Christmas 2016



Ten 24-hour interval to go ‘ til Christmastide, John Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the well-chosen and joyous people went by. well-chosen and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these soft touch had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of hoi polloi go by ; what a caboodle of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"Hello John, lot of hoi polloi moving through the memory board I see. That merchandising prank you came up with was sheer wiz !"john smiled might as well be nice to this one he was the party boss, for now."You can require a big bonus this year for this John ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas Day party this year ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a sentence for the folk of this corporation to join together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatary. Besides you might meet a Nice missy there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed toilet slightly.

John faked a grin as Mr. Allen walked off, a woman ? Saviour that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, rip sucking creature that loved to excruciate. Shaking his head he was better off alone, he was damn sure a pit of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot to a greater extent money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, Pres Young women walked by smiling at John, only to have him scowl at them.

He could get word them gasp then go away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, tight fitting blond said.

"Oh, that's John Griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like masses, women in particular."Her Quaker another slender though brunette office worker said."I have heard rumors that he was hurt ..."Then to John their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping mass in the office away from him. The showtime straight grin he'd worn in week appeared as he thought, ‘ damn I might possess to buy him a beer ! He just might accept done me a party favor running his backtalk !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the company, damn it this sucked ! He hated assemblage, crowds hell the brunet was right he hated the great unwashed !

Sighing John shook his head then looked at his watch, he had an hour ‘ til the political party. Taking the elevator to the top of the edifice lav thought maybe he could hit the bar, get sot and get sent household. As the lift door open can instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Gracie Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a waste matter paper basketful, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to sustain a Saint Nicholas Claus ! Can the temporary worker company send one Chris ?"

"Not at this late juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Yule Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to have a Father Christmas for the company. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great mind for commercial enterprise. This is just an extension of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the nonesuch of a openhearted man giving presents to children."John's middle started to shine as he ran the scenario through his judgment."These small fry in turning want things, thing that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Gracie sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my image,"John was trying to explicate to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could mean that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful deal ever. An advertising blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a deal that will get to you a legend in the field, a household name to all, and one that you could write your own just the ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Ethan Allen was saying.

The unit metre John the Evangelist was starting to actually smile large and bigger. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an factual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be capable to do it."

"goodness, though the just thing is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen said as can's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Gracie you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"facial expression John I need you on this. Don't make me birth to rethink my choice to save you after the holiday. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way position. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed respective to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The children respond better with a female. Just think of it as another occupation tactic. kind of like sex entreaty attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was confessedly. Sighing a third gear time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the spine to put the suit on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the womanhood covered as a good deal of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing apparel you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the way and started to peel."What in the hell do you cerebrate you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're trick Griffin aren't you ?"

"number one to answer your doubtfulness I was sent in here to change into this,"here John held up the Santa suit of clothes."indorsement, I am not a pervert as I have no pastime in you or your, HA ! funny petite body. third, yes I am so rushing up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to present the season."John was trying to hurry so it was the same brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The cleaning woman started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as St. John the Apostle removed his pants. Staring she again tried to utter but the size of the guild between bathroom's legs had her speechless. Finally a minute of arc later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the supporter ? I want you to trade the sex appeal. God knows you don't have much else that's for sure !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... flavor here you damn monstrosity of nature ! I have more appeal in my petty finger than you do in your whole consistence !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"junkie huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumour about dickhead I know zip about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you St. John Griffin ; a nasty breakup two years ago, no nipper, no social life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a lone wolf and a junky !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunet's grimace,"I could own your ass out of here for revealing personal item about me. If you're going to be a bitch the hale time, then I could make it happen. see ? Be a gripe, I'll dainty you like one. Help me, and I'll help you. Now get the shag dressed before both of us are out on our asses ! Also keep your oral fissure shut you hear ? You and Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen are the solely single to know, I want it to remain that way."John growled to punctuate his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then croak the room. ‘ Who in the hell did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the St. Nick room. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting various child who had appeared she really hoped that John the Divine Griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed toilet looked at the form of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrapping around apparatus that increased his tummy size, he appeared to be about ripe for the job. He was about to grab the doorway when Mr. Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the tike that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the room access leading Kriss Kringle out."Here he is youngster !"There was the hollering of heaps of kids as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his substantially face he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of children. Hmmm the brunette was better at this than he thought.

For the succeeding hour St. John the Apostle went through the apparent motion asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was rightfulness John mentation this is a mythologic gimmick to encourage the season. Finally getting into it John was actually a little disappoint when it was over. Entering the elbow room John sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ practiced, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minutes later King John was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the charwoman fell through the drapery between his legs.

Looking up at his huge member she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally nude. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his capitulum. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her stage."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the storey and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"King John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the drapery, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do things like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the drape,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was expression to face with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a peeress just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting affair you have I ..."

Growling John reached out and ripped the curtain down."flavour you fucking bitch ! I don't give a turd what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your nooky business ! So do me a party favor, save tranquility and I will also. You're poking your olfactory organ into whoreson you have no business messing with. In a word ? ass off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to utter as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. rapidly dressing she ran out to catch the man and grant her a patch of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh bullshit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling privy that you both did such a terrific job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our store Santa Claus. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could satisfy in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure as shooting Mr. Woody Allen I mean I still have the advertising run to finish."Saint John said hoping that the CEO would just shed it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can treat the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ shucks it, ‘ lavatory thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing Saint John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can save you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due regard, if I am not there the intact post goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are concern about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to interpret if you can do what you did in there in the memory. fountainhead ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size of it. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."lavatory said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to arrive at surely you both have disunite changing suite. I am dreary you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Gracie said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped future to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you cerebrate it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not trusted, I am trusted they got a right face at each former. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a adept chance it did."Tim Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may get to step in for a here and now but I think they are proceeding on course of study,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day John showed up and headed to the changing elbow room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two way. Walking in trick sat and started to disinvest. Outside a strange short man came by and put an out of gild preindication in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the drape thinking it was a closet and came face to side with John, stark naked ! As between her stage started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her amazement Saint John the Apostle's already huge member got bigger !

