Traveling With Tessa : Oral Exam At The Eiffel


Blowjob, Hardcore, Masturbation, Oral-Sex
A Travel templet for the Single Girl

Arriving at the Gare St. Lazare, you 'll be tempted to hop into one of the omnipresent Parisian taxis to gestate you and all your luggage straight to your hotel. But before you do so, why not do what les Parisiennes do ? Take a quick walk over to Printemps or Lafayette, the large department stores just around the corner from the train station, and clean out a selection of naughty Gallic lingerie. It 's one of my favourite activities when traveling to Paris, and this trip would be no exception.

Do n't concern if you do n't speak French tres bien ( tray bee-en ). I 've found that in the lingerie section, if you just find fault one of the sales girls with very short hairsbreadth and a pierced tongue, she 'll be glad to serve you out.

On this day, my salesclerk was particularly helpful as I was having bother communicating my bra size. She expertly weighed each of my ( rather bombastic, I must admit ) tit with her nimble digit, even tweaking my mamilla into a hardened state ( `` so zat ah weel see what zey look lahk ondair all condee-see-ons '', she explained professionally ), then quite accurately pronounced them 38 Ds ( which is what I thought I had said in the first place, but I guess my accent was just too much for her ).

She went through a similar ritual when I expressed an pursuit in buying some lacy panties, and again ( with that classic roll of her pretty French eyes ) as I requested stockings and garters. I finally settled on a red and inglorious corset that left to the highest degree of my breasts, including my nipples, exposed, a frilly pair of black-market crotchless panty, and long, black sheer nylon stockings. The corset had garter strap attached, so I was all set. I carefully pocketed the itemized invoice in my purse. curb on to the invoice - it may derive in handy later. Saying merci ( mair-see ) to the young woman for all her valuable assistant, I now headed out to observe a taxi.

Forty mo later, I was comfortably seated in the book binding of a cab on the way to my hotel on the left savings bank. I paid the number one wood in hard currency, but if you 're traveling on a budget, you 'll usually retrieve that the driver will bear a blowjob as fully payment. At the hotel, I quickly checked into my room, and a dozen or so bellboys fought over my luggage. I selected one ( based solely on the size of it of his bulge, I confess ! ) and we headed up to my room.

On the lift, he said, `` Is madame cognizant zat 'er buttons are undone down to ze navvel ? ''

Madame was not, and noticing that I had my purse in one mitt, and my purchases in the early, the bellhop graciously did them up for me. In my room, I was embarrassed to break that I had nothing smaller than a hundred euro Federal Reserve note - which is much too big a tip even for a garcon who had helped me with my blouse. I thought about offering him a blowjob, but no : I had come to Paris this time with the express determination of performing French sex at that most French of places, the Eiffel Tower. I was not going to baby the delicious anticipation of that event before I had even closed the door to my room. apprehensive that he would think I was short-tipping him, I quickly pulled his cock out of his bellman pant and proceeded to twitch him off. It was an impressive hunk of French people sausage. In no time, he had spurted onto the carpeting by the entrance to the room. He just stood there with a dazed look on his typeface for a moment, and I thought perhaps I had indeed stiffed him. Then he quickly said, `` Ah weel send somebody to cleanse zat up, '' and hurried out of the room.

A few minutes later another bellboy arrived, and he quickly removed the mess. Then he stood at the room access, with his hand out. I began to see a job developing, and led him over to the toilet before I gave him his tip.

It was late in the day, so I decided just to have a quick sting of dinner and send for it a night. I find it 's best to get a good maiden night 's sopor in order to be newly for an former scratch line on the dangerous undertaking of your number 1 full day in the city of visible radiation. A friend of mine in London had recommended a cosy little eatery in the plaza Pigalle, so I headed up there. My friend had warned me that the dress code at this place was `` sexy-chic '', so I decided to try out my nestockings, with a very dead wench, low-necked top and grampus bounder. He was powerful ! I felt very comfortable in the somewhat little brasserie ( that 's bra-zer-ee, not bra-zee-er ), since almost every table was occupied by a sexily-dressed single young lady, many of them lingering over a trash of wine and a cigarette ( Galois, I 'll bet ! ). The place had a very friendly atmosphere, as gentleman after gentleman's gentleman would come in, talk to one the little girl for a few minutes, then leave with her. Often the passably girl would arrive back to her board in fifteen or twenty minutes, and take up her crapulence.

I had a number of men ask me to go with them too, but as I had n't eaten yet I refused politely. But it was charming to think that these locals would go out of their way to make a stranger feel at menage - and Parisians have a reputation for arrogance ! My dinner consisted of a terrific steak with french fry ( bisteck avec frites, pronounced `` freets '' ) and a methamphetamine hydrochloride of Beaujolais.

