“ Don't be late our Eileen,"Dan Micklethwaite advised his eldest daughter as he got ready to set off for his transmutation in't manufactory,"Promptitude that's what's wanted."

"Yes our Dad,"Eileen replied, as she tried not to worry about her interview for book custodian job at Grimshaws.

She weren't prettiest of lasses, her haircloth were mousey, her tits weren't naught especial and she hadn't never had a proper swain, but that ‘ ent to say she were no virgin, oh no, the hearth brush handle had seen to that on Sir Thomas More than one occasion though her kept that to herself.

She dressed sensitive, that is to say in her scoop clothes bought particular for aunty Maud's funeral six month since, grey skirt and White River overt neck shirt with a black jacket.

"Remember you want's Scripture keepers job, yer not a whore,"her Dad warned when she undid two buttons not one.

"Yes our Dad,"she replied.

"Eee, I can hardly believe it me little girl all growed up,"he sighed as he wished for the millionth time he's wore a safety when he scewed her female parent against Abbotoire road railway bridge nigh on twenty years afore.

"Reet, now think on,"he said as he gently eased his Raleigh Elswick Special button bike out of parlour ready to set off down route towards t'mill.

Poor Eileen were in a right on state, wi next to no brass coming in the whole family needed her to get job. Butterflies in her corporation weren't nowhere in it, it were like she'd ate some maggotty center and the whole damned lot had hatched as flies.

She decided a walk would do her good, round by gas works, down past where Langley Engineering used to be afore them went broke, down by Thornton and Rigsby Fueneral parlour and despite dawdling she were still nigh on 20 minutes early when she got to Grimshaw's office on Guisley Road.

"Promptitude,"she remembered he dad saying so she screwed up her courage and pulled the bell electric cord. It were broke so she banged the door. zippo. So she opened it.

"Yes ?"some sour faced cow asked.

"I come for't job,"she ventured.

"Well thee won't get one on threshold wll thee ?"the adult female sighed,"Upstairs, third on right and rap and wait to be asked in."

"Oh, right,"Eileen agreed. She marvellled at the round marble story with"Grimshaws,"laid out in ignominious on white background, the posh burnt sienna desk and matching chairs and that in reception elbow room, and at the classy staircase wi pictures of Grimshaw's old and new, all looing alike wi their great bushy beards, except the noblewoman of course.

She knocked timidly then again hard enough to anguish her knuckles.

"By ‘ eck give us a minute you'll have door off hinge,"Eli Grimshaw warned, as he had one of his assocates unlock the door.

"I'm here for t'job Eileen said awkwardly.

"About bloody time, get thee kit off and let dog see t'rabbit,"Eli said kindly.

"What ?"Emily demanded.

"Get thee kit off, thee won't have nothing we ‘ ent seen afore lestaways I hope not !"Eli chuckled.

Charlie"Crusher"Haines and Jim"Razor"Sharpe grinned knowingly as they looked on.

"looking at"Emily ventured.

"DOE thee want job or not, if thee does get thee kit off, if thee don't bugger off and stop wasting us time."Eli explained patiently.

"We have a certain standard to mantain,"Razor explained, in a poncy southerner accent,"It's not a big issue surely ?"

"I never stripped before three blokes before,"Eileen admitted.

"I'll assist thee if thee the likes of,"Charlie offered.

Eileen looked on. Eli looked harmless enough, he could have passed for LXXX with his bushy beard, Razor was younger, 40 ‘ s maybe, all posh suit, off the peg sign and Spencer not cobbled together in some back street swither shop, while Charlie was quite a hunk.

Eileen needed the job and she seemed to be out of her consistence looking on as she started to undo her button.

"Bloody strip down not do a bloody stripteaser,"Eli cussed,"Can't get stave can't even get applicants."he muttered.

Eileen were mortified as she carefully laid her blouse and skirt on chairman. She hadn't expected this of she'd have got some new knee breeches as hers had a big golf hole in.

