1.

A loss and then I move.

It had been a rollercoaster ride for the last XVIII calendar month. I had been trying to babble out the wife into retiring and moving back to the Midwest where we had both been born and raised. We were both in our fifties and it was time to retard down I kept telling her.

One afternoon suddenly her diabetes went totally amuck and we rushed her to the hospital. The Doctor did everything they could but she passed away three days later.

The next month was a fuzz of funeral, relatives calling insurance companies, and a giant garage sale as I cleaned out the house and readied it for sales event. Thankfully there had been a immense mining operation open up just a few calendar month before. Housing of any kind was worth more than the atomic number 79 coming out of that mine. I managed to triple my money and sold the house within four days.

Finally I found myself on a ferry headed back south to"the lower forty-eight"as we called it. Four days later I was driving off the ferry and headed E towards my base Department of State. Then three day later I was home.

I found and rented a minuscule post that was the finish house on the edge of town. There was a three bedroom planetary house, a two car garage, a nice shop, and an Acre of garden space.

The station wasn't the Modern or very well preserve up. The lawn was at least a human foot tall, there was detritus scattered around and the shop doorway needed some serious repairs. The rent was extremely reasonable and the proprietor was felicitous to bear a little income from the place.

As I moved in and began the job of cleaning the lieu up I met the gentlewoman that lived next door. She was probably five old age younger than I was and had the body of a thirty-five year old. shucks she was a fox !

It was late June when I started to run on the position and it was in the mid-eighties during the day. The first time I met her she was dressed in a jackanapes blouse and shorts that ended half way down to her knees, and old stained and holy place sneakers. Her name, she told me, was Emma.

Emma was trying to mow her own lawn with a decrepit old gas lawnmower that should have been junked ten years before. The motor was smoking like a chimney and every prison term she would force it forward the motor would sputter and try to die. Finally she gave it a mighty shove and the motor squalled and died. That's when I found out that char could out cuss any sailor alive. She wheeled the dead mower off to the incline and parked it.

"fountainhead I guess it's metre for a new one. Sorry for the language, I was hoping to get that while of shite to make it through the summer. I think it just cut its death blade of weed though."

"It sounded like it died permanently didn't it. You're welcome to use mine. I'm going to deliver to cut this heap with the weed whacker before I can mow it,"I said as I pointed to my own mower setting over by the garage.

"damn I hate to be borrow things. I borrow it and it breaks then I feel like I have to replace it.

I'm for certain glad to see someone move in there though. That place was a mess, the last citizenry that lived there had a half dozen small fry and the parents spent Sir Thomas More clock time drunk than they did working. The shaver ran waste and the altogether neighborhood had to keep back everything under lock and key or it would take the air off.

Finally the old man and his oldest son got hauled off to jail. She got wear out marketing drugs and welfare hauled the rest of the shaver off. The owner spent two weeks hauling dust out of the firm in former May. Then he supposedly got sick and hasn't done anything with the place since. I sure hope you aren't paying lots for rent that place looks horrible."

"I'm not paying anything for the first three months. He said he would hold me three calendar month'rent to clean the plaza up and fix things. He said he'd buy the parts and supplies if I'd do the work. Yesterday he mentioned he might be interested in selling the place. I told him to come up with a clean enlighten title of respect and a decent price and I'd be interested. He offered it to me for ten grand and offered to pay the windup monetary value. I told him to get the paperwork going and I'd put some earnest money down."

Hey that's not bad for an Accho of ground in the land and a three sleeping accommodation house. Don't let the urban center mess with you either. The city bounds is the lot demarcation between your shoes and mine.

What's the interior like ? I bet its tear apart isn't it. I just hope you don't find any dead physical structure in there."

"Surprisingly he has the interior cleaned up and looking pretty good. The walls need painting yet but the storey aren't too amazing bad. The basement looks solid and doesn't appear to leak. At to the lowest degree I didn't see any water fall guy on the wall. Some of the woodwind work is busted up where someone kicked a doorway in but goose egg that can't be fixed."

"damn you're lucky it sounds like. Be sure enough to sustain the county sheriff come out and go through it though. That's a lie with drug firm so god knows when the law might come and kick the door down.

It'll sure be dainty to induce a hushed friendly neighbour again. There have been some substantial scum old bag renting that blank space the last few years. The owner didn't precaution who he rented to as long as he got his economic rent"


2.

