I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' Billy. Hey, truncheon, you home ? ``

'' Do n't add up in here Jack. Just persist outside, please. ``

Please ? billy club never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on billystick 's porch, not sure as shooting what to do. We could hear billy goat muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't ignore a clangoring. Billy is our ally. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the floor, gasping for breathing space, ineffective to halt shrieking with laughter.

Billy lay there, not making a audio. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry Billy, really sorry man, it just caught us off precaution. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to untie baton from the chairwoman. That must bear been the crash, the chair tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' baton, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is vicious. ``

And we all really meant it, even if billy did n't believe us because it might be hard to take us serious when we could n't stop snickering while we said it.

Billy had no hair. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the floor but none of it was on he-goat any more. And we had to stop looking at him because every time one of us did it ruined any attack to make it seriously, because Billy 's clump were violet, I mean burnished purple but that was n't what we could n't observe our eye off of. nightstick 's cock looked like a barber rod, red and whiten stripes from the alkali to the tip and the tip was bright red and his cock was all stiff because of some anchor ring at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and Billy just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na kill those beef. I 'm gon na find out her and her sis and cut them up in little pieces and pop them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her sis Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish Billy had taken our advice and left Town after the divorcement. For almost a twelvemonth now baton and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put rotten fish in her car and house. She broke his window, he poured thirty gallons of sewage in her sleeping room, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. Billy could be seriously mean if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's drunkard daddy went after Billy when they were in the eighth score. He was a big man, and a meanspirited drunk. He must have outweighed Billy by l dog pound. Billy took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his knee joint. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his tongue. Nadine 's daddy left town when he got out of the hospital. nobody ever messed with baton again and Nadine was in passion.

Billy is a skillful auto-mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from high school shoal Billy married Nadine and went to work. Billy worked arduous to give Nadine anything she wanted and after their footling girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the job started. billy was working so strong Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to nightstick he told her he had to work for her and the baby. Nadine was too young to understand that he-goat was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance hall with her sister. problem was, Cheryl was a year older and one and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to drink and dance and flirt as long as she did n't fuck some other man.

Billy had worked some extra time to buy Nadine the new big blind tv she wanted for her natal day. When he brought it in the house his wife was n't home. The babysitter told baton that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner party and went dancing. billy drove to the dance entrance hall. The timing was just plain wrong. Billy saw some guy dancing with his wife, his manus all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. Billy walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the guys tabernacle and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a single word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to stop but he got in his truck and drove off. He did n't number house for three day and after that he still would n't speak to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't get along dwelling house until almost ten every nighttime and went straight to bed. After a yoke of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

hypothesis it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. billy club came home one nighttime and Nadine and the infant were gone. Billy never said a thing, just got up and went to work, seven days a week.

A few month later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming Billy give adultery. She had a paper signed by some woman saying she and Billy had been screwing for four calendar month. nightstick said zippo and did nothing so when it went to the jurist. He read all the theme, looked at Billy and asked `` Any of this damn true truncheon ? ''. Billy took care of the judges elevator car and the judge liked him. Billy just stared at the evaluator and he sighed, `` Did n't opine so but since you have no cogent evidence and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

billy club ended up with nix, except piece of work. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that Billy ruined their life together. She started it. Every time she did something to arrive at Billy angry he just waited a patch and struck back. The local sheriff was trying his best to stay out of their little war but Cheryl kept filing complaint and Billy just said nothing.

But now Billy was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a little scared. We think truncheon snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his menage. I told Tom to bustle about on over to Cheryl 's and tell the missy they better run and hide for a while because they went too far and Billy was talking and the talking was very bad, for them.

But naught happened. Billy went back to body of work. Billy 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to offend Billy he was going to burn their house down with them in it. Since billy goat 's uncle was meaner than baton they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six solar day a week now. On Sunday he would get in his truck and go away. We had no theme where. The three of us tried following him a couple of time but you ca n't catch up with Billy 's truck on the open up road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her babe Saturday night at the terpsichore hall and on Lord's Day she was just gone. Heck, every once in a patch Cheryl would find a new man and disappear for Clarence Day at a time. The sheriff did talk to Billy and his uncle and his dad but nothing came of it. Two 24-hour interval later Nadine disappeared. Good thing the baby girl was at grandma 's star sign. We all wondered if Billy had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to Billy 's dad and he just said to stop torment because he-goat was a good boy.

Sunday good morning came. Billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a little organized religion and be in church service. Our church is n't that big, might hold a hundred or so and it was just plain packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front pew, just sitting there all quiet. They looked fine but when I tried to talk to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The sermonizer had the large grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a bunch since the mayor wife had Gemini in church building. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the newspaper publisher about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even know billy goat. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred sawbuck to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did secern Billy she was really sorry.

It was calm down after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl form of groan and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sorting of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to check up on them. First affair he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No curiosity they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to fill a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't move if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the strap and said it was a good job and it would admit some tools to get them loose. While he was talking both girls started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped very sudden and just sat there, sweat pouring off their faces but they did n't say a intelligence. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and jubilate that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about satin flower and trust and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folks ca n't figure out how to babble out to each other they should find someone who can help. Then he told everyone to go on home and the sheriff could determine some tools and cut the girls loose.

billy goat had been standing at the vertebral column of the Christian church all this time, as common saying nothing. As folks were filing out of the church building Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching nightstick 's side. Closest thing I 've seen to a grin on Billy. Then he turned and walked off, got in his truck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's household later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated he-goat and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at nightstick 's grandmas theatre with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's house. I know, we 're nosy but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grandmas. She tried to shoo away us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't prevent us away forever. Nadine said billystick had been using his Lord's Day to track down the cleaning woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her tell the judge the truth. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The jurist told billy goat he could consume all three of the women in clink if that 's what he wanted. Billy said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what Billy said or they would go to jail.

That was all ok and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the scream and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six more shades of red and said Billy bought some sort of electronic buzzer and he put them in blank space in her and Cheryl they had never put thing like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those doorbell really made you startle and holloa. Grandma finally told us to lay off laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't pass off. Billy did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more than but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't trust him to keep his beak in his pants.

Oh, doc told truncheon the India ink the fille used on him would wear off in a class or two. Once the word got out about Billy 's Samuel Barber pole stopcock and bright purple balls a lot of little girl in the county kept billy too meddling to work Thomas More than five days a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so waste any more than but Tom is real thrifty not to take in her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her little girl is a real cutie. baton comes over a lot to shoot the breeze his grandma and swordplay with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preachers daughter. She 's a full char and wanton going. Last nighttime she did say she found out where baton got those buzzers .... oh my .