Ai N'T No Fun If My Homie Ca N'T Get None


AI N'T NO FUN ...

'' I 'm just saying, he 's too old for my baby, '' Cecile stated, staring at her best friend, Angela.

'' Anastacia is not a baby. She 's 21, for Jesus 's sake. And so what if he 's a few twelvemonth older than her. A get on man can help her ... ''

'' Can take up vantage of her .... All my baby knows is sports and her school employment. She 's not into men like that. He 's going to hurt my babe ... ''

'' You do n't even know the man ... ''

'' I know men ! '' Cecile stated firmly. `` All of them are just alike. They all think with their cock and not their substance. ''
'' That 's not fair, besides, she just met him ... what ... three weeks ago when she was home. All they 've been doing is talking on the speech sound. ``

'' She chases me off the phone to suffice his calls, '' Cecile said, exasperated. `` He 's the first person she talks to in the morning, and the go at night. ''

Angela chuckled. `` You 're going to have to let go ... cut her navel string one day, Cecile. You should be well-chosen that she 's finally getting a taste of love. ''

'' That 's not be intimate, '' Cecile snarled. `` That man wants to fuck my baby and then he 's going to give her high and dry. He 's going to hurt my babe 's heart. ''

'' How you know he 's not Mr. rightfulness ? ''

'' Mr. Right Now, '' Cecile scowled.

'' I think you are being too hard on the man. Besides, afford him prison term to show who he really is. If he 's a dog, in time, it 'll come up out. A dog ca n't obscure forever. ''

'' That 's just it, Angela, we do n't have any time. He wants to take her on a cruise when she comes abode for summertime break. ''

'' That 's so courteous, '' Angela swooned.

'' She comes family in a week. ''

'' I know you 're a worry mother, but do n't do anything that will induce Anastacia to be mad at you. ''

'' I 'm going to do what I have to do to take indisputable this dog does n't hurt my baby. ``

'' Be careful, Cecile. Very careful. This shite could backfire on your ass and ruin the realtionship you two have. ''

'' This is a adult ass man I 'm trying to protect her from. He 's zippo but an old dog trying to take advantage of my babe. And I 'm not going to let that pass off ! ''


* * *

'' Coming out to the club ai n't zippo like it used to be, bro, '' Jerome said to his youthful sidekick, Mikey, as they waited for the parking valet to bring Hieronymus 's level best. `` I remember when I coulda come to the golf club and selection, choose and refuse hos. ''

'' You ai n't lying, bro. All I come out for now is to get my crapulence on and unwind after busting my ass all week, '' Mikey explained.

'' I feel you, '' Jerome said as the gentleman stopped in front of him. He tipped the valet de chambre and jumped behind the wheel.

Mikey jumped in the passenger 's seat. `` That 's why I always pick up one a my lil tricks, get her some grass, something to eat, and bring her to a hotel til I come back from the club. ``

Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus laughed as he pulled off. `` And what do you do if you find something in the club ? ''

'' Go fuck ! Then go to the hotel and fuck again, '' Mikey stated like it should have been obvious.

Hieronymus started laughing. `` You always fucking with hos that live with their man. ``

'' Them the Charles Herbert Best I. Let somebody else heap with them hos problem. I fuck. That 's what I do. Them some nice hos that I fuck, but hos have too much drama when involved in relationship. ''

'' So, what you saying is that it 's punctuate loose and less drama when you the former man ? ''

'' Hell yeah ! See you would n't understand 'cause you have all them hos feeling like you 're their man ... ''

'' But I do n't have no dramatic play. '' Saint Jerome laughed.

'' See, you be fucking with them thoroughly girls. The professional womanhood. I ai n't gon na lie, bro, you run your hos ... ''

The sound of Jerome 's ringing phone stopped Mikey midspeech. Hieronymus checked his caller ID. `` Anastcia 's mom ! What the fuck ? ''

'' Anastacia ? That tall, fine ass chick that plays volleyball game for UCON ? The one you met in the baseball club about three workweek ago ? ''

'' Yeah. Wife to be. '' Jerome grinned.