"No brazier,"Sharpe observed,"Nice business firm titties, quite delightful."

"And kinky knickerbockers, thee could gve her one thrugh t'pickle wi out tekkin'em off !"Charlie observed.

Eli smiled"Reet lassie hop up on desk and lets have a feeling, best drop knickers so's we can get a close up."

Eileen gulped but she dropped her knee pants to floor and hopped up on desk in just her smart black shoes and white ankle socks.

"Ee, tha'looks mavin,"Eli said admiringly as in moving from behind desk to in front he reached down his trousers and aimed hs swelling cock somewhere more comfortable.

Razor also looked on approvingly,"Quite delectable, vieginal almost, you're not I presume ?."

"No,"Eileen replied, none too indisputable if she were or not as if wanking counted she weren't but if it didn't she were.

"Quite first-class, somewhat bushy and unkempt,"Razor obsrved as he stepped closelipped and ran his fngers up her inner thighs,"And so soft."

Eileen felt awkward, legs spread wi her whatsits on show and a gent fondling her, she wanted to lay back and let him do it but thought that would be unprofessional. That didn't stop her getting very rouse and wet at the view though.

"And easily entered,"Razor commented as he worked the exponent fngers of both hands inside her eased her lower lips apart for a just view.

"Out way, let dog see rabbit,"Eli ordered.

Eileen looked on. Eli had took his pant and pants off and stood wi only his shirt and socks on, he looked about eighty but his cock were cock of much younger bloke.

"Bloody ‘ ell !"cried Eileen.

"Fear not it'll fit,"Eli assured her,"Might call for a good thrust mind, thee better couplet thee self."

Eileen probably ought to possess said no, no way, bugger that for a lark, you can stuff the job, o summat but the cerebration of all that solid meat going inside her turned her capitulum and she gripped sharpness of desk business firm like and spread her legs as far apart as they would go.

The tip of Eli's peter rubbed up Eileens inner second joint sending shivers of anticipation coursing through her venous blood vessel, it touched her lips and tentatively and sensitively ventured inside. Through the narrows where her muscles relaxed to alow its passage and on into the caven leading to he womb.

Almost before she realised Eli's hirsute fork banged her minge and his turncock were right up her.

"By ‘ eck young girl, thee's sommat special."Eli chuckled as he happily ploughed her.

"Oooohhh,"Eileen cooed with pleasure as he thrusted in and out.

"You had a three some ?"Eli aked.

"No, whay's that ?"she asked.

"Aye its a rare goody, girls love it, give way her one up t'ass an all our Charlie,"Eli suggested.

"Right ho gaffer,"Charlie replied as he dropped his smart gery flannel trousers and advert them neatly over a chair back.

Eli grabbed Eileen around the shank and lifted her bodily off of the desk and cock walked her around in a circle so his ass were against desk and her ass hollow were exposed fix for Charllie to shove his cock in.

Charlie finished aranging his wearing apparel and smeared his cock with Olea europaea oil so's he'd slide in a bit easier. Even so it were a battle but his travail pushed Eileen onto Eli's stopcock. Pain and pleasure mingled making her cry out, butb after a bit of a struggle he were in her and she felt she were being torn in half with two cock near touching each other inside her.

"It's all very elegant and delightful but I do rather sense like a spare penis at a funeral,"Razor observed.

"stand on a hot seat and let her fellate thee off then,"Eli chuckled,"Have a foursome, bit o team construction and that."

Razor ended up stood on desk and even then Eileen had to turn her head right round.

She weren't too sure as shooting how to suck putz but Razor just shoved it in and started fucking her face so she let him get on with it, just grabbing a bit of a breath when she could.

She was close to passing out when everything went purple and sparks flew in her head as she had probably the best orgasm she'd ever had wi Eli spunking up her and Charlie takin the cue and spunking up her ass while Razor joined in and damned near choked her by spunking down her throat.

“'E'ee that's what we's lookin'for, tart wi talent,"Eli suggested.

