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“ Don't be late our Eileen,"Dan Micklethwaite advised his eldest daughter as he got ready to set off for his shift in't grind,"Promptitude that's what's wanted."

"Yes our Dad,"Eileen replied, as she tried not to worry about her audience for account book keeper job at Grimshaws.

She weren't prettiest of lasses, her pilus were mousey, her tits weren't nothing special and she hadn't never had a right beau, but that ‘ ent to say she were no virgin, oh no, the fireside brush handle had seen to that on more than one occasion though her kept that to herself.

She dressed sensible, that is to say in her near clothes bought special for Aunt Maud's funeral six months since, grey dame and white unfold neck shirt with a dim jacket.

"Remember you want's book keeper job, yer not a tart,"her Dad warned when she undid two buttons not one.

"Yes our Dad,"she replied.

"Eee, I can hardly believe it me footling young woman all growed up,"he sighed as he wished for the one-millionth time he's wore a rubber when he scewed her mother against Abbotoire road railway system bridge nigh on 20 old age afore.

"Reet, now think on,"he said as he gently eased his Raleigh Elswick Special push motorcycle out of parlour ready to set off down road towards t'mill.

poor Eileen were in a right land, wi next to no brass coming in the whole fellowship needed her to get job. butterfly in her tummy weren't nowhere in it, it were like she'd ate some maggotty meat and the whole maledict lot had hatched as flies.

She decided a walk would do her commodity, one shot by gas employment, down past where langley engineering used to be afore them went broke, down by William Thornton and Rigsby Fueneral parlour and despite dawdling she were still nearly on twenty dollar bill moment early when she got to Grimshaw's office on Guisley Road.

"Promptitude,"she remembered he dad saying so she screwed up her courage and pulled the Melville Bell cord. It were broke so she banged the door. Nothing. So she opened it.

"Yes ?"some sour faced cow asked.

"I come for't job,"she ventured.

"Well thee won't get one on doorstep wll thee ?"the womanhood sighed,"Upstairs, tertiary on right and smash and wait to be asked in."

"Oh, right,"Eileen agreed. She marvellled at the brush up marble base with"Grimshaws,"laid out in melanize on Andrew Dickson White ground, the swish reddish brown desk and matching chairs and that in reception room, and at the swish stairway wi pictures of Grimshaw's old and new, all looing alike wi their neat bushy byssus, except the ladies of course.

She knocked timidly then again hard enough to hurt her knuckles.

"By ‘ eck give us a arcminute you'll have door off hinges,"Eli Grimshaw warned, as he had one of his assocates unlock the door.

"I'm here for t'job Eileen said awkwardly.

"About bloody time, get thee kit off and let dog see t'rabbit,"Eli said kindly.

"What ?"Emily demanded.

"Get thee kit off, thee won't have nothing we ‘ ent seen afore lestaways I hope not !"Eli chuckled.

Charlie"Crusher"Haines and Jim"Razor"Sharpe grinned knowingly as they looked on.

"Look"Emily ventured.

"Energy Department thee need job or not, if thee does get thee kit off, if thee don't bugger off and hold back wasting us time."Eli explained patiently.

"We have a certain touchstone to mantain,"Razor explained, in a poncy southerner emphasis,"It's not a big publication surely ?"

"I never stripped before three bloke before,"Eileen admitted.

"I'll help thee if thee like,"Charlie offered.

Eileen looked on. Eli looked harmless enough, he could have got passed for fourscore with his shaggy-haired face fungus, Razor was younger, 40 ‘ s maybe, all posh wooing, off the peg score and Herbert Spencer not cobbled together in some back street lather shop, while Charlie was quite a hunk.

Eileen needed the job and she seemed to be out of her physical structure looking on as she started to undo her buttons.

"Bloody strip down not do a bloody strip,"Eli cussed,"Can't get staff can't even get applicants."he muttered.

Eileen were mortified as she carefully laid her blouse and bird on chairperson. She hadn't expected this of she'd have got some new knickers as hers had a big hole in.