'' What the pit you doing with her mother 's prison cell phone number, bro ? More importantly, what her female parent doing calling you at three 40 five in the first light ? booty Call ? ''

'' Shut up ! '' Jerome said, pressing the green picture. `` Hello ? ''

'' how-do-you-do ? Where are you ? '' a female voice asked.

It was n't Anastacia for sure. The char sounded a little older. `` On my way place ? '' Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus answered tentatively.

'' I thought you were taking me to get something to eat ? '' she asked, sounding disappointed.

She sounded a fiddling tipsy too.

Jerome stifled a jape as he looked across to his chum who was making fuck faces and humping motions in the passenger seat. `` May I ask who you want to verbalize to ? ''

'' Who is this ? '' she asked, sounding alarmed. `` Is this Jermaine ? ''

'' No, I 'm sorry you must have dialed the wrong figure. ''

'' Who is this ? Your number is programmed into my phone, '' she demanded.

'' This is Hieronymus. I 'm a friend of Anastacia 's ... ''

'' Anastacia 's friend ? What your number doing course of study in my phone ? '' she asked with a little attitude.

'' Is this her mother ? ''

'' Yes, it is ! ''

'' I met her when she was home three workweek ago. She had your telephone ... I think her phone had gotten stolen ... ''

'' Oh yeah, I remember now, '' she chuckled, sounding a bit at ease. `` I 'm sorry for calling you at this hr ... ''

'' That 's quite OK ... ''

'' I was trying to call a booster of mine. He was supposed to take me for something to eat, but he disappeared on my as ... listen to me, I 'm telling you all my business organization. Alcohol just loosens my tongue. I 'm dark for calling you. ''

'' That 's OK. It was nice talking to you, '' Jerome said, chuckling.

'' Please do n't tell Anastacia ... she hates when I go out for beverage. ''

'' It 'll be out little privy, '' St. Jerome said, chuckling.
'' hope ? '' she cooed.

'' I promise. ''

'' Thank you, '' she said. `` Okay. Drive safely. ''

'' You too, '' Jerome said. `` Bye. ``

'' Byyyyyye, '' she sang, ending the vociferation.

Mikey laughed. `` That was a booty call. mama want some. ''

'' You crazy, bro. Besides, her mama do n't be intimate me. ''

'' Mama mulct ? '' Mikey asked with a raised brow.

'' I do n't jazz. I 've never met the woman. She sounds sexy as hell, though. ''

'' If her daughter takes after her, she probably is fine, '' Mikey said as he fired up a joint. He hit it and passed it over.

Jerome cranked up the book as he got on I-95 North. He took a hit of the stick and passed it back. `` You know what, I 'm going home base. I do n't feel like being bothered with none a my hos tonight. She done got me thinking about Anastacia. And this sens only ga have me athirst. I 'll drop myself off and you can take my ride. ''

'' My car already by the hotel. Why ca n't you just drop me off ? '' Mikey asked as he took out a napkin from his wallet. He unrolled it and took out half a blue anovulatory drug and threw it in his mouth. Then he chugged the residual of the body of water that he had brought out of the club.

'' Because I do n't find like passing home to drop you off. Just drop me and express the car. ''

Five minutes later, Jerome pulled in front of their house, pressed the clitoris for the garage door and hopped out. It was n't until he was inside and up the stairs getting undressed that he remembered his cell sound. He had left it in the Max.

tercet hour later, Mikey stared at his crony 's ringing headphone. Anastacia 's mom. What the piece of ass does she want now ? I 'm not answering that shit, he thought as he headed on a collision trend for the hotel. The headphone stopped ringing, then started up again. Mikey ignored it again. The thirdly metre it rung, he answered it. It has to be an emergency. `` Hello ? ''

'' Are you home already, '' the female asked.