When I was finished, a nice looking gentleman's gentleman came over and struck up a conversation with me. `` C'est combien ? '' Say combee-en ? ) he asked me, which means, `` how a lot ? ''

I glanced at the bill in surprise, and replied, `` Twenty three euros ''. He seemed amazed, slapped the note into my hand, and pulled me up from the mesa. It seemed cheap to me too, but I had barely decent time to unload the tone on the table before he had me out the door.

He was very disappointed to find that I did n't hold out nearby, and before long we were up a dark alley, kissing and fondling each other 's buck private portion. He was on my breasts like pate de fois gras on a cracker. I had his penis out in short monastic order, and was halfway down his shirt when I remembered my resolving power about the Alexandre Gustave Eiffel Tower. So for the third time since arriving in City of Light, I jerked a dude off. He groaned loudly, then sighed and said, `` Alors, what deed ah expect for twonty-sree euros ? '' and left. I thought that was a bit pitiless - just what kind of girl did he think I was ? I headed back to the restaurant, where I got a little tipsy - a lot of men bought me drinks that Nox and some of the were expensive, as much as ten euros each ! I decided to leave when a few of the early girls began to get annoyed. I can only sham I became a little too rough. Back at the hotel, I was once again beset upon by the total bellboy staff, and since I was in a bit of a State from all the drink, I agreed to let one of them see me upstair.

I needed aid getting into my wrapper, and he assisted eagerly. He removed all my wearable and folded it neatly, then slipped the fragile nightie over my head, and carried me into bed. He had done an fantabulous job, clearly beyond the call of duty. When I tried to offer him five euros, he said, `` Oh, non, Madame ! '' and taking me by the deal, guided it to his fly. The light incandescent lamp went on ( although rather dimly ), and I brought him to climax just as I had his equal. It was only as he was about to cum, and remembered the mess we had made earlier, that I managed to get my face in the way to block every unity spurt before it hit the bedspread. Well, so much for my quieten low night in Paris !

My former start the next morning did n't actually embark on until 11:00. I woke up around ten, and called way service to order coffee, croissants ( kwa-sonts ) and aspirin. I smiled slyly at myself in the mirror as I remembered where the viscous muss came from as I washed it off my case. Do n't be storm, as I was, if all three way inspection and repair requests are delivered individually, by unlike staff phallus. None of them would accept money, and seemed content to determine for just a handjob in the bathroom.

I was grateful that the number one affair to arrive was the aspirin, so that I could get to grapple with the splitting concern. The Lester Willis Young French lad who delivered it astutely guessed that I was hung over, and volunteered to furnish a extra ancient sept cure that he swore was foolproof. I gratefully accepted, and discovered that his wonderful massage actually did lease my brain off my head. And, he tells me, I do n't have any stumblebum !

touch sensation invigorated and live after my breakfast, I quickly don my new intimate apparel, and toss a tight white cotton plant dress, cut low in front and unforesightful in the skirt, over it. Then, jumping into a pair of reasonable fuck-me pump ( suitable for walking ) and glancing in the mirror for one last look, I head out. True, the red and black corset and panties are visible through the White person cotton if you look closely adequate, but the stocking top are hidden as long as I tug the skirt down and my nipple are fairly light coloured, so they can barely be seen.

Heading along the Boulevard St. Germain, I descend into the subway. My first halt will be the Louvre ( lewvrah, or lewv, or something ). I depart the Metro at Les Halle ( lay zall ), as did most of the men on the wagon train. Always the man, they insist that I go up the step before them - and even wait until I am five or ten steps up before they begin to pursue.

The Louvre is one of the highlights of City of Light. Not only is it the household of much of the humankind 's in force art, it 's also alive with genus Paris'best and promising aspiring artists copying the masters for drill. While admiring a nude sculpture, I am approached by a young fellow who engages me in a fascinating conversation about the way the artist has captured the skin tones on the model 's mamilla, and enlightening me on the courage of the artist in foregoing the traditional fig leafage, to paint the vagina in all its splendid detail.

I 'll never count at a vagina the Lapp way again. He tells me he knows of some other full-frontal nude statue in a veranda closed to the public, and asks if I 'd care to see them. `` Oh, oui ! ( oh wee ) '' I exclaim, and in second we are in a locked room, surrounded by some of the most dainty puss ever painted. Pointing at one that I thought was glorious, my new friend declares it amateurish and unrealistic.

'' Zere are too many leetle crimp - no wooman 'as zat very much peenk ! '' he pontificates.

Thrilled with the intellect debate I have become engaged in, I attempt to rise to him that he is haywire. `` count ! '' I say, lifting the hem of my skirt and pulling apart the face of my crotchless scanty, `` do n't I look just like that ? ''

His answer start me : `` oh, non ! Yours is - shav-ed, oh la la - but lahk z one, '' pointing to another nude sculpture who is clearly less excite than our subject twat.