"No Brazier,"Sharpe observed,"Nice firm titty, quite delightful."

"And kinky knickers, thee could gve her one thrugh t'kettle of fish wi out tekkin'em off !"Charlie observed.

Eli smiled"Reet lass hop up on desk and let have a feeling, best drop curtain knickers so's we can get a closemouthed up."

Eileen gulped but she dropped her knickers to floor and hopped up on desk in just her smart black-market shoes and white mortise joint socks.

"Ee, tha'looks champion,"Eli said admiringly as in moving from behind desk to in front he reached down his pant and aimed hs swelling putz somewhere more comfortable.

Razor also looked on approvingly,"Quite delectable, vieginal almost, you're not I presume ?."

"No,"Eileen replied, none too sure if she were or not as if wanking counted she weren't but if it didn't she were.

"Quite excellent, somewhat bushy and unkempt,"Razor obsrved as he stepped closer and ran his fngers up her interior thighs,"And so soft."

Eileen felt awkward, pegleg spread wi her whatsits on show and a bloke fondling her, she wanted to lay back and let him do it but thought that would be unprofessional. That didn't stop her getting very excited and wet at the thinking though.

"And easily entered,"Razor commented as he worked the index number fngers of both bridge player inside her eased her turn down sass apart for a punter view.

"Out way, let dog see cony,"Eli ordered.

Eileen looked on. Eli had took his pant and pants off and stood wi only his shirt and air-sleeve on, he looked about LXXX but his dick were hammer of a good deal younger bloke.

"Bloody ‘ ell !"cried Eileen.

"fear not it'll fit,"Eli assured her,"Might necessitate a safe push judgement, thee better brace thee self."

Eileen probably ought to deliver said no, no way, bugger that for a lark, you can overeat the job, o summat but the thought process of all that solid meat going inside her turned her head and she gripped border of desk business firm like and spread her legs as far apart as they would go.

The tip of Eli's cock rubbed up Eileens inner thigh sending shivers of expectation coursing through her venous blood vessel, it touched her sassing and tentatively and sensitively ventured interior. Through the narrows where her muscles relaxed to alow its passage and on into the caven leading to he womb.

Almost before she realised Eli's hairy crotch banged her minge and his cock were mighty up her.

"By ‘ eck lassie, thee's sommat special."Eli chuckled as he happily ploughed her.

"Oooohhh,"Eileen cooed with pleasure as he thrusted in and out.

"You had a three some ?"Eli aked.

"No, whay's that ?"she asked.

"Aye its a rare dainty, young lady love it, give her one up t'ass an all our Charlie,"Eli suggested.

"Right ho foreman,"Charlie replied as he dropped his smart gery flannel pant and string up them neatly over a chair back.

Eli grabbed Eileen around the waist and lifted her bodily off of the desk and hammer walked her around in a circle so his ass were against desk and her ass hole were exposed quick for Charllie to shove his cock in.

Charlie finished aranging his clothes and smeared his cock with European olive tree oil so's he'd slide in a bit easier. Even so it were a battle but his campaign pushed Eileen onto Eli's cock. painful sensation and joy mingled making her cry out, butb after a bit of a struggle he were in her and she felt she were being torn in one-half with two peter near touching each former inside her.

"It's all very elegant and delightful but I do rather feel like a spare member at a funeral,"Razor observed.

"Stand on a chair and let her suck thee off then,"Eli chuckled,"Have a foursome, bit o team building and that."

Razor ended up stood on desk and even then Eileen had to plow her caput rectify round.

She weren't too trusted how to suck cock but Razor just shoved it in and started fucking her facial expression so she let him get on with it, just grabbing a bit of a breathing time when she could.

She was close to passing out when everything went imperial and sparks flew in her brain as she had probably the best coming she'd ever had wi Eli spunking up her and Charlie takin the cue and spunking up her ass while Razor joined in and damned near choked her by spunking down her throat.

“'E'ee that's what we's lookin'for, tart wi talent,"Eli suggested.