'' No ... ''

'' Well why were n't you answering the earphone ? You making a booty call or something ? ''

'' No, '' Mikey said, then took a pull on the join, laughing because she did n't bang it was n't Jerome she was talking to.

'' Are you smoking ? ''

She sounded intrigued rather than repugnant, so he said, `` Mmmm-hmmm. ``

Her voice became soft and sounded sexy. `` I called to ask a party favour ... ''

'' What kind of favor ? '' Mikey asked.

'' well my champion had to run home to his nagging ass wife, and I 'm hungry. But I do n't require to sit in IHOP by myself, not at this hour. Why do n't you get together me ? My treat. ''

'' Which IHOP are you at ? ''
'' I 'm not there yet. I was calling to see if you 'd meet me first. ''

'' Which one are you going to ? ''

'' I live in Sawgrass ... there 's one right field off of University. ''

'' I know where it is. I 'm about five bit away. ''

'' Alright. I 'll meet you there. What are you driving ? '' she asked.

'' A nigrify Nissan maximum. You ? ''

'' I 'm in a Burgundy wine Panthera onca XK. ''

'' Niiiice, '' Mikey American ginseng. `` I 'll be in the parking lot when you get there. ''

'' Do n't smoke it all before I get there, '' she purred.

Mikey hung up the phone and laughed. If ma amercement, I 'm darned sure gon na try and eff. Especially if she trying to get her smoke on.

Seven minutes later, Mikey watched as the burgundy XK pulled in at the IHOP. She pulled right side by side to him, shut off the engine and got out. From what he could see over the ceiling of the car, Mama was pretty as piece of tail. And new looking. When she walked around the rachis of the car and he got a good look at her torso, his tool started getting hard. `` Damn, Mama fine as fucking ! '' Voluptuous. Now I know why she did n't want to go into IHOP by herself. Anywhere she go, she 'll get all kind of undesirable attention. Especially in the chick and top she 's wearing. Her outfit was n't revealing or slutty or anything ; it was classy and neat, but emphasized everything she had.

Mikey took a hit and leaned over and opened the passenger door for her. Her smiling lit up the interior.

'' Oh that smells wonderful, '' she said as she hopped in and closed the door behind her. `` I have n't smoked since college, '' she said, taking the offered joint.

'' I plan on stopping when I get my MBA. '' Mikey chuckled.

She took a long draw.

'' You might want to take it easy with that, '' Mikey said a second too late.

She started coughing, but she refused to pass along the joint. She held it as she eyed him over. She took another hit, pulling a picayune easier this time. She kicked off her slingbacks and twisted sideways to face him. She caught his eyes locked onto her segmentation and smiled. She brought the joint up to her back talk and took another puff. The weed had her feeling good. And the wine she had drank earlier had made her extremely horny. She knew she could get any man she wanted, so this was going to be fun. And easy. I 'll expose the dog and save Anastacia from a crack heart.

She ran her finger playfully over her clavicle, then down between her tit.

Mikey 's gumshoe stiffened. The blue anovulant was in full gist. Either he was going to fuck mama, or he had to get to the hotel to Percy Bysshe Shelley Ann. `` So you gon na let me hit that ? '' Mikey asked.

'' You 're not shy at all, are you ? '' She blushed. `` You sure you can handle me ? '' she asked, leaning forward and rubbing the inside of his thigh.

'' I was referring to the joint, but since you brought it up, '' he said, making his dick startle in his pant, `` I 'm sure I can handle whatever challenges I 'm presented with. '' Their heart locked. `` My interrogative sentence is, can you ? ''

Her hand slid from his thigh to his throbbing peter. `` Mmmmm, this is nice, '' she swooned.

'' You can contain it out to get a safe feel of it. Underneath all this cloth really does n't do it any justice. It really is a work of art, '' Mikey boasted.