A summer to remember.

Emma and I got to get it on each other over the summer as I mowed her lawn and mine. That winter I used my coke blower to keep both driveways clear of snow. The next natural spring I had someone plough a garden space for me. Emma spent a lot of clock time over at my place in the garden. We would plant ; pull weeds, H2O, and harvest.

One hot morning in Aug we were pulling weeds. Emma was working a row of lettuce and carrots. I was working on the next row pulling sess. Suddenly I noticed that her shirt would hang out as she bent over. Damn I could see clear down to her navel point. She didn't have a bra on so I could see her tits wobble and bounciness as she worked. They weren't huge but they were fair sized, firm and pointed. That free show kept me hard the rest of the morning.

We finally quit weeding around two o'clock and turned the piddle on in the garden.

"Ed I don't know about you but I'm going to aim a shower down and get cleaned up a little. Why don't you come over around six thirty and have some supper with me ? I'll put a couple of Meleagris gallopavo quarters in to bake. We'll have turkey, some of these refreshing Daucus carota sativa, and sliced Lycopersicon esculentum. I have a big sports stadium of cuke sliced and setting in vinegar, and an apple pie I tossed together yesterday for desert."

"You sure,"I asked as I stood and started gathering the tools up so I could put them away.
"I'm sure enough, I wouldn't have said anything if I wasn't. You bring yourself over mightily about six thirty. You've been giving me all these vegetables all summertime and I want to do something to demonstrate my taste. I don't have space for a garden and I really do enjoy doing this.

I went in and took a long assuredness shower and ran the mental image of those nice looking tits swaying inside Emma's shirt as I watched them through my mind. Damn, I thought, I'd like to get my hands on those babies, I could really revel that I thought to myself. I might be fifty plus years old but that didn't mean the fire in the furnace had gone out.

I spent the eternal rest of the good afternoon inside in the air conditioning and out of the XC grade heat. July and Aug had always been hotter than nether region in this part of the country.

Finally at six thirty I walked out the door and across the back yard to Emma's station. As I walked across the lawn I noticed a storm was brewing on the horizon. Hoping for some rainfall I stepped up into Emma's screened in rearward porch and tapped on her door.

"That you Ed, number on in the doorway open ! seed in out of the heat before you melt,"she shouted.

"Ed I think I could give set this shuttle out on the front porch and it would have cooked. It's hot enough to fry testis on the car hood, I made a quickly trip to the store earlier and the bank thermometer said a hundred and three degrees."

"Your thermometer only says XC nine now. Mine said ninety seven when I came out the door. I see there's a tempest brewing in the east and there are some big heavy thunderheads on the sensible horizon. Maybe we'll get a drop or two of rain to cool off matter off, I hope."

As we ate supper we heard the wind instrument pick up and depart to blow. The visible light flickered various times and threatened to go out.

"Emma you got a basement in case we need it ? It sounds like this storm could get interesting."

"Yep and it's all prepare for use. I got some flashlights down there, some mantle, some additional piddle and nutrient, and a outset aid kit just in case."

Then the rain started to come down. It sounded like a dear slow soaking million dollar pelting. As the rain started the idle words died down to a whisper. Emma and I finished our supper and I helped her clean the kitchen up. When the last dish was put away she grabbed two clean chalk and filled them with ice and frigid tea.

"Let's go out on the porch and see what it looks like. I love to set out there and keep an eye on the rain fall. You take this tea out while I make a quickly stop at the bathroom and grab a clique of cigarettes."

I took the spyglass of tea out and stood watching the pelting come down and the lightning to the N of us. Emma came out and we stood quietly smoking and sipping tea. The thermometer had dropped down to eighty degrees. After the heat of the day it felt heavenly standing there in the almost darkness.

3.

Busted, but in a good way.

Suddenly Emma stepped in front of me and sat her empty glass on the rail. She stood for a few sec and then gently leaned her back against my chest. I didn't even think I just automatically put my arms around her and put my hands on her abdomen.

We stood like that for several minute of arc as we watched the storm and commented on the lightning in the aloofness. Then she blindsided me with a question.

"Did you enjoy the appearance this morn ? I know"the young lady"did."I almost shit myself when I realized what she was talking about. I was glad it was getting dark out. Emma couldn't see the flaming railway locomotive red color of my face.

"Err, sorry I didn't mean to be staring but it was kind of hard not to you know and yes I did like what I saw. I'm sure you noticed the burden it had on me didn't you."

