Chapter one Gribble

It was a vivid sunny Friday afternoon in mid June when Bobby, and his best friend Joseph turned their wheel into the drive of the Hill business firm.

Both the male child as Joseph said

`` hypothesis ill see you later dude ``

and rode back to the Gribbles house as he pulled his motorcycle into the parkway way he saw John Redcorn exiting through his parents bed elbow room.

For year 's know he had known that his very seductively beautiful female parent Nancy had been cheating on his so called forefather Dale. He parked his bike in the open garage as he headed towards the kitchen as he opened the refrigerator room access and grabbed a gator aid.

His mother walked in wearing a blue gasp suit that she usually wore when she was going to be doing a field theme for channel 86 tidings a job which although she did relish she secretly wished for a larger role in news casting humans but sadly after the ordeal in Houston where she had gotten drunk during a parade and been fired their after she would be stuck hosting a failing news program for the relaxation of her lifetime. It was this fact of her life combined with her little pastime in her hubby Dale that had driven her back into the arms of her long prison term off and on again lover John Redcorn.

As she fixed her earring she told her son that she was going to be covering a peculiar study at the Arlen university tonight and that him and Dale should just order a pizza pie for dinner. She said full bye and jumped in the rachis of John Redcorns landrover and speed off towards the freeway before Joseph had even been able-bodied to say good bye.

Joseph looked out the doorway at the sens from the burnout and said goodbye. He stood their looking at the spot where his mother had yet again decided to run off with her lover to her job yet again leaving him home alone, it was finely though because it would n't be to long before his beloved father Dale arrived household. Even though he had his ideas that St. John the Apostle Redcorn might have had something to do with his conception he would never be capable to see him as anything more then the man who threatened his parents marriage and refused to leave them alone.

Joseph walked towards his bedroom to flirt some picture biz when he noticed that his parents bedroom door was slightly ajar he approached it very slowly some how afraid of finding the aftermath of his mother adultery. As he swung the door afford his eyes beheld a stack that was sadly a to intimate to the boy, in the hurried that his mother and her lover had been in the had barley thrown the room back together. Joseph looked at it with an expression that showed both the horrible gloominess that he felt for himself and his Fatherhood, and a since of mundane tedium that yet again he would be cleaning up after his female parent adulterous activities.

Joseph reached behind his parents dresser where he had stashed a roll of trash bags he had hidden. He began cleaning the room throwing away the used condom, strong drink feeding bottle, and off stigma imitation Mexican cigaret packages that only the tightwad John Redcorn smoked. He began making the bed as he looked into the bath room and noticed that his female parent had left her concluded rig just lying on the floor. He muttered to himself

'' she ca n't even try to clean up ''

as he picked up the blue jeans and rap shirt he then grabbed her bra and panties as he threw the clothes into the bond his mothers panties had failed to puddle it into the field goal he walked over and grabbed them and as he picked them up he noticed that they were obviously still wet with his mothers sex juices

The young 14 year old held them mortified that he was feeling the outcome of the his female parent unfaithfulness.

The youths heart began to fill with tears as he threw the disgusting worn and used underclothing into the shackle and ran off to his chamber and began openly crying and screaming

`` why does she hate me so much why is n't my dada anof for her ``

he laid their screaming and battle cry for about fifteen minutes before he knocked the remote control condition off of his bed and the tv turned on.

As he sobbed he began to notice the television it was on TBS and they were airing a rerun of'young woman. doubtfulness fire'and that 's when it hit him if his mother would n't be the adult female in his male parent life then he would be the cleaning woman in his father life.

Chapter 2 the hills

Bobby threw his bike onto the lawn disregarding his fathers request for the thousandth metre.

As he entered the living elbow room he said hello to lucky and Luanne, and his mother as be headed towards his sleeping accommodation.

`` we 'll hey their Bobby I got you a present ``

lucky said as the boy turned towards his room Bobby stopped and looked at his uncle lucky with a smile

`` what is it lucky another coffee can lid firssby ? ``

lucky just smiled

'' why no silly I got you the new spider man motion picture I heard that you did n't get to see it in house so I though you might like to determine it now ``.

Bobby held the movie in his hands starring at its pg-13 rated glory.

`` lucky thanks mom can I keep it ``

he asked in a obviously unquiet and worried tone.

`` we 'll as long as your father Does n't discover out I do n't see why not ``

Peggy responded and before she could her a thank you the boy had locked himself into his room and office on his tv and ps2.