She accepted his challenge without a moment 's reluctance. She unzipped his pants and took it out. Ten inches of throbbing lightlessness heart. `` Oh, God. This is ... we need to go someplace. Anyplace, '' she said as she skinned the foreskin back, leaned over and started kissing and licking his head.

'' Ohhh shittttt ! ! ! Where do you need to go ? '' Mikey barely got out as his eyes threatened to roll back into his head.

'' Anywhere, '' she mumbled as she kissed and licked and flicked her tongue around his header greedily.

Mikey leaned the seat back until he was almost dwell level. He hit the juncture one more time as she got more enthusiastic with her clapper. He knew he was n't going to come from a blowjob, but it felt too fucking good to turn back her.

He reached over and started caressing her ass. tinker's damn ! Her ass was so soft, it made him wail. He wanted to get up in her, but he could n't do that in the Maxima. And he definitely could n't do it in IHOP 's parking lot. He could n't rent her to a hotel, because he did n't have enough hard cash for that. And he did n't want to go to her place, because he did n't do it if he could do that, nor what her kinship condition was. The solely place he could get hold of her is home. `` What about your car ? '' Mikey asked.

She did n't stop to answer. She flailed her hand as if she did n't handle about that.

Fuck it, he thought and fired up the level best. He positioned his bridge player so that he could steer over her as she continued to feverishly work his gumshoe. She was sucking ; he was caressing and fondling her breasts, and every part of her that he could touch.

Both of them were making all the appropriate disturbance as he raced home.

When he pulled into the garage and exclude down the engine, she finally raised her head from his lap. She kissed him like a have fair sex. Hungrily. Greedily.

Mikey 's dick ached to get up in her. `` Let 's go, '' he said as the service department door finished rolling down and the automatic lightness flicked off. They got out the Maxima, and as he stood at the front waiting for her to come around to him, he really got a commodity smell at her. She did n't seem a day over thirty five. As young as he was, he was confident that he was gon na pop her sexy old ass with shaft.

Lust was oozing from her face. She grabbed his mitt and pulled him tightly against her consistence. They were about the Lapp top, so everything lined up. Their lips smashed against each others. Wisps of enjoyable moan escaped her lips as their tongues darted back and forth in each former 's mouth.

Mikey 's deal fumbled with the zipper of her skirt. He got it unfastened, then got a firm clutches on her impudence. He picked her up as if she weighed nothing, spun her around and placed her on the top of the hot cowl.

She swooned in surprisal, wrapped her sculptured legs around his waist and pulled him right into her so that his dick was rubbing her the right way.

His hands fumbled with her bird until he had it up and out of the way. Both of them fumbled with his belt and pants and underclothes until nothing was between them except her sodden underwear which she savagely pulled to the side of meat so that his raw head could glide up and down between her origin engorged brim.

She was grinding desperately against his hot, throbbing nous now. Her kitty was hot and wet and aching to finger that throbbing mass of meat. Gripping his articulatio coxae, she pulled him forward, plunging his rock-hard ten inches into her. She shut her optic and screamed as his tool stretched and filled her to the brim. She had n't felt pain and pleasure like that since she lost her virginity. She was trying to get use to the smell, but he did n't cave in her fourth dimension. He started moving that big dick around inside of her. It was hot and hard. Fire coursed through her torso. Then there was the additional heat beneath her ass. She found the more she gyrated her ass up and into his deep punishing slash, the lupus erythematosus she felt the heat energy beneath her ass.

This was the first cleaning woman over thirty that Mikey has ever had the pleasure of piece of ass, so he had something to prove. He was fucking her like he had all human race riding on his functioning. His strokes were bringing out all the seize dissonance and fuck-faces that he got out of young adult female, so he knew he was beating that pussy up good. That was all the encourage his ego needed.

He picked her completely up off the hood and slowed down to his wicked winding.

'' Awwwwwww fuuuuuck, baby ! Selective Service ! ``

'' You like that, '' he asked.

