Chapter one Gribble

It was a bright sunny Friday good afternoon in mid June when Bobby, and his best friend Joseph turned their bikes into the driveway of the Alfred Hawthorne household.

Both the son as Chief Joseph said

`` guess ill see you later dude ``

and turn on back to the Gribbles house as he pulled his bicycle into the movement way he saw John Redcorn exiting through his parents bed room.

For class 's know he had known that his very seductively beautiful mother Nancy had been cheating on his so called beginner Dale. He parked his bike in the open garage as he headed towards the kitchen as he opened the refrigerator room access and grabbed a gator aid.

His mother walked in wearing a aristocratic pants suit that she usually wore when she was going to be doing a field write up for groove 86 news program a job which although she did bask she secretly wished for a gravid role in newsworthiness casting earth but sadly after the ordeal in Houston where she had gotten drunk during a parade and been fired their after she would be stuck hosting a conk out news show computer programme for the rest of her life history. It was this fact of her biography combined with her small interest in her married man Dale that had driven her back into the arms of her long metre off and on again fan John Redcorn.

As she fixed her earring she told her son that she was going to be covering a extra report at the Arlen university tonight and that him and Dale should just order a pizza for dinner. She said good bye and jumped in the cover of John Redcorns jeep and zip off towards the motorway before Chief Joseph had even been able to say unspoiled bye.

Joseph looked out the door at the bullet from the burnout and said goodbye. He stood their looking at the place where his mother had yet again decided to run off with her lover to her job yet again leaving him home base alone, it was very well though because it would n't be to long before his beloved father Dale arrived home. Even though he had his mind that St. John Redcorn might make had something to do with his conception he would never be capable to see him as anything more then the man who threatened his parents wedding and refused to result them alone.

Chief Joseph walked towards his chamber to play some video recording game when he noticed that his parents bedroom room access was slightly ajar he approached it very slowly some how afraid of finding the aftermath of his mothers adultery. As he swung the threshold open his oculus beheld a heap that was sadly a to intimate to the boy, in the hurried that his mother and her lover had been in the had barley thrown the elbow room back together. Joseph looked at it with an construction that showed both the atrocious lugubriousness that he felt for himself and his father, and a since of mundane boredom that yet again he would be cleaning up after his mother extramarital activities.

Chief Joseph reached behind his parents dresser where he had stashed a roll of trash bags he had hidden. He began cleaning the room throwing away the used prophylactic, spirits bottles, and off brand impersonation Mexican cigaret packages that only the cheapskate Saint John the Apostle Redcorn smoked. He began making the bed as he looked into the bath elbow room and noticed that his female parent had left her all over outfit just lying on the level. He muttered to himself

'' she ca n't even try to clean up ''

as he picked up the down jean and pink shirt he then grabbed her bra and panties as he threw the clothes into the hamper his mother pantie had failed to make it into the basket he walked over and grabbed them and as he picked them up he noticed that they were obviously still wet with his mother sex juices

The unseasoned 14 year old held them mortified that he was feeling the result of the his mother unfaithfulness.

The youths centre began to occupy with tears as he threw the disgusting worn and used underwear into the hamper and ran off to his bedchamber and began openly crying and screaming

`` why does she hate me so often why is n't my daddy anof for her ``

he laid their screaming and outcry for about fifteen minute of arc before he knocked the outback dominance off of his bed and the tv turned on.

As he sobbed he began to detect the television it was on TBS and they were airing a rerun of'young lady. doubt flaming'and that 's when it hit him if his mother would n't be the women in his fathers aliveness then he would be the women in his father life.

Chapter 2 the pitcher's mound

Bobby threw his bike onto the lawn disregarding his Padre request for the thousandth time.

As he entered the animation room he said hello to lucky and Luanne, and his mother as be headed towards his bedchamber.

`` we 'll hey their Bobby I got you a present ``

lucky said as the boy turned towards his elbow room Bobby stopped and looked at his uncle lucky with a grin

`` what is it lucky another coffee can lid firssby ? ``

favorable just smiled

'' why no silly I got you the new wanderer man picture show I heard that you did n't get to see it in dramatics so I though you might wish to find out it now ``.

Bobby held the picture in his workforce starring at its pg-13 rated glory.

`` golden thanks mom can I keep it ``

he asked in a obviously anxious and worried tone.

`` we 'll as long as your father Does n't find out I do n't see why not ``

Peggy responded and before she could her a thank you the boy had locked himself into his room and might on his tv and ps2.

