Mellors was something of an closed book. A hunky-dory, hansom, upstanding young man with no ambition beyond becoming a pantryman at my country sign in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his spirit, he excelled at the settlement schooling and yet when time to leave school came he approached me for a position.

"But young man you can surely do better than enter armed service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely tale I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the scratch line the attraction was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish gag, sparkling heart and broad of lifetime, like her mother about whom the least said the well, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo team and most of the oppositeness before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a whore house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active"At it like knife,"to use the lingo and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a fry. For this grounds as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a dear friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could stimulate been the inhalation for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big cycle as he was tall he did not bust his sixty years well, but he was like an older brother to me, the form who puts frogs in ace iron heel and Tell narration to Mama.

There was just the trouble of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot to resolve that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my Fatherhood had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her marriage ceremony, it worked well, especially for young lady whose maidenhead had been well and truly lost long before the wedding. Father had the blame, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had Doctor Legge inspect the maid and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking fresh young untouched maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to seek stand-in with a chambermaid, a newly unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent sexual morality aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one fourth dimension and now had to provide accommodation for her and her brat at Hastings, so now I dallied with humbled fiat whose accommodation could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the least yarn-dye with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable fellow,"I suggested.

"And how a lot is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"nothing,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At to the lowest degree when you are safely wed you shall be able to sample the servant to your essence content with no risk of infection of bearing bastards,"I assured her.

"pappa, what sort of girl do you ingest me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the observance was due.

"Just a formality doctor, I need to insure her virginity before the ceremonial occasion,"I advised.

"beloved god, surely you shan't pluck your own offspring !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the contrary,"I confided,"I am reasonably sure-footed she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the matter entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to come out before Doctor of the Church Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The thoroughly doctor is required to verify your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not pick out your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well doctor do your risky !"she snapped and she raised her twisty skirts to disclose her upper thighs.

"Dear god she is shaven like a whore !"the Dr. exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"Mama says it is necessary to commove aged gentlemen,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a goodness many geezerhood,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the lounge please my dear and circularise your legs that I may analyse you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hand down his knickers to re arrange his manhood.

She sat down lofting her annulus, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my girl have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The doctor eased her second joint apart and taking his monocle he inspected her woman, gently easing her woman's lips apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my lord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how footling you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to underworld for eternity ?"

"No, the very thought makes me nauseous,"I declared,"Are you sure doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your flirting with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common knowledge,"I declared.

"fountainhead he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit ma did enlighten me,"she paused,"Mama explained how fingers and the tongue may meet a gentleman with no risk of exposure of bearing a child."

"beloved god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may let me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to admit it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his wavelet muscle and stiff manhood, I can not love a man so much my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an excellent chap, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A plan spread out. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"stop exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him leave the kitchen, along the passageway and up the stair, to the ground storey and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my study where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her annulus,"I said don't move, provoke your skirts and spread out your leg again Lavinia."

She gave me a black-market look but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had carnal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lips on her shave mound, your tongue in her moist slot, your peter between her business firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your seed ? Have you never suckled her rampant bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant manhood into her tight rumple ass cakehole ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the rest ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not traverse it, that's what we did and I kissed her lips last affair at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a table service first."

He seemed stick,"Keep your skirts lofted Lavinia, diffuse your legs and set up for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exert the droit de signeur and drive my own girl maidenhead I must delegate, and in prospect of Dr Legge's heart condition, it must descend to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My heart is strong as a Equus caballus,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at to the lowest degree fifty years of age and horses are generally dead long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Doctor and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be worse, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"Judging by the bulge in your breeches I would say you should accept no difficulty what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my Holy Order or be dismissed,"I ordered,"goodness god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the alacrity of one which could only afford to pay for ten arcminute with a whore which I would have expected.

"Father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took delay of her around the waist and eased his member within her. In just one smooth moment she was his. Just the briefest groan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must apologize,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ridiculous, dressed in her day clothes to the waist and entirely bare below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of course I do Hansen, I'm not dim,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign to that outcome, it requires two signatures and the key signature of a justice of the repose and a professional valet will suffice,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"park law marriage ceremony,"I explained."We have seen a peachy demonstration of fondness, indeed a adultery, so all that is required is to sign a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold laborious Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five guineas for your worry ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a form ?"he came back. As it happened there were a bundle of the same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with joy when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and wife in park law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not jesting,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now proceed,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the church, the present, the response ?"

"The presents can go back, the vicar will have to be paid as will the choir and Alexander Melville Bell clone,"I explained.

"How shall I incur a rich married man now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall have dowry enough to suffer yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the devising of a fine valet and may well excell in business with a good fair sex behind him, and in the absence of one you will induce to suffice."

"And the reception ?"Legge enquired,"All that nutrient and wine ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will call back of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will rationalize me I have a rearing appendage myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my previous maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No master,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my smock, let me take it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and serious as her word she removed her smock to stand naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a doorway underframe hurts my back."

"So mount on my prick and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are naughty !"she simpered,"Someone might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to go for me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her legs around me she gave herself to me as waves of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode forth to my discipline, she held my breeches so I did not stumble over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"Father !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no danger,"my housemaid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now bring your wench and let us discuss subject like gentlemen do in a whore house."

"Wench, how dare you call me doll !"Lavinia bridled.

"Give over young lady,"the maid said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chair while my maid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other electric chair with his breeches down."For Shangri-la's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their tongues entwined noisily,"Do you love me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the first sentence I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head,"Oh well my dear, niggling chance of any sensible discourse,"I advised,"LET leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you love me ?"my Maid asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's form of being in love is it not ? ”