'' Mmmm-hmmmm, '' she mumbled as he guided her hips into a decelerate rocking apparent motion that made her clitoris rub against his mesomorphic pelvis.

She started nibbling his lip. `` Oh God, yeah. That sense good. ''

'' I want you to cum for me before we go inside, '' he muttered against her sweet lips.

'' You do n't suffer to worry about ... about ... '' Her whimpering got cut short-change as lilliputian jar of lightning struck all through her causing her body to spasm involuntarily. `` 0h God, I 'm cumming. '' Her tread quickened and her intact eubstance vibrated as her orgasm resonated through her.

Mikey felt good taking her inside. Now he was going to withdraw her upstairs and put a right fucking on her sexy old ass. He continued stroking her until her sexual climax subsided, then he walked toward the door, stirring the pot as he went. He told her to reach behind her and turn the knob. She got the room access opened without any problem.

The door opened directly into the kitchen, and as they were passing the refrigerator, she stopped him. `` Grab something cold to salute. ''

Without losing rhythm, he stopped. She opened the fridge, leaned in a bit, and pulled out two bottles of water. He bumped the door closed and started for the stairs.

Going up the stairs was a bit more difficult. Unsteadily, they made their way up bumping into the wall and railing. She was giggling. They slipped and fell. She started laughing, and he covered her mouth quickly as he landed on top of her. Her stage found their way around his waistline and she locked both arms around his neck. They kissed passionately as he stroked down into her. She started grunting and humping up to meet his strokes. He felt his head slamming against the cartilage at the very back of her pussy. His head felt as if it was curving and going into another portion of her pussy. Each time his head bounced against the cartilage, her eubstance convulsed. She bit his clapper as he sped up his thrusts to see if he could get one long convulsion.

He got it as she came a secondly time right there on the stairway.

Her wooden leg unfolded from around his waist as he withdrew about eight of the ten inches he had inside her, using only two inch to grind around the figurehead part of her sweet-scented kitty.

She started humping on it and adjusting her hip joint so that she was angled properly. Then she asked for a little more.

He gave her about an inch more.

'' Ah, fuck yeah ! Right there ! '' she growled as she kept his mushroom-shaped cloud head rocking against the spongelike area at the top of her kitty-cat. `` Fuck ! '' she hissed. `` What are you trying to do to me ? ''

'' What every woman wants a man to do to them : fulfil them ... and then some, '' Mikey replied, turning it up a mountain pass.

'' You ... you sure are doing that, '' she whimpered. `` Ohh God ! This dick too blasted sweet ... .ooooooeeeeeee. I 'm coming again, baby. Fuck meeeeeeee ! ''

Mikey readily complied. Fuck her and then some.

Once she caught her breath, Mikey decided it was best to pack her into his way before they woke Saint Jerome up.

Hmmm. That would n't be such a bad idea.

He took her into his room and closed his bedroom door. She started undressing him as they made their way to the bed. She took care now. She stood him up at the border of the bed and stripped him.

After making him step out of his pants and wind sock -- his brake shoe had gotten discarded somewhere between the kitchen and the stairs -- she kissed her way up his inner thighs, then sucked and licked their sweet mixture of juices of his sack and then moved up his putz. She pushed him onto the bed, and as she crawled up and over him, she let her hands roam up his muscular thighs, up his splashboard venter, all the way up to his chiseled chest. She leaned down and kissed him as she mounted that throbbing ten inch of glistening pecker. When she raised up, his backtalk latched onto her pap as his men kneaded her boob. She slipped his bulging school principal between her sodden lips and lowered herself until she was filled to the lip. She positioned her knees on either face of him, leaned back and smiled down at him as she started gyrating her hips. She rode him like only an feel woman could. She got so into it that the mattress started sliding off the boxspring.

About four yummy minutes later, she exploded. Again.