Quickly sensing the trouble, I enlighten him by beginning to she-bop. He sees my decimal point, and in a fit of intellectual stimulation, haste to my aid. Soon, his digit are all over my spreading snapper. I begin to face a lot like the pussy in the house painting.

'' blade not zere ! '' he declares, casting his critical eye back and forth between my dripping sex and the masterpiece. He yanks out his French joystick, and plunges it deep inside me. He pumps me like a man lost in the desert with zilch to live on but potato chips suddenly finding a well at an oasis. When he spurts inside me ( do n't forget to fall apart your contraceptive diaphragm in City of Light ) and pulls out hastily, he gazes again at my vagina and at the one in the painting. `` Madame, '' he concedes with a bow, `` you are castigate. ``

From the Louvre, promenade through the Jardin des Tuileries Palace ( zhar-dan day twee-le-ree ) and onto the champ Elysees ( shons ay-lee-say ), remembering to tug your dame down every few stair - or if necessary, pull out your stockings up. stopover for a former lunch at any one of the myriad bistros and cafes along the way.

I 've found that if you let the ugly French waiters know that it 's alright to touch your breasts, they usually lose the mental attitude, and you can often get a free refill on the glass of excellent Pinot Chardonnay ( shar-don-nay ). Next, act on to the Arc de Triomphe ( arc duh tree-omp ).

One of the highlights of the Arc is the vista from the top, which is often enhanced by the sight of honeymooning devotee embracing by the wall, with the splendors of genus Paris arrayed below them. On this particular late afternoon, I am lucky enough to bump the crowds have thinned, and there is only one yoke making out in the corner. Sensing an opportunity for a true Parisian adventure, I approach them cautiously. A handsome man is French-kissing his lover. To my surprise, I find that the cute little one in the short chick, with exquisite hair and makeup, is also a man ! But I decide to take a hazard. ``

Menage a trois ? ( m'nazh a twa ) '' I ask.

The cutie breaks the buss and stares at me. He/she reaches out and wring my left boob. `` Oy, noice job, myte ! '' he exclaims.

I 've heard my tit called many things in my day, but `` job '' is not usually one of them. `` Thanks ! '' I reply.

The bounteous man stares at me critically, then makes a grab for my crotch. `` Kroist, you 're a sheila ! It 's a shiela ! '' he exclaims in disgust, and the little one says, `` Kroiky, them boobs is the ryal thing ! '' with an air of appreciation. `` Git lost, ya stiypid snatch '', the real man says, as he plunges his tongue back down the little one 's pharynx.

Ah well, aught ventured, zero gained. Alone with the elevator operator on the way back down, I catch him staring at my boob. My mammilla are severely from the cool wind up top. `` All right hand, '' I smile, and he seems surprised as I slip his hand inside my top. My head trip to the Arc de Triomphe is not a over wasteland, I think, as I make my way towards my ultimate destination - the duty tour Eiffel ( toor ee-fell ).

walk of life along the avenue Kleber ( do n't worry, it 's not a French word, so you can pronounce it any way you please ) to the Palais du Chaillot ( pal-ay doo shy-oh ), and from there across the bridge to the champion de Mars ( shons duh mar ) and the tugboat. You 're now make to pick up the bloke for the witching blowjob ! You may opt to get back for one of the Algerians selling trinkets, scarves and carpets at the human foot of the bridge circuit, but do n't be fooled by that old saying about the size of all black men - these are Algerians, not American English. See my article, `` Travels with Tessa : Going Down in Dixieland '', where I sample much of the population of the American English due south. As an experiment in socio-biology, I made it a point of saying to my sinister devotee, `` My, you 're hang up bigger than an Algerian ! '' and every unity one of them replied, `` Damn straight ! '' I concluded from that that American blacks are well cognisant of their deviation with their Northern African cousin-german. But back to City of Light.

Sauntering towards the tower, keep your optic open for probable nominee. I find one man who looks particularly appealing. I approach him, and make the offer. He glances nervously at a womanhood standing about six feet ( or 1.829 metres, as the French would say ) away, with three shaver. She rushes over, and starts yammering away in French too fast for me to comprehend, accompanied by wild gestures, but I think it meant that they were occupy.

Next I approach a young man whose swelling is obvious through his cut-offs, and who had been eying me rather hungrily, if I 'm any evaluator of man character reference. `` Bonjour, monsieur. Voudrais-vous le pipe ? ( bon-joor, m'syoor. vood-ray voo luh cheep ), '' I ask him, which literally means, `` Good day, sir. Desire-you the blowjob ? '' and is the traditional way that a Daniel Chester French fille would formally proffer to suck a double-dyed alien.