"Ya I noticed you were having a slight problem there. At outset I was mortified when I realized what was happening. Then I thought what the hell, it's been twenty long time since a man looked at me that way. Then I got a funny feeling that I hadn't felt in years.

red cent it feels good to be standing here like this. I haven't had a man's hands on me in years I forgot how good it feels."She said with a trivial tremble of pleasure. She put her helping hand on mine and gave them a squeeze. Then there it was again, I felt another uprising in my gasp. Emma wiggled her ass into me and groaned.

Now I didn't claim to be a studhorse of any form but red cent I was bequeath to try. The exclusively action I had seen in the last 15 years was dating thumb and her four Sister. That got real old after a patch but I always reasoned it was better than nothing.

And just what would"the daughter"say if I asked them to come out and play ? Would I get slapped or would they be will to stick their pretty nipples out from where they're hiding,"I asked her softly ?

Emma seemed to hold her breath for several bit before she answered.

"There's only one way to see out I guess. You can ask them and see what they say. Take it easy though they haven't played in twenty old age. They may be a little bit bashful and slow to warm up up to you."

Very slowly and gently I started to unbutton Emma's blouse. I felt her quiver as my hands touched her bare skin. Finally the stopping point button was unfastened. I slowly pulled the offending shirt aside and slue my hired man up onto those gorgeous unembellished tits.

Emma was by now moaning and quivering as I softly ran my digit over her consummate breast and took those severe and enlarged nipples between my fingers to roll and constrict them.

"Oh bull, I can't bear much more of this. Let's go inside out of visual modality. The neighbors don't need to see and hear what's going on,"she moaned and staggered as she tried to place upright up and walk of life. She grabbed my hand and led me inside and straight to her bedroom.


4.

I get my toll rung.

As we stepped into the bedroom I caught the doorway with my articulatio cubiti and swung it shut. Emma turned to me and we were kissing like a couple of teen. She was working to get my whang loose and my shirt off. I was loosening her pants and sliding them down over her slim tight ass and hips.

Our pant hit the base and she was all over me with her hands. We broke the kiss and I seized a nipple with my sass."Oh shit"she cried out and her leg began to buckle. I guided her backwards onto the bed and laid her book binding in the eye of the bed. I crawled up beside her and we began French people petting again. I was kissing her and fondling her tits. She was mewing and moaning her approval.

Finally I began to kiss her cheek, eyes, ear, nose, and articulatio humeri. I worked my way down and around on her pharynx to her hollow spot. I licked, nibbled and kissed down and around one breast then the early. I would work on one breast with my back talk while I worked on the other one with my fingers. She was going nuts ! Finally she shoved me back and away.

"Oh shit, stopover, stop for a minute let me see my breath, I can't breathe. I think I'm going to pee all over myself !"

"How long has it been since you had a right orgasm, how long has it been since you cum ?"I whispered in her ear.

"Oh fuck it's been forever. My ex-husband could never get me this worked up. He'd kiss me twice, jam it in, poke me a half a dozen sentence, cum, and peal over and go to sleep. It's no admiration we never had any tike he was a five minute wonder. The only when thing he ever did try to do that was exciting was try to put it in my ass once in a piece. He wasn't even very good at that."

As we lay there her breathing started to slow and I slowly began to slide my fingers up and down the inside of her thigh. As I slid my fingers up she would upgrade her hips to try to get me to go higher. Finally as I went up she grabbed my handwriting and slammed it up against her pussy.

"Oh shtup, oh damn you stop teasing me I can't stand it anymore ! defecate me cum, make me screaming and spurt all over ! Oh nookie I need it in me nowwww !"She was crying out and begging me as she twisted and squirmed around on the bed.

I slid up between her genu that were pointed at the ceiling and rubbed the head of my dick around her distended outer lips and across her clit several times. Slowly I centered on her hole and began an inward pressure. Oh my god this char was tight. Her pussy was as tight as the rest of her body.

Her heart flew wide unfastened as the head of my dick popped into her opening night and she cried out."Oh son of a bitch, stop, wait a minute, you're too big it won't fit !"I backed off just a little then gently started my forward journeying as I felt her walls start to relax and stretch. It seemed to remove forever for me to get all of my eight inch into her mess. I thought she was going to evanesce out as the last inch penetrated her.