Panting and glistening with exertion, she spun around into a reverse cowgirl and started riding that stiff ten inches again. With his palms spanking her ass and his expert fingers harrassing her puff up clit, it did n't have but a few minutes for her to work up up to another sheet-tugging, earth-shattering climax.

She was totally exhausted, now.

Mikey was n't though. He flipped her onto her back and threw her peg over his berm. She was too fallible to do anything but accept the angelic, punishing strokes that took her to another orgasm.

As she floated down from her orgasmic highschool, he flipped her onto her breadbasket. Oh tinker's damn ! This my position right here. Oohhhh shit this ... this Gawddammmn ... this some secure dick. Each stroke was replenishing her free energy. She got up on her knees, and much to her delectation, he pounded her mercilessly until her knees got weak and she fell flat on her stomach. He did n't miss a stroke. He fell right on top of her and continued to methodically fuck her toward ecstasy.

It was obvious to her that her pleasure was his pleasure. She could n't say that for too many men. And he was properly equipped to give her pleasure. She could n't say that about too many men, either. His tool had every nerve ending in her twat tingling. It felt too good for her to severalise him to stop or even slow up down, but she was truly afraid to cum again. She did n't bed if she could handle another orgasm without pulling out her own hair. And then there was the damn diffused canvass. It was like a soft, placid clapper on her clit helping his clay dick to coax another coming out of her. The impending coming was too angelic to avoid or even forestall.

Fuck it ! Dick like this is few and far in between. I'ma take all he has to give.

She started throwing her hips up at him. Enthusiastically. She was determined to take his young ass with her this time, though. She started working her interior muscles and immediately felt him yeilding to her brawniness restraint. She started working him over proper. Giving as good as she was getting.

A few minutes later, both of them grunting and trousering, came to a noisy coming. They moaned and groaned and strained and stroked each other until their orgasms peaked and ebbed. Then they collapsed.

She must feature dozed off, because she suddenly found herself blindfolded and tied to the bed with silk crosstie. She was n't afraid ; she was tied loosely and could get her hands free if she wanted. But, she did n't want to get absolve. The things his lips and tongue were doing to her felt refreshing and rejuvenating. Before she knew it, she was begging for him to fulfill her kitty up again with that hunk of throbbing meat.

He obliged her.

This time he was n't fucking her. He was more stamp and passionate this time, which was proficient. He was giving her the Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde loving. She could n't believe the stamina that he had. She could n't believe that she could come so many times and still want more. He gave her all she wanted. He gave her so much, she was afraid for Anastacia. Any man putting this much good loving on one woman would urinate her go against her own mother for him. This the variety of dick that make a women forsake all others. She admitted to herself that she was already trying to figure out how she could get some more of his good loving and he was n't even finished with her yet.

Fuck ! What the Scheol have I gotten myself into ?


One workweek later, Cecile said to her girl, `` Anastacia, I do n't cerebrate you 're thinking this through. He 's too old for you ... ''

'' Where did you get that from ? He 's only a few years older than me. He 's not like the cat my age, Mom. He 's mature, '' Anastacia argued.

'' He 's experienced .... ''

Angela shook her head and came to her best admirer 's assistance. `` Anastacia, babe, we 're just concerned that this older man is going to bruise you ... ''

'' But you two have never met him, so how can y'all jurist him ? I tell you what, why do n't I call him and let y'all gather him. ''

Cecile looked at Angela as Anastacia pulled out her cell earphone. She did n't desire to bollix up this weekend, but the sooner Anastacia realized that this Jerome is n't zilch but a dog looking to consume reward of her, the right.

Angela looked vex as she stared at Cecile. She was n't so sure about this, either.

Anastacia avoided both their center as she brought the speech sound up to her ear. Both fair sex watched in revulsion as she spoke to St. Jerome. Unfortunately, they could only hear one side of the conversation. Both of them prayed that he was busy and could n't arrive at it. They listened intently.

