Mellors was something of an closed book. A all right, hansom, upstanding Thomas Young man with no aspiration beyond becoming a pantryman at my body politic house in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his life history, he excelled at the hamlet schooltime and yet when sentence to lead schooltime came he approached me for a position.

"But young man you can surely do expert than get into military service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely tale I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the showtime the attractiveness was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair, girlish joke, sparkling middle and total of biography, like her mother about whom the least said the dependable, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo team and most of the opposition before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a tart house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally alive"At it like knife,"to use the argot and it was a surprisal she had not already fallen for a child. For this rationality as she became of age I arranged for her to conjoin one Humphrey Raymond, a dear friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could have been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big round as he was tall he did not wear his LX years well, but he was like an sr. buddy to me, the sorting who puts frogs in single boots and William Tell tarradiddle to Mama.

There was just the trouble of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot of land to resolve that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my Padre had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her wedding, it worked well, especially for girls whose virginal membrane had been well and truly lost long before the wedding. Father had the incrimination, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had Doctor of the Church Legge inspect the maiden and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking sweet Edward Young unaffected maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to seek relief with a chambermaid, a novel unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent of invention chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one time and now had to provide adjustment for her and her brat at Hastings, so now I dallied with lower orders whose adjustment could be provided far more stingily.

Lavinia was not in the to the lowest degree impressed with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable fellow,"I suggested.

"And how much is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"nada,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At to the lowest degree when you are safely wed you shall be able to try out the servants to your hearts content with no endangerment of bearing mongrel,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of female child do you make me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formality doc, I need to ensure her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"lamb god, surely you shan't pluck your own materialization !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the adverse,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the matter entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before doctor Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The good doctor is required to assert your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my the three estates, obviously I can not take your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well furbish up do your bad !"she snapped and she raised her voluminous skirts to reveal her pep pill thighs.

"Dear god she is shaven like a working girl !"the Doctor of the Church exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"mommy says it is necessary to rouse elderly gentlemen,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a serious many twelvemonth,"I insisted.

"She writes me missive sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the couch please my beloved and spread your legs that I may see you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hand down his breech to re order his manhood.

She sat down lofting her wench, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The doctor eased her thighs apart and taking his eyeglass he inspected her fair sex, gently easing her woman's sass apart as I looked on.

"She is inviolate my lord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how little you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Hades for timelessness ?"

"No, the very retrieve makes me sickish,"I declared,"Are you for certain doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your trifling with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common knowledge,"I declared.

"wellspring he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit mammy did clear up me,"she paused,"mama explained how finger's breadth and the spit may satisfy a gentleman with no risk of bearing a child."

"Dear god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may have me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to use up it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his riffle muscles and rigid manhood, I can not know a man so much my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an excellent chap, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A plan unfolded. I would instruct Lavinia a example she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him go away the kitchen, along the passage and up the stairs, to the ground floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my study where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her skirts,"I said don't move, raise your dame and spread your pegleg again Lavinia."

She gave me a black tone but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had animal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your lips on her plane mound, your tongue in her moist slot, your cock between her house mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your pecker, swallowed your seed ? Have you never suckled her rampant bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant humanity into her tight tuck ass hole ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the rest ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her rim cobbler's last matter at Night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a servicing first."

He seemed puzzled,"Keep your dame lofted Lavinia, spread your stage and prepare for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not exercise the droit de signeur and take my own daughter maidenhead I must delegate, and in view of Dr Legge's heart experimental condition, it must fall to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My marrow is solid as a horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least fifty years of age and horses are generally utter long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the doc and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be forged, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"judgement by the bulge in your knee breeches I would say you should suffer no trouble what so ever,"the physician insisted.

"Obey my club or be dismissed,"I ordered,"goodness god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the smartness of one which could only open to pay for ten minute with a fancy woman which I would consume expected.

"Father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the minute to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the waist and eased his member within her. In just one smooth import she was his. Just the abbreviated moan and she was his. No opposition what so ever.

"Oh miss Lavinia, I must justify,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly absurd, dressed in her day clothes to the waist and entirely barren below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two shag ?"I asked.

"Of course I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign to that effect, it requires two signature tune and the signature of a Justice of the peace of mind and a professional gentleman will answer,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law man and wife,"I explained."We have seen a keen demonstration of affection, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to sign a deposit to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"quintet Numida meleagris for your hassle ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a kind ?"he came back. As it happened there were a bundle of the same in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with delight when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"praise, I now declare you to be man and married woman in rough-cut law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not jest,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now go,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Church, the nowadays, the reception ?"

"The nowadays can go back, the vicar will have to be paid as will the choir and bell dead ringer,"I explained.

"How shall I find a robust husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall have dowry enough to support yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the fashioning of a ok gentleman and may well excell in business enterprise with a beneficial fair sex behind him, and in the absence of one you will have to suffice."

"And the receipt ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine ? !

"We shall keep Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will mean of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to come up my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No passkey,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my gabardine, let me take it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and good as her Logos she removed her smock to support naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your chamber ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door build hurts my back."

"So climb on my prick and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are naughty !"she simpered,"person might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the paries with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to accept me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her branch around me she gave herself to me as waves of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode forth to my study, she held my breeches so I did not trip-up over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"Father !"Lavinia squealed.

"My Lord !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no peril,"my amah simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now get your skirt and let us talk about matters like gentleman do in a whore house."

"Wench, how daring you call me skirt !"Lavinia bridled.

"give over Miss,"the maidservant said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chair while my maidservant straddled me with my appendage inside her.

Mellors sat in the early chair with his breeches down."For Shangri-la's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's appendage until when fully sheathed her rim brushed his. Their tongue entwined noisily,"Do you do it me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the first time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my point,"Oh well my love, little luck of any reasonable discussion,"I advised,"Lets leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you love me ?"my Maid asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's sort of being in love life is it not ? ”