"Gets my vote,"says Charlie.

"Agreed,"adds Razor as he hauled his tool back in his pants.

"How do you visualize Buxton route from mark and Herbert Spencer to Timothy whiteness ?"Eli enquired,"Ten bob a week up presence or one-half thee tekkins."

"What ?"Rileen gasped.

"blossom fleck for whorin'” Buxton route Eli explained.

"I'm not no working girl, I'm here for Holy Scripture steward's job !"Eileen explained.

"Oh,"Eli replied,"Oh, bloody hell, thee's not fucking due yet and then its future door."

"This is Micklethwaite and Frickley Insurance Associates."Razor explained,"We offer insurance policy to street walkers and regularize the industry."

"What MAFIA"Eileen gasped.

No one said anything.

"Grimshaw's office is next doorway lass,"Eli explained,"Best get theeself cleaned up."

Eileen quickly grabbed her dress and angrily began to trim, she pulled up her knickers so firmly that the hole tore some more.

"Wash thee look in bog first,"Eli suggested,"And mouthwash, thee's got kindling on thee chin."

Eileen was mortified, she nearly went base but something Eli said or inferred made her stay.

She washed as proficient she could and dutifully knocked on the right door bang on ten o'clock.

"seminal fluid in,"Eli said cheerily.

She went in, Eli was sitting behind another large mahogany desk, this meter her were on hs own."Look have I got job or not ?"she asked.

"Can I fuck thee through hollow in thee's knickers w out thee having to pretermit'em ?"Eli asked.

"How should I jazz ?"Eileen demanded.

"Shall us try ?"he asked.

"If I got job."Eileen replied,"I got me diploma in maths and that."

"Well see I want's a bit on't side, not flashy so every bugger is always tryin'to fuck her all't clock time,"Eli explained,"but willing and."

"I'll stop thee there,"Eileen says,"I en't being no one's bit on't side, I's got me future to think on, Book keeper that's what I'm after, not whore or tart."

"Reet, well thee can take book keeper's job if tha'lets I fuck thee when I want's,"Eli offered.

"And when I get's caught out and up duff ?"Eli enquired.

"I know's a woman as ‘ ll sortb thee out,"Eli explained,"Its no fun being in't prime o'me life history and me wife havin'buggered off wi me top salesman."

"I want's it in writin'mind,"Eileen insisted.

"And I want's to bond me sashay through muddle in thee drawers and do it thee."Eli replied.

"In writing first,"Eileen insisted.

Eli quickly scribbled a job offer. Eileen read it and smiled. Success. She had her job and pretty soon she would have Eli's cock up her again.

"What if me Dad eats me out for screwin'thee ?"Eileen asked.

"Thee'll have to catch some Z's along a me won't thee."Eli confirmed.

"Then best see if thee can get thee cock through trap in me knckers,"Eileeen agreed.

As it happened they couldn't fit his tool through hole so they tore it some more until there was hardly anything to preserve her modestness and then they managed it.

And three times more afore dinner bell sounded.

As bell sounded Eileen rushed home to tell her Mam what had happened.

Grinshaws van were remote and van man were inside. Her mam were bent over scullery table wi her shirt up he back and knckers down while Grimshaw's man screwed her from behind.

"I got job mam,"she said,"You never said you was chime back on't plot ?"

"I ent but he got lovely blue eye,"she said wistfully.

"And tw and tanner,"Van device driver said,"Where's thee kit, Mr Grimshaw said to tekk it up t'household as thee were his new bit on't side."

"sodomite me, thee as bit on't side, what's world comin'to, is ‘ ee blind or summat ?"her mam ventured.

"Nah jealous sodomite is Mr Eli since his wife buggered off wi salesman."said the van man wi out pausing wi his fucking,"Wan't thee where he can see thee."

Eileen smiled, no more kipping in single bed wi her three sisters, or wanking wi fireside brush, she had fallen on her base wi out a dubiety .