Finally I felt our body come together and I was fully in her. I just lay and let her get used to my distance and girth as it stretched her dormant sex. Minutes later I began to take a shit slow in and out movements as she was gasping, whimpering, groaning, and thrashing around under me.

As I continued my hanker in and out virgule she got more and more vocal. Finally she couldn't even squeal or scream. Her voice was reduced to a squeak. Then suddenly she went silent and a long low groan came out."Oh shag I'm cuming she growled and then her pussy began to clamp down, then loosen as it sucked on my hawkshaw then her body went stiff. That was all it took I went over the top with her. We orgasmed together and we screamed together. Then I collapsed on the bed as my spent and sloppy dick slid out of her.

"Oh my god Ed do you realize that's only the second time in my lifespan I've orgasmed while having sex with a man ? Oh shite I hope you aren't planning on getting up and going dwelling house tonight. If that thing decides to come up again I want it to be where I can get hold of it. tell on when you first put it in me I thought you were going to part me in one-half. Damn I'm gladiola I waited for you to get along along and exhibit me what a real man can do. I want you to fuck me every chance you get, maybe even in the ass."She was lying on my arm facing me and chattering like a anxious teenager.

We held each other close for a few minutes then we both drifted off into a sound, satisfied, blissful nap. The next morning we both used the privy and then tried again to demolish her bed.

I had never been in bed with a charwoman that was that vocal or savage. She would moan, whimper squeal, groan, grunt, shout, try to breathe, and cry out. She would wrench, jerk, squirm, jump, quiver, toss her head from side to side, kick me with her heels, raise her hips off the bed, claw at my dorsum with her fingernails, slam her bridge player and arms on the bed, and sprain her script into the sheets.

Emma had three orgasm before she finally got turned around to get my pecker in her mouth. All I could do was try to emit. It didn't take retentive and I was dumping a lode of cum into her mouthpiece and down her throat.

Emma didn't even slow down she kept sucking and trying to get me grueling again. I swear that fair sex could suckle the chrome off the bumper of any car ever made. She worked and sweated for ten minutes before we saw results. I wasn't rock hard but close to it. Suddenly she whirled around on the bed and pointed her ass at me.

"Oh shag, in my ass please, I want it in my ass now,"she moaned and begged. She was tossing her ass from side to side and hunching back to me. I quickly got to my human knee behind her and started to rub some of our succus from her slit onto her little John Brown puckered kettle of fish. I slid into her pussy and made several jabbing and withdrew. As I lined up on her ass she squealed and moved back towards me. She was moaning and groaning as I slowly moved the head of my cock against her bunghole. Applying a steady but firm insistence it only took seconds before the head popped in. She sucked in a immense pant of air and cried out.

"Oh fuck end, wait, you're going to break me in half. Stop, give me a instant to adapt, oh fuck it feels like it's as big as a beer bottle ! Oh damn it hurts so full I can't stand it !"

I paused for a hour while I felt her began to tease up and then I started forward again after I had rubbed some more of our juice on my cock. Son of a bitch her whoreson was tight, it felt like I was sticking my dick in a garden hose. She was grunting, moaning and pushing back. I was groaning and pushing forward. Finally I felt her ass cheek come up against my hips.

I paused to get my hint then I started a slow in and out apparent motion as she whimpered. Soon she was slamming back to me as I thrust forward. Every time we would come up together she would grunt or let unaffixed with an cuss, some of which even I had never heard before.

minute of arc later I heard,"Oh fuck you I'm cuming for god saki don't stop, please don't arrest ! Ram that big cock in my ass and pee me sidesplitter, make me cum ! Harder, faster, I need to cum again please make me cum again,"she was begging for more as my clod were slapping her pussy with every thrust. Then she threw her caput back and growled,"I'm cuming, oh fuck I'm cuming,"she managed to get out before she screamed in ecstasy as I shot another load into her bowels.

We both collapsed forward onto the bed I think we both passed out for a few minutes. Finally we began to locomote and come in back to reality again.

"Oh damn you Ed, what did you do to me ? I've never ever felt that way before. I've never cum like that in my life. I think I've died and gone to sex heaven. I'll never look at sex the same way ever again. You hit places in me that have never been touched before. I swear your cock was clear up in my belly. I know you hit my navel more than once.


5.

The next day.

Emma and I were finally forced to revolve out of bed and find the shower and a cup of coffee around nine o'clock. As we sat drinking our coffee Emma finally brought up the happenings of cobbler's last dark and the break of day after.