Bobby sat watching the flick for time of day before his Church Father called him out into the livening

'' Bobby you 've been in that god danged room all day why do n't you go outdoor and throw your football ``

Hank said as he wiped the lubricating oil off of his hands with a terry fabric.
'' ok dad ``
bobby scuffed off towards the kitchen.

Hank looked at his hand he had just gotten off of his job at stricklen propane Jojake the read/write head grease monkey had failed to exhibit up to work to day a habit Jojake had recently acquired. This left hank to work out on the motortruck himself. Hank did n't mind this just another job to be done for his honey strcklen propane. Hank had spent the last 10 hours at stricklen watching buck need `` client after barleycorn legal node `` into his office hank did n't suppose anything of it he would always see long horse as his beloved wise man and don figure even though buck had since become a drunken womanizer hell bent on extorting Hanks inscription leaving him unblock to spread his crabs all over Arlen. Hank was his toilsome working fool and was felicitous as long as he got to see stricklen succeed.

Hank walked to the friend to meet up with his life long admirer placard, and Boomhour. account was at one time a grand young man with dreams of escaping his abusive father and becoming a war paladin in Vietnam sadly just as he joined the army they stopped sending in troops this meant that the U. S. Army had a surplus of cadets and since government note had dropped out of high school hebdomad from graduation he was n't able to qualify for their officer training program instead Uncle Sam decided that he would cut the fuzz of many a solider any of which were just as restricted to do his job. But invoice was happy in the mendicancy as far as he was concerned he had a wonderful Job and his yearn time girl protagonist Lanoor unit he had decided was going to be his wife. Just over seventeen year later flyer had begin to gain just how sad and depressing his life-time rely was despite never taking a disgorge day or a personal day he had only made it to Sargent barber a largely ceremonial perspective as he was still cutting hair in the Sami chairperson he had been cutting hairsbreadth in for the last decennary and a one-half. His ex had taken one-half of his things in the divorce that had left him a clingy depressed man who formed uttermost excited attachment at the drop of a pin.

Boomhouer was the over opposite of Bill after high school Boomhouer had decided to attend college and got his degree in criminology he got a job on the Lone-Star State DoS trooper force, as a homicide tec this left him working magnanimous least sandpiper of time working undercover and air issuing clobber that he could never tell his ally despite us multable attempts to brig it up sadly they only seemed concerned in the works of Hanks aliveness. This combined with the crippling Depression he had from the Ursus horribilis weariness of constantly being exposed to the gruesome scenes he saw on a everyday bases. He had recently taken up using crystal meth as a way to dull the pain.

The three men stood in the ally together as Hank spoke

`` Dale called he 's going to be a piffling late he had to sort out out the dead puppies from the mega-lo doghouse ``

the other two men just said yeap, and mmmhhhmmm respectively. The three of them stood their boozing Alamo and watching the sweetheart of suburbia.

Back in the Hill household bobby was concerned about his Father-God request to go outside.

'' mom dad wants me to recitation growing the football what should I do ``

'' we 'll honey why do n't you go blot out out in mine and your fathers bed way and work on your airplane propeller clowning for a trivial while ``

`` that 's a great idea mom thanks ``

bobby said as he ram towards their room seeing Hank, Boomhouer, and Bill standing in the drive way as Dale walked into his house.Bobby entered the bed way and began working over his ruten. Over the years bobby had tried to work his comedy ruten from a strip perspective but in the last few months the other youthfulness in his class had grown bored of his acts of green beans in the nozzle and whoppy cushions on chairs and seemed more concerned in what was inside each others trouser.

Bobby had stayed up late the last few weeks watched fox and HBO to gain brainchild. He had worked out several new function he planed on displaying at the up and coming school endowment show. But before that he needed a mop up act Bobby laid on his parents bed thinking about Spider-Man and how he could be part of his new act.

Bobby then noticed something sticking out from underneath his parents bed he reached down and pulled a couplet of red cotton panties out.

'' ah a superhero mask ''

Bobby exclaimed as he quit threw the garment onto his face and head placing it so that his heart were facing out of the leg trap and the genitals was right on his nozzle and mouth. Bobby noticed a slight olfactory perception from them but it seemed distant like it had been dissipating for several hebdomad. Bobby quickly wrote down a seemingly uproarious joke.

At that mo Hank opened the doorway and saw his son standing on his bed wearing his mother panties on his brass `` gwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh `` hank screamed as he passed out. Bobby ran to his male parent and screamed for his mother as Peggy came into the elbow room she stopped and just stared at Bobby and knew that as soon as his male parent awakened their would be nothing she could do to assist Bobby his lot was sealed .