He stands wide-eyed and stunned for a moment. I begin to wonder whether he has n't understood my accent mark, or whether he 's just not interested, so I go into legal action. Remember that I suggested that the recite account for the sexy underwear might come in handy ? Pulling the chemise of report out of my purse, I bridge player it to him. Then, I point to the invoice, followed by my tit, my ass and my ramification. Comprehension dawn, and his centre get extensive, if that 's possible. I guess the lingerie did the trick, for he agrees, and I lead him to the tower. He graciously offers to by the tag for the cosmetic surgery to the top platform, which cost a pretty cent ( son-teem ).

The ride to the top is exhilarating. My new friend makes it even more arouse by sticking his hand up the spine of my skirt and down my new panty on the way up. Was that a little goose I felt ? I pat his bulge, which is even bigger now than it was on the soil. I take that as a compliment. His name is Pierre ( who 'd have guessed ? ). I would take been felicitous to have him climb the rail at the corner of the top platform and brace himself against the girders, so that I can bluster him from a standing spatial relation, but Pierre seems to want a bit of concealment. I can respect that. We head out onto the open staircases that extend from the solid ground to the top of the Eiffel tower. It 's a wonderful via media between Pierre 's desire for privacy and my own, well, slightly more exhibitionist nature. There - the arcanum 's out ! Pierre 's lovely big coq ( kok ) is innocent of its coop in no fourth dimension. It 's in my mouth faster than a hardon in a whorehouse. He manages to pluck my white-hot dress up to my cervix. He buries his face in my `` beeg fawkeen teets '', as he called them, and his fingers in my very damp `` moof ''. This man is a macho-man ! I blow and I suck and I blow some more.

His prick thrill against the spinal column of my throat fourth dimension and again. `` Did you know that in side, this is called Frenching ? '' I ask, smiling at the irony, dragging my sass off his manhood. But he does n't require to babble out.

He places his deal on the vertebral column of my pass and pickle it back down onto his waving phallus. It seems a troop of teen English people schoolboys have decided to antecede the disbursement of the lift and climb the stairs, because we soon have an audience clad in hoary trousers and maroon cap, commenting on our performance in charming cockney emphasis. Pierre is shocked at get-go, but he chooses not to finish just then. Within seconds, however, he shoots a magnanimous shipment of cum down my open throat. I swallow every single drop curtain - I want this to be the thoroughgoing French cock sucking. capital of South Dakota is gone in moment, and for one glorious moment I think about blowing all these young cuss. But no, I do n't love what the age of consent is under French law, and I 'm not into kiddie stuff. I 'm no pervert. They do seem unquiet to help me get dressed again, and when I finally walk back out onto the political program, I 'm confident that my dress is smoothed out, my stockings are pulled up with no wrinkles, and that my breasts are neatly back into their half-cups.

Pierre is still waiting for the elevator. We ride down together, although we did n't speak much. He seemed very interested in the purview. When the doorway open back at ground level, a expectant crowd awaits us, and we get a standing ovation. Imagine that ! For unwritten sex in genus Paris ! It feels a bit like beating the English people at football. Pierre has disappeared into the throng.

backbone at the hotel, the usual gang of bellboys vied to see who would escort me to my room. After such an exhaustingly sexual day, I was feeling a picayune naughty myself, so I decided to see if maybe I could seduce one of these garcons up in my elbow room. Once again ( I am a little harpy, are n't I ? ) I surveyed the crotches of the bellman trousers, and piece the most telling one.

rear in the room, I quickly closed the threshold and before he could even ask for his tip, I threw off my dress. Was this seduction ploy going to work ? Yes ! Standing before him in the corset, crotchless panties, long black stockings and heels, breasts and pussy exposed, I watched him unzip his fly and whip out his very tumid member. Before long, he had everything else off, and he was banging me doggie-style on the bed. I climaxed in seconds, and he was not far behind me. Conscious of not wanting to take advantage of the boy, I tipped him five euros, which he accepted gratefully and left. That night, I decided to avoid the temptations of Paris completely and settled for room service.

Once again, my order was delivered in stages, and once again, nobody wanted to assume money as a tip. They even delivered dessert and coffee bean ( separately, as was the custom ), which I had n't ordered ! I thanked Shangri-la that I had managed to get the Oral at the Alexandre Gustave Eiffel out of the way, so that I could tip these hardworking boys with the blowjobs they really deserved.

The quietus of my misstep was consumed with sex and sightseeing the way only City of Light can offer it - including a wonderful afternoon at the flea markets of Porte de Clignancourt ( just as it 's spelled ).

For you single girl traveling to capital of France, here 's my advice : do n't forget your contraception ; do n't revere the expense - you can find tidy sum of ways to keep your costs down ; do n't be a tacky tipper - it 's worth it in the prospicient run and these people work hard for a support ; and do n't worry about bringing all your naughty underwear - there 's plenteousness to be had in genus Paris !
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