Chapter one Gribble

It was a bright sunny Fri afternoon in mid June when Bobby, and his practiced ally Joseph turned their bike into the drive of the Benny Hill house. Both the son as Joseph said `` guess ill see you later dude `` and rode back to the Gribbles house as he pulled his bike into the drive way he saw lavatory Redcorn exiting through his parents bed room for year know he had known that his very seductively beautiful mother Nancy had been cheating on his so called Father-God Dale. He parked his wheel in the open garage as be headed towards the kitchen as he opened the refrigerator door and grabbed a gator aid his mother walked in wearing a blue knickers suit that she usually wore when she was going to be doing a subject report card for epithelial duct 86 tidings a job which although she did enjoy she secretly wished for a larger role in news molding public but sadly after he ordeal in Sam Houston where she had gotten drunk during a parade and been fired their after she would be stuck hosting a give way news political platform for the rest of her living. It was this fact of her life story that had driven he back into the arms of her longsighted time off and on again devotee John Redcorn. As she fixed her earring she told her son that she was going to be covering a exceptional report at the Arlen university tonight and that him and Dale should just monastic order a pizza for dinner. She said just bye and jumped in the back of John Lackland Redcorns jeep and zip off towards the expressway before Joseph had even been able to say good bye. Chief Joseph looked out the door at the smoke from the burnout and said adios. He stood their looking at the place where his mother had yet again decided to run off with her lover to her job yet again leaving him home alone, it was fine though because it would n't be to long before his beloved father Dale arrived home. Even though he had his ideas that John Redcorn might get had something to do with his creation he would never be capable to see him as anything more then the man who threatened his parents marriage and refused to leave them alone. Joseph walked towards his sleeping room to play some telecasting game when he noticed that his parents bedroom room access was slightly ajar he approached it very slowly some how afraid of finding the aftermath of his mother adultery. As he swung the doorway capable his eyes beheld a muckle that was sadly a to familiar to the boy, in the hurried that his mother and her lover had been in the had barley thrown the room back together. Joseph looked at it with an expression that showed both the horrible gloominess that he felt for himself and his father, and a since of mundane ennui that yet again he would be cleaning up after his mothers adulterous activities. Joseph reached behind his parents dresser where he had stashed a roll of trash bagful he had hidden. He began cleaning the way throwing away the used condoms, booze bottles, and off brand impersonation Mexican cigaret software system that only the cheapskate St. John Redcorn smoked. He began making the bed as he looked into the bath room and noticed that his mother had left her complete turnout just lying on the trading floor. He muttered to himself `` she ca n't even try to pick up '' as he picked up the blue jeans and pink shirt he then grabbed her bra and panties as he threw the apparel into the bond his mothers panties had failed to make it into the handbasket he walked over and grabbed them and as he picked them up he noticed that they were obviously still wet with his mother sex juices the offspring 14 twelvemonth old held them mortified that he was feeling the result of the his mother infidelity. The youths eyes began to satiate with tears as he threw the disgusting worn and used underwear into the hamper and ran off to his bedroom and began openly crying and screaming `` why does she hate me so much why is n't my daddy anof for her `` he laid their screaming and crying for about fifteen hour before he knocked the outback controls off of his bed and the tv turned on. As he sobbed he began to remark the tv it was on TBS and they were airing a rerun of'girl. doubt fire'and that 's when it hit him if his mother would n't be the women in his father life then he would be the women in his father life story.