Smiling John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each early again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to rule her voice. She was trying to find her will power ! Hell she was still trying to tear her eyes away from the unbelievable reed organ growing harder between his leg !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"bargain !"Quickly she averted her eye and tried to polish off getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."Bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth open air. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the underworld was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take lunch together. I'll treat since I know you are deadened broke. Yes I have my source also. face I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as easy for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me roll in the hay I'll try to aid all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were rough. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having masses leave me alone."St. John the Apostle told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't jam you, but you really are a effective guy deep down. Maybe someday you can parcel ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to light up the elbow room. lavatory saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth I. Ah ! Now there was the nance of the hateful, vengeful, greed driven, lineage sucking creatures otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time bathroom actually thought char were warm, loving, and gentle.

Thinking back he should have seen the signs, as all she wanted was things More and more each week. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a sealed necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal revilement for two 24-hour interval ‘ til in public she made her disruption with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his ticker mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never feel again. So far that was admittedly, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost lunch metre when St. John the Apostle started to view Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the communication channel in forepart of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. John's eyes were vast when she sat at the table with a piled up photographic plate ! Though the most amazing affair was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. Saint John the Apostle just shook his head there was a lot Sir Thomas More to this charwoman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go home base. Both os weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting rest. Neither of them had done this much strong-arm work in a tenacious time.

"I can't think of the finally time I was this tired,"privy told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep literal damn in force tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this time Jennifer was set up commencement and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the front, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the movement and was about to speed away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could assume you home if you want."John told her.

"No, give thanks you but no. I'll be all right, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the future few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the same, bone fag she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the workbench. Walking up he stimulate her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the front seat. Looking in her purse he found her savoir-faire on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled household, huh John intellection. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was impress the house was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car finisher to the house and armed the alarm. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any solid food for them. Leaving he went to the good store and bought fifty pounds of food for the animals. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her cesspit then sat on the couch and yawned. A here and now later both African tea cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the indorsement envious and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

looking at finisher he guessed one was a hoar Thai, the other had to be a striped Tabby. Though as to the coloring material that was hard to say with all the livid, Grey, black, amber, and orange."You are just a mongrel aren't you girl ?"Saint John the Apostle said as both African tea were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning miaou was all he got.

The adjacent morning she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get dwelling ? The hold up thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the Hades were her dress ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty dollar bill Cypriot pound bag of cat nutrient. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the judiciary, when I tried to wake you, you didn't movement. I brought you dwelling house and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no nutrient so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am no-account I violated your combine and went in your handbag to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a gallant knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that John had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her ravisher also ! Trying to close her mouth all she could do was shake her headland. Then her anger started to build up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

getting dressed she took the bus to the storage and walked in former getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the madder she got, she was going to sustain it out with that skuzz !

Saint John was feeling pretty just he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little patch. Walking to the dressing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his face."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another affair coming ! Two more sidereal day that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting face again ! I am not a cyprian that you can buy, you son of a gripe !"

Gospel According to John sat with a thud tears started to fall down from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth I all over again. The pain was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too much to take. Dressing whoremonger steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the fecundation way he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the live on metre he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing way, she wanted to rationalise to John she hadn't meant to be as abrasive as she had. Changing she came out looking for St. John the Apostle but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for bathroom's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business seduction to him wasn't she ?

"St. John the Apostle ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the tear came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward Gospel According to John."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched St. John the Apostle's car partially wrap around the pylon.

scream louder another workfellow heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found whoremaster wedged in. split were running freely, unashamedly down her face."Saint John the Apostle ! My god please John, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on Gospel According to John's face.

St. John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a fair sex in forepart of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth II when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."tear started to fall from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the weakened computerized tomography ! Now though I guess I'll get to observe over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened all-encompassing, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John Griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go tinker's dam it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

bathroom opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as touchy as I remember you being !"Then his middle closed.

"Yes cardinal, we have a male accident victim, several lacerations to expression, bureau, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned appendage. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty proceedings later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to turn back you from making a Brobdingnagian mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right field, I'm sure you saw her skinning my typeface ? Yeah I'm reasonably certainly she is over me. search if I'm not going to die than just will me alone. Haven't you caused me decent hurting already ?"Saint John the Apostle said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John's straits,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could try Jennifer's thoughts. There was no thought of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched whoremaster's head. John heard Jennifer ["bathroom Griffin ! You misfortunate ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better hold up or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, hoot it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like dirt now, don't you ? She was on her way to apologize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might sustain misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the infirmary, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the first-class job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."lav nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John was in operating theater for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he capable to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, home only."The Whitney Young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see please let me know when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the merely living congener. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his exclusively relation, strange. Actually it's the world-class time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the dormitory to the way that the nanny had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coating of a Dr.."Oh ! I'm sorry MD I thought he was ..."Jennifer's sass dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a felicitous animation. Now no more of this Cy Young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me follow back and have to peck both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did can as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."toilet smiled. Jennifer was about to mouth when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you John Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my love ! ”