Bobby sat watching the movie for hours before his father called him out into the livening

'' Bobby you 've been in that god danged elbow room all day why do n't you go outside and throw your football game ``

Hank said as he wiped the grease off of his hands with a terry cloth.
'' ok dad ``
bobby scuffed off towards the kitchen.

Hank looked at his handwriting he had just gotten off of his job at stricklen propane Jojake the head mechanic had failed to demonstrate up to knead to day a habit Jojake had recently acquired. This left hank to work on the truck himself. Hank did n't bear in mind this just another job to be done for his beloved strcklen propane. Hank had spent the end 10 hours at stricklen watching hitch pack `` client after barley effectual guest `` into his office hank did n't imagine anything of it he would always see buck as his beloved mentor and father human body even though long horse had since become a sottish womaniser hell bent on extorting Hanks dedication leaving him rid to distribute his crabs all over Arlen. Hank was his toilsome working chump and was well-chosen as long as he got to see stricklen succeed.

Hank walked to the ally to conform to up with his animation long Friend Bill, and Boomhour. banker's bill was at one time a fantastic Whitney Moore Young Jr. man with dreams of escaping his abusive Fatherhood and becoming a war hero in Vietnam War sadly just as he joined the US Army they stopped sending in soldiery this meant that the army had a surplus of plebe and since bill had dropped out of high school calendar week from graduation he was n't able-bodied to qualify for their officer training program instead Uncle Sam decided that he would cut the hair of many a solider any of which were just as measure up to do his job. But Bill was felicitous in the begging as far as he was concerned he had a wonderful Job and his prospicient time miss champion Lanoor unit he had decided was going to be his married woman. Just over xvii years later Bill had begin to realize just how sad and depressing his life rely was despite never taking a sick day or a personal day he had only made it to Sargent barber a largely observance position as he was still cutting hair in the Lapp chair he had been cutting hair in for the last decennium and a one-half. His ex-wife had taken one-half of his thing in the divorcement that had left him a clingy depressed man who formed extreme aroused attachment at the free fall of a pin.

Boomhouer was the complete antonym of Bill after high schooltime Boomhouer had decided to give ear college and got his degree in criminology he got a job on the Texas body politic state trooper force, as a homicide detective this left him working large stints of time working undercover and air issuing stuff that he could never separate his ally despite us multable try to brig it up sadly they only seemed interested in the works of hanks sprightliness. This combined with the crippling low he had from the Grizzly fatigue of constantly being exposed to the gruesome scenery he saw on a day-to-day Base. He had recently taken up using crystal methamphetamine as a way to dull the nuisance.

The three men stood in the ally together as Hank spoke

`` Dale called he 's going to be a little late he had to illuminate out the utterly pup from the mega-lo kennels ``

the other two men just said yeap, and mmmhhhmmm respectively. The three of them stood their drinking Alamo and watching the beauty of suburbia.

book binding in the Hill family bobby was concerned about his fathers request to go outside.

'' mom dad wants me to practice session growing the football game what should I do ``

'' we 'll honey why do n't you go obliterate out in mine and your forefather bed room and work on your prop clowning for a little while ``

`` that 's a great idea mom thanks ``

bobby said as he ram towards their elbow room seeing Hank, Boomhouer, and placard standing in the thrust way as Dale walked into his house.Bobby entered the bed room and began working over his ruten. Over the years bobby had tried to work his comedy ruten from a blank perspective but in the last few months the other young person in his class had grown bored of his deed of green beans in the nose and whoppy shock absorber on chairs and seemed more interested in what was inside each others pant.

Bobby had stayed up late the last-place few weeks watched fox and HBO to gain inspiration. He had worked out several new subroutine he planed on displaying at the up and coming schoolhouse talent appearance. But before that he needed a closing act Bobby laid on his parents bed thinking about Spider-Man and how he could be part of his new act.

Bobby then noticed something sticking out from underneath his parents bed he reached down and pulled a pair of red cotton wool panties out.

'' ah a superhero masquerade ''

Bobby exclaimed as he quit threw the garment onto his nerve and head placing it so that his optic were facing out of the leg holes and the crotch was right on his nose and mouth. Bobby noticed a slight scent from them but it seemed distant like it had been dissipating for various calendar week. Bobby quickly wrote down a seemingly hilarious joke.

At that moment Hank opened the threshold and saw his son standing on his bed wearing his mothers pantie on his face `` gwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh `` hank screamed as he passed out. Bobby ran to his father and screamed for his mother as Peggy came into the room she stopped and just stared at Bobby and knew that as soon as his Father-God awakened their would be nothing she could do to assist Bobby his fate was sealed .