'' Hello, Hieronymus ... where are you ? '' She nodded, then her boldness lit up as she smiled. `` practiced. Swing by Boca plaza. Me, my mom and godmother are heading to TGIF. Why do n't you meet us ... uh-huh. He 's your brother ... of course you can bring him along. The more the merrier. '' She giggled. `` Okay. I ca n't wait to see you either. Bye, '' she cooed, blushing as she ended the song. She smiled at her mother and godmother. `` He 's on 95, two way out north of here. He 's bringing his brother. He 's older than me too, but a fiddling closer to my age, '' she teased.

A few minutes after they were seated, Anastacia interrupted her mother 's spiel. `` Here they are now ! '' Anastacia bounced up from the booth waving excitedly at the two young men.

Cecile cast a suspicious glance at Angela. `` This is going to be awkward. Not to name ugly. ''

'' tell apart me about it, '' Angela mumbled, trying to hold back the nerves from showing on her boldness.

Both charwoman kept smiles plastered on their faces as they watched both Whitney Moore Young Jr. men weave their way toward their Booth. They did n't go bad to note the pass of early women swivelling to take in the two handsome young men, either.

'' Here comes the young putz slinger that wants to involve advantage of my precious baby girl, '' Cecile mumbled under her breath.

Angela grunted in arrangement. `` That dick of his is just leading the way over here, '' she mumbled back, then got kicked under the tabular array by Cecile.

'' The one in back facial expression just as dangerous. They 're buddy, so they 're both probably similarly equipped. ''

'' blockage, '' Angela mumbled. `` You trying to get me wet ? '' They both watched as Anastacia hugged and kissed the first young man on the cheek. She had an arm around him and turned to them bubbling. `` Micheal, satisfy my mother and godmother, Cecile and Angela ... ''

Both fair sex 's rima oris fell as Mikey looked at them just as shocked. `` This is your female parent ? '' he asked, pointing at Cecile.

'' We look alike, do n't we ? '' Anastacia gushed, leaning into Eusebius Hieronymus and wrapping her sleeve lovingly around him.

'' And your godmother ? '' Mikey asked for clarification.

Everyone composed themself. Quickly.

Mikey laughed and nodded before answering Anastacia. So I had n't fucked her mother. mama finer than her godmother, though. Mmm-mmm-mmm ! I damn certain want to hit mama now that I done blessed my centre on her o.k. ass. Damn !

Mikey snapped out of his musings quickly. `` Like baby, rather than mother and daughter, '' he said to Anastacia. He turned back to Angela and Cecile. `` It 's a pleasure to meet you Cecile, '' he said, shaking her hand. He turned to Angela, who was blushing. `` It 's a pleasance to see you again, Angela. And learn your gens. ''

Angela shook his hand, relieved and slightly embarrassed. `` It 's undecomposed to see you again, too, Micheal, '' she said, stressing his epithet.

'' Mikey ... ''
Anastacia, who had been planting a kiss on Hieronymus 's backtalk, turned around and asked, `` You two know each other ? ''

Angela glanced nervously at Cecile, then to Mikey, then back at Anastacia. `` I ... we ... ''

Mikey chuckled. `` We met in IHOP 's parking lot the other night. We were there to get rid of our late night cravings, '' Mikey said mischievously. `` Very interesting dark, '' he chuckled.

Cecile and Angela nodded and smiled.

'' What a happenstance, '' Anastacia gushed. `` This is Jerome, '' she bubbled, pulling him tightlipped to her. `` St. Jerome, contact my mother, Cecile, and my godmother, Angela. ``

'' A pleasure to run across you, Cecile, or should I phone you Mom ? '' he said, shaking her extended hand. He held her gaze and smiled.

Cecile chuckled. `` Cecile will do just fine. I 'm too Thomas Young and fine to be anyone 's female parent, '' she joked.

'' You 're correct about that, '' Mikey agreed, causing Cecile to flush.

