In the CAW 24 yarn, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it give a sci fi mystery or outlander romance subject ? after all I am unknown ''

My reception was :

'' How about treaty dialogue between the < insert name here > alien wash and the humans. The final treaty has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a homo. For extra points, tell it from both human and unknown full stop of view.

BTW : This is not an entirely original idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated blue colour hurt his eyes, but it was the video recording which was just confusing and made his headache. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for reference, the diagram of the estrange female. If he squinted, you might mistake them for normal hoi polloi, in a dark alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really did n't want to suppose of the function of that orifice, just next to their generative orifice.

He turned to his boss scientific discipline advisor. `` Are you totally for certain this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguist are positive mr President. They studied the body oral communication in minute detail, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on live TV, your president and our president'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr President. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked about politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't want to sabotage the negotiation, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to kill me or maybe worse, kill her ? ``

'' All the data point shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he same BASIC amino window pane as they did, our solid food are compatible. We would even relegate them as mammal if we did n't bonk they 're disaffect. They give birth to live immature, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial body hair. Our measurements indicate that our sex reed organ are of compatible size. ``

The chairperson flinched at the mention of sex organs, it was his formal on the rail line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing report has the outline of the event. You will enter from opposite sides of the stage, you will be naked to start with. You will conform to on the bed at marrow stagecoach, and there you will perform the sexual intercourse. ``

'' How the hell am I supposed to fuck an unknown, her places are not in the right blank space. ``

'' The briefing document pages 20 through 30 covers suggestions on how to go along. Our anthropologists have been studying their rituals and tradition. There is a heavy measure of source material for that, their pornography industry is surprisingly advanced. We can see several elbow room in which you might be able-bodied to mate with their President of the United States. We have suggestions for stimulation, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still customary for their males to look at the leash in copulation. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm sure you can treat it, sir. ``

The president was now questioning why he got into politics in the first place. He could throw been a simple farmer just like his Father-God. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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down feather on the planet, President Rowena Powell was having like cerebration. She looked at the orange tinted cover of her most care for willpower. `` Playboy and the sludge God '' it proclaimed, even above the name, `` Amazing '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an antique then. It had sparked a immature girls interestingness in science and it had put her on the path which after a pair of strange turns brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the extraterrestrial protagonist in the deed write up ) had had. She called that being the goop god.

'' We 're totally 100 % prescribed that this is their customs duty, they 're not the slime god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the sixth form. They were very definite about how this was to materialize, madam President '' The extraterrestrial being linguistic process had multiple soma, each pattern was used in a dissimilar way to intercommunicate tint of meaning. The sixth form was ultra polite, it also conveyed the message, 'if you do n't agree, we 'll zap you', so no mistaking their intent.

The spoken language forms the outlander used also made it almost impossible to put a name to them, they themselves called themselves various things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was one-sixth kind, Rohazee was third, much less dinner dress. If you used the wrong one in the wrong setting you could start a war, or worse. almost of the time they were referred to `` our friends from blank '', or just `` friends ''. There were a lot of less genteel words for them in common up-to-dateness as well.

'' So how does their chassis work again ? ``

'' They 're in changeover from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The head analog is not fully articulated, more than of a hump. There are several oculus and a sassing. The mouthpiece is only used for feeding, not for respiration. Respiration and speech communication uses the posterior opening. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good politico. ``

The science advisor suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The rima oris also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a penis. ``

'' The male person fucks by going down on the female ? Sounds good to me. '' Said the Chief Executive with a giggle.

'' Actually madam chair, the female 's sexual organs are also in her mouth. Copulation is more like Gallic kissing. There is some extension to unwritten sex, that might be more what you were referring to madam chairwoman. Though given the dispute in the positions of their mouth and the human vagina, it might expect different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her butt ? ``

'' Precisely madam President. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stagecoach, she felt nude. She was naked, but it felt worse than that. Across the point was the exotic President of the United States, he did look like a headless humpback gorilla from this angle. Getting closer she could see that he was hairless, his peel was drear and looked more like a grained leather jacket. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their planet with much more UV light than worldly concern, a tougher cutis was essential for survival.

Even closer she could see the eyes around the sensational hump. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sunlight, with multiple eyelids. To the outlander, even a well lit TV studio apartment was gloomy, so all the eyes were fully open up, respective of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching length, the alien spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very pleased to meet you madam president. ``

Rowena started her prepared manner of speaking, `` I 'm please, … '' but did n't get to finish. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the stranger was wearing an exquisitely balmy leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this rate she thought she might change her judgment. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the light finishing of whisker she expected to find.

The buss was also quite a turn on, the alien 's tongue slipped into her mouth. Of path, it was also his penis and it was upright, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the alien 's early lingua, there were three smaller tongues arrayed around the main tongue, they also joined in. It was really erotic for Rowena.

The alien reached for her tit, she found herself getting the most sensual massage. It felt like hands clad in the voiced calfskin boxing glove. The alien maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his backtalk down to her breast. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most fleshly massage of her breasts. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely equal to of noetic idea at that instant, but one thought she had was that these aliens had a future tending to earth women like this. She 'd be tempted to sign up for this again. The unknown kissed down her stomach, arriving at her pussy. The outlander 's tongue probed, he was dear at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her entering. Simultaneously, the three smaller tongues licked at her button and pussy lips. The effect was too much for Rowena, she came, her moan became screams and she trashed around on the bed. The noncitizen raised his buttocks high, and trumpeted a triumphant bellow, it still sounding like a very loud fart. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted dresser of extraterrestrial involvement, Mark Watson was a computational linguist. He was part of the team which had built the translator the talks had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concern with is boss, the TV was playing the yoke of the presidents in the background. It was being broadcast around the world. `` So you know about the various forms of our acquaintance'spoken language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the translation map, I noticed the third and twenty percent forms cluster very closely in the end product space. That would means word in the third gear and twenty percent forms can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our friends have noticed themselves. They call them 'third form joke'. Something like our punning, but to a greater extent subtle. The third conformation tends to express cruder construct, so if you change a 5th contour Logos to a third flesh word in a condemnation you can end up with a bemire caper pun. ``

'' That could prepare life difficult, can we castrate the topographic anatomy of the map to increase the legal separation of the soma ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the turnout and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the action mechanism on the screen .