Chapter 2 the Hill

Bobby threw his wheel onto the lawn disregarding his father request for the thousandth time. As he entered the living room he said hello to lucky and Luanne, and his mother as be headed towards his bedroom. `` we 'll hey their Bobby I got you a present `` lucky said as the boy turned towards his way Bobby stopped and looked at his uncle lucky with a smiling `` what is it favorable another coffee can lid firssby ? `` lucky just smiled `` why no silly I got you the new wanderer man movie I heard that you did n't get to see it in theaters so I though you might care to watch it now ``. Bobby held the moving-picture show in his hands starring at its pg-13 rated glory. `` prosperous thanks mom can I keep it `` he asked in a obviously dying and disturbed tone. `` we 'll as long as your Padre Does n't find out I do n't see why not `` Peggy responded and before she could her a thank you the boy had locked himself into his room and magnate on his tv and ps2. Bobby sat watching the flick for time of day before his father called him out into the livening `` Bobby you 've been in that god danged room all day why do n't you go out-of-door and throw your football `` Hank said as he wiped the stain off of his hands with a terry cloth. `` ok dad `` bobby scuffed off towards the kitchen. Hank looked at his men he had just gotten off of his job at stricklen propane Jojake the head mechanic had failed to usher up to exploit to day a habit Jojake had recently acquired. This left hank to put to work on the trucks himself. Hank did n't mind this just another job to be done for his beloved strcklen propane. Hank had spent the last 10 hours at stricklen watching buck take `` client after barley legal customer `` into his agency hank did n't recollect anything of it he would always see Buck as his beloved wise man and father digit even though dollar had since become a drunken womanizer Hades bent on extorting Hanks dedication leaving him absolve to spread his crabs all over Arlen. Hank was his hard working mark and was glad as long as he got to see stricklen come through. Hank walked to the ally to meet up with his sprightliness long friends Bill, and Boomhour. eyeshade was at one time a grotesque Pres Young man with aspiration of escaping his abusive father and becoming a war Hero in Vietnam sadly just as he joined the army they stopped sending in troop this meant that the regular army had a surplusage of cadet and since Federal Reserve note had dropped out of high school school day weeks from commencement he was n't capable to dispose for their policeman training program instead Uncle Sam decided that he would cut the hair of many a solider any of which were just as qualified to do his job. But Bill was happy in the beggary as far as he was concerned he had a howling Job and his long time girl friend Lanoor unit he had decided was going to be his wife. Just over 17 eld later account had begin to make just how sad and depressing his life rely was despite never taking a be sick day or a personal day he had only made it to Sargent barber a largely ceremonial position as he was still cutting hair in the same chair he had been cutting haircloth in for the last decade and a half. His ex-wife had taken one-half of his matter in the divorce that had left him a clingy depressed man who formed extremum emotional attachment at the drib of a pin. Boomhouer was the finish contrary of neb after high gear school Boomhouer had decided to look college and got his degree in criminology he got a job on the Lone-Star State state cavalryman as a homicide detective this left him working large stretch of fourth dimension working undercover and air issuing stuff that he could never differentiate his friends despite us multable endeavor to brig it up sadly they only seemed concern in the works of hanks living. This combined with the crippling depression he had from the Grissom fatigue of constantly being exposed to the gruesome tantrum he saw on a daily foot. He had recently taken up using crystallization meth as a way to dull the pain. They three men stood in the ally together as Hank spoke `` Dale called he 's going to be a piddling late he had to crystallise out the beat puppy from the mega-lo kennels `` the other two men just said yeap, and mmmhhhmmm respectively. The three of them stood their imbibition Alamo and watching the mantrap of suburban area.

vertebral column in the Hill household bobby was concerned about his fathers request to go outside.
'' mom dad wants me to recitation growing the football what should I do `` `` we 'll honey why do n't you go conceal out in mine and your Fatherhood bed elbow room and work on your property comedy for a little while `` `` that 's a great thought mom thanks `` bobby said as he ram towards their room seeing Hank, Boomhouer, and Bill standing in the drive way as Dale walked into his house.Bobby entered the bed elbow room and began working over his ruten. Over the long time bobby had tried to make for his comedy ruten from a clean perspective but in the in conclusion few month the other youths in his class had grown bored of his human activity of commons beans in the olfactory organ and whoppy cushions on professorship and seemed more interested in what was inside each others pants. Bobby had stayed up late the cobbler's last few weeks watched fox and HBO to gain inspiration. He had worked out several new subprogram he planed on displaying at the up and coming schooling talent appearance. But before that he needed a closing act Bobby laid on his parents bed thinking about Spider-Man and how he could be part of his new act. Bobby the noticed something sticking out from underneath his parents bed he reached down and pulled a span of red cotton plant scanty out. `` ah a superhero mask '' Bobby exclaimed as he quit threw the garment onto his face and psyche placing it so that his optic were facing out of the leg holes and the privates was right on his olfactory organ and oral cavity. Bobby noticed a slight feeling from them but it seemed remote like it had been dissipating for several weeks. Bobby quickly wrote down a seemingly uproarious joke. At that mo Hank opened the threshold and saw his son standing on his bed wearing his female parent pantie on his face `` gwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh `` hank screamed as he passed out. Bobby ran to his Padre and screamed for his mother as Peggy came into the room she stopped and just stared at Bobby and knew that as soon as his father awakened their would be null she could do to serve Bobby his fate was sealed .