"Gets my vote,"says Charlie.

"Agreed,"adds Razor as he hauled his prick back in his pants.

"How do you envision Buxton Road from patsy and Spencer to Timothy Whites ?"Eli enquired,"Ten bob a week up front or half thee tekkins."

"What ?"Rileen gasped.

"Prime speckle for whorin'” Buxton road Eli explained.

"I'm not no whore, I'm here for book keeper's job !"Eileen explained.

"Oh,"Eli replied,"Oh, bloody hell, thee's not bloody due yet and then its following door."

"This is Micklethwaite and Frickley insurance policy Associates."Razor explained,"We offer insurance to street Zimmer and regulate the industry."

"What MAFIA"Eileen gasped.

No one said anything.

"Grimshaw's place is adjacent door young girl,"Eli explained,"Best get theeself cleaned up."

Eileen quickly grabbed her clothes and angrily began to coif, she pulled up her knickers so firmly that the gob tore some more.

"Wash thee face in bog first,"Eli suggested,"And mouthwash, thee's got spunk on thee chin."

Eileen was mortified, she nearly went abode but something Eli said or inferred made her stay.

She washed as considerably she could and dutifully knocked on the correctly door bang on ten o'clock.

"Come in,"Eli said cheerily.

She went in, Eli was sitting behind another big burnt sienna desk, this time her were on hs own."Look have I got job or not ?"she asked.

"Can I love thee through hole in thee's knee breeches w out thee having to drop'em ?"Eli asked.

"How should I know ?"Eileen demanded.

"Shall us try ?"he asked.

"If I got job."Eileen replied,"I got me sheepskin in mathematics and that."

"Well see I want's a bit on't side, not flashy so every bugger is always tryin'to fuck her all't time,"Eli explained,"but willing and."

"I'll stop thee there,"Eileen says,"I en't being no one's bit on't side, I's got me future to think on, Book keeper that's what I'm after, not whore or tart."

"Reet, well thee can have volume keeper's job if tha'lets I fuck thee when I want's,"Eli offered.

"And when I get's caught out and up plum duff ?"Eli enquired.

"I know's a womanhood as ‘ ll sortb thee out,"Eli explained,"Its no fun being in't prime o'me life and me wife havin'buggered off wi me top salesman."

"I want's it in writin'psyche,"Eileen insisted.

"And I want's to stick me cock through muddle in thee knickers and fuck thee."Eli replied.

"In writing first,"Eileen insisted.

Eli quickly scribbled a job pass. Eileen read it and smiled. Success. She had her job and pretty soon she would have got Eli's shaft up her again.

"What if me Dad chucks me out for screwin'thee ?"Eileen asked.

"Thee'll have to slumber along a me won't thee."Eli confirmed.

"Then serious see if thee can get thee putz through trap in me knckers,"Eileeen agreed.

As it happened they couldn't fit his peter through maw so they tore it some more until there was hardly anything to carry on her modestness and then they managed it.

And three clock time more afore dinner party chime sounded.

As bell sounded Eileen rushed abode to tell her Mam what had happened.

Grinshaws van were outside and van man were inside. Her mam were bent over scullery table wi her shirt up he back and knckers down while Grimshaw's man screwed her from behind.

"I got job mam,"she said,"You never said you was tam-tam back on't plot ?"

"I ent but he got lovely blue eyes,"she said wistfully.

"And tw and sixpence,"Van number one wood said,"Where's thee kit, Mr Grimshaw said to tekk it up t'house as thee were his new bit on't side."

"Bugger me, thee as bit on't incline, what's creation comin'to, is ‘ ee blind or summat ?"her mam ventured.

"Nah overjealous sodomite is Mr Eli since his wife buggered off wi salesman."said the van man wi out pausing wi his fucking,"Wan't thee where he can see thee."

Eileen smiled, no more kipping in individual bed wi her three sisters, or wanking wi fireplace brush, she had fallen on her feet wi out a uncertainty .
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