"Ed, I don't know what you did or how you did it last Nox but you lit a fire in me that's gon na be operose to put out. You did thing to me and made me feel things that I've never felt before. I'm going to be honest with you I hope this isn't just a one-time matter. I haven't been in bed with a man in twenty years and after last night I sure as hell don't want to wait another twenty years. I haven't felt myself get wet between the legs for over ten years now. Just setting here thinking and talking about lastly dark has my underwear soaked. Cripes I must have cum a half a dozen times last dark and this morning"

"Go get a towel and come back out here, I'd be happy to take those wet panties off of you and wipe your pussy dry for you if you want me to"was my smartassed answer. I thought for a few bit she was going to throw her coffee tree cup at me, and then she moaned and whimpered.

"Oh fucking, tinker's damn you Ed you just lit that fervidness again. I want you to do just that and then do whatever you want to do with me. I want to feel your hands all over me again. I want to sense your prick in my pussy. I want your fingers and hand inside me. I need to cum again and again just like I did last night. I'm just too damn sore to do anything like that again right now."


"Emma you're right. I want to do things like that again but we don't want to hold out a good affair out. Neither one of us is 20 years old anymore. We're both going to be walking funny for a day or two I'm thinking. It's been xxv twelvemonth since I got that excited. I thought a fourth dimension or two that I was going to take in a heart attack."

Emma and I sat, drank coffee, and talked about our dissimilar pasts until almost one o'clock in the afternoon before I went home to call for care of some things that I needed to do. I never gave it a thought when Emma said she had a bridge club meeting to go to later in the afternoon. That was my ruination and almost my death endorsement. Never would I have dreamed quiet slight Emma would secern every old maid at the merging what we had done and in great detail. It seemed that every free-swimming cleaning woman there was jealous and wanted to get some of what she was getting. Thankfully she didn't give them my name or where I lived, only that she had a new boyfriend that liked to"do the box bounce boogie"as she put it. Needless to say there were seven or eight widow woman women that went home and tried to bust their sex toys out.

That evening my phone rang ;"Ed come on over I have something to tell you. I hope you won't be pissed at me when you hear it."

"I'll be over in a minuscule bit I'm just eating supper now. commit me a half an hour and I'll be there. I need to eat up feeding and do the dishes."As I sat eating I was wondering if I should terminate at the drug stock and get me some"horny pills."As I finished the cup of tea I decided the heck with it I didn't need any pills I would try to do without them.

Forty five moment later I stepped through Emma's back door. Emma greeted me with a hug and a kiss.

6.

Emma's confessions

"Hi Ed, damn I was beginning to inquire if I'd been stood up. I thought you'd never get here. Come on in and set down. You want a beer or a glass of wine ?"

"Hi Emma, no thanks I'm o.k. I just finished supper. What's occurrence, you said you have something to tell me ? Emma got a worried look on her face.

"You better set down Ed. I think I stirred up a hornet's nuzzle today at bridgework gild. Now please don't get pissed off at me but I was doing a lilliputian bragging about a new boyfriend at bridge circuit order today. One thing led to another and I guess I got pretty graphic. Anyway, everyone there is either a widow or an old maid and I think some of them got pretty, shall we say, excited. Now I didn't tell them who you are or where you live. But more than one of them mentioned that they would like to get to know you up close and personal. Normally I wouldn't be bragging about something like that but after what you did to me last night I couldn't resist."I sat there dumfounded for a minute holding my breath and wondering what would follow next.

"Emma I'm surprised but I guess what's done is done. I'm not really impressed but I'm not mad either. Right now it's you that has to answer all the questions not me. We just can't let them see me coming over here or you coming over to my place. I'm sure they'll be watching you close. I don't want a half a XII widow woman cleaning woman getting into a bash on my doorstep."

"Ed I'll them you don't live here in town if I have to. Thankfully we're the live on two planetary house on this street and there's nobody living across the street. I think we would notice any cars parked nearby if they were watching us."

"I think you're right Emma, we just have to get used to looking before we go wandering across the yard. You might require to mention that you're sharing a garden with your neighbor but downplay the fact that there's anything going on with him. Tell them you think he's too old to even get it up."

"Damn Ed you are a conniving old fool aren't you. I never thought about the garden component of us. I definitely don't want to give up on that, I still need to can some vegetables for the wintertime. That poppycock is expensive in the store."