Jerome turned to Angela. `` It feels as if I know you already, Angela. I 've heard so practically about you, '' he said, shaking her hands and giving her a telling grin.

***

After an harbor and pleasurable lunch, Angela and Cecile sat in Cecile 's Bourgogne Panthera onca XK and watched as Anastacia kissed Eusebius Sophronius Hieronymus on the sass. `` Ai n't no saving her, '' Angela said. `` She 's already in love ... and he probably has n't even put the pecker on her yet. And the elder comrade seems smoother and much more refined than the younger brother. If that translates over to the bedroom, she 's in for a hell of a treat. One thing for sure, she 's not going to be shortchanged sexually. ''

Cecile looked over and smiled. `` Well, you experienced the untried brother and he rocked your world. I still do n't believe you spill me out of messing with Jerome, but you went ahead and did it ... '' Cecile paused, shook her promontory and chuckled, `` ... only you ended up seducing the wrong brother. And from the way you described it, it was worth it. And it turned out all good in the end. ``

What Angela had n't told Cecile was that she thought they had ran a gear on her ass. She still was n't sure, but before the blindfold, Mikey had fucked her raw dog and came in her ; with the blindfold on, he had made love to her using a condom. The pecker had felt the Saame -- the bodies, too -- but why would he take in decided to envelop up then ? It would take in been too belatedly. Mikey was Dr. Jekyl and Jerome was Mr. Hyde.

'' Well the good thing about it is now you do n't have to feel guilty about pretending to be me, and for fucking your godchild 's man. And you 're discharge to get Thomas More of that young hawkshaw that you ca n't give up thinking about. ''

'' I have n't thought about that putz since that night. ''

Cecile looked at her and hooted. Then she frilled her mouth and asked, `` So what you 're saying is that you 're not going to fuck him again ? Let me experience, now, '' Cecile chimed, pulling out her phone, already scrolling for Saint Jerome 's cell phone number. `` It 's obvious those two can keep a mystical. Both of them get laid what you were trying to do and they probably think, no, now they 're assuming that I was in on it since you had my car and phone. They could have busted us, but they did n't. Why did n't they ? but conclusion I can come to is so that Mikey could hit that again, '' Cecile said pointing over at Angela 's lap. `` They ai n't slick down. You neither. You want that immature putz again ... ''

'' OK, damnit ! I 'm not saying I would n't let Mikey hit it again, but I do n't care if you get you a lil discernment. In fact, I highly recommend that you get him to take you to his home, blindfold and tie you up to his bed, so you can receive that Dr. Jekyl, Mr. Hyde loving, '' Angela suggested, and laughed.

'' I sure as hell on earth could use some of that, '' Cecile said, resting her cell earpiece in her lap. `` Remember what we use to say in college ... ''

'' ... Ai n't no fun if your female child ca n't get none, '' they both sang together, then started laughing.


***

Driving out of the parking lot, St. Jerome and Mikey laughed and slapped high-fives. `` That went rather well, '' Jerome said.

'' I want to do Cecile, '' Mikey said. `` You saw the way she was looking at me while we ate ? She heard about the tool I put on her girl, you can think that ! '' Mikey boasted.

'' Yeah, I 'm quite for certain she bragged about what happened to her after she woke up rather than what happened before she went to sleep, '' Jerome chuckled.

'' In your dreams ! '' Mikey said, laughing. `` It would have been nice if it had been Anastacia 's mother, bro ... she 's fine as roll in the hay. I 'll marry that cougar. But if it had been Cecile, you would throw gotten to fuck female parent and daughter. How many citizenry can say they did that ? But do n't vex, Cecile 's going to call. You better just hope you 're habitation when I blindfold her aphrodisiacal ass. ''

Both of them laughed. They stared at each other, then said in unison, `` Ai n't no fun if my bro ca n't get none ! ''



** More Eusebius Hieronymus and Mikey coming soon. full moon length novel, `` Bahamain Brothers. '' arrest tuned ... ...
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