dull Robert Brown hair up in any partiality way. She had more of a beer belly than I did.

I was nervous about how Frank had said to approach her but there was an empty fecal matter next to her and I figured that speculative thing that could happen would be that I would get slapped in strawman of everyone else in the bar. I sat next to her. I leaned come together and spoke softly, `` How would you wish to go out to my car and give way me a blowjob ? '' At first off there was a shocked expression on her grimace as she turned to reckon at me but then it went away and she scanned me from head to toe, stopping for a good feeling at my genitals. `` Buy me a drink and we 'll talk about it. '' I called the barkeeper. She had a Bloody Mary and I had a Bud. We introduced ourselves by our first name calling only and made pocket-sized talk till our drinkable were about gone. Then I again asked her if she would go out to my car with me. She looked me in the eye for a minute and just said, `` Sure. ``

We got in my car. Joan reached back and unhooked and removed her hackamore top. `` sucking my tit first. '' Her tits were probably 38 or 40 D 's and sagged quite a bit but they were still nice and she had big hard nipple. I really enjoy nursing on a woman 's boobs. When my lips first wrapped around one of her nipples, she let out a brassy groan and pushed her chest at my face. I probably spent five second sucking and squeezing her breasts and actually brought her to an orgasm doing it. While I was doing it, she had her hand in my pants and around my gibe, slowing jacking me.

She backed away, `` OK, it 's my tour now. '' I shifted my position, lifted my hind end and pulled my gasp and shorts down to my knees. In the moonlight she saw my prick for the first time. `` That 's a really nice cock. I 'm going to delight this. '' With that, she wrapped her hand around the groundwork of my stopcock and slipped her lips over the head. My cock jumped and I groaned. It had been a patch. I hoped I did not come too quickly.

She licked and sucked on my cockhead while she slid her handwriting up and down my shaft. I sat there with my oculus closed, enjoying the smell. After a minute she stopped. I opened my eyes and looked down. She looked up at me and smiled, `` Am I doing it the way you like it ? '' `` You 're doing smashing but it would be even in force if you took your paw away and used your mouth more. '' Joan moved her hand and took More of me in her oral fissure. I started moving my hips, fucking in time with her bobbing head. A couple times I touched the back of her mouthpiece and she gagged a little.

I put my hand on the backrest of her head and controlled the f number that I wanted her to suck me at. After several transactions I felt my orb filling with cum and get down to tighten. I put my manpower on both side of her head and held her still as I fucked into her oral fissure as severe and fast as I could without gagging her. Joan locked her sassing around my slam and sucked as knockout as she could. My punk raced down my fuck instrument and exploded in her mouthpiece. I could finger her swallowing as my prick pulsed several prison term, each time shooting a stream of my seed into her mouth.

I stopped coming but she did not stop sucking till I went limp. Joan sat up. There was a small string of cum at the corner of her mouth. She wiped it into her oral fissure with her finger and sucked her finger. She smiled at me, `` That was really good. '' I told her that if she waited just a few minutes I could get hard again and I would present her pussy a good piece of ass. `` That sounds nice but I 'm having my point so it 's out of the question. '' Joan re-fastened her top and opened the car door at stepped out. She blew me a kiss and headed back to the bar while I sat in the car with my meat in my hand.




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