We sat and talked for another hour about us and how we could sustain our slight shenanigans out of sight. Finally I couldn't take it anymore.

"Emma that blouse of yours is going to cause trouble here if you're not careful. If you move just right both"the young woman"are going to be coming out to join in the conversation. In fact why don't you just let them out so they can see what's going on ?"

Emma caught her breathing place and held it for several seconds before she turned a bit red in the fount and quietly replied.

"shucks you Ed ! I'll let you turn them out but only if I can wrench that snake you have in your pants relax. I thought this sunrise that I'd had enough to last me for a patch but I guess I was damage. The foresightful I set here and look at you the forged the itch gets. I got a flavor you're going to have to avail me cancel it again tonight. That is if you're in the mood for some scratching and it sounds like you are."

I slowly reached for the front of her blouse as she held her breath. Gently the buttons were unbuttoned and there were two boob staring at me with hard pap and the darker glory behind them all puckered and puffed up. I stood up as she loosened my whang and bloomers. As she dropped my gasp I took her shirt off and stood her up. I slid her slacks and scanty down her shapely legs after I stepped out of my pants and took my shirt off. We were both bare raw standing in the middle of her kitchen.

"Damn Emma it's too bad we don't live out in the country somewhere so we could run around like this all the clip. Although we might not get anything done but fuck and if we did get time to do any horticulture we would probably get sealed office of us sunburned."

"Ed I haven't told you but I do have a farm about six knot out of town. The edifice are in great flesh but no one lives there. I rent the spot out for grazing land realm. We could go out there and run around defenseless all we wanted to and no one would ever know. Besides it would be a good idea to go out and clean the planetary house up from time to time."

I eased Emma close to me as I sat down on a kitchen chair. I slowly ran my fingers up and down the interior of her slopped thighs. As Emma started to throb and moan I parted her legs and licked her cunt. The more I licked the more she shook moaned and thrust her hips at me. Soon I had two fingers in her love muddle stroking her G pip as I touched her clit with my thumb.

"Oh fuck, stop, let's go in the bedroom, I can't involve any more of this and still endure up. I'm about to relieve oneself all over."Emma grabbed my paw away from her pussy and started for the bedroom. I wasn't about to contend. My turncock was harder than it had been in ten days as Emma led me by my hard cock to her bedroom.
"There's some baby oil there on the night stand let's use it. I know that neither one of us produce lubrication like we did thirty years ago besides I'm still a bit tender from this first light. Don't concern about the bed covers just get that thing slipperiness and get it in me before I explode. Don't stop to bet just fuck me now !"

I grabbed the oil and applied a generous sum of money to my cock and to her cunt as she fell forward onto the bed on her knees and cubital joint. indorsement later she screamed as I slid my anele cock into her boiling hot pussycat from can. She would flap down her prat towards me and squeal every time I would throw forward.

"Oh roll in the hay, harder faster harder I need you, I want you, and I need to cum. I want to palpate your cum shooting into me. Oh fuck, I'm going to cum please don't full point. Pound me hard, make me beg and shout out !"

I was pounding her like a stripling. I was grunting and moaning and getting close as I rammed my rod into her hot inflamed pussy. I could feel every gibbosity and fold inside her pussy as my cock slid in then back out. Suddenly I slammed into her and held her there as I dumped my load bass inside her and flooded her clapperclaw and beat-up cunt. As I cum and shook suddenly she screamed and her slit tightened down on me like a vise. She was cuming moaning and shaking as our combined juice leaked from her and slid down her legs.

We both collapsed in a heap on her bed and lay there spent with her pussy leaking cum. shit that woman might not be a teenager any more but she sure did cognize how to have sex and wasn't shy about it either. I'd had two wives and respective girlfriends in my lifetime and none of them could begin to correspond her when it came to fucking.

We never did get around to a second daily round that night. We did however expend a lot of fourth dimension out at her farm running around naked and fucking in about every berth we could think of in the summertime. We did give a few airplane pilots a charge as we would digest outside in our birthday lawsuit and wave to them. One air force buffer almost crashed his plane staring at us as he went by.

Emma and I have been together for a match of twelvemonth now and all the other honest-to-god unattached female are just now beginning to figure out what's going on for sure as shooting. One of these days one of them may just get it all figured out and decide she wants to join us and we just might let her .